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Corporate shuffling at its most entertaining!* *Your mileage may vary.
When one more day…turns into four years.
The first OA episode to be THX-certified! Ten Hungry Xylophones, that is.
Time to get lucky! In the financial sense, that is…
It’s the 300th “regular” OA episode. Let’s make some noise…albeit not necessarily PLEASANT noise.
Yes, teenaged Benny-boy managed to blindly stumble into the “digital music revolution” circa Y2K. No, he did NOT turn into a cyberpunk warrior—he just became a prematurely grouchy old man.
Another round of classic local TV bliss delivered in easy-to-digest 30-second bites…
Well, it’s Oscar season. Let’s pretend current Hollywood doesn’t exist.
…because three hours a night of late 80’s primetime TV lameness just wasn’t enough!
The Archive takes the high road…to a dead-end.
The Archive serves up some true Christmas Hams…with a side of Duck A La Wronge.
The OA equivalent of popcorn, pretzel sticks and jellybeans as a Thanksgiving feast…
KLAK has had to take on a few advertisers*. Tough times, ya know… *Yes, YouTube, this is a joke. This is NOT a sponsored video.
Consider this a “soft-launch” of Season 14 of OA. I’m finally off the sidelines and…things are as dusty as ever.
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This is it. My own personal “ground zero” for Archivedom…
It’s new! It’s today! It’s now! It’s…recycled.
Let’s celebrate comedy on cable TV…with only the barest minimum of humor.
Four stereotypically inedible fruitcakes…and one semi-digestible one for your holiday.
A 8-course feast of Vertical Helical Schlock for your Thanksgiving!
When this episode was first released, it was an (actual) off-air copy. Thing is, a lot of detail was lost in the microbroadcast. As such, here’s what an “in-house feed” of the proceedings looked like.
Let’s get real! Surreal, that is… (er, sur-reel?)
Record Ripoffs gets back to its roots…man.
“Fun” Project. “Fun” Time.* *According to the uber-cheap DIY FM transmitter I bought.
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Hey, you said you wanted more Oddity Archive…After Dark. Be careful what you wish for.
The episode where cardboard boxes and BoxCars collide…at last!
The chocolate and peanut butter of the Archive, together at last in the same episode!
Oddity Archive® lights up your TV’s* with the ads that please!** *A computer screen will also suffice. **As long as your expectations are suitably low.
Today’s Oddity Archive® may be taped (analog only) for classroom use until December 31, 2024. After December 31, 2024, all copies must be wiped or destroyed…and don’t think we don’t have the means of finding out if you didn’t.
An episode that’ll make you want to yell “TB-Yes”!
‘Twas a few days before Christmas and all through the Archive/A Benny-boy was stirring, to madness he’ll drive…
Learn all about the ins and out of SCMPF (Simply Can’t Muster Proper Functionality) for your newfangled VCR thing!
You’ve heard of turkey coma, right? This one’ll give you Archive coma.
Even the comedy gods (and goddesses) have their off days…
Everybody loves a trilogy…and here’s the last piece of it.
Public Domain stuff, VHS, weird music, surrealist humor--your Oddity Archive® bingo card should be 80% full from this one episode alone!
Time to fill up on bratwurst and get down to that fonky, fonky, meut-sick!
The Archive does a little home video archaeology…
The Archive finds itself caught in a celluloid jam…
Quite possibly the ultimate “headphone” episode of OA…for realsies this time.
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You’re in for a “great” time! Would you believe “good” time? How ‘bout “adequate” time?
Ever wonder what it would’ve been like if Rube Goldberg designed a VCR? Neither did I.
The OA celebrates Memorial Day with some genuine WTF from the AFN (AFRTS). Presented on the DL of course, ‘cause we gotta think OPSEC.
Pourin’ one out (er, unraveling a tape) for our vidiot homies…
Don’t let THE MAN bring you down. That’s what Oddity Archive® is for…
The Archive drops some MAD flava in your ear…
You won’t believe your CD-I’s!!!
Finally (partially) fulfilling that long wished-for Archivism—beavers—specifically, disco beavers.
A true horror show—just not in the way you’d expect.
The new & improved Oddity Archive®! Now cracks those pesky filberts!
Snowbound. Let’s sleep in today…and tomorrow…and the day after…and the day after that…
…because (as we know) what works for 90 minutes once will ALWAYS work for 30 minutes on a regular basis.
Christmas wrapping is so lame—we’re into Christmas Rapping around here!
Super Oddity Archive®: Now with 50% MORE image than Standard Oddity Archive®! Which is 95% LESS image than HD Oddity Archive®…
After 10 years, I guess it’s time for the inevitable “Greatest Hits” package…
It’s a friend! It’s a companion! It’s a lifestyle! It’s…supremely annoying…
Watch horror films, keep Archiveland strong, keep Benny-boy (in)sane.
We’re all goin’ on a…(quiet, mellow) Autumn Holiday…
Just how close are we to seeing what moviegoers saw in the 1920’s? In these two cases, as it turns out, not very.
Slim Whitman? Blech. Boxcar Willie? Poseur. Only the original TV album guru will do.
This episode is dedicated to those that say we don’t do TV stuff anymore. Maybe we shouldn’t…
The Archive finally presents some 100%-pure, down-home musical manure!
…or, the OA’s (slightly-belated) 10th Anniversary Special.
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Four months, three countries, two-hundred-plus dollars all in the name of…meh. Or, what Dolby was to cassette, CX was (supposed to be) for vinyl.
Oddity Archive®: Now available in 64kbps mp3!
Taking a leisurely, country stroll through the (cowpie-laden) great audiovisual pasture…
Times are changing and KLAK-AM needs to keep up. As such, let’s look at some gimmicks (stunts) used by other radio stations to plug their new formats…
It’s time for the New $25,000 Pyramid…scheme.
Another (belated) salute to the bottom of the Mom-and-Pop video rental store barrel!
A solid-state tuner is recommended for the viewing of this OA episode…in some way we haven’t figured out yet.
Vinyl Potpourri is back! It’s a (1,885 second) miracle!
Learn all about the fine art of meeting Ben!
100% pure, shameless, unfettered nostalgia, courtesy of the Oddity Archive®
Hey buddy, wanna hear my (horribly impractical) mixtape?
Archivisms roasting on an open fire…
Ah, the good, old days. Back when owning a 16mm film or recording something off the TV could get you a visit from the Feds. Good times…
10 ads (or series thereof) selected by viewers. Any turkeys in this Thanksgiving episode are purely coincidental.
Benny the Script Doctor makes a housecall regarding some bad sitcoms.
“Benny & The Bot”…coming this fall to KLAK…whether Ben likes it or not. NOTE: Just consider this a 20-minute art film.
As of this posting, we’re right on the edge of the 25th anniversary of the introduction of the DVD. Guess it’s finally ripe for Archivedom…
Benny-boy celebrates the first annual Silent Movie Day by…talking at great length about the silents. Nobody ever accused him of being sharp…
Whatdaya do when you’ve had your fill of analog media? Start hittin’ the ones and zeros…
Let us take an all-night flight to remember why USA once was “America’s Favorite Cable Network”…
Some of the most grody tunes we’ve ever covered fer sure, fer sure.
...because cassettes are for poseurs.
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All good things must come to an end…or must they?
A serious dissertation on the dangers of workplace stress and how to cope with it…using pure silliness.
…well, listen now to what the Archive says!* *Apologies to The Byrds
Teletext: Not just for Europeans anymore! Well, not really…
The Oddity Archiveland Service (OAS) has issued a WEATHER WARNING…warning.
Oddity Archive®: Where the thrills are cheap as radio, and radio is cheap as thrills…
Uh-oh. Benny-boy's playing preservationist again...
Benny-boy’s unintentional swan song…or is it?
…or, how Bing Crosby’s golf game launched a technological revolution.
Myasthenia is better than Yourasthenia. So there.
It’s a Vinyl and VHS Christmas! It’s not anywhere near as cool as it sounds…
With (backhanded, insincere) apologies to Hunter S. Thompson: Film Preservation is a cruel and shallow nitrate ditch, a long celluloid hallway where good films rot. That’s just the negative side.
Spending Thanksgiving with some prime, succulent, deep cuts of…the Archive.
You’re not getting older. Just crazier…
Life has gotten so tangled lately. As such, let’s roll things back to the absolute (commercial) basics of Halloween…
Looking at a trio of (slightly misguided) discs touting Pioneer Laserdiscs and Home Theater gear…
Just when you thought the Archive couldn’t possibly get any more tacky…
It’s not just VHS…it’s SUPER VHS!
Either the all-time most beautiful or most psychedelic episode of the Archive…we’re not sure.
A film made especially for the occasion by Swedish documentarian Hans Krullitzer.
Featuring some of the genuine leg ends of Rock N’ Roll!
Well, my (working) Summer Vacation turned into a (working) Summer Staycation…
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…or, how an unlikely hit album launched an even more unlikely tidal wave of cash-ins and imitators. In a way, it’s the perfect Archivism.
Some shows were pre-destined to land in the dumpster or collide with the ol’ bulk eraser…here are five of them that have (at least) somewhat cheated fate.
…or, the Archive’s idea of nocturnal delight.
Oddity Archive®: Now in our exclusive EP (Endless Play) Mode!
A springtime-fresh bouquet of ferric (or chrome) goodness!
Time to leave the ol’ cassette 4-tracker behind…
We interrupt this episode of Oddity Archive to bring you…a bunch of other interruptions.
It’s a love obsession at the Archive!
Please silence your phones, mobile devices and other electronics…actually don’t. You won’t be able to hear this episode otherwise.
A history lesson so big, it’s gonna have to be its own subseries.
Saying goodbye to the decade that brought us selfies, Alexa, and fidget spinners…and not a minute too soon.
Would you please make welcome to the Archive…tap-dancing Christmas trees, teddy bears that can wipe out entire armies and…Dennis.
Guaranteed to get stuck in your head for days…er, weeks…er, months…er, years after viewing!
Getting the History of Home Video train back on track with the first great (albeit rather dull) camcorder format.
It takes a LOT of sacrifice to maintain the Archive…
Another batch of (no more than) 7.5ips goodness…straight from the hea-a-a-arrt.
…or, Ben enters the Loss Prevention Protection Program.
Our seventh annual marathon of soft rock and mullets…lots and lots of mullets.
…and the jackpot goes up to 178…episodes, that is!
A banquet of oversaturated and generation-lossy goodness from the Archive! Fill-in-the-blankwave fans will love it.
Oddity Archive®: On the cutting edge of amateur, home recording (as of 1965).
A special limited addition—because we don’t think this’ll sell too well.
Ben gets far more than he bargained for…and it was hardly a bargain.
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Recorded not-live at the fabulous Archive Theatre!
In the name of commercial appeal, the Archive cheapens itself to toilet humor.
About a year ago, I came across a pair of unmarked, somewhat damaged 8mm films. Since they both needed some repair, it seemed like a good time for an educational OA episode.
Like in sports, sometimes musicians need a rebuilding season. I promise, it starts resembling "real" music this time…
Search Frame 30609. Then, add in 29,000. Then, multiply by .84. Then, write down your findings (in order). You are now ready to begin watching this episode of Oddity Archive.
A genuine(ly twisted) labor of love from your friends at the Oddity Archive®.
A massive dose of hissy, sticky goodness that should never be degaussed after midnight!
Our trucks are currently scouring your neighborhood with sophisticated equipment to detect anyone watching our show illegally. Don’t you dare question how we do it. Punks.
Let us take another dip into the well of televised municipal culture…
New year, old hindrances…
Some Christmas oddities (and one not-so-oddity) with a real bang to them!
The Archive finally acquires some genuine off-air U.K. tapes…complete with some genuine U.K. mold (er, mould).
Another fragrant bouquet of dusty, musty, moldy slabs of wax!
The future of the common audiocassette is (er, was) here!
IT’S BA-ACK!
Well, I kinda killed the Archive’s old LaserKaraoke machine…and I’d been threatening to upgrade the main Laserdisc player. Upgrade time!
More 8 frames-per-second at 1,800 revolutions-per-minute goodness from the darkest pits of the Archive!
We haven't had a good roast in awhile, have we?
Attempting to realize a viewer’s vision of an old-school, drive-in theater—at home.
By (inexplicably) popular demand, the Rock N’ Roll equivalent to “American Movie” rolls on.
Archive HQ Version 2.0. Was it worth it?
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Let’s close our Beautiful Downtown Aurora years without any tears (maybe).
The Archive is getting ready to leave Beautiful Downtown Aurora. Better look at some of our local stuff before we go.
…because the first reel-to-reel worked so well.
Finally! An Archive episode with true A E S T H E T I C S!
Funny how a little kiddie music, a little commercialism and a heaping helping of Easy Listening stewed in someone’s garage for 40+ years equals such a lovely sonic bouquet.
These talking pictures will never catch on…come to think of it, these didn’t.
No Billy Joel songs were harmed in the making of this episode.
The Archive sets sail for the United Kingdom in search of some unusual computer storage and sharing methods—we weren’t disappointed.
This is what happens when Benny-boy’s control-freak tendencies get the best of him. Honestly, it’s not too terrible. Shame the product is mediocre.
Bring your earplugs! And, no, this isn’t false modesty—these recordings are pretty harsh (in every meaning of the word).
More hissy (and at times, indecipherable) goodness from the deepest, darkest depths of the Archive.
No fees! No contracts! No service! Dial 1-800 ARCHIVE and save 0%!
Broken equipment, bad records and loopy videos—in other words, your standard Archive Christmas.
Oddity Archive® Vinyl: Now 50% lighter and with 50% more foreign debris!
The Archive returns to its deepest roots (largely because it was convenient).
Let’s reminisce about the great bully/child abductor epidemic of the ‘90’s.
The scariest (in the existentialist sense, at least) Archive Halloween to date!
A double (if not triple) dose of failure. You know you love it.
This offer will expire without notice! Order now!
I was burning incense on not-quite vinyl (while listening to Playtapes) before you were. Take that, hipsters.
New from Sing Alone Video!
A cooking show—Archive style.
A King-sized episode for a King-sized anniversary. Of course, we can't play any actual Elvis, so let's look at some of the cash-ins based around the man.
What’cha doin’ on your rump? Hopefully, you’re watching this episode!
12 inches of Archivian goodness!
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And welcome to the Oddity Ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-arc-arch-(SLAP)-Archive!
With all this talk of so-called “mobile devices” these days, it seemed worth taking a look into.
No, this isn’t about those 100 million (or more) copies of “Titanic” and “Jerry Maguire”—useless as they are.
A mere 5 years in the making! You’d never know it though…
And welcome to the Oddity Archive…the show that rapidly contracts and expands—but clearly not rapidly enough.
Oddity Archive®: Now with new Superlife® coating!
It’s (100% showtune-free) Musical March (read: Audio Geek March, “Musical March” is just a lot catchier) in Archiveland! Let’s kick it off with a little reevaluation of a format that I’ve bashed in the past.
Crank up the Fisher-Price turntable!
‘Tis the season for love—and love gone down the garbage disposer.
Bargain Bennie is having his all-time biggest sale on local (and regional) TV commercials! Get ‘em before they’re gone!
Looking at the Interactive Program Guide’s especially awkward adolescence.
The most deep-hurtingest Christmas ever!
The second (and hopefully final) installment in the Archive’s “Idiot’s Guide” how-to series.
Another Thanksgiving episode? Must be time to unload some more proverbial turkeys (now more cynically than ever)!
…because as we all know, learning is most fun with famous people.
This is your Civil Defense announcer speaking (er, typing) with a VERY important message. But first, this nearly 27-minute Oddity Archive episode. NOTE: Yes, I’m well aware that the LP’s discussed in the video have nothing to do with the Conelrad broadcasting stuff—just humor me, will ya?
The Archive takes it to the max--the Betamax, that is.
…because I haven’t REALLY opened myself up to mass criticism for a long time now.
Oddity Archive: Your home for absurd, costly and borderline-useless “broadcast” experiments since 2015!
Oddity Archive®: Now in ULTRA lo-fi!
Crank it up and sing along! The madness will naturally follow.
Have your credit cards handy because we're about to launch our own Home-Shopping-type channel! What could possibly go wrong?
…dragging the Record Ripoff concept kicking and screaming out of the 70’s. What the hell was I thinking?!?
A little success, a little failure, a little intrigue, a little frustration. In other words, your standard between-season break for Ben.
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It’s been a long and difficult season. Let’s end it with something fun (if I can figure out how to assemble these toys, that is).
Can you really become “techno-hip” all because of a computer chip?
It’s the 100th episode of the Archive and the expectations are high. Guess we better do something good and commercial.
The Archive attempts to preserve some (intentionally) disposable culture. It was inevitable.
The most risque episode of the Archive since...the last one.
The Oddity Archive® strives to provide the best and latest in home theater tune-ups. They still make laserdiscs, right?
...or, Ben vs. Another Expensive Hobby or, Ben cures the hams or, Ben was already a total ham. Why make it worse?
Dramamine? Check. Airsick bag? Check. My confidence? Nope.
The Oddity Archive® keeps you up to date with what’s hot—as long as the system doesn’t crash—again.
Lots of effort for little (or no) reward? Sounds about right for the Archive.
Movies pressed on records? Should've waited for the 21st century (the hipsters would love it).
The donations were multiplying like, well, rabbits. I figured y'all were trying to tell me something. (Did I really just type "y'all"? Heaven help me.)
Some of you aren't singing. Don't think I can't tell.
You wanted a history lesson, you got a history lesson. Hope you don't mind a really, really long slideshow.
I got a message from the Action Max. “I’m crappy. Hope you’re crappy, too.”
VCR Ephemera, or, Oddity Archive for beginners.
Oddity Archive: Now in high-pile carpetvision!
Recently, we came into a small jackpot of Pickwick albums. Given this label's long-standing history with the Archive, it only seemed appropriate to devote an entire episode to the king of all "drugstore" labels.
Oddity Archive®: Also available for birthday parties, weddings and bar mitzvahs.
Breaker for a short-short. This is the Oddity Archive. What's yer handle, good buddy?
The 3rd annual Archive LaserKaraoke Party is on (sort of)!
Naughty words WITHOUT Oddity Archive® – 22 Naughty words WITH Oddity Archive® – 21
Today's burning question: Is it pronounced "stare-eo" or "steer-eo"?
The Archive is back on YouTube! But, not without (desperately) seeking out some alternatives in the meantime.
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The Archive has been deemed obsolete. Irony noted.
boxes Boxes. BOXES!!!
It's a computer! It's a home video unit! It's a video game console! It's...a little underdeveloped.
An (unintentional) almost-three years in the making...
Every now and then we get to thinkin' you'd like to hear somethin' from us done nice and easy. Well, lemme tell ya, we don't do NOTHIN' "nice and easy"...
How many times do I have to tell you, China Cabinet? The money is NOT in the fishtank!
Because, you know, VIDEOcassette board games went so well...
Q: y u no duvide gams? A: Because I'm not that kind of girl--er, wait. Did you mean "Video Games"? I guess...
Maybe all those DuMont jokes in all the 50's-centric Archive episodes will make sense now. Maybe.
Ladies' man that Ben and Ed are, they didn't really need this. This is really for all the lonely folks (especially the guys) that watch the Archive.
You asked, we gave. $683.43 will now be added to your next phone bill.
After being asked all year about what Ben thinks the next generation of oddities will be, a New Year's special seemed to be in order (somehow).
This episode is dedicated to----you, Amber.
And welcome to the Oddity Archive, the show that isn't afraid to piss off VHS fetishists.
Ben reviews the Archive (and then the world imploded).
Well, that only took a year-and-a-half to follow through with another Local TV installment. No, this wasn't painful at all.
Test-driving a new, potential recurring concept, "Archive Wares". The idea is to look at items from the golden age of infomercials ('80's through early 2000's) and their ads and/or tutorial videos. Given that it's Halloween, it seemed only natural to discuss the most nightmare-inducting product sold via infomercials: the "Rejuvenique Facial Toning System".
This year's (apparently now requisite) Halloween album review. This was actually meant to be just a minisode, but it ran really long. Consider it a "bonus" Archive episode.
The most headache-inducing Archive episode to date. Guaranteed.
WARNING: This episode is coated in a new, ultra high-tech substance that may cause colorful sparks to emit from your computer. Also, <<
For all the time we've spent with this format, a full look at it (and its offshoots) seemed only natural.
Is there really such a thing as too much LaserKaraoke? Let's find out with this special double (if not triple) length episode!
Copying this video may cause your computer to randomly burst into flames. The Archive assumes no liability.
We've only just begun...to hurt.
Another existential crisis in Archive-land? Get your head out of your ass, Benny boy! NOTE: If viewing this episode on a Pioneer VP-1000 unit (Serial #'s: 12467-21804), please turn your frame display function to the ON position.
So much for taking a break...
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Alternate Title: How to Survive an Unprovoked Attack From Your Electric Mixer.
***THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A ***SEVERE FALSE NOSTALGIA WARNING*** FOR YOUR AREA UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE***
It's time for a few changes in Archiveland.
Wait, there's a logic to all this?
The Archive gathers together all your favorite '70's hits--then realizes that the major labels, the RIAA, etc. would have our nuts in a sling over it. More ripoff records it is then! All 70's edition!
Alternate Title: Why Ben should never make a full "behind-the-scenes" episode. Alternate Title #2: Ben stammers for 38 minutes. Alternate Title #3: Why Ben will never get a date.
...because only Ben would be stupid enough to devote an entire regular Archive episode to between-show filler.
If V.D. really is for everybody, why don't I have it?
The Archive is currently experiencing technical difficulties...LOTS of them...and Ben refuses to take responsibility. So there.
Don't screw with Jam Handy!
...because salesmen need the comfort of knowing that their product is truly the answer to all problems (consumerist OR existential).
Have you ever wanted to make "melons" in real estate? If so, you've come to the right place!
Five forgotten holiday albums that will...more than likely remain forgotten.
An interesting, but (unsurprisingly) failed, early attempt at multimedia interactivity.
Ben's still having nightmares about being forced to play charades with Rich Little.
VHS vs. Beta? How 1977...
Forced to discuss his fourth knockoff Disco record in a row, Ben has a slight meltdown.
Come visit the Archive Children's Disco before it's condemned!
Learn to gamble--Archive style! God help us...
And Ben thought it would just be another cool toy for his collection. How naive...
Or, as Ben likes to call it, the Max Headroom Incident's annoying, less creative little brother.
Covert broadcasts...and how to decode them (your results may vary).
Seeing as the Archive somehow managed to hit the 30 episode mark, it seemed like a good time to throw a nice, little (tax-deductible) party. Plus, Ben sings a viewer poll-selected song (a move that was instantly regretted by all who voted).
What do you mean Ben is fashion-challenged?
Featuring such great (non-)hits from the likes of Hairy Nielsen, BAAB, William Turkey and many, many more! Order today!!!
Because nothing says "Happy 200th, America" like crappy "collectibles", Up With People and bizarre Government films.
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Ever wanted to know the absolute root of the Oddity Archive? Well, it involves a creepy guy in a Hamster costume...
Things have gotten so dire at The Archive that Ben's been forced to take a "real" job. Join him as he takes a look at his potential employers' training videos.
Can pure rock sound really hard-boil an egg? Of course not. It does make for some wicked "deviled" eggs though.
What is it about end logos and FBI Warnings that scared so many children of the VHS era?
Because you can (apparently) never have enough nukes...
It's the feel-good episode of the year as Ben discusses the (in)famous British Nuclear War preparedness campaign.
Temporarily exiled from the big leagues of Internet TV, Ben (again, temporarily) sets up camp at his local Public Access outlet.
Join Ben as he discusses some of the Dating Services of the 1980's to present. And, if you're good, maybe Ben will let you join him in his own quest for a date.
?segassem lanimilbus tahW ?huH Everyone knows there are no subliminal messages in music...(!slatrom nwod wob ,woN)
Given how much we discuss TV on the Archive, a history lesson seemed in order.
It's movie day at the Archive! Unfortunately, due to copyright issues, you're not invited. But, at least you can join us for an intermission reel (conveniently containing all Public Domain footage!).
Ceefax and Keyfax, Nite-Owl and Cable Chuckles, oh my...
All Ben wanted for Christmas was a silent night...
The 13th episode is a very unlucky one for Ben as he discusses some (all too often, rather off) U.S. Kiddie Show hosts from the early 1950's through the late 1990's.
Because we always like to go the extra mile (at least, when it's convenient), the Archive tackles TWO lists of the worst of the (19)90's: The top 4 Trendy Turkeys and the top 4 Technological Turkeys of the (again, 19)90's.
The Oddity Archive will now be switching to scrambled mode. Please turn on your (preferably, circa 1984) decoder box now.
An Archive double header: The two most famous occurrences of Broadcast Signal Hijacking (well, save for the Max Headroom Incident) are discussed here.
We still get a lot of flack for this episode (did you really think there were 37 minutes of odd VHS endings out there?). Nonetheless, it's still a favorite.
Join Ben as he launches his own 1-900 number. What could possibly go wrong?
VHS or Beta? Laserdisc or CED? What the hell is a CED anyway? These burning questions (amongst others) answered in this episode!
Meet the artists that made the likes of Joan Baez and Pete Seeger fear for their careers.
The Archive's most infamous episode--for some reason.
Interested in seeing a clown so laid-back, he forgets he's on camera? Now about a Hawaiian teen idol with a pen fetish? Maybe an American Bandstand ripoff with an evil spirit hosting? If you answered yes to any of these questions, watch this episode--then seek immediate professional help.
Remember when TV stations used to go off the air late at night? Anyone?
An informal (not to mention, loose) history of Civil Defense Broadcasting in the U.S.
On the night of Sunday, November 22nd, 1987, a mysterious figure in a Max Headroom mask hijacked two Chicago TV stations. Spoiler alert: The perpetrators were never found.
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Some folks surf the ocean waves during the summer, others surf the magnetic tape waves. Take a wild guess which one I partake in…
Sergei’s back…and so is his preferred spot on the dial!
Consider this a dig through a living time capsule of the late 2000’s…
A special, “by-request” Ben’s Junk! Because no one can ever get enough of Ben’s Junk…
Either I was WAY ahead of my time or WAY behind. I’m still not sure…
Turn off the lights, close the blinds, crank the A/C and chill out to the Oddity Archive…
Six of the absolute most uncool albums I’ve ever discussed...even by my standards.
Old, musty and dusty. In other words, a perfect descriptor for Ben’s Junk!
It only took an audio nerd like me until 2024 to acquire an SPL meter. It only took me until 2026 to use it.
Despite my best efforts, enshittification has finally arrived in Archiveland.
A sampling of magnetic oxide goodness from the early days of home video…and...no discs, thank you very much.
At long last, the Archive boards the Satellite of Love…
As close to J-Pop as we’re ever getting in Archiveland…
Not intended as a flex in any way, shape or form.
Benny-boy’s (non-accredited) Audio School is back in session!
Let’s take an affectionate look at the Archive’s second-most famous resident (second only to the cardboard box). Benny-boy falls somewhere much farther down the list.
All thrifting footage must go! No reasonable offer will be refused!
Three tasty morsels from the kinescope era...
All I want for Christmas is…a nice, little tree for Archive HQ.
SPOILER ALERT: No, “Die Hard” is not on my list.
Just looking over some uniquely Archivian gift ideas…
Maybe I need to join RCA (Record Collectors Anonymous, that is)…
Another one from the “couldn’t afford it back then” file…
Here we go trying to time travel again…
A bubbling cauldron of...things that would make a witch gag.
Let’s scare ourselves to death with…a discussion of a handful of comedies.
Karaoke is back in Archiveland! No lasers this time though.
Probably the only time you'll ever see a drama on PD Theatre. It just seemed appropriate right now.
We will only accept the most wood-grain and polyester sounds here in Archiveland!
NOTE: OA-generated content will vary in quality, will be inaccurate, and shouldn’t be relied on for professional advice.
Oddity Archive®: Now presented in “Mosquito Net-Vision”*! *patent pending
…because a plain old screwdriver was just too gosh darn simple.
Yes, more shiny, 12-inchers…laserdiscs, that is. Get your mind out of the gutter.
Rotting DVD-R’s and shedding videotapes? Must be Archiveland.
This should be the last of these update videos…
Ain’t no microphone gonna tie me down!
The most un-portable portable TV of all time! I like it anyway.
Hot off the presses--recorded overnight. Let's just say things are moving a bit quickly right now.
Ya coulda had a Keaton, but instead the viewers spoke and chose...AliExpress Martin & Lewis.
WARNING: This update includes some unpleasant and frank medical discussion which may upset some viewers. Please watch at your own discretion.
Taking a look at quite possibly the world's last working Action-brand portable TV. Last, not because it's rare or anything, it's just THAT poorly made.
Well, I haven’t really been able to go thrifting in the better part of a year. Time for the thrifting to come to me!
Some people take in stray dogs and cats. I (apparently) take in stray early home video tapes.
77 LP’s (and a stray 45) in an hour. Now, THAT is efficiency…
I always wanted a pinball machine…
With all the hype about the 50th anniversary of the Betamax home video format, let’s not forget the 40th anniversary of…SuperBeta(max).
Sportsarama®: Somehow even less convenient than scheduling an actual game of tennis (or hockey or handball)!
Let’s celebrate (Halfway to) Halloween with…half a Halloween movie franchise collection.
True Archive® excitement, doled out by the pound…
Fulfilling another one of my utterly pointless life missions…almost.
Easter Eggs are earned, my friend…
You’ve heard of “oddware”, right? This is outright “deadware”.
Hey, hey…the Ben’s Junk items I was gonna cover fell through. Let’s get nostalgic.
…because it’s (apparently) cool to be contrarian.
Benny-boy covers a projector…but not a film projector. Blasphemy, I know.
Mono reprocessed for stereo? How quaint. How ‘bout stereo reprocessed for surround sound?
The OA soundtrack album was SUPPOSED to be the most tricked-out CD of all time…of course, things didn’t pan out. And, yes, this may very well be the geekiest, most jargon-heavy discussion I’ve ever given.
My first steel string acoustic guitar…which was even cheaper than the ones Esteban was hawking on TV at the time.
Out in the stores there’s so much clutter/Let’s listen to Benny-boy groan and mutter…
A product so nice, I had to review it twice…
You can get anything you want at Benny-boy’s (non-existent) Restaurant…
An Up Beat (by my standards) look at an issue of Down Beat magazine. Now, excuse me while I clap out-of-rhythm…
A radio that’ll send you into outer space…8 times!
Discussing the great swindle that is my little parody of “Halloween III”…and mustaches.
Grab yer pardner, do-si-do…and go thrifting with ol’ Benny-boy!
I set out to discuss laserdiscs and wound up on a tear about various movies. Ain’t that always the way?
Keep losing that remote control? Perhaps there’s just too many gosh-darn buttons? We’ve got a (borderline-toy) solution for you!
A color bar generator called “Little HUEy”. No, it’s not a Norm MacDonald joke…I think.
Truly from the audiovisual litterbox, an impractical solution to a problem that didn’t/doesn’t exist. Or, Benny-boy officially becomes a cat herder...and hoarder.
Mold®: Now available in yellow and brown!
The little brats are finally back in school. Let’s go thrifting…
A trip back to the late-90’s. Of course, that means being unnecessarily EXTREEEEME!!!! (insert dorky camera zoom)
Something I never thought I’d have…warm, gooey nostalgia for the Y2K era.
After making the Great Time Machine episodes in 2023, I was offered another unit in exchange for transferring some tapes. I may not have gotten the better part of that deal.
(with apologies to Frank Sinatra) …’cause it’s Vidicraft, wicked Vidicraft. And, although I know it’s strictly taboo…
Spend the 4th of July the American way…shopping for junk.
A quick experiment evolves (er, devolves) into a borderline documentary…on the subject of cleaning mold off an old ¾” “U-Matic” videotape. And they say OA isn’t mainstream…
Ben’s 3(.0)rd attempt at FM, Part 15-legal microbroadcasting! Let’s see if it’s the charm…
Ben christens his newly-functional laptop…by playing a little Slim Whitman.
An unintentional episode of Oddity Archive…After Dark…in the most literal sense.
Benny-boy’s (non-accredited) Physical Media Studies class is now in session!
The saga continues. On and on…and on…and on…
Don’t wanna wait for Stereo TV’s to be invented? Here ya go!
Inconvenience and mildly annoy those evil VCR thieves with the Videolok!
Trying to bulk dump the contents of the DVR. Here’s how NOT* to do it… *No Hard Drives were harmed in the making of this episode. It was reinstalled and all material is still 100% intact.
Come on down to Crazy Benny’s for…a bunch of audiocassettes that you probably don’t care about.
Thumbing through the catalog of the hottest new video format (by OA standards).
For us old fartknockers that haven’t yet warmed up to stretch-o-vision…
Some livestreamers run PC games…Benny-boy likes to run Betamax tapes.
Archiveco Home Theatre®: Now serving Lawn Guyland & New Joisey!
The tech geek equivalent of rummaging through someone’s medicine cabinet…
…because Benny-boy apparently goes through mini stereos like (insert absurdly famous pop star) goes through boyfriends.
Looking at the Rifftrax collection…with only minimal snark…which may very well go against the laws of riff comedy.
From that part of the Archive that’s a bit like that old take-out in the back of your fridge…that you forgot about.
Just hear those cash tills jing-a-ling’—ring-ting-tinga-ling…
Oddity Archive®: Now in glorious Hi-Fi Mono!
Dragging out the Summer a little longer…whether you like it or not.
Well, it does du all, I’ll give it that…
A little device with a lot of potential…but does it live up to it?
Oddity Archive®: Only for the most SelecTiVe viewers!
The Archive phones it in…phoneVISION, that is.
It’s everybody’s favorite new (not quite) nerdy game show…Fix It or Forget It!!!
Celebrating the 25th OA Thrifting video by doing one in Minnesohta, doan ‘cha know?
Some people’s sinuses come back from Arizona…my AV-3600 came back from Arizona—arguably the same headache.
Coming right at the end of the usefulness for something like this. Let’s see if it’s too little, too late…or right on time.
Some things don’t come easy…like the first thrifting video of 2023 (more than halfway into the year, no less).
Hope you have your June tree up (ideally, something deciduous), 'cause we're about to celebrate Christmas in June.
A ferric-oxide (or metal, depending on the tape) baptism…by fire.
Hey! Nice rack, Benny-boy! (snicker)
Oddity Archive and MTV have a momentary cease-fire to appreciate some 80’s tuneage.
Some like roses on a date, some like candy. Benny-boy likes uncatalogued analog magnetic media.
What—Me Ramble?
…because I MUST get my Diamond Rio loaded (ideally, with Diamond Rio songs)!
For how much TV I watched when I was younger, it’s a wonder my brains didn’t completely leak out of my ears. See the beginning of the de-evolution of Benny-boy here…
For those looking to up their YouTube microphone game…had such a thing existed in 1988.
You wanted more Oddity Archive…After Dark? Here ya go. Just don’t expect anything too hot.
Please inspect Ben’s Junk for damage before use…and let it warm up for awhile…and don’t point it at anything bright for more than a second or two. You know what, forget it.
And the quest for that form of copy protection that’ll make my VCR burst into flames continues…
Old year, old junk. Poetic, ain’t it?
The merriest* thrifting video of the year! *FACT CHECK: Mostly false.
Even old scrooge Benny-boy has those Christmas tunes that get his foot (arrhythmically) a-tappin’.
It’s (apparently) a fine line between your TV and a taxi meter…
…or, as some might call it, “Ben’s Final Descent Into Madness”.
I think I have some ‘splainin’ to do regarding this one. NOTE: I recorded this back in early June (2022) as a fail-safe in case the thrifting episode I was trying to make fell through. Some of the points discussed here are now outdated.
Mom, can we buy some Halloween? (see title for answer)
A rather unprofessional look at a truly professional piece of gear. Such is the Archive… And, yes, “Junk” is used in the loosest way possible here.
…or, Ben gets nostalgic for other people’s nostalgia.
Hey Buddy, wanna see some early 20th century movie theater slides? Didn’t think so.
Hope you like fussy, fidgety, unintuitive setups…and 45-minute Ben’s Junks.
…and the single most challenging project I’ve ever taken on…continues to kick my butt. Share in the frustration, won’t you?
Testing out a potential, new occasionally recurring thing in which I undertake minor repairs on some item…and, as always, mock it a bit.
Taken while shooting the AM Stereo episode. If nothing else, it was the least sticker-shock-intensive part of the trip.
A truly nice little radio (especially on the AM front)…and a nice little prelude to the OA 10th Anniversary episode.
Mother Nature: (throws flash floods, tornadoes, derechos and blizzards at Archive HQ) Ben: I get the hint already! Geez…
It’s a(n apparent) fine line between deep expressionism and wonky student film.
Got a new phone (not by choice)…which means a new camera…which means…test drive time!
Tackling one of the great urban legends of the Laserdisc format. Are there any “good” copies of Eraser? And, no, I’m not referring to the film itself.
CRT’s are for squares…which we proudly are.
Please note, these are the statements of an analog-brained lunatic and are probably woefully inaccurate. In other words, never give an analog brain a computer.
A casual chat…if only because the prospect of the sixth “Ben’s Junk” in a row was too much to bear.
A little (non-alcoholic) wine, a little song...which'll all cease if the price is right. Otherwise, we'll chat and I may pick a techie brain or two.
It takes a lot to keep Ben’s Junk together…‘cause Ben’s Junk ain’t no good when it’s distorted and out-of-sync.
Flying by the seat of Benny's ripped (by wear and tear) jeans using only an iPad and his (half-)wit to try and raise money for a new computer.
Ben recreates the best TV program of all time—the color bars!
For those about to rock (in 11/4 time), we salute you…
An addendum to the “Prehistoric UHF” episode…and the “ONTV/Pay TV Vol. 2” episode—about three years too late.
After last week’s video, I had to seek a 600-second miracle of my own. It seems to involve turning into a less-charming Daniel Johnston.
A little mythbusting (and philosophizing)…OA style.
At long last, Ben’s Junk gets the clap…per.
Feeling nostalgic for those early YouTube potato video captures? I’ve got just the scratch for that itch…
Not so much chosen for musical content, but because of the long spaces between phrases and major volume drops. Shame it isn't more EQ'd, this'd the ultimate stress test for a PCM unit otherwise.
Going down a mental rabbit hole…in the most Archivian way possible.
Move over, “History of the Eagles”. There’s a new rock doc opus in town…
Run, run Rudolph…towards another pile of junk!
‘Tis the season…for holiday specials. Here’s some of my favorites…
Does Ben really think he’s better than Chuck Swirsky? That freakin’ liberal…
Finally getting into this newfangled digital camera stuff…whatdaya mean you can’t get 3.5” floppies anymore?!?
0:01 - Thereminiature (featuring Sty Lo Phone) (A bit of B-Movie cheese) 1:36 - Pavanned (Version 6.66) (A half parody of/half tribute to the Alan Parsons Project)
Get a witches shawl on and find a broomstick you can crawl on…and go thrifting with Benny-boy! (snap, snap)
A half-hour Ben’s Junk? You might say the machine caused it to run reely long.
Most people would rent a video once…Benny-boy was just insane enough to rent the same tapes over and over…then eventually buy them.
I got things just a hare wrong the first time around, so let’s hop to another round of tests…
There’s plenty in the OA oven right now, just none of it is rising.
A bit of VHSMR for everyone…
Thrifting can be a real drag…but not when Ben’s around!
The Archive delivers its first real travelogue…granted, it was all of a half-hour away from home, but still.
You wanted a history lesson? You got a history lesson!
Of course, I had to pick up a rare and unusual deck for a tape cleaning rig. Also, not to be confused with the Akai GX-220D.
Featuring deals so far outta sight, they’re outta mind!
If ever an OA episode needed a commentary track, it’s this one…
A double-(4)-header of D-VHS (when possible) goodness!
Could it be I’ve finally stumbled onto the rightful heir of the VCR? Looks like it…
A late-night, low-light, romantic fishing expedition with everybody’s favorite Oddity Archivist…fishing for ArchiveAnnex material, that is.
Can a (relative) cheapie from Menard’s drag the Archive’s off-air recording capabilities (kicking and screaming) into the 21st century? Sort of…
It’s time to get down to business in Archiveland!
Just when you thought the Archive couldn’t get any more phake…
You’ll be green with envy over these finds…or not.
No one should ever get this excited over something this mundane… Or, this CRT is 20 AF…y’all.
Only about seven years in the making… With the occasional small liberty, a recreation of the first, commercially-available home videotape recording setup in North America. Depending on your perspective, it’s either hardcore or half-baked.
Finishing up the trilogy of belatedly-acquired, nostalgically-motivated miniature video game consoles…
Time to get back in the groove! (dodges tsunami of rotten produce)
Fillin’ up the ol’ one-horse open sleigh with…some junk.
We be stylin’…stylus(in’), that is…y’all.
A slow-speed ramble for a slow-speed format.
You can keep your fancy digital cameras, thank you very much.
It’s the first Archive Thrifting Spooktacular! Strangely enough, it’s probably one of the least scary Thrifting episodes to date.
October 4, 2020 marked the 125th anniversary of comedian/filmmaker Buster Keaton’s birth. Consider this the Archive’s (slightly belated and rambling) tribute to one of the greats…
Since I had S-VHS and VCR’s on the brain already (moreso than usual), it seemed like the right time to revisit one of the early, ultra-wonky Ben’s Junk topics.
Somehow I started with what I thought was a pretty cool-sounding canned rhythm (running through a guitar delay pedal) and wound up with a Jean-Michel Jarre pastiche. No idea how I got there.
Ok, time for my side of the story...
Representing the dry, yet thoughtful end of Episode 200...
I was informed that the regular version was too upbeat and concise for the Episode 200 OA documentary. This was my best attempt at making it as dreary and hazy as possible.
A rare, intimate, bedroom edition of Ben’s Junk…
Meet the Archive’s new (to us) 8-track deck…
Initially intended as a full-band "electric" tune, but recorded as a folk piece back in 2004. Sixteen years later, I'm finally getting around to an electric version--albeit with some slightly cinematic modifications.
…or, Ben’s weirdest pet-project to date! (kerchunk)
Archive Thrifting is a magical tool of last resort…Why? Because it NEVER fails!
OA calling CQ, hopefully DX, lookin’ for the QT on the DL while TCB.
The Archive gets secure...or just paranoid.
My half-salute to/half-parody of those especially tacky late '60's/early '70's Moog Synthesizer albums. The cheese factor goes to 11 here. This was created...without a Moog. Instead, I used a Behringer Neutron monophonic synth (more potential whiz-bang sound effects than my Moog MG-1) and a circa 1972 Whippany Rhythm Master. This was recorded with the general limitations of this period of recording gear.
In honor of the "Switched-On Archive" episode, I figured I'd make two pieces of music, one to represent both extremes of the trend of late '60's/early '70's Moog Synthesizer albums--the good and the "bad". This rendition of the Archive's usual theme song is intended to salute/work within the realm of the album that (unwittingly) started it all, Wendy Carlos' "Switched-On Bach" (1968). This was created entirely on a Moog MG-1 and was done strictly within the realm of what was possible in the late '60's and early '70's. Keeping in spirit with the original, monophonic synths of the '60's, I used NONE of the polyphonic settings.
Question #196.5: What is the Quiz Wiz lacking? Multiple Choice: A. An objective B. A reward C. Entertainment value D. All of the above
A genuine televisual feast.
Time to take a bet(t)a look at the Archive’s first Betamax—from before the Archive even existed (in every sense).
Well, my last attempt at a semi-regular home audio recording rig failed…and my regular laptop is on its last legs. Here’s my attempt at solving both issues at once.
Please note that this episode may not run correctly unless your monitor is running at a minimum of 256 colors and your system has at least 12MB of available RAM.
Benny-boy’s (non-accredited) Audio School is now in session!
Lookin’ under the hood of Ben’s laserdisc player (quite appropriately) with some General Motors discs.
Now you can enjoy a classic OA sign-off without all that pesky talking and technical junk! F.D.G. = Fully Digital Gunk? Faulty Daily Gherkins? Make up your own acronym.
Yes, I bought another synth. Yes, I swatted myself on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper over my lack of self-control.
…or, what happens when ol’ Benny-boy decides he needs more than 2 microphone inputs.
An informal stroll few some cherry-picked titles from Ben’s (somewhat unintentional) collection of B-Movies and Cult Classics.
A would-be full-fledged video format episode…which got curtailed by (amazingly enough) a lack of computer stuff at Archive HQ.
Celebrating the true meaning of Boxing Day… a whole lotta furniture and carpet sales.
Just your standard, good, old-fashioned, combustible, unnerving, overpriced Country Christmas…
Can online audio mastering render audio mastering engineers obsolete? The short answer: No. Having said that, it’s not as bad as you’d think.
Guaranteed to keep this (internet) video from rolling!
Since we were already talkin’ Video8, it only seemed right to cover the Archive’s first camcorder…not to mention, a piece of gear still (as of this episode, at least) in regular use around Archive HQ.
Whatdaya mean you forgot you had a Moog? Also, synth snobs need not apply.
The first new piece of music I've written and released since 2012. As a challenge to myself, I tasked myself with creating a song using nothing but my old Moog/Realistic Concertmate MG-1 synthesizer--which is a REAL challenge given that I'm not a synth geek and my keyboard skills are dodgy at best. It also had to sound like something that could've been made and released around the time the synth was made (circa 1982). As such, effects are used sparingly and are confined to the basics (read: EQ, reverb & compression). Written as part of my ongoing attempts at creating some new, original incidental music for Oddity Archive. NOTE: Just in case you couldn't tell, the synth pics shown are NOT representative of the patches used.
Can your heart (or better yet, head) stand a trip through this haunted house? No, seriously, this is our most headache-inducing one yet.
Featuring our very Special Guest: Zippy The Chimp!
…or, The Space-Age Sounds of the Oddity Archive! (now available on vinyl and 3¾ips reel)
Who says Ben’s got no rhythm? He’s got 10 of them!
…or, how Ben unwittingly jumped on the “lo-fi” bandwagon.
Uh, oh. Ben’s geeking out again. Get comfy.
All seven minutes of the Archive’s low-grade, wannabe Frippertronics experiment! Earplugs are highly recommended.
Readin’ and dreamin’ ‘bout those Archivisms that’ll probably never happen.
New from K-Smell Records, it’s all those irritating moments that lead off each Record Ripoffs episode in one convenient package! ORDER NOW!!!
I was going a little stir crazy at the end of last season. So, naturally, I decided to add a little to my at-home clutter.
Let’s see if we can’t clear up some misconceptions about this episode…
The Archive finally gets to “see the X”! Spoiler: It’s a rock.
After a long delay…well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news.
A double dose of turn-of-the-millennium PC goodness!
DVD Easter Eggs? Nah, way too easy.
In a way, Laserdiscs never really outgrew their experimental phase. Here’s an informal, overview of SOME of the more idiosyncratic Laserdiscs out there (and/or their packaging).
While researching the recent VHS Distributors episode, I kept running into references to a publication known as the “Big Reel”. Turns out, it’s most (in)famous of the old film collector publications—and it’s easy to see why.
Another fixer-upper? In Archiveland? Never!!!
Tagline: Ben: Hey, good lookin’! How ‘bout I pick you up later? Attractive Lady: (smacks Ben so hard his fillings are rearranged) Ben: But it worked for the guy in the commercial…
Will our scrappy hero escape the clutches of the snow monster? Find out in our next installment: “Frosty The Slowman, or, Snow Thanks to You”!
We’re just a bunch of old softies…with a taste for bent story arcs.
Ben’s recovering from a virus (and middle-ear dysfunction). Sounds like a good time to do a (kiddie) camcorder review.
Wait, didn’t we already cover this? Talk about déjà vu…
Time to learn…that edutainment consoles rarely end well.
New year, more audio kit. It’s tradition, ya know?
A little stocking stuffer of yuletide caterwauling—er, caroling!
So, what is the Oddity Archive guy doing with a reissue console?
A (non-filling) seven-course meal of Turkey Day commercialism!
I’ve got search-for-a-reissue-of-the-original-Pac-Man-arcade-game fever…it’s driving me crazy.
The return of the Halloween album reviews! Now in screaming, spooktacular stereo!
A mere 3½ months in the making!
Archive Thrifting®: Now in ESTEREO!!!
The Archive’s first livestream since 2014…and just as lo-fi as ever.
Sergei’s Catacomb of Classics in stereo, anyone?
Looking into the most intimate areas of Ben’s…half-baked stereo system.
Already went over to a direct-drive cassette deck, might as well do the same with vinyl…
There were a precious few hallmarks of the old Archive HQ that I did NOT want to carry over. Speaker wire running all over the room was one of them.
…because I totally needed a bunch more junk to try and pack up.
Rather serendipitously, just in time to move, we’ve unearthed a promo video for an item that we’ve used on Archive many times—namely, the Talking House Transmitter. Talk about timing!
An early, talking board game—whose (nearly) every move is dictated by a tiny record.
Let’s unearth some (unintentional) pre-DVD Easter Eggs…
The MCS deck kinda got fried. Time for another fixer-upper!
At last! Ben reviews a K-Tel product!
…figured I’d better shoot at least one episode in Beautiful Downtown Aurora before leaving.
Testing out a new, potential subseries—and hitting every conceivable pothole along the way.
Let’s commit a bit of Luddite blasphemy, shall we?
What’s that thing with the face in the background? This, and many (well, a few) other questions will be answered at long last!
The second installment on CD cleaning/repair devices. Is it Royally good or Royal garbage?
Taking a look at (possibly) the first-ever CD cleaner/repair thing to ever hit the market. Is it a lost classic?
Ben’s second new (to him) cassette deck in a year. What makes this one so special?
It’s no secret that the LP’s discussed on Archive were usually (presumably) buried in someone’s backyard. Naturally, we’re open to any new method of cleaning them up.
…or, Telecine redux.
Ben gets ambitious with his Christmas lights—in that, he’s putting any up at all.
An especially dull (or sharp) edition of Ben’s Junk—it’s capable of both.
Taking a look at an external preamp for the turntable—largely only because the cool kids are into it.
Ben gets nostalgic for nostalgia—he’s meta like that.
The Archive gets nostalgic for nukes…
Remember the single-use 35mm camera? How ‘bout a single-use camcorder?
The Archive kicks it up a notch—or at least about one-fifth of one.
…and the great Archive A/V tune-up continues.
When researching the DBX episode, as best as I could gather, there were no (legit) pre-recorded DBX-encoded audiocassettes. Turns out there was a line of Classical tapes.
A slightly askew edition of Ben’s Junk. Let’s rectify that situation.
Remember kids, these are MY favorite albums, not yours. If there’s any overlap, consider it a happy accident.
Alternate Title: God, Ben! Don’t you listen to anything from this century?!?!
A decidedly different installment in the Ben’s Junk series. This time, I take a(n admittedly lengthy) stroll down memory lane about a family vacation from 20 years earlier.
Effectively tackling the three “(100% showtune-free) Musical March” episodes all at once. Who’da thunk old audio gear could be so controversial?
I’m ready for my mail, Mr. DeMille.
Ben helps save the environment—with bad audiobooks on a cheap, low-capacity, unalterable mp3 player!
A couple of obsolete, useless (to me) bits of Pay-TV history—so, of course, I bought them.
(conversation overheard at VTech, 1988) Boss: What’s a name that sounds good and smart for our quasi-educational video game console? Engineer: Um, Socrates! Boss: Is he smart? Engineer: Yeah. Boss: Perfect! What’s for lunch?
For all the overpriced hunks of plastic in my possession, it’s kind of a wonder that this segment of my record collection is so small.
I was downright embarrassed by my old CED Player (see the CED episode). Obviously, an upgrade was in order.
Like clockwork, I get my hands on a MD Walkman with a mic input just after I finish making the Minidisc episode. I swear it's a conspiracy.
A soldering kit for kids? Yeah, that about fits my skillset.
Superheroes? What are those?
Well, I already discussed Big Mouth Billy Bass. Might as well finish the 90’s/Gemmy/Talking Novelty Item concept.
Another weapon in the Archive’s—well, archiving arsenal.
ACTUAL (paid) TESTIMONIAL: Parenthood turned out to be a real bitch and we were totally unprepared. Thanks bob!
Yeah, there were some ghosts in the camera—or were they gremlins?
Fairly recent for an Archivism—let’s take a look at how the current generation of middle and high-schoolers grew up to be such narcissists.
Taking another stab at the now-infamous "zombie" disc.
Oh-oh, won’t you tell me again…and again…and again…
Lately, I've been getting asked quite a bit about my music collection. All I can say is, be careful what you wish for.
Discussing another bit of donated junk--'cause, you know, everybody apparently wants a hand in Ben's Junk.
A look at one of the many competitors to the Atari 2600.
A look at the first installment (and, to a lesser degree, the subsequent installments) of the recurring Record Ripoffs series. This is a commentary I’ve been wanting to do for awhile.
Taking a look at a (rather cryptic) promo reel for a series of silent, educational two-reelers.
I already discussed this one back on the VCR Ephemera episode, but didn't have one, so I couldn't test it. Let's rectify that situation.
Admittedly, a very stream-of-consciousness commentary here, but a(n apparently) necessary one.
Sometimes it takes a while for Ben's Junk to get in motion.
A wise man once said: “Save the big (stuff) for Ben’s Junk—it needs all the help it can get.”
It takes a steady hand to run one of these. Unfortunately, that's something I sorely lack.
The one time where it's ok to giggle at Ben's Junk.
As promised, here's the second installment on the CD-I collection. Was it worth the wait?
Let’s just say it all just kind of fell into my lap.
Ben geeks out about guitars for 25 minutes. Watch at your own peril.
Filmed for inclusion on the CED episode (Episode 92), but left off for time.
The Archive dusts off a minor (albeit severely butchered) art-house classic. Merry Christmas!
What's with the box? Who's that creepy guy in the intro? Is Chuck Swirsky really a freakin' nerd? Those questions (and more) will be answered in this video.
'Cause, you know, Thanksgiving, food...it all makes sense.
Discussing what was arguably the most difficult restoration project I’ve (successfully) undertaken. Special thanks once again to Stephen Greer for his generous donation.
I hate it when my ideas for holiday specials fall through...
Recounting one of the Archive's more memorable production experiences.
Looking back on the mental and physical scars sustained while making the Rejuvenique episode--and the mask too.
Made as a thank you to the viewer who sent this. A thank you for not sending us any Magic Clown ephemera, that is.
DVR? Two-week advance recording? Wusses.
Just going through some (relatively) recent additions to the Archive's 8-track (and associated) pile.
The original "demo" segment in the CD-I episode ran long. REALLY LONG! This is the complete, intended segment shamelessly re-purposed as a "Ben's Junk" episode.
I really wanted to be hypnotized! Seriously!
I'm so vain, I KNOW I think this short is about me...
Nothing but the cutting edge in home video technology in Archive-land!
Little did I know... NOTE: If you don't like my dry, rambling (and stutter-heavy) commentaries, you might wanna skip this one.
A day late, a dollar short--you know the deal.
...and welcome to (probably the only edition of) "Ben Tries"!
Slightly bastardizing the usual Ben's Junk format--but not Ben's Junk itself (that'd hurt).
Pouring some additional salt in the gamer wounds...
The DuMont episode ran ridiculously overlong (gotta love that molasses-slow early TV!). Here is a deleted segment giving an overview on the Game Shows aired on the DuMont Network.
A dual commentary for both 1-900 ARCHIVE volumes. WARNING: Wrestling aficionados may not like what I have to say.
Two episodes of LaserKaraoke and still no demonstration of the machine? Yeah, I'm kinda slow...
The long-awaited conclusion to the two-part Ben's Junk VHS extravaganza. Does this count as the climax?
Finally, a VCR that can play all international formats! What do you mean, it only has mono sound?!? What you do mean I need converter boxes?!?
SPOILER ALERT: Whoa-oh here it comes/Watch out boy, it'll chew them up/Whoa-oh here it comes/It's a tape eater!
Must be that magic time of year again when Ben lazily dusts off the previous year's Halloween episode for a commentary.
Perhaps a too-personal installment of Ben's Junk. Don't take that the wrong way...
Who'da thunk the making of this episode AND the episode itself was about rediscovery?
A "by request" Ben's Junk. Taking a look at the camcorder used to film "Going Analog" and "Y2K Apocalypse Party".
By request, Ben discusses "Format Wars". By unilateral action, Ben discusses both "Format Wars" videos in one convenient (for him) commentary.
The rejected pilot of Ben's Junk (for reasons that should become readily apparent fairly quickly). This time out, Hasbro's failed attempt at a portable DVD player for kids.
A new spin-off of the Archive in which a piece of equipment is discussed that either has already been discussed in greater detail or that simply wouldn't amount to even a minisode of Archive.
Released about five minutes before the Conelrad system was established (and featuring some nice undercranking), 1951's Atomic Alert teaches you how to keep your nuclear experience nice and peaceful.
One of those rare occasions where there was a little TOO much to say in an episode.
Alternate Title: Why The Archive isn't terribly conducive to outtake specials.
Can your heart take the sheer sex appeal of the Philips N1500? No (prescription) pills necessary!
Everything Ben has to say about the Backwards Masking episode in a mere 12 minutes!
Since we spent so much time with anti-smoking propaganda last time out, in the name of fairness, we thought we'd share some pro-smoking propaganda. Sorry, no dancing Luckies here (seriously, what can you say about it? Insert smart-ass comments below).
Sid Davis would like to remind you that he loves his wallpaper and hates your child.
...because the local stations suck.
Because nothing says "Christmas" quite like creepy wax figures and a bargain-basement Bing Crosby.
A much-maligned commentary to a forgotten Archive episode.
Chain Aunt Phyllis to the family piano and enjoy an old-fashioned Thanksgiving.
Given we followed up the first Halloween Special with a review of a "spooky sound effects" album, we figured it wouldn't hurt to do it again.
An all-too-brief look back at the Archive's first Halloween special.
One of the Archive's earliest episodes seems to have gone missing. As such, Ben has been forced to remake it. Or, this was Ben's (unsurprisingly, failed) submission to the ConBravo indie video showcase.
Learn to take the safe way to school (but only if you have to walk through Chinatown).
Recorded before the original episode premiered. Since then, we've learned that: 1. Audiofidelity Records started in the mid/late 1950's and issued some of the first stereo records. 2. Someone at Audiofidelity went berserk sometime in the '70's and started issuing pirated Beatles albums. 3. Those that signed up for the Kid Pics newsletter wound up on mailing lists for sleazy child beauty pageants (are there any other kind?). Ben has since learned that: 1. Playing a record at 75% of it's original speed is equivalent to flattening the "key" by a fourth, not a flat-fifth. 2. Audio frequencies are exponential. 2. Ben cannot do math in his head.
Ben riffs the sole survivor of his childhood Public Domain VHS collection.
A commentary cut for the Local TV Special that was originally shelved due to a factual error regarding Indianapolis-based Horror Movie Host, Sammy Terry. Well, that and a couple of other brain farts.
The first Archive Riffs episode. Ben tackles a supposed promotional film for the "Butter & Egg Days Festival" that the Rifftrax guys already did--but they don't know real art (like Ben does).
An informal Q & A session. Yep, that's about it.
Ever wanted to get an (impersonal) birthday greeting from Milton Berle? How 'bout an answering machine message from "Richard Simmons"? Yeah, didn't think so.
Perhaps the Archive's most infamous episode needed a little more context. Maybe not. Nevertheless, it got it anyway--the context, that is.
At the time of the Conservative Folk Music episode, some of the artists discussed had yet to make their digital debuts. Naturally, Ben would want to take a look at the CD that rounds up the complete folk-rock works of Janet Greene.
Something about February always gets Ben thinking about Civil Defense Broadcasting.
An informal discussion of the TV Sign-Offs episode.
A nice, compact little review of one of the most (in)famous "drugstore" records ever released. Bet you thought we didn't have a copy!
The first Archive Riffs episode. Ben tackles a supposed promotional film for the "Butter & Egg Days Festival" that the Rifftrax guys already did--but they don't know real art (like Ben does).
What the hell would make this overplayed moldy-oldie count as an oddity? Find out...
This video has been censored by "The Man" for your pleasure.
Michael Bay directed music videos? That would explain a lot.
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