Hitmen

Hitmen

Ended First aired 25/Mar/2020 United Kingdom English 2 season(s) 12 episode(s)
ComedyAction & AdventureCrime
Having stumbled into a career in contract killing, misfits Fran and Jamie are not your typical killers for hire. Working out of their scruffy van, each episode follows the hapless duo as they try to carry out their latest hit, inevitably derailed by incompetence, bickering, and inane antics. As each hit goes south, our (anti)heroes are thrown into one bizarre misadventure after another, each full of oddball characters and unexpected dilemmas.
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Season 2 · Reloaded
6 episode(s) · Air date: 29/Sep/2021
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Season Overview

After an action-packed first series, Jamie and Fran are back with a new van, new assignments, and a mysterious new client Mr V who seems to be providing them with an abundance of jobs.

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After an action-packed first series, Jamie and Fran are back with a new van, new assignments, and a mysterious new client Mr V who seems to be providing them with an abundance of jobs.

S2E4
Duel
Air date: 06/Oct/2021 · Runtime: 23 min
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With their partnership increasingly fraught and the blood of a funeral director on their hands, Fran and Jamie are pursued by the man's vengeful son.

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With their partnership increasingly fraught and the blood of a funeral director on their hands, Fran and Jamie are pursued by the man's vengeful son.

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Impersonator
Air date: 06/Oct/2021 · Runtime: 24 min
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After killing a drug lord prematurely, Fran and Jamie hire a bit-part actor to impersonate him - but the thespian has too much gusto for his own good.

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After killing a drug lord prematurely, Fran and Jamie hire a bit-part actor to impersonate him - but the thespian has too much gusto for his own good.

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Sniper
Air date: 29/Sep/2021 · Runtime: 24 min
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Fran and Jamie stake out an arms dealer, Rear Window style, with a sniper rifle. But the hit gets derailed when Jamie gets distracted by goings-on next door.

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Fran and Jamie stake out an arms dealer, Rear Window style, with a sniper rifle. But the hit gets derailed when Jamie gets distracted by goings-on next door.

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S2E1
Reunion
Air date: 29/Sep/2021 · Runtime: 23 min
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Misfits, friends, and contract killers - Jamie and Fran are back and ready to put on their 80s gear for a school reunion, where a vengeful assassin lies in wait.

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Misfits, friends, and contract killers - Jamie and Fran are back and ready to put on their 80s gear for a school reunion, where a vengeful assassin lies in wait.

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Season 1 · Season 1
6 episode(s) · Air date: 25/Mar/2020
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Fran and Jamie are best friends and business partners - they just happen to kill people for a living. Having stumbled into a career in contract killing, the misfit duo are definitely not your typical killers for hire.

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Fran and Jamie are best friends and business partners - they just happen to kill people for a living. Having stumbled into a career in contract killing, the misfit duo are definitely not your typical killers for hire.

S1E6
Nikhil
Air date: 25/Mar/2020 · Runtime: 26 min
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Mr K sends a third hit man in to help hapless Fran and Jamie. But as he drives a wedge between the friends, Fran faces the biggest decision of her life.

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Mr K sends a third hit man in to help hapless Fran and Jamie. But as he drives a wedge between the friends, Fran faces the biggest decision of her life.

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Woods
Air date: 25/Mar/2020 · Runtime: 23 min
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Fran and Jamie are preparing a fresh grave in front of their latest hapless victim, but a personal argument between the pair allows the captive to escape.

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Fran and Jamie are preparing a fresh grave in front of their latest hapless victim, but a personal argument between the pair allows the captive to escape.

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Money
Air date: 25/Mar/2020 · Runtime: 23 min
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Fran and Jamie capture an embezzling accountant, only to discover that their client wants them to extract information from her, by torture if necessary. Fran tries some psychological warfare, but is reduced to tears within seconds as their hostage dishes out life advice, while Jamie tries her luck only to be completely outwitted

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Fran and Jamie capture an embezzling accountant, only to discover that their client wants them to extract information from her, by torture if necessary. Fran tries some psychological warfare, but is reduced to tears within seconds as their hostage dishes out life advice, while Jamie tries her luck only to be completely outwitted

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Birthday
Air date: 25/Mar/2020 · Runtime: 22 min
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It's Fran's birthday, and Jamie wants to celebrate, but it seems none of their friends are available to come to dinner. To make matters worse they're stuck in the van holding a corrupt lawyer hostage.

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It's Fran's birthday, and Jamie wants to celebrate, but it seems none of their friends are available to come to dinner. To make matters worse they're stuck in the van holding a corrupt lawyer hostage.

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Sue Perkins
Sue Perkins
Fran
Mel Giedroyc
Mel Giedroyc
Jamie Koslowski
Asim Chaudhry
Asim Chaudhry
Charles
Tonya Cornelisse
Tonya Cornelisse
Liz
Alice Lowe
Alice Lowe
Kirsty (voice)
Jason Maza
Jason Maza
The Dealer
Nick Mohammed
Nick Mohammed
The Human Spider
Jason Watkins
Jason Watkins
The Lawyer
Liam Williams
Liam Williams
Drive-Through Voice (voice)
Sian Clifford
Sian Clifford
The Accountant
Sheldon Frett
Sheldon Frett
Colin
Maddie Rice
Maddie Rice
Linda (voice)
Anthony Adjekum
Anthony Adjekum
The Bouncer
Sienna Sayer
Sienna Sayer
Beth
Leo Bill
Leo Bill
The DJ
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Anti
Elton
Sophia Di Martino
Sophia Di Martino
Annie Maddox
Kieran Hodgson
Kieran Hodgson
Radio DJ (voice)

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Morwenna Gordon
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