Coach

When Luther burns himself at Hayden's barbecue, he skewers his host with a multimillion-dollar lawsuit for negligence.

When Luther's pet monkey bites Hayden, he, Howard and the rest of the coaching staff are quarantined for fear of an outbreak of some kind of "lethal monkey virus."

Dauber turns a deaf ear to Hayden's advice while choosing a new car, and winds up with a model that he can't afford.

Hayden rallies support for the team after Doris decides to move the Breakers to Los Angeles.

Christine needs to cheer up Hayden after a doctor connects his diminished sex drive to "male menopause."

Hayden must confront his inept gardener when all the plants in the yard start to die; but when Hayden fires him, he gets a chilly reception from Luther, who thinks the daffy worker deserved a second chance.

The father of the unborn baby whom Hayden and Christine plan to adopt comes back into Julie's life.

Hayden loses his appetite when Christine invites soon-to-be-fired player Matt Luba over for dinner.

While Hayden's priority is the Breakers' first game of the season, Doris is concerned with re-signing a handsome washout (Wahlheim) so he can model a line of swimwear endorsed by the team -- and television commentators focus on the team's new sex symbol during a game.

While Hayden waffles over helping Howard search for a new job, the coaches see a window of opportunity for scoring their first win of the season.

Hayden fumes when the Burleighs come for a surprise visit and then extend their stay.

Hayden and Luther try to iron out their differences over Luther's relationship with Doris. Meanwhile, in spite of the team's losing season, the coaching staff perks up.

Luther muzzles his true feelings about the death of his beloved dog, Quincy, until Doris offers him some advice.

Hayden regrets sponsoring Luther's harebrained investment in ""Turtle World"" when he learns that the animals featured in the attraction are dying in captivity.

After Doris fires the hostile host (Bakay) of her TV station's post-game show, she surprises Hayden by taking Luther's suggestion for a replacement: Christine.

The Breakers' prospect for winning games seem bleak until Hayden's star quarterback from Minnesota State shows an interest in joining the team.

A pregnant women considers the Foxes as prospective adoptive parents for her baby; Luther and Dauber try to win over the rest of the Breakers' coaching staff.

Hayden and Christine decide to try adoption but learn that their ages may complicate the process; a new secretary puts Luther and Dawber under her spell.

Luther bites off more than he can chew when he moves into a new apartment -- in a seniors-only community -- and three women compete for his attentions.

Hayden tries to win over both Doris and the press while readying the Breakers for their first game.

Hayden leaves Minnesota for a new job as coach of an NFL team in Orlando, Florida. When he arrives, he finds that the team's owner has a game plan of her own.

When Hayden's daughter Kelly brings home new boyfriend Peter, Hayden is appalled to learn that Peter is the same age as Hayden.

Luther feels left out when Hayden and Christine are invited to New York for a dinner honoring Frank Gifford.

Hayden tries to befriend former Dallas Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson -- but his efforts go to the dogs when Johnson's Super Bowl ring is eaten by Luther's dog.

A Valentine's Day dinner gives three couples heartburn when Hayden's efforts to fix up a lovelorn Dauber entirely miss their mark.

Hayden refuses to admit that a middle-aged prospect might be too old to play on the team, and becomes his biggest supporter.

A letter from a European prospect inspires Hayden to go on an international recruiting trip -- to a country that's under martial law.

Hayden and Christine agree to work out their marital problems via an anonymous ""encounter weekend"" for couples, but the entire process breaks down for Hayden once Howard and Shirley Burleigh join the group.

Hayden refuses to go quietly when Christine insists that he head off his snoring problem with a trip to a sleep therapy clinic.

Luther and Ruthanne try to help each other shed bad habits.

Just before a big bowl game, a rumor breaks out that Hayden may be taking a job in the pros.

An opposing player is badly hurt after Hayden encourages rough play.

Carter gives Bill Jennings an audition tape of one of his beautiful broadcasting students. Carter intends to replace Christine with a young female host to "freshen up the show." Carter's plan backfires as Jennings decides to replace him instead of Christine. In the midst of Hayden's celebration on Carter's firing, Carter shows up to beg Christine to help him get his job back. Christine agrees and the next morning talks with the Jennings to help Carter. In the midst of the meeting Carter bursts into the meeting and with Christine's aid he gets his job back.

Cuts in the non-football athletic budget force Hayden into a televised debate.

Hayden blames Christine for his sexist attitude toward an attractive co-worker.

Against Hayden's advice, Christine attends a bachelorette party thrown by Ruthanne and gets into trouble.

Hayden and Christine have a major marital blowup over her seeming ""impregnability"" and the consequent mechanical nature of their recent love life. Luther gets into an unbelievable car deal with an elderly woman.

Luther spends more time with Ruthanne and less with Hayden.

In this Dauber centered episode, Judy returns from Romania after a trip with the woman's basketball team. Dauber is exited to see her, as it's the longest time they've ever been apart (one month). When Judy arrives, she tells Dauber that she had an affair with a Romanian man named Andre. Judy doesn't feels she can spend her life with Dauber, she breaks their two-year engagement.

Hayden's image consultant Susan Miller gets underfoot when he coaches the team.

Hayden hires an image consultant who sets out to make him a superstar.

Hayden is offered a position at an unnamed pro team. He goes to New York to interview for the job. After first finding out about the offer, he doesn't tell Dauber or Luther. Finally he does and everyone becomes excited about a future in the NFL. Unfortunately Hayden is not offered the job. The show ends with Christine and Hayden discussing their unrelenting ambition that leaves them restless in Minnesota.

Hayden and Christine have lukewarm reactions to Luther's outrageously uninhibited date.

Christine goes fishing with the guys and catches the biggest fish.

An old girlfriend's visit rekindles Dauber's feelings and jeopardizes his relationship with Judy.

Fed up with trying to increase his fertility, Hayden looks into getting a sperm donor -- quarterback Troy Aikman.

The Screaming Eagles try to recruit the nations top QB. The players father roomed with Haden in college. After a one on one conversation with the blue chips QB, the player admits he only plays ball to please his eager father whose own football dreams were crushed by an injury. Haden convinces to give the young perspective time to decide his own life direction.

While Howard and Hayden are away at a conference, Shirley confides in Christine that she's become attracted to another man.

Kelly can't attend when Hayden goes to New York to receive the Coach of the Year award.

Hayden begins wearing a special device to increase his sperm count. As a Valentine's gift he goes on Christine's TV show, where his special device leaks on camera.

Luther is embarrassed to confess his new job: managing a miniature golf course.

Luther is offered the job of head football coach at nearby small Aberdeen college.

Hayden is rattled when he and Christine agree to watch an infant for the weekend.

Luther makes a nuisance of himself after tracing his family tree and learning of a large group of Van Dams living in the area.

On the day of the Pioneer Bowl, an accident puts Luther in the hospital with a concussion -- but the team wins the National Championship anyway.

The playbook falls into enemy hands on the eve of Hayden's biggest game.

Kelly, having taken a bite out of the Big Apple, comes home for Thanksgiving a changed woman -- one that Hayden doesn't particularly like.

Christine gingerly suggests that she and Hayden visit a fertility clinic.

Luther, feeling a bit lonely, befriends a boy (Smollett) in need of a father

Hayden and Dauber buy motorcycles.

Kelly's desire to work in New York upsets Hayden.

Luther and Hayden have vastly different views on the reasons for the team's success.

Hayden's overactive ego has him convinced that Christine's success is not her own doing.

Hayden stands up in court for Luther's defendant dog Quincy, who bit the MSU bandleader; Christine dozes during Hayden's advances.

Hayden is rattled as he tries to nurse his new team to victory, even as Christine announces she wants to have a baby.

Luther begins questioning the relationship when his romance with Lorraine heats up.

One of Hayden's former football players is forced into early retirement because of a surprising medical problem, despite his very real knee injuries; the real reason is cancer.

Hayden and Christine are driven crazy when Howard and Shirley decide to become their best friends.

Hayden and Christine impulsively decide to get married while spending the weekend with Luther in Las Vegas.

Hayden is thrilled when Kelly receives a large check from her ex-husband, until he learns her plans for the money.

Hayden tries to restrain his jealousy over Christine's on-air romance with her new co-star in the coffee commercial.

Hayden is set to star in a coffee commercial with Christine, but his part is recast; Luther decides to write a screenplay.

Hayden's and Dauber's gifts to the women in their lives accidentally get switched -- and Judy thinks Dauber is proposing to her when she unwraps Christine's ring.

Hayden's team plays in the Patriot Bowl under horrendous conditions.

Hayden and Christine marry in her childhood home.

Christine's plans for a perfect wedding go from bad to worse after Luther sets her wedding dress on fire.

Johnny Unitas, Dick Butkus and Bubba Smith upset Luther when they host Hayden's bachelor party.

Luther reveals his true opinion of Christine following a close brush with death.

Hayden's enthusiasm for fund-raising threatens Luther's romance with wealthy widow Mrs. Rizzendough.

Howard's wife Shirley comes to work in the athletic department as his temporary secretary and drives him crazy; Luther and Dauber fight to keep their favorite cereal alive.

Luther complains to Hayden about the lack of recognition for his contribution to the team's success -- then must face the media when the team loses.

Hayden hires Kelly's roommate to act as his daughter when Kelly refuses to attend his Father of the Year banquet.

Dauber's relationship with his girlfriend Judy is threatened when he becomes a Big Brother to an 8-year-old.

Hayden wins his first football game of the year and proposes to Christine on his new live television show.

Christine sells Hayden's Johnny Unitas-autographed football shoes; Luther catches the biggest pike in the lake only to lose it.

After a one-night stand with Hayden's 60-year-old secretary, Luther is too ashamed to face her the next morning.

When an arrogant chauvinist millionaire insults his girlfriend in public, Hayden and Christine come to her defense.

Kelly is the one surprised at Grandpa Rosebrock's 90th birthday party when Stuart arrives with his new girlfriend.

A careless comment results in a food fight when Dauber moves into Luther's apartment building.

Hayden reveals secrets about his ex-wife Beth when her new fiancé asks him for advice.

Hayden vies with Watkins for a benefactor's favor and her donations by leading an exercise class for seniors.

Hayden halts pre-game hoopla after a star player is injured in a bizarre limo accident.

Hayden is beaten before he plays his first bowl game when he learns the opposing coach is his former mentor.

The call of the loon forebodes more than Hayden expected when he agrees to speak at Burleigh's Fraternal Order of the Loon.

Hayden regrets his honesty when he tells Christine he hates her friend.

Hayden and Luther spend an excruciating trip snowbound in a cramped train compartment after Luther trades in their plane tickets following a dream about an air crash.

Hayden receives an oddball inheritance from an acquaintance.

Hayden grudgingly agrees to go house hunting with Christine, then buys a house without consulting her.

Hayden pressures Kelly to date his star player, whom she finds very attractive -- until he tells her he is gay.

Convinced that Hayden deliberately sold him a broken-down truck, Luther reports Hayden to a TV consumer reporter.

Hayden tries to console Kelly, who would rather tell it to Christine.

Hayden's photograph appears on the cover of Sports Illustrated after his team is ranked in the top 20.

Whiny, well-meaning Stuart nearly drives Hayden to murder on a ski trip with Christine and Kelly.

Hayden tries to discourage a scrawny, unpopular student who wants to try out for the football team, and Christine schools him in the art of gaining popularity.

When Luther's old friend steals his girlfriend again, Hayden and Peter try to spare Luther's feelings by hiding the fact.

Christine persuades Luther to have lunch with the reconciling best friend who stole his girl 37 years ago.

Hayden concocts a wild tale to keep a promised $10 million donation from going to the basketball department instead.

When Dauber finally graduates after eight years, Hayden promotes him to full-time coach, and their relationship changes.

Grinch Hayden's ex-wife unexpectedly shows up at his holiday party with a gift idea that will make all his Christmases merry: she helps him decide to reunite with Christine.

Dateless for a charity ball, Hayden flashes back four years to when he first met Christine, at the same affair.

Irritable over his breakup with Christine, Hayden attends a self-help group.

Christine wants all her belongings out of Hayden's house, and Luther might move in next door.

Even at a victory party, and with Elaine trying to seduce him, Hayden remains depressed over his breakup with Christine.

Hayden forsakes football with the guys to meet Christine's antique-dealer friend.

Hayden and Luther get stranded out of town the night Hayden is to escort Christine to an awards banquet in her honor.

Hayden promises to stay with a bedridden Christine, rather than attend a long-awaited team victory celebration.

Hayden reluctantly allows archrival Watkins to sit in on his poker night.

Hayden gets jealous when the university president woos a basketball coach from Boston with promises of grandiose perks.

When Hayden has to miss a game because of a bad tooth, Luther must coach via phone instructions from him.

Hayden, ecstatic about his team being ranked top-20 for the first time, meets Christine's mother, then is shattered when his star player Bo is hurt and put on the injured list.

Hayden enrolls his team in the academic class he's been required to teach, and sets out to make it ""the easiest history class in history.""

Hayden seeks Luther's companionship while Christine works on the weekend, and while she is away nearly destroys her apartment.

Hayden believes the new president of Minnesota State is a woman with whom he once had a fling.

Coach Watkins gets revenge on Hayden when he mans a booth at the college carnival.

Hayden meets his idols at a conference, but his dreams of swimming with the big fishes drown in a sea of anonymity.

When Hayden objects to Kelly spending all her time in Wisconsin with her new family, Kelly forces her father to meet her in-laws.

Hayden plans a victory party for an anticipated award.

When Hayden secretly recruits a top quarterback, Christine blabs to a sportscaster.

After Hayden convinces Luther to invest in the Touchdown Club, an opening night mishap threatens their partnership and their friendship when Luther is forced to call Hayden after a robbery.

Bickering Kelly and Stuart invade Christine and Hayden's intimate weekend.

Christine fixes Luther up with a friend.

Game pressure gives Hayden a facial tic before a national telecast.

Hayden runs away to protest Kelly's wedding to Stuart.

Hayden unwittingly splits Kelly and Stuart when he reluctantly accepts a dinner invitation and enjoys the floor show supplied by the bickering couple.

Hayden feuds with the girls' basketball coach, Dauber's new flame.

Hayden dislikes art; Christine dislikes his attitude.