Nick Swardson's Pretend Time

Nick Swardson's Pretend Time

Ended First aired 12/Oct/2010 United States English 3 season(s) 15 episode(s)
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Nick Swardson's Pretend Time was a TV sketch comedy show created by and starring comedian and actor Nick Swardson. The show premiered on Tuesday, October 12, 2010, at 10 p.m. EST on Comedy Central and ran for two seasons, with the final first-run episode airing November 16, 2011.
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Season 2 · Season 2
7 episode(s) · Air date: 05/Oct/2011
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S2E7
Legalize Meth
Air date: 16/Nov/2011 · Time: 22:30 · Runtime: 22 min
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Nick discusses sketches that didn't make it; drunk girls cause problems at a fast food restaurant; a first time dad gets upset about visitors at a hospital's baby nursery.

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Nick discusses sketches that didn't make it; drunk girls cause problems at a fast food restaurant; a first time dad gets upset about visitors at a hospital's baby nursery.

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S2E6
Flying Stripper
Air date: 10/Nov/2011 · Time: 22:30 · Runtime: 22 min
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Nick talks about Johnny Depp's amazing life. Sketches include a couple's disastrous date, a stripper getting magical powers, and a breakfast cereal character turning a holiday dinner into a nightmare.

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Nick talks about Johnny Depp's amazing life. Sketches include a couple's disastrous date, a stripper getting magical powers, and a breakfast cereal character turning a holiday dinner into a nightmare.

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S2E5
The Mis-Education of Garry Gaga
Air date: 02/Nov/2011 · Time: 22:30 · Runtime: 22 min
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Nick talks about sitting next to actress Liv Tyler during a first class flight. Sketches include a man receiving a unique face transplant, a distraught family, and Garry Gaga trying to warm up to the new police captain.

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Nick talks about sitting next to actress Liv Tyler during a first class flight. Sketches include a man receiving a unique face transplant, a distraught family, and Garry Gaga trying to warm up to the new police captain.

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S2E4
Full Blown Eggs
Air date: 26/Oct/2011 · Time: 22:30 · Runtime: 22 min
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Sketches include a commercial for a restaurant where only certain customers get to eat free, a man consolidates both his businesses due to the recession, and Wheelchair Cat ends up in the hospital.

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Sketches include a commercial for a restaurant where only certain customers get to eat free, a man consolidates both his businesses due to the recession, and Wheelchair Cat ends up in the hospital.

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S2E3
PETA Not on Set
Air date: 19/Oct/2011 · Time: 22:30 · Runtime: 22 min
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Nick talks about figure skating, smart phones & texting; A man must deal with the consequences of his dog’s extreme boredom; new product the “Handy Man 3000”; The parents of a nubile young woman insist that her suitor reveal everything he has to offer their daughter; Nick presents events in the “Partying Olympics”; Local Weatherman Storm Rains style clashes with that of his co-workers and a new kind of boxing heavy bag called the “Pump Punch”.

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Nick talks about figure skating, smart phones & texting; A man must deal with the consequences of his dog’s extreme boredom; new product the “Handy Man 3000”; The parents of a nubile young woman insist that her suitor reveal everything he has to offer their daughter; Nick presents events in the “Partying Olympics”; Local Weatherman Storm Rains style clashes with that of his co-workers and a new kind of boxing heavy bag called the “Pump Punch”.

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S2E2
Show Me on the Doll
Air date: 12/Oct/2011 · Time: 22:30 · Runtime: 22 min
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Nick tells a personal story about an accident with unusual consequences; the results of an extraterrestrial paternity test is revealed on talk show Clarencé; Reed O’ Frampton’s amazing cleaning product the ”Beep Beep Sweep”; a charity campaign to get Africans to help pathetic Americans; homemade coupons as a gift for new parents and trial lawyer Darren Jeremy uses his unique talents to maximum advantage both in the courtroom and the bedroom.

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Nick tells a personal story about an accident with unusual consequences; the results of an extraterrestrial paternity test is revealed on talk show Clarencé; Reed O’ Frampton’s amazing cleaning product the ”Beep Beep Sweep”; a charity campaign to get Africans to help pathetic Americans; homemade coupons as a gift for new parents and trial lawyer Darren Jeremy uses his unique talents to maximum advantage both in the courtroom and the bedroom.

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S2E1
Baby Not From Booty
Air date: 05/Oct/2011 · Time: 22:30 · Runtime: 22 min
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Nick talks about dive bars; 16 (months) & Pregnant parody, Wheel Chair Cat has to defends one of his nine lives in court; an infomercial for a new ab-workout device using natural male self motivation; playing out an old fantasy during a zombie apocalypse; high school student Dijon’s senior project video “Baby Not From Booty”; Nick talks about charity drive themes that might be more popular and how he’s not a morning person; a new product called “International Waters” and online gaming add-on “The Smack Transporter”.

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Nick talks about dive bars; 16 (months) & Pregnant parody, Wheel Chair Cat has to defends one of his nine lives in court; an infomercial for a new ab-workout device using natural male self motivation; playing out an old fantasy during a zombie apocalypse; high school student Dijon’s senior project video “Baby Not From Booty”; Nick talks about charity drive themes that might be more popular and how he’s not a morning person; a new product called “International Waters” and online gaming add-on “The Smack Transporter”.

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Season 1 · Season 1
7 episode(s) · Air date: 12/Oct/2010
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S1E6
Monday Morning Meltdown
Air date: 16/Nov/2010 · Time: 22:30 · Runtime: 22 min
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A parody of James Cameron's Avatar set in an office, a TV show, called "Critter Getters", about two men capturing a bear, and an appearance by Superman.

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A parody of James Cameron's Avatar set in an office, a TV show, called "Critter Getters", about two men capturing a bear, and an appearance by Superman.

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S1E5
Relapse Into Refreshment
Air date: 09/Nov/2010 · Time: 22:30 · Runtime: 22 min
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Nick discusses his obsession with scatological humor at an early age. Sketches include a TV show about a masturbating sniper, pirates following a treasure map tatooed to one of their scrotums, and a man with unorthodox survival skills (such as bashing out his teeth to make a weapon to fight night creatures and bigfoot, eating rocks, and giving himself oral sex.

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Nick discusses his obsession with scatological humor at an early age. Sketches include a TV show about a masturbating sniper, pirates following a treasure map tatooed to one of their scrotums, and a man with unorthodox survival skills (such as bashing out his teeth to make a weapon to fight night creatures and bigfoot, eating rocks, and giving himself oral sex.

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S1E4
Mudslide Junction
Air date: 02/Nov/2010 · Time: 22:30 · Runtime: 22 min
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Nick talks about how happy he is to be working with Gay Robot again. Sketches include a cereal parody, a radio personality who has a knack for delivering bad news, and innovative camping equipment.

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Nick talks about how happy he is to be working with Gay Robot again. Sketches include a cereal parody, a radio personality who has a knack for delivering bad news, and innovative camping equipment.

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S1E1
Powdered Doughnuts Make Me Go Nuts
Air date: 12/Oct/2010 · Time: 22:30 · Runtime: 22 min
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There’s blood, tears, vomit, urine and donkey sperm - lots of donkey sperm. In the premiere of comedian Nick Swardson's sketch-comedy show, a man is upset when his mother leaves all her money to the family cat. Nick dedicates the show to his dead cat. Also: a father who compiles a "bucket list" for his son; and a profile of Lady Gaga's brother, a police officer in New Jersey.

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There’s blood, tears, vomit, urine and donkey sperm - lots of donkey sperm. In the premiere of comedian Nick Swardson's sketch-comedy show, a man is upset when his mother leaves all her money to the family cat. Nick dedicates the show to his dead cat. Also: a father who compiles a "bucket list" for his son; and a profile of Lady Gaga's brother, a police officer in New Jersey.

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Season 0 · Specials
1 episode(s) · Air date: 28/Sep/2011
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Nick Swardson
Nick Swardson
Various
Natasha Leggero
Natasha Leggero
Julie / Girlfriend / Suzy
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Jus Riddick
CATFIGHT FIREMAN
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Deirdre Wall
Creepios Mom / Nanastall Wife / Nurse
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Doug Jones
Gay Robot
Julia Lea Wolov
Julia Lea Wolov
Padmawai / Julia / Mary Lynn
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John Cramer
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Ava Acres
Ava Acres
Creepios Girl
Ed Berke
Ed Berke
Grandpa
Laura Silverman
Laura Silverman
Nurse
Pason
Pason
Overdose Patient
Ryan Phillippe
Ryan Phillippe
Handsome Guy

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