Dry Bar Comedy

Michael Glatzmaier, a musical comedian with a “mostly improvised” approach, parents, hates, and seduces the audience with his angelic voice and average guitar.

The hysterical Mike E. Winfield tells his side of the story, including self-checkout security, older woman attraction and little league coaching.

From a public school teacher to a national touring comedian, Lucas Bohn shares his journey of following his dreams in the midst of life’s many curve balls. Lucas brings with him a classic love story, a plethora of jokes from students, and the joys of mid-life adoption.

Five years ago, Brad Upton destroyed the internet with his roast of millennials. And, he's not done yet! Brad's back with a vengeance to lampoon masks, merging, and millionaires.

Utah-native Travis Tate has a bone to pick. Specifically with: compression shirts, little league and wedding gifts.

Jaron Myers knows how to get the fun out of life, so we get the funny. Pull up a chair and enjoy bottomless tales of potions, indestructible Waffle Houses, and the airdrop caper of the century.

What happens when you add together two anniversaries, three near death experiences, and all the latinos in the bible? The answer lies only within Dennis Gaxiola's second hilarious Dry Bar special.

From writing on the Tonight Show to touring with some of the biggest names in the business, Frank King shares stories from a career in comedy, highlighting hunters, morticians and who, in fact, is too stupid to live.

In his debut Dry Bar special, Jeremy Alder gets straight "Texas", talking homeschool education, Christian rock bands, and how to know if you're a real man.

The always funny Jonnie W. is back at the Dry Bar to warn the perils of nursery, homeschoolers, and seat warmers.

When it comes to jokes about being a substitute, there's no substitute for Renard Hirsch. In today's lesson, Renard goes over eyebrow etiquette, the key to a terrible yearbook photo, and when to watch out for worship leaders.

Comedian and Indian-immigrant Raghu Adibhatla breaks down how American and Indian culture collide and what this means for the future of Santa Claus, spelling bees, and James Bond.

Jose Sarduy is a Cuban-American Air-Force pilot turned comedian and as you can guess: he's got no shortage of stories. That's why he's back at Dry Bar with hysterical tales of planes, Priuses, and penguins.

Frequently caught thinking about nothing, Cory Edwards is here to joke a bit about everything. Join Cory for a memorable monologue of movies, McDonalds and munchkins.

Vik Pandya recounts his daily life, populated with tech support face-offs, Groupon chiropractics, and the cultural appropriation of dating shows.

What makes a man tough? For Wisconsin-native comedian Tim Harmston, it involves priuses, custom-pants, and tricking yourself to exercise.

"Old dad" Auggie Smith is spitting facts as fiery as they are funny. Whether it's on the subjects of child leashes, poison control or wedding vows, Auggie will singe your eyebrows with red-hot truth.

Tony Daro deserves a lifetime achievement award and he's about to tell us why. Hint: it involves fake beer, unwanted surprise parties, and surviving a teenage daughter.

Barry Brewer takes us on a hilarious flight through everything that's annoying about air travel, with laugh-filled layovers at the subjects of political correctness, defying stereotypes and matrimonial misunderstandings.

The magnificently funny Mike James takes on misconceptions of tallness, people who don't snore, and cop-wives.

Marine, Harvard grad, stand-up comic, James P. Connolly arrives at the DB with a set as impressive as his resume, joking about cargo-shorts, home invasions, and everything in between.

Former writer on the Ellen Show, Adam Yenser, gets real about pit bulls, being conservative in California, and why God's mad at national parks.

Runner-up on America's Got Talent, Taylor Williamson, shares his unique perspective on Japanese dancers, hipster adoption, and sleeping on the couch.

Sound effects, spot-on celebrity voices, and colorful characters await you in this brand new comedy special from the multitalented Steven Scott.

With a delightfully dark sense of humor, it seems J Chris Newberg can make any topic funny, from Reese's Cups to Rosa Parks.

Andy Gold combines inspiration with comedy as he shares about drug recovery, run-ins with life coaches, and misconceptions of Utahns.

Cory Kahaney opens up a can of know-how containing the secrets of finding Mr. Right, college art degrees, and mammograms.

Seamlessly blending stand-up and storytelling, Jen Kober campaigns for house fly annihilation, alley candy acceptance, and public education on Girl Scout cookies.

Anthony Griffith is embracing all facets of reality. Living with multiple sclerosis and a wife who can’t see buildings, Anthony describes the parts of reality that are a bit more negotiable, like Afro Fish, 2 star hotels, and shrinking closets.

Midnight cramps, Quebeccan conversations, and improvised music await you in this new comedy special from John Joseph.

Horace Sanders hilariously physicalizes drive thru miscommunication, New Testament haters, and gas station embarrassment.

A Boston native living in LA, Brian discusses life during the pandemic, corn mazes, and his family, from his kids to his grandparents.

Don McEnery gets real about peanut lawsuits, pray mantis mating, and five button pants.

What really goes on at Zumba class? Why is Gen X never going out of business? How do you prep for bowel prep? These answers and more lie within Karen Morgan's second hilarious Dry Bar special.

Ellen Karis left her Wall Street job for stand-up comedy and has since unraveled the mysteries of being Greek, hair removal, and the Flo from Progressive conspiracy.

In search of a comedian/architect who nails the sound of a didgeridoo? Wali Collins is your man.

Drew Barth overcomes all odds (the pandemic, fruit flies and getting hit by a truck) to record another sensational Dry Bar special.

Brian Scolaro submits some complaints about stairs, toupeed magicians, and noisy neighbors.

Drew Thomas is as accurate as he is hilarious in summing up the pandemic, Atlanta dating, and prostate exams.

Lionel Harris has no social media, a young-looking dad, and a son who's set on becoming the alpha male.

Hailing from the land of greased pig games and now residing in Hollywood, Dustin Chafin tackles many a touchy subject: rules for racists, strange addictions, and bizarre emotional support animals.

Jeff Nease brings the energy as he discusses skydiving, snoring, and smoting.

Alex Velluto completes the trilogy, with a third comedy special chalk-full of drive-thru buffet orders, identity theft, and 7-11 loyalty points.

Join John Knight for colonoscopy recaps, Walmart roasts, and a chance to win an old Italian lady.

Back at the Bar, Paul Sheffield breaks down banana bread, IBS, and boating.

Amber Autry is coping with vegans, cat call withdrawals, and chronic true crime mindset.

Tommy Ryman is back to talk pizza trackers, bathroom bees, and Harvard-educated pranksters.

Learn the meaning of "Black Harry Potter", the ins and outs of the modeling industry, and a Brit's take on Independence Day, all in Chris James' Dry Bar special.

Ryan Conner contemplates his multi-racial family, dying on stage, and the unending exploits of a LARPing coworker.

In Rhonda Corey's special, prepare to be transported to magical world of Walmart wizards, roads less traveled and fit bit hacks.

Deciding once wasn't enough, Andy Woodhull delivers another hilarious special detailing the low-points of lockdown, piñata problems, and gratis gazebos.

Comedian, English teacher, horder... rapper? Andrea Caspari embodies all these titles and more as she jokes her way through her Dry Bar debut.

Hoss Ridgeway recounts how a life of "husky"-ness affected his childhood paper route, wrestling career, and trip to the Dominican Republic.

Tymon Shipp thinks the world's in trouble. Why? Well, it's got something to do with Florida gator farms, baggy pants, and CPR for a possum.

Luke Thayer provides answers to universal life questions such as: who's really the ball and chain in a marriage and what would happen if Jesus had a mother-in-law?

Debra Terry delightfully describes the effects of inflated gas prices, having a friend who's an airhead, and hypothetically having Jesus as a husband.

Brilliant and rapid-fire, Myq Kaplan's comedy expounds on bathroom stall etiquette, grammar obsessed grammas, and the real world applications of board games.

Watch out pessimistic wedding officiants, public transport-takers, and hemorrhoids billboards, Spence Roper has a few choice words for you.

Mike Parenti fill us in on phone addiction, the fantastic memory of females, and Florida funeral homes.

Take a look at the world according to Jamie Ward, as he recounts racial misconceptions, Southern living, and service in the U.S. army.

Pete Zedlacher zeroes in on mosh-pit preventers, unadventurous skiers, and Canada Geese.

Mark Chalifoux shares a collection of hilarious stories, featuring group text infiltration, child power rankings, and the bad breakup of a lifetime.

Watch John Hastings navigate maybe the craziest show of his career, handling hecklers, hosts, and treachorously tight pants.

Vinnie Coppola is not the most famous Coppola but, he is the funniest, especially when it comes to ribbing Olive Garden, bathroom attendants, and midnight Walmarters.

In his explosive return to Dry Bar, K-von provides riotous explanations for President Biden falling upstairs, illegal salon activities, and the effects of being half-Persian.

Joel Byars preaches the good word of Division III football, squatty potties, and phone battery mental health.

Ben Brainard tells tales of flying alligators, call center coping skills, and the nightmare of renewing a military ID.

Isak Allen shares about his Chinese and German heritage, the dangers of map reading, and a perfectly unnecessary prostate exam.

Chris Martin brings a British perspective on American confidence, losing your dog, and french kissing.

Don Garrett provides a comprehensive guide to impersonating a youth pastor, hanging up with emphasis, and risking it all for a Happy Meal.

Vikram Balaji spills the tea on his upbringing with disappointing fatherly remarks, motherly bribes, and sisterly impersonation.

Comic-juggler, Jeff Civillico, creates a one-of-a-kind show that will keep you laughing and on the edge of your seat from start to finish.

Damon Sumner summarizes his thirties through parenting perils, public transport terror, and the dangers of string cheese.

Making his return to Dry Bar, Seth Tippetts throws down the gauntlet for selfie-takers, chiropractors, and conspiracy theorists.

Gordon Douglas is living the dream, a dream consisting of singles cruises with his wife, twenty four children, and the medical miracle of Shark heart.

Myles Weber welcomes new members of his family: an escape artist chihuahua pug, a consistently unimpressed son, and good ol' Uncle Javi.

Visiting from Vegas, Smiley Joe Wiley takes a brief respite from his embarrassed children and Serbian wife, to provide a comprehensive list of things black folks just don't do.

Cam Bertrand's back to brag about top tier hiding spots, hippo knowledge, and pirate gun bargains.

Isaac Witty battles bumper stickers, broken bathroom stalls, and the bottom-side of a toilet.

Shawn Felipe fills us in on how to evade his dad's belt, win the Vietnam war, and adequately fear fish sauce.

Sam Adams shares hilarious stories from a career in sports journalism, an aspiring rapper son, and a comedy gig for a thousand prisoners.

Sam Adams shares hilarious stories from a career in sports journalism, an aspiring rapper son, and a comedy gig for a thousand prisoners.

Frances Dilorinzo gushes about crime show obsessions, cruise ship shopping sprees, and how she became best friends with Warren Buffett.

Danny Bevins brings down the house with brash bits about hair dye, ugly people, and the true nature of competition shows.

Jeff Allen's third special is another smash-hit, chronicling his relationships with his empty-nester wife, house-mate father-in-law, and sixty-seven-year-old body.

Sam Fedele demonstrates dolphin riding, an Italian/Irish wedding, and the dangers of aging.

Brandon Skelton, comedian/pastor/Planet Fitness employee, shares about couch commitment, Dollar General date nights, and mouse mayhem.

Fifty-one-years-old and freshly a father, Brian Bates tells the story of his late in life baby, supporting poorly named sports teams, and the challenge of cancelling a newspaper subscription.

Lou Centanni speaks of Oregon Trail terrors, great dane dominations, and male mammograms.

Happy Cole delivers a rapid-fire set teeming with dolphins, shape wear, and shock-collars.

Barry Laminack's hilarious new special focuses on the golden age for bad teeth, Tornado Alley, and the warning signs for cat sickness.

Learn why Carmen Lynch likes men in their forties, loves her therapist, and punches her friends, all in her first Dry Bar special, "Awkwardly Hot".

Cathy Ladman informs on pill caddy classification, Canadian border misunderstandings, and the song that's been stuck in her head since grade three.

Rod Paulette poses the challenges of quitting smoking, being black in prep school, and going out in your fifties.

Vanessa Hollingshead's special features tales from British travels, New York style meditation, and a surprise visit from rock legend, Mick Jagger.

Jonny Loquasto quit his job as a physical therapist to pursue stand-up comedy, and boy, are we grateful. In his Dry Bar debut, Johnny shares about his life as a "step dude", pet chihuahua, and brief stint as a Chili's employee.

Mark Pitta provides a comprehensive guide to aging, misremembering lyrics and practical jokes.

Darren Carter starts the party with a mix of beatboxing, sound effects, and comedy, covering thermostat disputes, corn mazes, and the shame of late night Taco Bell.

Mark Riccadonna divulges his preferred reincarnated form, his most emasculating moment and much more, in his debut Dry Bar special.

Karen Bergreen has been through alot in the last few years, between sarcastic teenagers, braggy Christmas cards, and most of all, being named Karen.

With his trademark smile and irrepressible positivity, Steve Mingolla jokes about his Texan wife, quitting smoking, and elementary school Casey Kasem.

Nick Hoff drives a car from the nineties, does not make his bed, and got kicked out of laser tag. He's here to tell us why.

Mick Thomas, originally from Ireland, adjusts to a life in the states filled with gym bros, car accidents, and easter egg hunts.

Peter Fogel takes on Spirit Airlines, colonoscopies, and high school reunions.

John Novosad reminds us where we've seen him before, shares a few walking stories, and brags about his one bedroom apartment.

Anthony Bonazzo makes his Dry Bar Comedy Debut.

Vargus Mason's Dry Bar special is here!

Shivani Nadarajah makes her Dry Bar debut!

Hailing from New Zealand, Nick Rado makes the trip to Dry Bar to brag about his vegan leather couch, his brief stint as a puzzle store employee, and the worst gift he ever gave his son.

Mike Whitman provides a one-of-a-kind special, soothing a nervous audience with universal topics of naps, computer shortcuts, and the highest echelon of deli meats.

Pete Dominick's special is a well of helpful advice, highlighting how to look the creepiest, weed wack with the least dignity, and not drowned in an above ground pool.

Lee Hardin's return to Dry Bar is filled with Harry Potter and La Croix burns, as well as embarrassing tales from working as comic.

Megan Hanley comes from an Irish family, is looking to date divorced dads, and meditate away the pain of being a Yankees fan.

Big Rich Brock is a pastor turned comedian from rural Georgia, trading his sermon for vivid stories of growing up in his small town, being the son of a postman, bike-jumping younger siblings, and public academic rankings.

New Yorker Rich Francese delivers as promised in his Dry Bar debut "Best Comedy Special Ever".

Dorie Mclemore is a carbetarian, find out what that means and more in her new Dry Bar special.

Ron G breaks down black soul, how women love plans, and the reality of racist waves.

Hailing from Brooklyn and leaving to pursue rock and roll in London, Gary Delena is well prepared to give a musical variety show like no other.

Marty Simpson is back with more hilarious experiences from his life and family, covering his kids' first trip at Disney World, and his first trip in the back of a police car.

Christy Conder converses on competitiveness at hypothetical pageants, her airplane-exclusive allergies, and the challenges of children ministry.

John Branyan makes the most of his second stop at Dry Bar with takes on today's education, surviving four children, and how to parent like a genius.

Mark Brady shares the easiest way to lure him in a van, why ghosts haunt one location, and the reason there's no seeing eye cats.

Brent Blakeney is a six-seven, recovering theater kid from the South, and he's here to tell us about it.

Utilizing a formidable repertoire of voices, Drew Dunn reveals the reason for his haircut, the accents of the voices in his head, and the perfect outfit for Home Depot.

Heather Land provides a masterclass on homeschooling, marriage, and rocking a shaved head.

Byron Trimble is back to wage war on facebook, report on his baby boy's troubling streaming account avatar, and why he's banned from Chic-fil-A.

Mary Gallagher covers her longterm relationship with Citi bank, the unflattering shape of the word "mom" and her plan to become a narcissist.

Carlos Rodriguez provides a comprehensive tour of his day job as a dental hygienist, embarrassing surgery prep, and the expensive world of guinea pig medicine.

Angel Gaines lights up the Dry Bar stage with energetic explanations of how she uses her day job as an elementary school teacher to her advantage, became technically trilingual, and got stuck with a bootleg personal trainer.

Fully equipped with energetic charisma, Flip Schultz paints a vivid picture of weird college mascots, shark encounters, and duck hunts.

Ever wonder what it's like to be Indian in Ohio? Or how a six can date a ten? Or perhaps, how to make any statement sound smart? Rajiv has all the answers in his new Dry Bar special.

Tyler Boeh returns for his hilarious second special!

Billy Bonnell debunks the food pyramid, defends his flat earther friend, and destroys paper straws in this uproarious Dry Bar special.

Lightning quick and razor sharp, Vince Acevedo melds crowd work and stories from his real life, touching on country music, tattoos, and cruise ship pranks.

Kirk Smith shares stories of geographic ignorance, diabetic dating, and the atypical activities of his autistic son.

Josh Novey's back with more laughs on the world famous Dry Bar stage!

Kerry Louise puts a hilarious spin on Kohl's cash, street smarts, and dyslexia.

Graham Kay provides hilarious dead-pan takes on being a (Canadian) immigrant, dogs versus cats, and turning forty.

Zach Wycuff kills his Dry Bar debut, touching on his upbringing in a churchy southern home.

Randy Kagan puts on a clinic on California, Earth, and the greatness of grandmas.

You won't be able to look away as the hilarious Jaye Devan shares stories of playing five on five basketball as a fifty year old, hot wings, and the terror of losing your glasses.

John Caponera wages war on negative people, bad breath, and diaper rashes in this all new Dry Bar special.

Mal Hall brings down the house with anecdotes of bathroom hygiene menaces, random and racist questions, and the luxury of bottled ketchup.

Jordan Makin returns for his third special and has a few things to get off his chest. Namely, his love for bidets, the agenda of home makeover shows, and the apocalyptic reality of having twin toddlers.

Debi Gutierrez provides a hilarious and insightful look on motherhood, dealing with teenage eye rolls, middle school boys, and frighteningly mean babies.

Ryan Erwin puts on the show of a lifetime featuring braindead retail interactions, disturbing revelations from the movie "Cats", and how growing up with mischievous deaf parents turned him into the man he is today.

Kristin Weber and her accordion light up the Dry Bar stage with a mixture of jokes and songs about church instructors, her deep love for coffee, and so much more.

Katie K will make your day with hilarious yet harrowing stories of plane babies, the tiny basket of a hot air balloon, and creepy people.

Veteran stand-up Bobby Collins employs stories from his own life to educate the audience on California culture, yoga, and, the realities of aging.

Adam Bush entertains the masses with stories of math class ego boosts, potty training ordeals, and reluctant camping trips.

Brian Scott McFadden unleashes his astounding repertoire of accents and voices for a one-of-kind stand up special.

Enjoy a hilarious tour of Maryellen Hooper's unique family life featuring a die hard Packer's fan husband, an archery obsessed youngest son, and the perfect decluttering method.

Ever wonder what 50 looks like? Brett Hollis has all the answers for you in this hilarious comedy special.

Dan McGowan provides his unique perspective on forgetting your Christian, managing household chores, and reconnecting over Facebook.

Matt Sommerfield breaks down his children's chore-avoiding tactics, early modeling aspirations, and the terror of close talkers.

Costaki is back at the Bar to ponder on the theory of "happy wife, happy life", the invention of "bib swoops", and the memories of a career in comedy.

Ricky Corso creates comedy gold on his Dry Bar comedy debut.

Ricky Mokel will educate and astound you with how much he thinks about stuff in this uniquely hilarious Dry Bar special.

Tyler Fowler tackles parental favoritism, his mother's dating advice, and minimalist gyms.

Prepare to be educated by the hilarious Alaina Hirschi as she breaks down the best substitute for sugar, dishwasher apologists, and surviving El Salvador as a missionary.

Comedian, barber, actor, stutterer, Quincy Carr is a quadruple threat like you've never seen in his debut Dry Bar special.

Chris Ruppe grew up the child of deaf parents, drove a bus at sixteen, and is not a good pastor. See how it all connects in this one-of-a-kind comedy special.

Find out if laughter truly is the best medicine from the ultimate authority, comedian and ear, nose, and throat doctor, Vien Phommachanh.

Jerry Garcia jokes about being a father of three sons, a cat daddy, and a fan of self-checkout lanes.

Armando Anto gets equally political and hilarious in this all new Dry Bar special.

David Rodriguez smoothly explains the nuances of sobriety, the change from girlfriend to wife, and the trap of having a son that wants money.

Kellen Erskine launches an assault on banana bread, dentists, and TSA agents in his scathingly hilarious return to Dry Bar.

Prepare to have a hootenanny with comedian Dedrick Flynn.

Lester Barrie breaks down married life in this hilarious new special.

Mayce Galoni dissects the incongruity of his name, what McDonald's food is, and the complications of living with your girlfriend.

Don Mcmillan presents the most hilarious slideshow you've ever seen in his follow-up Dry Bar special.

Paul Snyder is mistaken for Joel Olsteen, considered "prison material", and found at Waffle House on Christmas in this hilarious special.

Vinnie Montez, comedian and police officer, shares funny moments from the line of duty and his traditional Mexican family.

Collin Chamberlin doesn't want to do stand-up but, man, is he good at it. Enjoy this hilarious set featuring keto slander and the suffering of a chair-less existence.

Ryan McComb explores Fit Bit achievements, his father's bizarre credit history, and the snack preferences of burglars.

According to Sean Kent, the Grand Canyon is doing the Lord's work and passing away in a lazy boy is the ideal way to go. Hear more of his uproarious opinions in this hilarious Dry Bar special.

Grant Lyon delivers jokes about his savage five-year-old nephew, dad who orders milk at the wrong times, and controversial opinions on hospital billboards.

Ahmed Bharoocha reveals the best way to teach baby crows to fly, his fear of cats, and the insulting connotation of Caesar salad.

Tim Steele starts his Dry Bar special off with the secret to happiness, and things just get more important from there.