I Treat My Pet Pigs Better Than My Noisy-Eating Fiancé

Ann Marie says her pet pigs are nothing compared to the slurping, munching, crunching, chewing, jaw-cracking noises her soon-to-be husband, Jimmy, makes when he is eating! Just a few days ago, Jimmy called off their engagement, saying Ann Marie is a "lunatic," who may be very sensitive to sound — but needs to be far more sensitive to him, before they go through with this marriage.