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Sam receives a relaxing facial from Grant while Trapp drinks an amazing smoothie.
The only news team that doesn't know whats on the teleprompter before they read it.
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Sam receives a relaxing facial from Grant while Trapp drinks an amazing smoothie.
Vic and Rashawn investigate the theft of some diamonds while Patrick eats pocket cheese.
The news team head back to the 1960s and find out that the good old days weren’t that great.
Oscar and Mano are getting married! Hopefully no dramatic interruptions derail the ceremony.
Jordan puppets Lily's body while Jacob pours some champagne and Kendahl demonstrates rhumbarobics.
Amy does her best southwestern Mall of America accent while Erika munches on some hard boiled eggs.
Raph commits slander against Reese Witherspoon while Jess interviews Tom Holland.
Grant gets to gush about his favorite game to Erika and Aabria while Ally reveals the dangers of it.
Vic, Grant, and Raph explore Sam's newest business venture.
The news team show off their comedy skills and learn that Tao can't do a Mid-Atlantic accent.
Jeremy explains the history of daughters while Patrick has something urgent to say.
The news team try to pull off a casino heist and it goes as well as you think it does.
Ruha explains why the Winter Olympics suck while Ally shows off their dunking skills.
The news team head to the county fair and investigate the world of rodeos.
Sam announces Dropout Gaming and sells his patented Adreno-Nut with accompaniment from Brian's soundboard.
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Grant finally gets his revenge on Sam with help from Oscar, Amy, and Elaine.
Raph, Carolyn, and Amy give an even more in-depth report on Grant.
Ruha, Kimia, Jacquis, and Christine get high and report on the mayor's new snack policies.
Gilchrest Savoy, everyone's favorite time traveler, returns to Breaking News and of course chaos ensues.
Will Grant, Patrick, and Kimia finally make Katie laugh?
Raph, Grant, Vic, and Amy celebrate that there is no news to report! Oh just kidding, a bridge just collapsed.
Erika, Raph, Aabria, and Amy tell the tale of Count Dancula.
Ross, Jacquis, Vic, and Trapp read a script written by AI and discover maybe society should be scared of our future robot overlords.
Oscar, Patrick, Ruha, and Carolyn expertly answer questions about math, history, and science.
Ross, Jiavani, Becca, and Rashawn report on the new hit musical "Buckingham" and improvise a song about Breaking News.
Tao reports on a military warlord's terrible acts. Katie talks about a young athlete's Olympic dreams while Sam describes a new controversial art piece.
Tao, Katie, and Grant answer a series of questions to win Sam's money.
Rashawn Scott tells Yo Mama jokes while Grant eats a 2 million Scoville unit chip.
Patrick, Lily, and Raph try to make Katie laugh for a thousand dollars.
Erika, Aabria, Carolyn and Becca are here for some good eatin' and good times.
Tao, Carolyn, and Lily investigate why Raph lied about his upbringing.
Lily, Elaine, and Raph examine why Sam wants to buy Tumblr and what exactly is Dropout.tv?
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Carolyn, Brennan, Alfred, and Sam explore the three most powerful forces in the universe.
Carolyn, Trapp, Lily, and Brennan go in on the miserable shithole that is Austin.
Christine Medrano, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, and Sam Reich fish and honey pot for laughs.
Sam, Carolyn, Erika, and Brennan's broadcast is crashed by an unexpected visitor.
Katie, Trapp, Erika and Sam discuss how to survive a bad date, sharks, and being in the wilderness.
Carolyn, Brennan, Trapp, Alfred talk time travel and science experiments.
Amy, Lily, Alfred, and Christine talk Stuart Little and Ben Affleck facts.
Brennan, Lily, and Tao return with another in-depth report on Grant.
Alfred hunts for a key out of the spaghetti factory. Lily sings a Danny Elfman song.
Katie, Brennan and Carolyn can only watch as Grant goes live with some slam poetry.
Carolyn Page, Erika Ishii, Alfred Aquino II, and Becca Scott talk teens, olds, and stagflation.
Title says it all.
Sam, Trapp, Katie, and Brennan get to the bottom of when and how they met.
Lily, Brennan, Erika, and Trapp navigate the uncomfortable world of kissing and oyster shucking.
Brennan, Katie, Carolyn, and Sam explore the real Sam Reich.
Alfred and Lily are horny for Sandra Bullock, Amy clowns around, and Christine draws a suspect.
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Sam, Ally, and Lily are forced to treat Grant's opinions as fact. Tao explains craps.
Studio 54 is vandalized by teens, a weatherman does math, and Mr. Pepper does his damn deal.
The new crew brings you the latest on rightwing potato toys, stolen big fat asses, and Meryl Streep.
The news crew reflect on the Italian Backstreet Boys, get their fortunes told, and pick up objects.
The crew discuss their non-Hot Ones TV ideas and dying in Lake Penis.
The news crew talks corgi butts, National Call Your Dead Grandma Day, and the Pulitzer surprise.
The news crew discuss the many insecurities of Grant O'Brien, who has a mouthful of water.
Jim Carrey and Drew Carey talk Gen Z, while ventriloquist doll Chris Pine offers some food opinions.
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Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.
Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.
Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.
Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.
Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.
Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.
Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.
Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.
A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!
The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.
Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.
Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.
Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.
Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.
Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.
Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.
Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.
Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.
Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.
Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.
Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.
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Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it's better than us.
Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.
Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.
Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.
A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.
Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.
Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.
Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.
Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.
Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.
Brennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.
Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.
Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.
Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.
Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.
Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.
Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.
Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.
Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.
Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.
Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).
Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.
John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.
Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.
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The no-laugh newsroom returns with a breaking report on a thicc-ass bird. You turd it fear cursed.
Ally, Grant, Trapp, and Emily Axford are here with all the info you could ever need on bed bugs and much, much more.
The only news team that doesn't know what they're about to read is back with an alarming teen trend.
Our reporters have no idea what they're about to read off their Teleprompter. If they laugh, they lose.
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