Married

In another spinoff attempt, Kelly ends up in the middle of a couple.

Al's construction of a dog house for Lucky is constantly abrupted when a building instructor hired by Marcy complains about every little detail.

Marcy tries to convince Al to sell his Dodge to Marcy's boss, a big collector of classic cars.

When Al finds that the bikini competition Jefferson is judging has a $100,000 prize, he has Kelly enter and Griff and him become judges to pick Kelly. When, Marcy, Bud, and friends finally arrive at Fort Lauderdale, she tries to ruin Al's scheme.

During Spring Break, Kelly and friends seduce Bud and friends' airline tickets and hotel reservations at Fort Lauderdale. Al, Jefferson, and Griff go to Fort Lauderdale to judge a bikini contest. When Marcy sees Jefferson and Al on a Spring Break TV special, she heads out to Fort Lauderdale with Bud and friends.

On their anniversary, Jefferson plans to surprise Marcy with a tattoo, but the tattoo artist accidently writes ""I LOVE MARY"".

Al convinces Bud to make a calendar with beautiful women in order to win a rivalry.

Bud has until 5:00 PM to finish the video, but Kelly keeps having fights with the other person in the video. Meanwhile, Peggy and Marcy think Al and Jefferson can't figure out the satellite dish, but they are really hiding from their wives on the roof.

Bud borrows money from the mob for Kelly's exercise video, but when she has a disagreement with the male lead in the video the mob says they will kill Bud if the video isn't finished. Meanwhile, Al and Jefferson try to install a satellite dish.

Al's friends get addicted to calling a woman named Butter at a 1-900 phone sex line, but Al finds out that the woman is Peg's mother.

Al, Peggy, and her parents go to a marriage retreat and water park to get her parents back together. Meanwhile, Kelly has a guy she likes, Carlos, who agrees to date her if Bud can amuse his sister.

Al and Bud go hunting with Peggy's dad so that he well get back together with her mother.

Marcy tries to do her best to stop it when her bank wants to dedicate a scoreboard at Polk High... to Al.

Al and Jefferson's fishing lodge is taken away by a famous actress, but Jefferson plots revenge, and a small fortune, when they find out that they unknowingly took a nude picture of the actress. Kelly and Bud try to get Lucky a part in a dog food commercial.

At their high school reunion, Kelly and her best friends compete for the rich nerd whom Kelly teased in high school. Meanwhile, Marcy's bank holds a ""Guns for Toys"" drive.

To join NO MA'AM, Bud must get his picture taken with wrestler King Kong Bundy.

Al says he thinks women are weak when Peggy and Marcy begin taking a self defense class. But a newscrew labels Al as weak when Peggy punches a man trying to steal Al's wallet.

While researching for her new part of playing a scientist, Kelly discovers the new color bleen. Al finds that bleen grows hair.

Al becomes a priest when NO MA'AM forms its own church to avoid a beer tax.

Buck dies and is reassigned to the Bundys in the form of a puppy, Lucky.

When Al suggests an aerobics studio for the open lot next door, he puts peep holes in the wall, but all of the students are fat.

Al is excited when Bud decides to move out, but a bit disappointed when Bud moves back in to the basement, and even more horrified when Peg's mother comes to live with them after splitting up with Peg's father.

While Al and his friends tries to find out what a light switch in the Bundy house do, Bud experiences cyber sex... with Amber.

Peggy wins $10,000 playing Bingo. Meanwhile, NO MA'AM chooses their official beer.

Al is all excited when Kelly's acting instructor Larry Storch is coming to the house.

The Bundys' and D'Arcy's Caribbean cruise is ruined when the ship sinks.

The Bundys and D'Arcys go on a Caribbean cruise.

Al's in trouble when Buck buries his anniversary gift for Peggy in the backyard.

On their way to W* County, the Bundys stop at the car wash, where their Dodge disappears.

Kelly must learn how to fire a bow in order to get a part in a commercial.

Peggy and her friends join the men at a visit to the nudie bar to find out why the men spend so much time there. Meanwhile, Kelly gets a part in a weight loss commercial.

Thanks to Jefferson, Al gets to talk to the U.S. Senate about Psycho Dad's cancellation.

Al's organization, NO MA'AM, leads a strike when Al's favorite show, Psycho Dad, is cancelled.

When the national baseball league go on a strike, NO MA'AM organizes their own league sponsored by nudie bars.

Al's high school plays a football game against their rival school.

Kelly reveals a bit too much about her family when she auditions for a part in a sitcom, and the producers base the new sitcom on the Bundy household.

Al has to lie in bed next to Marcy while Jefferson switches Marcy's valuable Barbie doll, that Jefferson just bought her, for a regular one.

Bud gets assigned to the Virgin hotline, but has problems doing his duties. Al and Peggy have problems deciding what movie to rent at the video store.

Al turns the store into a man's shoe store in an attempt to get rid of the women.

NO MA'AM counter-protests against Marcy and company when Al banishes a customer for nursing her baby. Meanwhile, train accidents delay Peggy's trip home.

Bud needs some quite time to study for an exam, but ends up spending the night with Marcy's niece Amber.

Kelly's zit ruins her beer commercial.

Al must renew his drivers license... and Bud is his driving instructor.

After finding a box of old shoes, Al and Jefferson turn the shoe store into a 70's themed retro shoe store.

Al's carpool, consisting of him and three models, is chosen to promote a campaign to clean up Chicago.

Peggy must convince Al to come home for a “nooner” in order to win a big radio contest. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly wait in a very long line to buy concert tickets.

Al is offered $50,000 dollars to reveal the identity of Jefferson, who is revealed to be a spy.

Al's high school football field will be destroyed for an auto shop, so he protests. Meanwhile, Kelly tests a new bug spray on Bud and Buck, which has unwanted effects.

Al will get a new Viper for his Dodge if he lets people film a video of the Dodge crossing the 1 million mile mark. Meanwhile, Kelly tries to find Waldo.

Bud tries to find an old valentine, whose letter Kelly forgot to give him years ago. Meanwhile, Al shops for Valentine's Day gifts to give to Peggy.

A dispute over whether an apple tree belongs to the D'Arcys or the Bundys leads to a feud between the two families.

Al is annoyed when the mall hangs a billboard sized picture of Peggy next to the shoe store.

While Al and Peggy are away at a family reunion, Kelly's boyfriend ruins Peggy's couch. Bud and Kelly have to find a new couch similar to the one they had.

Kelly and Bud try to sneak a jukebox, their Christmas present for Al and Peggy, into the house on Christmas Eve while Al and Peggy argue over channel surfing.

Al ends up being circumcised after the surgeons misread the doctor's instructions.

Buck runs away from home and ends up at a dog pound.

Peggy and Marcy make Al and Jefferson abandon their plans of going to a new sports bar to instead go see The Jeffersons live.

Women take over the nudie bar and the bowling alley, so Al starts an organization called ""NO MA'AM.""

Al tries to help a young man forget the idea of marriage. Meanwhile, Kelly gets stung by bees and becomes crazy.

While Bud, Kelly and Peggy spend the night impersonating the Village People at the D'Arcy's Halloween party, the Grim Reaper visits Al.

Kelly and Bud buy a car to share, but sharing a car leads to fighting, and the Bundy children has to double date.

Marcy tries to imagine being in the bedroom to improve her ability to speak in front of large audiences, but her fantasies tend to go a little too wild.

When the Bundys start having good luck, Al remembers the Bundy Curse and realizes he is doomed.

The family thinks Bud is insane when they overhear him talking to himself in his room.

Al helps his childhood girlfriend deal with a young tough guy and his gang.

When Al and Peggy go to a basketball game, Peggy switches seats with Al and her seat is chosen for a $10,000 free throw contest.

Al's lack of performance in the bedroom makes him the laugh of the town, so Al sets his mind on getting back in shape.

The Bundys go to the movie theater for Kelly's birthday and they see her boyfriend with another woman.

Al ends up being sued by a burglar after Al punches him while he breaks into the Bundy house.

Al competes in an athletic championship for seniors.

Peggy tells Seven a fantasy store about pirates and beautiful princesses.

Bud appears on a game show for single men. Meanwhile, Al and Peg don't sleep for days and Kelly fears that there is a conspiracy against her.

Peggy creates a cartoon character named Mr. Empty Pants, who bears a strange resemblance to Al.

Kelly buys a motorcycle, which upsets the rest of the family who find it unsafe.

Peggy and Marcy ruin Al's fishing trip by constantly fighting. Meanwhile, Jefferson and the kids spend Marcy's money.

Al becomes frustrated when Peggy can't decide what to wear to a family wedding. Meanwhile, Bud gets to know the bride and Kelly spends time with the bridesmaids.

Al remembers how the Bundys celebrated Christmas over the years.

Bud gets a huge money grant to go to college, but Al and Peggy spend it all on items for themselves.

Al buys a cemetery plot so that he will be buried next to a western movie star and a mule. But Peggy feels excluded.

Al and the family try to sneak into the first class lounge by dressing up like rock stars.

Al makes Kelly get a job, so she becomes a waitress.

The Bundys vote against a two cent beer tax.

Bud starts his own fraternity to get women.

Peggy tries to make Al more interested in having sex with her by purchasing new dresses, unsucessfully.

Al has to take a job as a topless bartender to pay for Seven's doctor bill, but Peggy fears that Bud and Kelly might make Seven sick, and kicks them out of the house.

Peggy discovers that Seven does not know when his birthday is, and the family decides to celebrate him... on Al's birthday.

Kelly has to walk through the wilderness after dumping her boyfriend in the forest. Al and Peg try to talk their marriage alive, but without success. Bud dates a girl with the measles.

Al is shocked about having another kid when Peggy's relatives leave their five-year-old son Seven in the Bundy home.

Kelly gets a job at an amusement park. Meanwhile, Al takes a personal vacation - in the Bundy living room.

Bud juggles two women at once, one being Miss McGowen, his English teacher. Meanwhile, the family ignores Peggy when she is sick and Al gets free pizza by attending children's birthday parties at Chuck E. Cheese.

Bud is suspicious when Kelly is invited to a party for smart people.

Jefferson lets Al in on his psychic phone scam but the Bundys soon take over the business.

Bud wins a ""Dinner with Anthrax"" contest and sends away Al and Peg on a timeshare vacation to Florida while Anthrax visit the house.

Steve Rhoades returns to reclaim his wife, but is shocked to find out that Marcy remarried. The Bundys argue whether friendship is more important than money when they find out that Steve is on the run from the police for stealing a rare egg from a national park.

In traditional male Bundy bonding, Al takes Bud to the nudie bar on his 18th birthday.

Al gets to star in an athletic shoe commericial.

Bud dates an extreme sporter and the D'Arcys play a relationship board game with Peggy and Al.

Al discovers that he truly has no possessions of his own, and decides to get back one of the things that truly meant a lot to him - his championship game ball.

Peggy thinks Al is having an affair, so she sends the kids to spy on him.

Al gets a job as a private detective and is framed for murder.

Kelly goes to Hollywood, but her show gets slaughtered by the censors.

Kelly gets her own talk show and the other networks become interested in it.

After having a vision of God, Al starts building the perfect shoes.

Bud and Kelly convince Al to get glasses after a few minor accidents.

Peggy gets jealous of Buck when the family pay him all the attention, and she flees home to W* County.

Peggy and Marcy go out on a journey to buy back all of Marcy's childhood furniture, which Jefferson sold.

In order to earn money for a competition, Kelly hustle men for money by playing pool.

Al builds a private room for himself, using the Bundy hammer. Meanwhile, Bud starts going by "Grandmaster B," but nobody can remember his nickname right.

Al runs off to a bus station to escape Peggy's constant demands, and Jefferson does the same by running away from Marcy.

Marcy and Peggy discover they are both pregnant, to Jefferson's joy and Al's horror.

Al buys a cheap old air conditioner which leads to a massive blackout in the entire neighborhood, forcing the Bundy's to move into a supermarket.

In a spinoff attempt of Married ... with Children, we follow the lives of Charlie and Vinnie Verducci. Charlie wants Vinnie to marry rich to get a better life and they go to a formal fund raiser to meet rich women.

Al and Peggy take over Marcy's house when they go to watch a movie there. Meanwhile, Bud takes a girl to a concert and Kelly babysits a lot of horrible children.

Al has to choose whether to spend his money on Bud's visit to the White House or letting Kelly enter a Miss Weenie Tot contest.

Al goes crazy trying to remember the name of a song he heard on the radio.

Al gets a job as a security guard at Polk High, but gets fired after the championship trophy is stolen by Al's old nemesis.

Al is horrified when Peggy completely redecorates his bathroom, turning it pink.

Buck brings a female dog into the house, and feels neglected when the family only care about the new dog.

Al becomes the neighborhood godfather when Kelly starts dating a 41-year-old man with the right connections.

Marcy wakes up after a drunken night and finds herself married to Jefferson.

Al and Peggy try to have another baby after a dead relative promised $500,000 to the couple who provide an heir named after him.

Kelly moves out after Al beats up yet another of her boyfriends. This upsets Peggy, who becomes an overprotective mom, to Bud's dislike.

Al become the neighborhood stud when some women see him move a couch.

A rabbit destroys Al's fantasy of having a vegetable garden.

Al gets a visit from small green aliens who steal his socks.

Kelly auditions for a job as a spokesperson for the new Allante car.

Al doesn't mind Peggy going out with Marcy every night to a ballroom dance hall and dance the night away with a handsome man named Andy, until another man, named Pete, tells Al that Peggy is stealing someone's husband - his.

Al's softball team wants to bench him before the big championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes to omit him. Peggy is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' votes.

After Al decides he doesn't need insurance, Bud gets in an accident and they counter sue the other driver with Marcy as a witness.

Al and Kelly pretend to be sick so they can avoid going with Peggy and Bud to Wanker County, but Kelly ends up really getting sick and Al has to care for her for the entire week which interrupts Al's fantasies of being with two beautiful women.

The Bundys get stuck in traffic on Labor Day.

Al plans a special evening for Peggy's birthday by taking her out to the Bowlarama where he hopes to finally beat his arch rival's high game score. Al beats the score, but minutes later, Peggy bowls a perfect game, destroying Al's self-esteem.

Bud tries to get revenge on a girl who humiliated him years ago.

Al, Bud and Kelly arrive in Las Vegas to find Peg and Marcy completely broke, and they must find a way to raise some money to get back home.

Peggy takes Marcy on a trip to Las Vegas to get over her divorce from Steve.

Kelly becomes a rock and roll singer with Bud as her agent.

After Peggy lied on the Bundy taxes, Al has to find a quick way to raise money for the audit, and when a couple offers good money for Peggy's hair, Al must find a way to convince her.

Al's pride and "do-it-yourself" beliefs annoys the rest of the family when Al decides to fix the leaking roof himself.

Al gets a visit from a guardian angel and discovers what the Bundy household would look like if he was never born.

Al has finally saved up enough money to buy Christmas gifts for everyone, but a few late customers to the shoe store makes Al unable to get to the bank.

Steve spends time at the zoo with the Bundys instead of looking for a job, which upsets Marcy.

Al decides to get a new car, but finds out that Peggy spent all his saved up money, and he has to buy an old, used car.

Steve risks his job when Al takes a $50,000 loan from Steve's bank to start a shoe hotline.

A Playboy model visits the shoe store and Al wants to find out which issue she is in, but Peggy sold his Playboy collection and Al has to convince her to get the magazines back.

The Bundys lets a foreign exchange student live in their home for the weekly $500 that the government will pay them, but the french girl ends up ruining Kelly's social life.

Peggy talks to a woman at a beauty parlor, and becomes convinced that Al is cheating on her, with that woman.

Al goes to Marcy's dentist and finds that he has a relationship with his assistant.

Kelly and Bud try to raise money to got to a concert. Kelly's scheme involves playing poker against Peggy's friends and Bud makes Al take a bunch of kids camping.

Peggy wins a free health week with the healthiest man in Chicago, but ends up converting him to her lifestyle, and he drops dead.

Marcy's dead aunt's ashes end up in the Labor Day hamburgers.

Bud tries to find a girl who will date him when both of his friends have dates.

Peggy tries desperately to get more votes but it seems that most of the people are going to vote for Connie. Bud and Kelly ask Marcy and Steve about the sixties and after some history, Bud and Kelly dress up as hippies and visit the prom. Al runs into his old rival Jack, who appears to be Connie's husband, and Al and Jack decides to fight outside. Meanwhile, Peg rigs the election ... will she win?

Al and Peggy go to their high school reunion. Peggy wants to be prom queen and she spent a lot of money calling old friends and buying new clothes to gain votes. But when she thinks she has the majority of the votes, her rival Connie Bender appears and surprises Peg with the fact that Connie is now in the lead to be prom queen.

Steve and Marcy ask Peggy to look over their house, but when a moving company asks for "Steves Roadhouse", Peggy allows the company to tow away the Rhoades' home, and they have to spend a night at the Bundys - where Kelly is having a slumber party.

Steve gives a driver "the finger" and fears that the man will beat him up.

Al gets a second job in an attempt to make more money than Peg after she starts earning money selling 'Patty Girl' cosmetics.

Kelly has to tap dance at a dance recital because of a prank she pulled.

Peg goes to Kelly's school for mother-daughter day and talks about the joy of being a housewife, meanwhile Bud has to learn the value of a dollar after breaking the Rhoades' window.

The Bundys inherit some money from a relative and decides to go to a fancy restaurant, but Al accidentally forgets his wallet. It is up to Bud and Kelly to go back and get the wallet, but they decide to ditch their parents at the restaurant, unable to pay the bill.

Al grows his hair when his barber dies, and fears he is turning into a "sissy" just because he has to go to salons.

When a psychic's predictions all come true for Al, Peggy and Steve, Marcy fears that what the psychic told her will come true - her death.

Steve fears he is losing his hair, and convinces Al that the same thing is happening to him.

Al and Steve head off to a fancy boutique to get Peggy a new bra for her birthday.

Al plans on building his dream - an executive's type of bathroom in the garage.

A nice weekend away for the Rhoades' and the Bundys turns into misery when Peg, Kelly and Marcy all have their period at the same time, torturing the men.

A high school football player is threatening to break the record Al set for Polk High.

Peg thinks she might have seen Elvis at the mall and Marcy notices a pit stain shaped like him on Al's shirt. Elvis fans come flocking around just to see it.

In the third season opener, Al learns that he has had a copy of "The Little Engine That Could" since 1957 and when he goes to return it, he finds the same fat librarian that was there in 1957.

The Bundy home is fumigated for termites, forcing the family to spend the night in the shoe store, where a grounded Kelly tends to sneak out to get to a rock concert.

On Valentines day, Bud awaits his first valentine, Kelly has a load of valentines to choose from, Steve plans on taking Marcy to Hawaii, and Peg wants Al to say "I love you" to her.

When the mailman delivers a credit card pre-approved for Buck the Dog, the Bundys go on a spending spree.

A mouse finds its way into the Bundy home. Too manly and proud to hire an exterminator, Al sets on killing the mouse, even if it means he has to tear the house down and damage it to shreds.

Al and Steve have to go out to the streets looking for Marcy's old Barbie doll, that they traded for two rare baseball cards, not knowing that Marcy wanted to keep the doll.

Russ and Lina get nostalgic when they go back to their old school and carry on like they used to.

Plans for a family vacation force Russ and Lina into some extreme behavior.

Russ and AJ have a big night out. Lina tries to be the cool mom.