Hot Off the Press

Sir Watkin Bassett is writing his memoirs, which could prove scandalous to everyone in his life, so various members of society, such as Madeline Bassett, and Lady Florence Craye - to whom Bertie has recently become engaged - all want Bertie to steal them.

Stiffy Byng is producing the village entertainment for Totleigh-on-the-Wold involving a double-act between Gussie and Spode, and a song by her betrothed, Stinker Pinker.