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First aired 23/Sep/2018
United States
English
9 season(s)
99 episode(s)
The first guy to do stuff
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33%
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Binge Meter
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Seasons & Episodes
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Season 9 · 2026
Season Overview
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Season 8 · 2025
Season Overview
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Season 7 · 2024
Season Overview
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S7E8
The First Guy To Ever Be A Spy
Summary
You pay me and I look at people.
S7E7
The First Guy To Ever Jog
Summary
My muscles are screaming at me.
S7E6
The First Guy To Ever Order Fast Food
Summary
I wanna be outta here with food in minutes.
S7E5
The First Guy To Ever Skydive
Summary
I'm thinkin' I'm gonna jump!
S7E4
The First Guy To Ever Scam Someone
Summary
Can I have the thing?
S7E3
The First Guy To Ever Ride A Horse
Summary
Why are you sitting on that giant animal?
S7E2
The First Guy To Ever Eat An Egg
Summary
You know the things that chickens poop out?
S7E1
The First Guy To Ever Open A Nightclub
Summary
You've heard of bars, haven't ya!?
Season 6 · 2023
Season Overview
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S6E13
The First Guy To Ever Make A New Year's Resolution
Summary
New year new me
S6E12
The First Guy To Ever High Five
Summary
Slap my hand with your hand.
S6E11
The First Guy To Ever Trick or Treat
Summary
How am I supposed to get candy now?
S6E10
The First Guy To Ever Quit His Job
Summary
I'm not gonna do that.
S6E9
The First Guy To Ever Be Superstitious
Summary
I guess I can't take this hat off anymore.
S6E8
The First Guy To Ever Own A Bird
Summary
Why did you arrest that bird?
S6E7
The First Guy To Ever Get Fired
Summary
You're setting me on fire?
S6E6
The First Guy To Ever Take A Hostage
Summary
This is a very tense moment.
S6E5
The First Guy To Ever Use Figures Of Speech
Summary
I could eat a horse.
S6E4
The First Guy To Ever Drive A Taxi
Summary
Get in the car.
S6E3
The First Guy To Ever Discover Laxatives
Summary
Something is happening.
S6E2
The First Guy To Ever Report The News
Summary
Bad stuff!
S6E1
The First Guy To Ever Vandalize
Summary
The world's my playground I decided.
Season 5 · 2022
Season Overview
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S5E20
The First Guy To Ever Open A Buffet
Summary
Now you listen to me, I want the option to just take whatever I want.
S5E19
The First Guy To Ever Drink Milk
Summary
Alright so after years of you guys asking for this video I finally caved!
S5E18
The First Guy To Ever Be A Bullfighter
Summary
I'm extremely strong and I love grass.
S5E17
The First Guy To Ever Work In Retail
Summary
The customer is always right.
S5E16
The First Guy To Ever Go Fishing
Summary
I will outsmart a fish.
S5E15
The First Guy To Ever Scuba Dive
Summary
Maybe we won't drown.
S5E14
The First Guy To Ever Work In An Office
Summary
Let's work in tiny cubes.
S5E13
The First Guy To Ever Be A Firefighter
Summary
Look pretty hot.
S5E12
The First Guy To Ever Own A Dog
Summary
I got us a new furry roommate.
S5E11
The First Guy To Ever Be A Bodyguard
Summary
I will punch you.
S5E10
The First Guy To Ever Go To The Beach
Summary
There's sand inside me.
S5E9
The First Couple To Have A Baby
Summary
Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George
S5E8
The First Couple To Ever Move In Together
Summary
Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George
S5E7
The First Guy To Ever Open A Bar
Summary
Want some poison?
S5E6
The First Guy To Ever Be A Chiropractor
Summary
I will crack you.
S5E5
The First Guy To Ever Host A Party
Summary
Bring your own beer.
S5E4
The First Guy To Ever Make A Puzzle
Summary
Now put it back together!
S5E3
The First Guy To Ever Be A Pro Fighter
Summary
I'm very good at punching.
S5E2
The First Guy To Ever Win An Award
Summary
Thanks for the shiny object.
S5E1
The First Guy To Ever Be An Actor
Summary
Let's pretend I'm not me.
Season 4 · 2021
Season Overview
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S4E21
The First Guy To Ever Build A Snowman
Summary
Looks like a real person.
S4E20
The First Guy To Ever Order Drive-Thru
Summary
I'm not getting out.
S4E19
The First Guy To Ever Solve A Crime
Summary
Okay wait. Who did this?
S4E18
The First Guy To Ever Be A Motivational Speaker
Summary
Don't. Ever. Sleep.
S4E17
The First Guy To Ever Graduate
Summary
Now what?
S4E16
The First Guy To Ever Shoplift
Summary
I'm taking this.
S4E15
The First Guy To Ever Hire An Assassin
Summary
You see that guy over there standing there all stupid and ugly and dumb and stupid.
S4E14
The First Guy To Ever Be A Sports Mascot
Summary
I could dress up like an animal.
S4E13
The First Guy To Ever Feel An Earthquake
Summary
Whoa whoa whoa whoa hey everything's vibrating now.
S4E12
The First Guy To Ever Sell Insurance
Summary
Something awful could happen.
S4E11
The First Guy To Ever Order Food Delivery
Summary
Bring me the food. Now.
S4E10
The First Guy To Ever Go To Prison
Summary
Why can't I leave?
S4E9
The First Guy To Ever Climb A Mountain
Summary
Maybe I won't die.
S4E8
The First Guy To Ever Play Duck, Duck, Goose
Summary
In Minnesota they're going to call this game Duck Duck Gray Duck, I decided.
S4E7
The First Guy To Ever Reach A Million Subscribers
Summary
Big thanks to everyone who has watched my videos and pressed the button so far! ❤
S4E6
The First Guy To Ever Open A Hotel
Summary
Sleep in my bed.
S4E5
The First Guy To Ever Break An Arm
Summary
It bends that way now it decided.
S4E4
The First Guy To Ever Wear Contact Lenses
Summary
The lenses go where? PSA: The chart in back says "HI THERE HELLO" and not "HIT HER" 🤦 I went too hard on the blur effect and shouldn't have followed the traditional eye chart layout. That's my bad for trying to rush an easter egg in and not double-checking how it could be misread (especially on mobile.) I also misspelled HELLLO with three L's --- so yeah. This went great.
S4E3
The First Guy To Ever Open A School
Summary
I'm gonna lecture your kids.
S4E2
The First Guy To Ever Open A Zoo
Summary
I arrested a penguin.
S4E1
The First Guy To Ever Go Camping
Summary
Let's sleep where the bears live.
Season 3 · 2020
Season Overview
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S3E14
The First Guy To Ever Eat Dessert
Summary
The meal is not done.
S3E13
The First Guy To Ever Be King
Summary
I guess I own everything.
S3E12
The First Guy To Ever Rob A Bank
Summary
Give me people's money.
S3E11
The First Guy To Ever Celebrate A Birthday
Summary
Let's get fire involved.
S3E10
The First Couple To Ever Get Divorced
Summary
Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George
S3E9
The First Couple To Ever Get Married
Summary
Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George
S3E8
The First Guy To Ever Get Ripped
Summary
Look at all my bulges.
S3E7
The First Guy To Ever Get Drunk
Summary
Good news I found my super old berries, they tasted like fire.
S3E6
The First Guy To Ever Play Tag
Summary
Tag is weird. It's a weird game.
S3E5
The First Guy To Ever Swim
Summary
It's summer and I love floating at the top of the drinking stuff.
S3E4
The First Guy To Ever Have A Home
Summary
Please don't come in here. Cabin in thumbnail photographed by Zachary DeBottis at Pexels!
S3E3
The First Guy To Ever Make A Friend
Summary
Hi there hello good news I have chosen you as a person that I want to hang out with and warn when large animals are nearby.
S3E2
The First Guy To Ever Hold Up A Lighter At A Concert
Summary
Ever wonder who started the tradition of raising lighters and cellphones at concerts? It was this guy. So there, now you know.
S3E1
The First Guy To Ever Open A Restaurant
Summary
Come on in and be restored! A stranger will prepare a meal for you. Do not interact with this stranger.
Season 2 · 2019
Season Overview
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S2E13
The First Guy To Ever Kidnap Someone
S2E12
The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas
Summary
Christmas is the great time of year when an old man breaks in and leaves you stuff because it's someone's birthday (but not yours)
S2E11
The First Guy To Ever Dream
Summary
I hallucinated about you while I was asleep and now I'm mad at you.
S2E10
The First Guy To Ever Wear A Costume
Summary
It's fun to pretend like you're not yourself for a little bit!
S2E9
The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial
S2E8
The First Guy To Ever Be An Artist
Summary
Hey good news I moved a bunch of colours around on some paper and now it kind of looks like you.
S2E7
The First Guy To Ever Clean Himself
Summary
I'm gonna smell like flowers.
S2E6
The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone
Summary
He who does the painful hand thing holds the ultimate power.
S2E5
The First Guy To Ever Own A Cat
Summary
This video is about a cat, and there is a cat in the video.
S2E4
The First Guy To Ever Be A Toxic Fan
Summary
Heyyyyyy I like that noise you made.
S2E3
The First Guy To Ever Have A Name
Summary
Hey person, what's your sound?
S2E2
The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction
Summary
Here's a thing that I imagined happened and now we can all pretend like it did!
S2E1
The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime
Summary
Why can't I just take anything I want though?
Season 1 · 2018
Season Overview
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S1E2
The First Guy To Ever Wrap A Gift
Summary
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everybody! Ever stop to think why we wrap our gifts? This is EXACTLY how we started doing that. Beat for beat-- this is 100% how it went down.
S1E1
The First Guy To Ever Take A Vacation
Summary
Feeling really stressed lately... I think I really need to fly to another country and look at all their stuff.
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