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Don't forget to pack Fire Flowers.
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Don't forget to pack Fire Flowers.
He's the fastest machine around, not the quickest thinker.
Guns don't kill – Mario does.
Not every forest critter needs rescuing.
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Prepare for trouble, make it single.
You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm tellin' you why: Shao Kahn's reign is brutal and merciless and he punishes the weak.
No one makes haphazardly-put-together deathmobiles like dad.
Hit the Cinnabar Island Gym for the ultimate workout.
If you want to be the very best, you have to be the absolute worst.
Some machines were meant to stay hidden.
Save the vermin, ruin the world.
Magikarp never forgets.
Not even a Full Restore could cure Rusty's mall madness.
It's hard making friends, especially when you're yelling made-up exclamations in falsetto.
Music can really take your places. Horrible, unspeakable places.
Nothing can keep a good Pokemon trainer down. Nothing can keep Rusty down, either. Click here to catch up on the first season of Pokemon Rusty.
A bad idea in a galaxy far, far away.
You can't make an omelette without cracking a few jerks.
His sins are coming back to haunt him.
It's the beginning of the happy ending.
Exes are like Boos: they always come back to haunt you.
Fights to the death are the number one way to quit smoking.
It's dangerous to go alone. Take a brewski, kiddo.
The man of steel needs to look out.
A paperboy who doesn't destroy every window in sight? News to me.
It's not delivery, it's destiny.
He really doesn't want to bomb this battle.
He's the fastest thing alive (except for Doug the Hedgehog, who is literally twice as fast as the speed of light).
He's more of an "action figure" than a "doll," if you catch my drift.
Maybe he should have just had them say "cheese.
Tony Stark: just your average billionaire playboy raging alcoholic.
He's got the brains Washington needs (in his digestive track).
You can break his spine, but you’ll never break his spirit.
She’s putting you in another castle. Morgue Castle.
His movie-going experience must be more severe.
If you’re gonna catch ‘em all, you gotta have Pokeballs. Check out episodes one and two.
He’s armed and dangerous.
The world’s worst Pokemon trainer finally meets his match. Check out Episode 1 here.
A bedtime story for the next three days.
A new Dorkly series, about a trainer who has what it takes to be the very worst, like no one ever was.
He’s pretty (bone-)chill(ing).
He’s finally out of the Friend Zone.
This is a deal you can’t throw a barrel at.
Today’s youth needs to understand the value of a hard day’s princess kidnapping.
Small talk is NOT radical.
These rides are to die for. To die painfully and horrifically for.
It takes a true champion to raise a child.
It’s dangerous to not take these deals.
He’s stretching the truth.
The secret to a strong relationship is merciless violence.
Grab a slice of dot-flavored wedding cake.
He'd save the princess, but his back pain's really been acting up lately.
The Black Mages of Waverly Place must be behind this.
You should empty your pockets before entering the Earthrealm.
Life is harden for a bug-type trainer.
She can show you some lovely residential property in Sim City.
Sometimes a brutal fatality is better than the alternative.
Hey, no one told him to liberate the WHOLE kingdom.
An adventure 16 bits in the making...
Given his name, it's not like he had a whole bunch of career options.
Baltimore, 20XX. E-Tank dealers own the streets now.
Mario doesn't like getting played.
Mario's done playing Mr. Nice Plumber.
Whatever you do, don't ask him to Super-Size it.
His power level is almost as absurd as the creative liberties.
You say tomato, I say tomana.
The government is cool, but rude.
They could have at least sent X-Factor.
A potion would have been far more tasteful.
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....nothing interesting happened.
If they keep killing each other, they're going to get a warning.
In the game of thrones, you win or you're thrown in the Disney vault.
His first priority is killing a plumber. His second is maintaining life on Earth.
Objects may not be as scary as they appear.
Player 1's best friend.
His first mistake was giving the company's prized possession to an 11-year-old.
They've got everything you need forever and ever.
All is fair in love and puzzles.
Big Daddy is just a tad overprotective.
Never base a marriage around mutual hatred for a plumber.
Sportsmanship is for losers.
You can't judge a book by its cover. It's usually way worse.
You've probably heard of him.
Imitation is the sincerest form of annoyance.
He's got a few tricks up his furry, pixelated sleeve.
I'd take "Hey, listen!" over this any day.
A true warrior fears no beep.
He's hellbent on destruction and meatball subs.
Digimon are not the champions.
You must defeat Ganon to reach The Friend Zone.
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A toast to Luigi: The richest Player 2 in town.
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Mouser.
It's all in the limbs.
Psh, you can talk to your family anytime.
Never trust the guy in the van.
Night of the living dread.
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out with your shrill, horrible voice.
Nothing like a little Spring inventory cleaning.
No animals were harmed in the making of the Tanooki suit.
Don't cross the (time) streams.
It's called tough love. Very, very tough love.
You've got to draw the line somewhere. Preferably behind the badass laser robot.
Initializing raspy voice mode...
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And gigantic, car-sized frogs.
If you wear a raccoon tail long enough, people are gonna get the wrong idea.
This isn't the game over he asked for.
These Dorkly boys don't cut em' no slack.
Doubling in size instantly is bad for your health.
You will rue the day you summoned him.
The only dunking he's doing involves cookies and milk.
Player 2 has Player 1 aspirations.
That's the last time he'll drive while eating Falcon Lunch.
Imitation is the sincerest form of douchebaggery.
You don't need jelly beans to transform into a productive member of society.
Nothing's more dangerous than stereotyping. Except maybe Goro.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy everything.
The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.
One fox, two tails, unlimited lives.
It's not the size of your gun arm that counts, it's how you use it.
He's not big on using shotgun ice, but he's always down to shotgun Natty Ice.
It's better to give than to receive a terrible present.
Speed runs save lives.
Dr. Wily wants him gone.
Behind every great woman there's an awful man trying to get her in a bikini.
Even seasoned comedians occasionally bob-omb.
His face has a lot of character. Horrible, deformed character.
"Gee, I've been saved by therapy. How swell.
The fastest thing alive meets the smoothest talker alive.
When life gives you the Triforce, make Triforce grenades.
Back in my day, fireflowers were only a nickel.
Teamwork is infectious.
"It's not you, it's me....and the fact that you're not a princess.
They're not the best strategists, but they'll run at you like nobody's business.
I think we can all agree that gridlock is the real monster here.
He'll take you to the next level for just 10% of your coins.
The only thing worse than having your head chopped off is having your head mostly chopped off.
You'd be amazed at how much living next to Hell will affect your property value.
Not enough minerals? MINE THEM YOURSELF.
He's as American as apple pie injected with super steroids.
They're going to kill you....
No free coins. No extra lives. The only way out is the reset button.
He's got a few ghost skeletons in his closet.
Imitation is the sincerest form of ornithology.
He's gonna kick your ass. Right after he reads the move-list.
You don't need the tri-force of wisdom to realize this won't turn out well.
You shouldn't run away from your problems, especially if you can beat them in a fight.
They say dolphins are only slightly less intelligent than humans. And humans are pretty dumb.
The shortest distance between two objects is a straight line. Or a portal.
Forgive and forget. Unless they just punched through a skyscraper.
What happens in the warp zone, stays in the warp zone.
He had his whole extra life ahead of him.
Our heart containers go out to his family.
The higher they jump, the farther they fall. And fall. And fall.
He's a master of the "Hadouken" and "Waistband" technique.
Never buy a pre-owned drillcar.
"Thank you, father! But our respectable suitor is in another castle.
We'd use the sprites from Final Fantasy 1, but he doesn't do originals.
Living in a backpack is the least of her worries.
This is almost as cruel as keeping them in a tiny ball.
He's game ready. And really, really desperate.
If she's going to street fight, she'd better do it like a proper lady.
They'll do anything to save him. As long as it's not too much work.
He'd be a great voiceover artist if he didn't have to read or talk.
He's a t-t-t-t-terrifying ruler.
Guess who's being randomly encountered for dinner.
He was the least and most annoying bandicoot at the party.
This is what happens when you find a roommate on Craigslist in Raccoon City.
What happens in Casino Night Zone stays in Casino Night Zone.
Angry birds and pigs have a lot in common. For example, neither can fly for some reason.
It's hard to beat a boss when he's into it.
8 bit blood is thicker than 8 bit water.
Overheating is radical.
Don't even get him started on Creed.
Every ninja's dream: two girls at the same time.
Sharing is caring. Unfortunately, caring won't help you much in videogames.
No holding down B in the pool area.
The greatest thing one friend can do for another is not murder him.
To be the number 1 robot, you need a place to go number 2.
The best defense is a crappy offense.
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Mario's been a hero for a long time. He's been a jerk even longer.
Swordsmen don't like to be burdened by unnecessary items. Like swords.
The only thing more precious than gold rings: Oxygen.
He's got a fiery temper.
Even minions get their fifteen seconds of stardom.
All it takes is one rogue banana.
They've doomed the world to a future of mushroom cuts and N' Sync.
They're killing two birds with one slingshot.
They're not going to let a little thing like a zombie apocalypse get them down.
They're cool, but rude. And low on health.
It's better to blow up than to fade away.
Sonic's only weakness is motion sickness.
Sometimes you need to walk a mile with someone else in your stomach.
He's been hit by, he's been struck by hypocritical criminals.
She's got some ghosts in her closet.
Peach is gonna hit them with a turnip. Or a lawsuit.
Studying is for humans.
Love is gross.
Those fighting green monsters are real sticklers about parking violations.
I guess that's why she's "Ms." PacMan.
It's all fun and games until someone gets their spine ripped out.
There's only one way to open a DK barrel: The wrong way.
He's just like all the other henchman. Don't treat him any differently.
If you've got projectiles, flaunt it.
One day we'll live in a world where carjackers and cowboys can live in harmony.
Next time Campbell calls, let it go to voicemail.
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Will we accept the challenge? Yeah, probably.
These rhymes are ready for testing.
It's offensive. In more ways than one.
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