The Almighty Johnsons

Sometimes all it takes is a door getting kicked down, and a large man walking in, for many many truths to be revealed.

Axl and Michele get sick. Mike punches Anders. Axl and Michele get better. Anders punches Mike.

Axl learns that the path to being a benevolent God, one who commands respect, is strewn with idiots and half-wits.

After Colin makes an attempt on Ty's life, Axl calls a Folkmoot - a court convened when gods have wronged each other.

Axl returns from a fancy-dress party in women's clothing and falls asleep still wearing his outfit - and wakes up in the morning to find he has become female.

Agnetha freely admits to murdering Eva and shows no remorse, leaving Ty with two options - call the police or help with the cover-up.

Ty’s downward spiral picks up pace, while it is Gaia who spirals out of control.

Axl is taken to school, while Ty is scarred for life.

Several months have passed. Mike is now living with Axl and Zeb, and has still not dealt with the end of his marriage. Ty and Eva have an interesting and passionate relationship, while Agnetha sends Anders off to Norway to secure a mysterious object. Axl expresses frustration that his brothers appear to have abandoned the quest for Frigg, while Loki continues to manipulate the situation. Agnetha discloses her real identity as their mother to Axl, Mike and Ty. An old acquaintance of Olaf prophesies that Axl must become a man before he can be a god; and then Frigg will come to him.

It's hammer time, as a road trip to follow a falling star takes the God boys into uncharted territory; to a heartland of darkness where the usual rules no longer apply. The paths of the gods and goddesses cross at a rural funeral and both groups encounter the current incarnation of Thor. But will Axl mate with Derek/Thor's daughter, Delphine? Meanwhile, Olaf and Ingrid bond, and Anders and Michele spar with one another.

When something seems too good to be true, this is inevitably because it is too good to be true. And this is a lesson Axl Johnson is about to learn - big time.

Sometimes the line between doing the honourable thing and doing the easy thing, can get very blurred - especially when it comes to Gods and their offspring.

One of the things about Goddesses is that they can show up anywhere - be it in a library or at a bar. But whether they are the Goddesses you're looking for is a whole other matter.

Axl Johnson learns very quickly that when you're on a quest to find one woman among millions, your heart is not necessarily the part of your anatomy you should be following.

It is Axl Johnson's 21st birthday - which explains the fire in the sky; the Waitemata Harbour being the colour of blood; the various women who seem to want to kill him; and the sudden need for a family ceremony in a forest.

Zeb's Web Series - Episode 8: Olaf shares his tale of how he witnessed what inspired Sir Edmund Hillary to climb Mount Everest.

Zeb's Web Series - Episode 7: Zeb questions how the Gods have remained undetected for so long, and what an Oracle actually does.

Zeb's Web Series - Episode 6: Olaf continues his story on how be made the first pavlova.

Zeb's Web Series - Episode 5: The first part of the epic tale of the creation of pavlova.

Zeb's Web Series - Episode 4: The story of Vick, the mad reincarnation of Móði (Modi) during the 1981 Springbok Tour protests.

Zeb's Web Series - Episode 3: Zeb's questions about the process of what happens when one becomes a God become emotional for Olaf.

Zeb's Web Series - Episode 2: Olaf tells the tale of how he brought the jandal to New Zealand.

Zeb's Web Series - Episode 1: Zeb begins his investigation into the Norse Gods history by hearing how they came to New Zealand.