Rent-a-Goalie

Rent-a-Goalie

Ended First aired 01/Oct/2006 CA English 3 season(s) 26 episode(s)
Comedy
Rent-a-Goalie is a half-hour comedy television series from Canada that aired on Showcase from 2006 - 2008. Its third season premiered 20 October 2008. The first season was nominated for three Gemini Awards, including Best Comedy Series. It was also nominated for a Directors Guild of Canada Award, the CFTPA Indie Award for Best Comedy Series, an ACTRA Award for Best Male Performance for Christopher Bolton, and four Canadian Comedy Awards, winning two. The second season was nominated for six Gemini Awards, including Best Comedy Series, Best Ensemble Performance, Best Directing, Best Writing, Best Cinematography and Best Casting. It has also been nominated for three Canadian Comedy Awards.
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Season 3 · Season 3
8 episode(s) · Air date: 20/Oct/2008
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S3E8
Shite Storm
Air date: 08/Dec/2008 · Time: 21:30 · Runtime: 30 min
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Fran and Cake wind up becoming intimate with each other one night but the aftermath threatens the very existence of Cafe Primo itself.

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Fran and Cake wind up becoming intimate with each other one night but the aftermath threatens the very existence of Cafe Primo itself.

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S3E7
Ham in a Pram
Air date: 01/Dec/2008 · Time: 21:30 · Runtime: 30 min
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Cake is intimate with Malta with the understanding that there is no consequences to be worried about afterwards. However, Cake quickly learns that there are repercussions after all.

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Cake is intimate with Malta with the understanding that there is no consequences to be worried about afterwards. However, Cake quickly learns that there are repercussions after all.

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S3E1
Upstairs
Air date: 20/Oct/2008 · Time: 21:30 · Runtime: 30 min
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With the impending move of the Edmonton Oilers to Texas being blamed on him, Cake finds additional pressure being brought to bear by a secretive group dedicated to preserving the sport.

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With the impending move of the Edmonton Oilers to Texas being blamed on him, Cake finds additional pressure being brought to bear by a secretive group dedicated to preserving the sport.

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Season 2 · Season 2
10 episode(s) · Air date: 21/Oct/2007
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S2E9
B-Boys
Air date: 30/Nov/2007 · Time: 21:30 · Runtime: 30 min
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Lance (Gabriel Hogan) gets his first big DJ gig — only to be denied when it's revealed that Cake's (Christopher Bolton) old enemy is the promoter.

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Lance (Gabriel Hogan) gets his first big DJ gig — only to be denied when it's revealed that Cake's (Christopher Bolton) old enemy is the promoter.

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S2E8
Gnarsty Snarch
Air date: 31/Oct/2007 · Time: 21:30 · Runtime: 30 min
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Cake's 313-day celibacy streak is on the line when Fran (Inga Cadranel) refuses to join him in abstinence and Malta (Sarain Boylan) makes it her mission to break him.

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Cake's 313-day celibacy streak is on the line when Fran (Inga Cadranel) refuses to join him in abstinence and Malta (Sarain Boylan) makes it her mission to break him.

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S2E7
Rabies Almost
Air date: 31/Oct/2007 · Time: 21:30 · Runtime: 30 min
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When Joey Almost (Joe Pingue), convinced he has rabies, locks himself in the card room, Cake (Christopher Bolton) must enlist in the help of Joey's wife (Michelle Nolden) and a certain hallowed sports trophy to draw him out.

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When Joey Almost (Joe Pingue), convinced he has rabies, locks himself in the card room, Cake (Christopher Bolton) must enlist in the help of Joey's wife (Michelle Nolden) and a certain hallowed sports trophy to draw him out.

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S2E6
Nickname Lockout
Air date: 31/Oct/2007 · Time: 21:30 · Runtime: 30 min
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When an argument over nicknames escalates to a goaltender strike, Cake (Christopher Bolton) enlists the authority of NHL legend Mike Palmateer to save the day.

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When an argument over nicknames escalates to a goaltender strike, Cake (Christopher Bolton) enlists the authority of NHL legend Mike Palmateer to save the day.

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S2E4
Burlington
Air date: 30/Sep/2007 · Time: 21:30 · Runtime: 30 min
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Cake (Christopher Bolton) and Doc (Matt Gordon) head to Burlington to rescue Billy (Stephen Amell) and then race back home to save Café Primo from the hands of the Esposito brothers.

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Cake (Christopher Bolton) and Doc (Matt Gordon) head to Burlington to rescue Billy (Stephen Amell) and then race back home to save Café Primo from the hands of the Esposito brothers.

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S2E1
The Voucher
Air date: 21/Oct/2007 · Time: 21:30 · Runtime: 30 min
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As compensation for burning down Café Primo, Cake (Christopher Bolton) takes on NHL goalie Harry Bontar as a rent-a-goalie in a deal brokered by Darryl Sittler.

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As compensation for burning down Café Primo, Cake (Christopher Bolton) takes on NHL goalie Harry Bontar as a rent-a-goalie in a deal brokered by Darryl Sittler.

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Season 1 · Season 1
8 episode(s) · Air date: 01/Oct/2006
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S1E8
Fire in the Hole
Air date: 19/Nov/2006 · Time: 21:30 · Runtime: 30 min
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On the cusp of game seven of The Cup final, Cake gets blamed for hexing Toronto goalie Harry Bontar and suffers the wrath of Toronto fans.

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On the cusp of game seven of The Cup final, Cake gets blamed for hexing Toronto goalie Harry Bontar and suffers the wrath of Toronto fans.

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S1E6
Shit Zone
Air date: 05/Nov/2006 · Time: 21:30 · Runtime: 30 min
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When a third goalie rental service threatens both Cake's and O'Malley's livelihood, Cake is forced to listen to Francesca's business advice.

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When a third goalie rental service threatens both Cake's and O'Malley's livelihood, Cake is forced to listen to Francesca's business advice.

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S1E4
Blue Balls
Air date: 22/Oct/2006 · Time: 21:30 · Runtime: 30 min
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As passion heats up between Cake and Francesca, a mysterious testicular infection spreads among the Goalies, threatening Cake's delicate truce with O'Malley.

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As passion heats up between Cake and Francesca, a mysterious testicular infection spreads among the Goalies, threatening Cake's delicate truce with O'Malley.

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S1E3
Malta
Air date: 15/Oct/2006 · Time: 21:30 · Runtime: 30 min
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Old habits die hard when Cake's old flame Malta comes to town. The girl with game jeopardizes his standing with his own stable of goalies as well as with Johnny and Francesca and even with Phil Esposito.

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Old habits die hard when Cake's old flame Malta comes to town. The girl with game jeopardizes his standing with his own stable of goalies as well as with Johnny and Francesca and even with Phil Esposito.

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S1E2
The Irish Are Fags
Air date: 08/Oct/2006 · Time: 21:30 · Runtime: 30 min
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When Cake's old enemy O'Malley registers the business name 'Cake's Rent-a-Goalie' and steals Lance "The Boil," a war ensues which can only be settled on the rink.

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When Cake's old enemy O'Malley registers the business name 'Cake's Rent-a-Goalie' and steals Lance "The Boil," a war ensues which can only be settled on the rink.

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S1E1
The Arrivalist
Air date: 01/Oct/2006 · Time: 21:30 · Runtime: 30 min
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Cake impresses the boys when Tiger Williams calls him to book a goalie, but his world is turned upsidedown when his one night stand walks back into his life.

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Cake impresses the boys when Tiger Williams calls him to book a goalie, but his world is turned upsidedown when his one night stand walks back into his life.

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Stephen Amell
Stephen Amell
Billy
Carlos Diaz
Carlos Diaz
Looch
Joe Pingue
Joe Pingue
Joey Almost
Christopher Bolton
Christopher Bolton
Cake
Louis Di Bianco
Louis Di Bianco
Johnny
Oliver Becker
Oliver Becker
Desmond O'Malley
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Michael Bodnar
Belarussian / Patty Hearst
Inga Cadranel
Inga Cadranel
Francesca
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Mark-Cameron Fraser
East End Mike
Gabriel Hogan
Gabriel Hogan
Lance
Mayko Nguyen
Mayko Nguyen
Goth Girl / Stuart
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Jeff Pustil
Gordie the Reff
Simon Reynolds
Simon Reynolds
The Colour Man
Philip Riccio
Philip Riccio
Puker
Maria Vacratsis
Maria Vacratsis
Firstman
Rafael Petardi
Rafael Petardi
S**t Pants
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Jeremy Wright
Short Bus
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Chris Szarka
Himself

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Chris Szarka
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Christopher Bolton
Christopher Bolton
Executive Producer, Writer
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Denis McGrath
Writer
Graeme Manson
Graeme Manson
Writer

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