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Stephen thanks The Prescott Group for their generous support, and Grimmy's temper has tragic consequences.
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Stephen thanks The Prescott Group for their generous support, and Grimmy's temper has tragic consequences.
Author and veteran Phil Klay discusses "Redeployment," his National Book Award-winning collection of short stories based on his experiences serving in Iraq.
Hip-hop artist Kendrick Lamar talks about what he learned from the West Coast rap scene and gives a world premiere performance of his untitled track.
Seth Rogen talks about North Korea's outrage over "The Interview" and the film's adorable depiction of Kim Jong-un.
The fearsome Smaug discusses Hollywood's liberal bias and shares a clip from "The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies."
Journalist Sarah Koenig talks about "Serial," her true-crime show that has emerged as the most popular podcast in history.
"Into the Woods" star James Corden talks about becoming the host of "The Late Late Show" and sings a Christmas duet with Stephen.
President Barack Obama talks about voter turnout in the 2014 midterm elections and the environmental implications of the Keystone XL pipeline.
"Infections and Inequalities" author Dr. Paul Farmer discusses his work with Partners In Health, a group that provides health care to impoverished people all over the world.
Director Christopher Nolan shares a clip from "Interstellar" and discusses his love for making thought-provoking films and occasionally blowing things up.
Singers Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga describe the origin of their creative collaboration.
Senator John McCain weighs in on U.S. military intervention in Syria and discusses his book "Thirteen Soldiers."
Jon Stewart discusses "Rosewater," his film based on journalist Maziar Bahari's arrest and imprisonment in Iran.
Nobel Prize-winning author Toni Morrison shares her thoughts on race and describes what motivated her to become a writer.
Eva Longoria discusses "Food Chains," her documentary about the exploitation of farm workers in America.
Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders discusses the shortcomings of America's health care system and gives his take on why the Democrats lost in the 2014 midterm elections.
Jennifer Lawrence chats about her archery skills, growing up in Kentucky and her role in "The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1."
Terence Tao, a UCLA professor and winner of the 2015 Breakthrough Prize in Mathematics, discusses his lifelong fascination with mathematics and the mysteries of prime numbers.
"The Woman I Wanted to Be" author Diane von Furstenberg discusses her life as a fashion designer and her reality show, "House of DVF."
"Watch What Happens: Live" host Andy Cohen shares stories from his playful memoir, "The Andy Cohen Diaries."
"How We Got to Now" author Steven Johnson discusses the tremendous impact of six innovations, including clean drinking water and air-conditioning.
Democratic Senator Kirsten Gillibrand discusses her goal of finding common ground with Republicans, legalization of marijuana and her memoir, "Off the Sidelines."
"The Dish" blogger Andrew Sullivan shares his thoughts on the 2014 midterm elections and the Republican takeover of the Senate.
"The Stranger" author Chuck Todd chats about hosting "Meet the Press" and weighs in on the midterm elections.
The International Rescue Committee's David Miliband discusses the facts about Ebola and his organization's humanitarian efforts in West Africa and Syria.
Jill Lepore talks about "The Secret History of Wonder Woman" and explains how the character was inspired by early 20th-century feminism.
"Liar's Poker" author Michael Lewis discusses the questionable ethics of Wall Street and plays a high-stakes game with Stephen.
Meredith Vieira talks about "The Meredith Vieira Show," her friendly brush with Ebola and her tendency to blurt out personal information on television.
"Excellent Sheep" author William Deresiewicz argues that Ivy League schools are failing to provide students with the tools needed for a full and meaningful life.
Writer-director Justin Simien shares a clip from his film "Dear White People" and talks about the concept of microaggression.
"Special Deluxe" author and musician Neil Young chats about his passion for cars, the Pono music player and protecting the environment.
"The Innovators" author Walter Isaacson discusses the history of the computer, the importance of hackers and the blurry line between collaboration and intellectual piracy.
Musician Robert Plant discusses his ongoing creative quest, the limited perks of being a Commander of the British Empire and his album "lullaby and... The Ceaseless Roar."
Carol Burnett looks back on her time on "The Carol Burnett Show" and describes her role in Broadway's "Love Letters."
The New Republic's Leon Wieseltier discusses the anthology "Insurrections of the Mind" and the importance of rational thinking in a democratic society.
"Embattled Rebel" author James M. McPherson talks about Confederate President Jefferson Davis and weighs in on why the North won the Civil War.
"Sally Ride" author Lynn Sherr discusses the life and legacy of NASA's first woman in space.
Former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Mike Mullen discusses the challenges posed by ISIS and the disconnect between the U.S. military and the rest of American society.
Jeffrey Tambor shares a clip from "Transparent" and patiently helps Stephen understand the concept of being transgender.
Chef Jamie Oliver chats about his book "Jamie Oliver's Comfort Food: The Ultimate Weekend Cookbook" and trades favorite childhood dishes with Stephen.
"The Marshmallow Test" author Walter Mischel explains the relationship between delayed gratification and a person's overall success in life.
Bill Cosby describes the origin of his pocket insignia and the terrifying nature of amusement park funhouses.
"This Changes Everything" author Naomi Klein argues that capitalism is one of the driving forces behind climate change.
The father-son duo from Tweedy discusses their album "Sukierae" and ponders whether they could take Billy Ray and Miley Cyrus in a fight.
Director Terry Gilliam chats about "The Zero Theorem," his film about a man tasked with proving that everything is meaningless.
Viggo Mortensen chats about his wide variety of creative pursuits, shares a clip from "The Two Faces of January" and speaks in an Elvish accent
Teen heavy metal band Unlocking the Truth shares the inspiration behind their name and discusses their EP, "Free As You Wanna Be."
Mindy Kaling, creator and star of "The Mindy Project," talks about playing an ob-gyn on television and whether or not her show should tackle controversial medical topics.
Lonn Taylor, co-author of "The Star-Spangled Banner: The Making of an American Icon," details the history of the national anthem and the battle that inspired its lyrics.
Former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger discusses his book "World Order" and predicts the outcome of Barack Obama's speech about ISIS militants.
Jason Segel describes the origins of his children's book, "Nightmares!," and offers advice on how to end a television show after a nine-year run.
John Lithgow chats about his role in "Love Is Strange," a film about an older gay couple who faces discrimination after getting legally married.
"The Bully Pulpit" author Doris Kearns Goodwin describes the domestic challenges faced by Presidents Theodore Roosevelt and William Howard Taft.
"What If?" author Randall Munroe chats about the origins of his webcomic "xkcd" and helps Stephen determine the weight of Canada.
"Homeland" star Mandy Patinkin discusses the re-emergence of his beard and offers his antidote to the troubling state of the world.
Street artist and TED Prize winner JR shares examples of his provocative and often dangerous work in Brazil and the Middle East.
"Masters of Sex" star Michael Sheen talks about his role as Dr. William Masters, a pioneering sex researcher in the 1950s.
Jeff Bridges and Lois Lowry chat about the film adaptation of "The Giver" and ponder the pros and cons of human memory.
Airbnb co-founder and CEO Brian Chesky describes his company's emergence as a global enterprise and weighs in on the larger implications of the sharing economy.
Michael Fassbender discusses his role in "Frank," a film about an eccentric band leader who wears a papier-mache head.
James Cameron chats about his film "Deepsea Challenge 3D," which documents his record-breaking journey to the deepest point in the ocean.
"The Greatest Comeback" author Pat Buchanan offers a firsthand account of President Nixon's handling of the Watergate scandal. "The Nixon Defense" author John W. Dean discusses the extent of President Nixon's knowledge of the Watergate break-in and ensuing cover-up.
Partnership for Educational Justice founder Campbell Brown argues for the need to do away with teacher tenure in New York's public schools.
James Franco discusses the themes of his movie "Child of God" and chats about his preference for staying busy.
Jon Batiste talks about his album "Social Music" and provokes Stephen into demonstrating his improvisation skills.
Beck talks about his album "Morning Phase" and offers an impromptu description of his eclectic musical style.
Tesla Motors and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk talks about his many technological innovations, from high-performance electric cars to reusable rockets.
Mary Mazzio and Oscar Vazquez share a clip from "Underwater Dreams," their documentary about four undocumented high school students who won a NASA-sponsored robotics contest.
The New Republic's Julia Ioffe discusses Ukraine's ongoing conflict with Russia and the conspiracy theories surrounding the Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 crash.
House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi weighs in on the child immigration crisis and the Republican lawsuit against President Obama.
"Rattling the Cage" author Steven M. Wise makes the case for giving animals the same legal rights as humans.
Mayor Bill de Blasio discusses the challenges of income inequality, the rising cost of living in New York and his goal of providing a full-day pre-K program.
Vint Cerf reflects on the unexpected mass popularity of the Internet and the challenges that come with maintaining it.
Jad Abumrad and Robert Krulwich describe their experimental approach to storytelling in their Peabody Award-winning radio program, "Radiolab."
Paul Rudd chats about his movie "They Came Together" and its satirical take on romantic comedies.
Congresswoman and civil rights veteran Eleanor Holmes Norton explains the significance of the 50th anniversary of Mississippi's Freedom Summer.
Edie Falco chats about her role on Showtime's "Nurse Jackie" and reflects on the motivations of her character in HBO's "The Sopranos."
Author John Green discusses the emotional experience of writing "The Fault in Our Stars" and the community outreach initiatives of his YouTube channel, VlogBrothers.
Jay Carney chats about his love for contentious press briefings and shares his biggest regret as White House press secretary for the Obama administration.
"The Confidence Code" authors Katty Kay and Claire Shipman describe the long-term effects that a lack of confidence can have on women's careers.
Attorneys David Boies and Theodore B. Olson discuss their advocacy for same-sex marriage rights and their book "Redeeming the Dream."
The Atlantic's Ta-Nehisi Coates discusses "The Case for Reparations" and the ongoing history of institutional racism in America.
"I Heard My Country Calling" author James Webb shares highlights from his many years serving in both government and the military.
Soylent CEO Rob Rhinehart discusses the origins of his food substitute and shares a sample with Stephen.
Director John Waters ponders being the oddest figure in American culture and shares hitchhiking stories from his memoir "Carsick."
"Mating in Captivity" author Esther Perel explores the complex and often unconscious desires that can drive people to have affairs.
Rock legend Chrissie Hynde chats about being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and her status as a citizen of the world.
"22 Jump Street" star Jonah Hill describes his love for performing both comedy and drama and reveals that Channing Tatum is unfairly funny.
Morgan Freeman describes the difference between scientists and actors and shares a clip from Science Channel's "Through the Wormhole."
"Capital in the Twenty-First Century" author Thomas Piketty argues that rising income inequality is harmful to the global economy.
Secretary of the Navy Ray Mabus expands on the importance of maintaining a robust naval force and ponders a bold suggestion from Stephen.
"X-Men: Days of Future Past" star Patrick Stewart discusses knighthood, time travel and the secret to his perpetual youth.
Matthew Weiner chats about the final season of "Mad Men" and offers insight into the complex and often troubled personality of Don Draper.
"A Fighting Chance" author Elizabeth Warren discusses the erosion of America's middle class and makes the case for tougher regulation of the banking industry.
Thomas Friedman discusses ways to minimize the effects of global warming and shares a clip from the documentary "Years of Living Dangerously."
Keri Russell discusses her complex role in FX's "The Americans," a drama about two Russian spies living in America in the 1980s.
The Black Keys discuss Stephen's prostate and the power of Jerry Garcia.
"No Place to Hide" author Glenn Greenwald argues that the NSA engages in suspicion-less spying on Americans and non-Americans alike.
"X-Men: Days of Future Past" star Ellen Page discusses her emotional coming-out speech and generously helps Stephen boost his ratings.
David Remnick describes "The 40s" and The New Yorker's evolution from a comedy magazine to a groundbreaking source of investigative journalism.
Bette Midler chats about the reissue of her memoir, "A View From a Broad," growing up in Hawaii and making a successful career out of being "divine."
"A Window on Eternity" author Edward O. Wilson explains why he chose to study ants and describes the uniquely rich biodiversity of Mozambique's Gorongosa National Park.
Poet, actor and musician Saul Williams chats about his role in the Tupac Shakur-inspired musical, "Holler If Ya Hear Me."
Tony Award-winning singer Audra McDonald chats about her Broadway role as Billie Holiday in "Lady Day at Emerson's Bar & Grill."
Director Robert Rodriguez discusses his Latino-focused cable network El Rey and shares a clip from "From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series."
Former U.S. ambassador Michael McFaul discusses Vladimir Putin and the challenge of rebuilding a working relationship with Russia.
George Saunders chats about the often-overlooked power of kindness and his book, "Congratulations, by the way."
University of Kentucky Coach John Calipari shares insights from his book "Players First" and weighs in on whether college athletes should be paid.
George Will shares insights from "A Nice Little Place on the North Side," his book exploring the 100-year history of Wrigley Field.
Filmmaker Ken Burns discusses his documentary "The Address" and expands on the historical significance of Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.
Sting chats about the origins of his Broadway-bound musical, "The Last Ship," and explains his passion for rainforest preservation.
Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg shares insights from her book "Lean In" and makes the case for encouraging young girls to become leaders.
Renowned scientist Jane Goodall discusses her book "Seeds of Hope" and explains why she shifted her research focus from chimpanzees to plant life.
"Love and Math" author Edward Frenkel makes the case for appreciating the inherent beauty and power of mathematics.
The New York Times's Mark Mazzetti discusses "The Way of the Knife," his book detailing the CIA's expansive secret military campaigns since 9/11.
ABC News correspondent Dan Harris describes how an on-air panic attack led him to begin using meditation as a way to reduce stress and focus on the present.
John Malkovich discusses his role in "Cesar Chavez," the importance of labor rights and his natural fragrance.
Twitter cofounder Biz Stone chats about the origins of his book "Things a Little Bird Told Me" and discusses his social app, Jelly.
Director Darren Aronofsky discusses his movie "Noah" and expands on the mythic power behind the epic Bible story.
Errol Morris shares insights from "The Unknown Known," his documentary about Donald Rumsfeld's role in the Iraq War.
Stephen takes Jimmy Carter to task for his liberal ways, and the former president expands on his book "A Call to Action."
Bryan Cranston discusses his role as Lyndon B. Johnson in Broadway's "All the Way" and reflects on LBJ's habit of talking about his balls.
Historian Simon Schama discusses "The Story of the Jews," his PBS documentary exploring Jewish history from 1000 B.C. to 1492.
Maria Shriver expands on "Paycheck to Paycheck," her HBO documentary about working mothers on the brink of poverty in America.
Ronan Farrow discusses digital media as a tool for civic action and his MSNBC show, "Ronan Farrow Daily."
Neil deGrasse Tyson discusses his lifelong passion for astrophysics and shares a clip from his science series, "Cosmos."
Chicago artist Theaster Gates expands on his efforts to beautify abandoned spaces and revitalize poor neighborhoods.
"House of Cards" creator Beau Willimon discusses his award-winning series and its depiction of power, corruption and intrigue in Washington politics.
"Who Owns the Future?" author Jaron Lanier discusses the challenges of creating a fair and sustainable economy in the digital age.
The Atlantic's Caitlin Flanagan shares insights from her year-long investigation into campus Greek life for her article, "The Dark Power of Fraternities."
"The Grand Budapest Hotel" star Jeff Goldblum describes the unique experience of working with director Wes Anderson.
U.S. gold medalists Meryl Davis and Charlie White discuss their lifelong dedication to ice dancing, their rare chemistry on the ice and the power of Charlie's hair.
Singer-songwriter St. Vincent chats about her siblings and shares her views on art and self-identity in the digital age.
Darlene Love chats about "20 Feet From Stardom," the Oscar-nominated documentary that explores the lives of background vocalists for famous singers.
"My Share of the Task" author Stanley McChrystal reflects on the future of Afghanistan and explains why he supports bringing back the draft.
Alexander Payne discusses living in America's heartland, his preference for road trips and his Oscar-nominated film, "Nebraska."
World Science U founder Brian Greene discusses using the Internet to teach physics and gives an overview of Einstein's theory of relativity.
Filmmaker Godfrey Reggio expands on his unique approach to cinema and shares a clip from his movie "Visitors."
Former governor of Florida Charlie Crist discusses his book "The Party's Over" and explains how the rise of the Tea Party drove him to become a Democrat.
Patrick Kennedy discusses equal insurance rights for the mentally ill and his anti-marijuana lobbying group, Project SAM.
Pulitzer Prize-winning economist Paul Krugman addresses the claim that Obamacare will destroy jobs and argues that the program will benefit everyone.
The members of indie band Lake Street Dive chat about their jazz roots, their eclectic musical style and their album "Bad Self Portraits."
Pussy Riot members Nadya Tolokonnikova and Masha Alyokhina recount being imprisoned for singing in a church and share their views on Vladimir Putin's harsh anti-gay laws.
"All Joy and No Fun" author Jennifer Senior examines the bittersweet joy of raising children and explores how the dynamics of parenthood have changed over the years.
New Orleans Saints' Drew Brees shares the challenges of being an NFL quarterback, his secret to "owning the room" and his Xbox game, "Playoff/Faceoff."
"Going Deep" author Cris Carter describes the responsibilities of a wide receiver, the hazards of pileups, and the perks of being an NFL Hall of Famer.
The New York Giants's Justin Tuck describes the euphoric thrill of smashing into people and makes a prediction for the 2014 Super Bowl.
FiveThirtyEight Blog's Nate Silver explains his return to sports analysis at ESPN and shares his predictions for the 2014 Super Bowl.
"Touching a Nerve" author Patricia Churchland explores ways that neuroscience can answer philosophical questions.
"The Power of Habit" author Charles Duhigg explains how habits play a constant role in human behavior.
"Telegraph Avenue" author Michael Chabon discusses Hemingway's innovative writing style and ponders the lack of sexy-time in "A Farewell to Arms."
"My Age of Anxiety" author Scott Stossel shares his idiosyncratic phobias and discusses the origins of human anxiety.
"Fast Food Forward" member Naquasia LeGrand discusses organizing strikes for her fellow fast-food workers and argues for increasing the minimum wage.
"The Loudest Voice in the Room" author Gabriel Sherman discusses the larger-than-life personality of Roger Ailes.
Art critic Deborah Solomon talks contemporary art and shares insights from her Norman Rockwell biography, "American Mirror."
The Iraq War debate continues, marketing gets an upgrade, and David Fanning is the executive producer of PBS's Frontline.
Participant Media's Jeff Skoll discusses his mission to create films that raise awareness of important issues.
Author and former child soldier Ishmael Beah explains how he was recruited into the Sierra Leone military at 13 years of age.
Veteran news anchor John Seigenthaler talks about his move to Al Jazeera America and the network's emphasis on serious news.
Human Rights Watch's Ken Roth discusses his organization's mission to end human rights violations around the world.
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Ben Stiller discusses the power of imagination, celebrating the holidays and his movie, "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty."
"47 Ronin" star Keanu Reeves learns about the three things that make Stephen angry and offers his own contributions to the "Sad Keanu" meme.
Garry Trudeau talks about the inspiration for his political comedy series "Alpha House" and helpfully explains the concept of streaming video for Stephen.
BuzzFeed's Jonah Peretti talks about his company's embrace of journalism and reflects on the future of media.
"The Unwinding" author George Packer discusses income inequality and institutional failure in America.
Elizabeth Gilbert talks about "The Signature of All Things," her sweeping novel about a woman botanist in the 19th century.
NPR's Alex Blumberg talks about the experience of following a T-shirt throughout the production process, from Mississippi to Indonesia to Bangladesh.
"A Case For Climate Engineering" author David Keith explains his proposal to use geoengineering as a means of slowing climate change.
Ford CEO Alan Mulally talks about the 50th anniversary of the Mustang, the 2008 auto bailout and revitalizing Detroit's economy.
The Equal Justice Initiative's Bryan Stevenson makes the case for reforming America's criminal justice system.
NASA pioneer Ed Stone discusses the significance of the ongoing Voyager 1 mission, from its launch in 1977 to its arrival in interstellar space.
"Focus" author Daniel Goleman describes the concept of emotional intelligence and the relationship between mental focus and success.
Director and author J.J. Abrams talks about his passionate fan base, directing "Star Trek," and the origin of his interactive novel, "S."
Rapper M.I.A. talks about her Sri Lankan roots, blending politics with music, and the American songwriters who inspire her.
Rick Santorum shares his thoughts on the 2016 presidential election, the meaning of marriage and his movie, "The Christmas Candle."
"12 Years a Slave" director Steve McQueen talks about his film's historical roots, the brutality of slavery, and his view of Solomon Northup as an American hero.
"Without Their Permission" author Alexis Ohanian discusses Reddit, crowdfunding and the value of a free and open Internet.
Blind Boys of Alabama founding member Jimmy Carter talks about performing since 1944, his love for gospel music and the secret to his youthful appearance.
"Big History" host David Christian talks about the importance of understanding history on a large scale, from the origin of the universe to modern times.
"Days of Fire" author Peter Baker talks about the complex and contentious relationship between Dick Cheney and George W. Bush.
"The Story of the Human Body" author Daniel Lieberman talks about the many ways humans have evolved over the past 10,000 years.
The host of WNYC's "The Brian Lehrer Show" discusses Bill de Blasio's election, Michael Bloomberg's legacy and Chris Christie's rare political gift.
Julius Erving discusses a canceled basketball game that would have given Stephen the greatest show of his life.
"Murdoch's World" author David Folkenflik talks about Rupert Murdoch's media empire, his influence on world leaders and the extent of the News Corp phone-hacking scandal.
Zach Sims discusses Codecademy, his wildly popular website that provides free coding lessons to over 10 million people.
16-year-old Jack Andraka explains how he devised a new way to detect cancer, which earned him the grand prize at the Intel International Science and Engineering Fair.
Billy Collins talks about his writing persona and the responsibilities of a poet laureate before joining Stephen in a joint reading from "Aimless Love."
Orlando Bloom talks about his Broadway debut in "Romeo and Juliet," his love of the theater and his preference for iambic pentameter.
The multi-talented Stephen Fry talks about atheism, activism and his Broadway debut in Shakespeare's "Twelfth Night."
Judy Woodruff and Gwen Ifill discuss anchoring the PBS NewsHour, the importance of in-depth reporting and the extent to which they are beholden to Big Donator.
"Wilson" author A. Scott Berg explains why he believes Woodrow Wilson is the most influential figure of the 20th century.
Will and Win Butler talk about their favorite Canadian bands, the pretentiousness of Arcade Fire and how their experience in Haiti inspired them to form The Reflektors.
Reed Albergotti and Vanessa O'Connell discuss their book, "Wheelmen: Lance Armstrong, the Tour de France, and the Greatest Sports Conspiracy Ever."
Tom Hanks discusses his film "Captain Phillips," which portrays the 2009 capture of Richard Phillips by Somali pirates.
"Parkland" star Paul Giamatti talks about being an approachable celebrity and playing Abraham Zapruder, the man who accidentally filmed John F. Kennedy's assassination.
Skipper James Spithill discusses yacht racing technology, the America's Cup and Larry Ellison's ocean of cash.
The Washington Post's David Finkel shares his book about the mental wounds of veterans, "Thank You for Your Service."
"Tip and the Gipper" author Chris Matthews discusses the government shutdown, Ronald Reagan's leadership style and the Geneva Summit.
"Harry Potter" star Daniel Radcliffe talks about playing beat poet Allen Ginsberg in the biographical film "Kill Your Darlings."
"Breaking Bad" creator Vince Gilligan discusses the fate of his main character, Walter White.
OCEARCH founder Chris Fischer discusses the detrimental effects of shark finning in Asia.
"Don Jon" director Joseph Gordon-Levitt examines what porn and romantic comedies have in common.
Lars Ulrich, James Hetfield, Robert Trujillo and Kirk Hammett talk about being angry in your 50s and performing on television.
Singer-songwriter Jack Johnson talks about rock 'n' roll, the "Hawaiian Grammys" and love songs.
Author Nicholson Baker discusses his garden metaphor for life and his desire to rename genitalia.
U.S. Secretary of Education Arne Duncan discusses Obama's Race to the Top initiative and Preschool for All program.
Vietnam veteran Andrew Bacevich discusses his book, "Breach of Trust: How Americans Failed Their Soldiers and Their Country."
Former FBI Senior Intelligence Advisor Philip Mudd talks about Al Qaeda, Syria, Colin Powell's WMD speech and enhanced interrogation techniques.
Grammy winner Sheryl Crow talks about country music and anti-war activism.
"Salinger" author and director Shane Salerno talks about J.D. Salinger's lost love Oona O'Neill and the reason for Seymour Glass' suicide in "A Perfect Day for Bananafish."
Tennis legend Billie Jean King talks about her 1973 "Battle of the Sexes" match against Bobby Riggs.
Folk legend John Prine recalls his time working as a mailman and explains why he's opposed to twerking.
Meteorologist Gary England locates Tornado Alley on a map and defends residents of Oklahoma.
Timothy Cardinal Dolan discusses his e-book, "Praying in Rome: Reflections on the Conclave and Electing Pope Francis."
Duke University President Richard Brodhead talks about his report on the humanities, "The Heart of the Matter."
"House of Cards" actor Kevin Spacey explains why he should get an award for TV even though his show is on the Internet.
Civil rights pioneer John Lewis remembers the March on Washington and the 1965 Selma march.
Senator Sheldon Whitehouse shares his book, "On Virtues: Quotations and Insights to Live a Full, Honorable, and Truly American Life."
"TransAtlantic" author Colum McCann talks about the great Irish novel, St. Patrick's Day and his cross-country bike ride.
"Jobs" star Ashton Kutcher talks about Steve Jobs' innovative mind, brutal honesty and personal history.
Daft Punk abandons StePhest Colbchella '013, Stephen angers his Hyundai sponsors, and Blurred Lines singer Robin Thicke saves Stephen's career.
Actor Hugh Laurie talks about the blues, his drama series "House" and the greatest bond between England and America.
Bryan Cranston recalls his beginnings on "Power Rangers," which likely led to his criminal persona on "Breaking Bad."
Journalist Emily Matchar explains America's re-embracing of lost domestic arts and practices.
Atul Gawande discusses his New Yorker article, "Slow Ideas: Some ideas spread fast. How do you speed the ones that don't?"
The Lumineers talk about moving to Denver and screaming "Ho Hey" at loud audience members.
Former Senator Olympia Snowe talks about her book, "Fighting for Common Ground: How We Can Fix the Stalemate in Congress."
The President of edX, Anant Agarwal, explains the reason for offering free university courses online.
MoMA's Poet Laureate, Kenneth Goldsmith, discusses his book "Seven American Deaths and Disasters."
Kjerstin Gruys shares her book, "Mirror, Mirror Off the Wall: How I Learned to Love My Body by Not Looking at It for a Year."
Academy Award-winning actor Jeff Bridges theorizes about the afterlife and discusses his organization for children, the End Hunger Network.
Comedian Jerry Seinfeld puts no effort into his web series, "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee."
Tumblr creator David Karp discusses dropping out of high school, selling his site to Yahoo and letting pornographic images slide.
Author Jeremy Scahill discusses the secret war in Afghanistan, drone strikes in Pakistan and Yemen and the Obama administration's "Terror Tuesday" meetings.
New York Senator Chuck Schumer addresses immigration reform, gang violence on the Senate floor, border security and the keys to bipartisan support.
Bill Moyers discusses the decline of the middle class portrayed in his "Two American Families" documentary and recalls the history behind the Voting Rights Act of 1965.
Tufts Professor Peniel Joseph details Section 4 of the 1965 Voting Rights Act, explains colorblind racism and gives a mini history lesson about the civil rights movement.
In his book "Far from the Tree," Andrew Solomon explores how parents respond to children who are dramatically different from them.
"Much Ado About Nothing" director Joss Whedon talks about his name, his modern Shakespeare adaptation and "The Avengers 2."
Jimmy Tamborello, Ben Gibbard and Jenny Lewis celebrate the 10th anniversary of their album, "Give Up."
Paul McCartney discusses the reissue of "Wings Over America," recalls recording "Band on the Run" in Nigeria and debates the pronunciation of "schedule."
"What Do Women Want?" author Daniel Bergner explains that women may be just as promiscuous as men.
Dan Savage shares his book, "American Savage: Insights, Slights, and Fights on Faith, Sex, Love, and Politics."
John Mellencamp, Stephen King and T Bone Burnett reveal the inspiration behind their Southern gothic, supernatural musical.
Jonathan Alter explains how Barack Obama's young geek volunteers crushed Mitt Romney's "Mad Men" campaign during the 2012 election.
Academy Award-winning director Alex Gibney discusses Bradley Manning's WikiLeaks trial and the Obama administration's crackdown on whistleblowers.
The longest-serving congressman in American history explains how Washington has changed over the last 80 years.
The New York Times's C.J. Chivers explains the ways in which the Syrians and Iraqis are involved in the same civil war.
Matt Berninger of The National talks about Cincinnati's staple spaghetti dish, perfectionism and his band's meaningless moniker.
Dr. Noah Feldman defines "Cool War" and explains why America should be afraid of China as a fast-rising, interdependent global superpower.
Environmental journalist David Sassoon discusses dilbit spills, climate change and his online publication, InsideClimate News.
Harvard University's Daniel Lieberman explains that human beings are among the best long-distance runners in the world because they're good at sweating.
Megastar Cyndi Lauper shares the story of a shoe factory owner and drag queen from Broadway's hit musical "Kinky Boots."
Dan Brown discusses Dante's "Inferno," explains why he puts everything in puzzle form and becomes the subject of an anagram.
The couple discuss their book, "Impossible Odds: The Kidnapping of Jessica Buchanan and Her Dramatic Rescue by SEAL Team Six."
Pulitzer Prize-winning author Jennifer Egan helps Stephen smartificate on "The Great Gatsby". Director Baz Luhrmann explains the challenges in adapting F. Scott Fitzgerald's famous novel, and recounts meeting the author's granddaughter.
Richard Besser talks about his book, "Tell Me the Truth, Doctor: Easy-to-Understand Answers to Your Most Confusing and Critical Health Questions."
"Present Shock" author Douglas Rushkoff talks about the dot-com boom, Facebook "friends" and stock derivatives.
The Pulitzer Prize-winning author lists Lyndon Johnson's undertakings, from civil rights and voting rights bills to Medicare and education.
The "Iron Man 3" star talks about playing Gandhi, trembling at his knighting ceremony and portraying a villain.
The independent artists give advice to major music labels and talk about hip-hop's homophobic and misogynistic past.
The founders of Snapchat discuss how their smart phone app promotes more natural and expressive human communication when two people are apart.
An almost-shirtless Iggy Pop recalls driving into a Christmas tree orchard after falling asleep at the wheel.
Bishop Gene Robinson discusses how the church got it wrong about gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people.
NASCAR driver Danica Patrick explains how racing is a cardio workout.
Google's executive chairman discusses his book, "The New Digital Age: Reshaping the Future of People, Nations and Business."
"Cooked" author Michael Pollan explains that the most important thing about one's diet is not a nutrient -- it's an activity.
NBC's chief foreign correspondent talks about visiting South Korea, traveling back in time in North Korea, and being taken hostage in Syria.
Alan Cumming discusses Broadway's production of "Macbeth," set in a psychiatric unit.
"Poems to Learn by Heart" author Caroline Kennedy encourages people to steal her book with their minds.
Obama's former Regulatory Affairs Administrator describes government health and safety nudges, like the USDA's "MyPlate."
VICE co-founder Shane Smith discusses his journalism adventures in Taliban-controlled areas, North Korea and labor camps.
Detroit native Charlie LeDuff discusses white flight, black flight, business flight and "dead flight" in his hometown.
President Bill Clinton explains why he doesn't call the Clinton Global Initiative the Clinton American Initiative.
BRAIN Initiative project director Francis Collins discusses the most complicated biological structure in the universe.
The philosopher shares his book, "The God Argument: The Case Against Religion and for Humanism."
The former governor of New Jersey discusses political sex scandals, a program for incarcerated addicts, and his HBO documentary, "Fall to Grace."
The Golden Globe winner discusses her Broadway debut, science fiction roles and television miniseries "Political Animals."
The pediatric endocrinologist shares his book, "Fat Chance: Beating the Odds Against Sugar, Processed Food, Obesity, and Disease."
The owner of Rustik Rooster Farms explains how breeding a Chinese pig and a Russian pig makes a prize-winning German pig.
The cardiologist talks about his book, "The Creative Destruction of Medicine: How the Digital Revolution Will Create Better Health Care."
The MacArthur Fellow discusses path to citizenship, education for undocumented immigrants and the "Superman Question."
The president of NYU believes that baseball, like Catholicism or Buddhism, can be a road to God and that the real meaning of life can't be put into cognitive terms.
The contemporary artist explains why he paints Jif jars and classic American blondes shopping in Wal-Mart.
"Oz The Great and Powerful" star James Franco chats about the "Wizard of Oz" prequel, wicked witches and "The Lord of the Rings."
Witness to Innocence's advocacy director, Kirk Bloodsworth, discusses DNA evidence testing for death row inmates and his quest to abolish the death penalty.
President Obama's former speechwriter talks about his collaborative writing process and the importance of storytelling versus sound bites.
MoMA's Architecture and Design senior curator talks about interfaces, a vase made by bees, and an earthquake-proof school desk.
"Physics of the Future" author Michio Kaku talks about the Apophis asteroid, set to skim by Earth in 2029 and possibly hit in 2036.
Simon Garfield talks about Christopher Columbus' map fiasco and the biggest badass in the history of mapmaking, Claudius Ptolemy.
Lil Buck describes a Memphis street dance called jookin and teaches Stephen the beginner bug jump.
The Game Show Network CEO shares his book, "Catastrophic Care: How American Health Care Killed My Father -- and How We Can Fix It."
The senior editor of Slate discusses her book, "Sticks & Stones: Defeating the Culture of Bullying and Rediscovering the Power of Character and Empathy."
The Lieutenant Governor of California shares his book, "Citizenville: How to Take the Town Square Digital and Reinvent Government."
Dave Grohl talks about Nirvana, L.A.'s legendary Sound City Studios and his touring super group, the Sound City Players.
Roger Hodge talks about his quarterly, The Oxford American, slow-smoked pig and the music of Louisiana.
Gary Willis, the Pulitzer Prize-winning author, talks about transubstantiation, Catholic priesthood and all the trouble that comes from the book of Hebrews.
The Oscar-nominated director discusses his film collective, Court 13, and Louisiana communities that sit on the wrong side of the levee.
The Pulitzer Prize-winning author discusses his book, "Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood, and the Prison of Belief."
Julie Andrews discusses her Dame Commander rank, latest children's book and celebrated role as Mary Poppins.
Justice Sotomayor discusses her funny colleagues, self-reliant childhood and most conservative belief as an Independent.
Music critic Matthew Guerrieri examines Symphony No. 5, German Romanticism and Beethoven's dating life.
Microsoft's founder talks about polio eradication, information technology and the decline in childhood deaths worldwide.
The MacArthur Grant Fellow uses analogies to explain why he prefers short stories over novels.
Co-founder of The Breakthrough Institute Michael Shellenberger explores global energy consumption, nuclear power and lessons from Frankenstein.
Fashionista Tavi Gevinson describes her online magazine, "Rookie, " the world of teenage girls, and effective fashion styles for Stephen.
The award-winning actress talks about Mary Lincoln's tragic life, Hollywood and the audition that swayed Steven Spielberg.
Kathryn Bigelow defends the firsthand accounts which informed "Zero Dark Thirty" and its portrayal of enhanced interrogation tactics.
Ta-Nehisi Coates discusses President Obama's reelection, the Black Panther Party and Michelle Obama's youthful hairdo.
The legal scholar shares his book, "America's Unwritten Constitution: The Precedents and Principles We Live By."
Network news icon Tom Brokaw discredits calls for Obama's impeachment and describes a few of the nine presidents he's covered since JFK.
The Pulitzer Prize-winning author talks about his book, "The World Until Yesterday: What Can We Learn from Traditional Societies?"
Piers Morgan, who comes from a place without the Second Amendment, quietly points out England's low gun murder rates.
The lead singer of Death Cab for Cutie discusses his relatively universal solo album, "Former Lives."
The biological scientist shares his book, "The Universe Within: Discovering the Common History of Rocks, Planets, and People."
Chris Kluwe explains the punter's role and reiterates his support for pro-gay Ravens linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo.
Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy Wales explains operating costs, censorship in China and the budding Wikivoyager.
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Sister Simone Campbell discusses her "Nuns on the Bus" tour and explains how Paul Ryan's budget battle fails Jesus and the Constitution.
Emmy winner Mandy Patinkin describes his character on "Homeland" and shares a comprehensive perspective on terrorism.
Aspirational pup owner Malcolm Gladwell discusses his work on behalf of dogs, the narcissism behind dog breeding, and "The Big New Yorker Book of Dogs."
Grammy winner Diana Krall talks about 1920s jazz and her provocative album cover.
Director Peter Jackson describes New Zealand as the ideal directorial environment for "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey."
Andy Serkis explains the difference between motion and performance capture and does his "impersonation" of Gollum.
Actor Martin Freeman congratulates Stephen on his Tolkien quiz victory and shares his best Bilbo Baggins moment.
An annoying Tolkien super fan knows more about Sir Ian McKellen's character in "The Hobbit" than he does.
Cosmologist Sean Carroll discusses his book, "The Particle at the End of the Universe: How the Hunt for the Higgs Boson Leads Us to the Edge of a New World."
Frank Oz discusses his famous performances as Yoda, Fozzie Bear, and more, and explains why he prefers "Little Shop of Horrors: The Director's Cut" over the original.
The legendary singer-songwriter discusses her Tennessee hometown of Sevierville and her nonprofit literacy foundation, Imagination Library.
Senior White House correspondent Jake Tapper explores the fiscal cliff, the war in Afghanistan, and the Taliban's assault on Combat Outpost Keating.
Paleoanthropologist Chris Stringer shares his book, "Lone Survivors: How We Came to Be the Only Humans on Earth."
Pulitzer Prize winner Tony Kushner describes how "Lincoln" is a bit like a state basketball tournament movie.
The former presidential candidate explores historical fiction, George Washington's leadership and America's future moon base.
The famous filmmaker talks about the Dust Bowl's devastation and the 1989 Central Park jogger case involving five innocent teens.
The MSNBC host talks about conservative election coverage and shares her book, "Drift: The Unmooring of American Military Power."
Pulitzer Prize winner Doris Kearns Goodwin tells one of Abraham Lincoln's dirty stories and quotes some of history's presidential losers.
Editor Andrew Sullivan believes that Europe will follow Barack Obama's national employment strategies and hopes for a civil war within the Republican Party.
New York Times blogger Nate Silver shares his book, "The Signal and the Noise: Why So Many Predictions Fail -- but Some Don't."
New York rockers David Byrne and St. Vincent discuss Hurricane Sandy, brass ensembles and their collaborative album, "Love This Giant."
Lilly Ledbetter discusses her book, "Grace and Grit: My Fight for Equal Pay and Fairness at Goodyear and Beyond."
Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels shares his book, "Keeping the Republic: Saving America by Trusting Americans," and endorses Stephen's book, "America Again."
Historian Anthony Everitt talks about Rome's initial lack of culture, brutal empire conquests and his favorite ruler, Julius Caesar.
John Grisham talks about his rivalry with Stephen King, his days as a starving lawyer, and his latest book, "The Racketeer."
MIT Professor Donald Sadoway plans to minimize the world's oil dependence with the first liquid metal battery.
The alternative rock band chats about Mitt Romney's iPod and clears up a confusing song line for Stephen.
Tyler Perry talks about African-American actors in Hollywood, the upcoming election and his latest film, "Alex Cross."
Newark Mayor Cory Booker reviews Barack Obama's debate performance, Democratic support for faith-based programs and his online activism project, #waywire.
Journalist Evan Thomas describes President Eisenhower's moderate Republicanism, bluffs with nuclear weapons and relationship with the CIA.
In her book "Plutocrats," Chrystia Freeland argues that today's global economy allows the super rich to disregard the American middle class.
Naomi Wolf explores low sexual desire among women, vaginal anatomy and America's outdated cultural script on sex.
The former lead singer of "The Smiths" talks about the Queen's Diamond Jubilee, radical vegetarianism and his song "Meat Is Murder."
Former astronaut Mark Kelly recalls the Endeavour's final mission, Stephen's shuttle landing and the story behind "Mousetronaut."
Molecular geneticist George Church shares his book, "Regenesis: How Synthetic Biology Will Reinvent Nature and Ourselves."
Country music legend Kenny Rogers discusses his jazz beginnings and trusts that his song "The Gambler" is a metaphor for something.
Mexican journalist Jorge Ramos discusses the presidential election, self-deportation and the civic contributions of undocumented immigrants.
Alternative rock trio Ben Folds Five says that their band name was supposed to be comical, but even their manager didn't think it wasn't funny.
"Breaking Bad" executive producer Vince Gilligan talks about meth street names and human nature.
Philosopher Jim Holt tries to solve the mystery of the universe without involving God or scientific laws.
American boxer Claressa Shields talks about the London Olympics, weight classes and Stephen's punchable head.
Award-winning documentarian Errol Morris discusses the Jeffrey MacDonald murder case, the modern court system and his interview machine, the Interrotron.
Acclaimed violinist Itzhak Perlman shares his early fascination with classical music and questions the Colbert Bump.
CNN's senior legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin discusses the Obamacare Supreme Court decision, Super PACs and Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Harvard University President Drew Faust describes the sociopolitical impacts of the Civil War, including the triumph of the human spirit.
Governor Ed Rendell talks about his book, "A Nation of Wusses: How America's Leaders Lost the Guts to Make Us Great."
Former U.S. Ambassador Bill Richardson shares how Barack Obama can appeal to Hispanic voters beyond immigration issues.
Award-winning journalist Michael Grunwald defends the Obama administration's 2009 Recovery Act, but says only six percent of Americans believe it worked.
CNN contributor Reihan Salam examines Paul Ryan's GOP convention speech and suggests that Republicans did their best to work with President Obama.
Political consultant James Carville discusses the middle class, the Democratic National Convention and Barack Obama's chances of reelection.
Governor Jon Huntsman skips the Republican National Convention to talk about campaign finance, Republican policies and the presidential election.
Stanford University Professor Jennifer Burns discusses Ayn Rand's influence on right-wing politics, her creation of objectivism, and her denunciation of Ronald Reagan.
Newsweek columnist Andrew Sullivan calls for increased bipartisanship and defends his support for Barack Obama in terms of civil rights and tackling national debt.
The Flaming Lips' lead singer, Wayne Coyne, discusses his 13-year stint at Long John Silver's, stolen music equipment and his "fwends" Kesha and Yoko Ono.
Former music executive Santigold sheds light on her herky-jerky choreography and says she would have signed herself back in the '90s.
Indie rock group Grizzly Bear compare their music to a disorienting lifeboat and sings a round with Stephen.
The band fun. talks about undergarments, Super Bowl ads and their run-in with a Swedish death metal group.
Actor Woody Harrelson talks about his long-lost friend Frankie Hyman and the inspiration for their Off-Broadway show, "Bullet for Adolf"
Journalist Liza Mundy shares her book, "The Richer Sex: How the New Majority of Female Breadwinners is Transforming Sex, Love and Family."
The VP of Save the Children's U.S. Programs, Mark Shriver, talks about his father's civic contributions, the War on Poverty, and the importance of investing in kids.
Legendary folk artist Pete Seeger talks about his former Communist Party affiliation, his socialist musician father and the rights to his songs.
The host of MSNBC's "Up with Chris Hayes" explains America's housing bubble, elitism and the difference between educational opportunities and outcomes.
NASA physicist John Grunsfeld maps out Curiosity's landing course and considers whether or not there's life on Mars.
American artist Jeff Koons explains his famous sculpture, "Blue Balloon Dog," the museumgoer's experience, and the importance of bringing art to underserved children.
Legendary comedian Joan Rivers explains why she hates the Olympics, babies, young people, old people and herself.
Senior British diplomat Peter Westmacott talks about London's Olympic planning, royal etiquette and England's shared values with America.
The Brady Campaign's President, Dan Gross, talks about the Colorado shooting tragedy, everyday gun violence, and the prospect of Second Amendment regulations.
Award-winning journalist James Fallows examines the growth of China's aircraft business and what it means for U.S. aerospace exports.
Documentary filmmaker Vikram Gandhi discusses his fake spiritual movement, Mirror philosophy and leader Kumare's second coming.
Lisa Jackson details the EPA's founding under Richard Nixon, the importance of healthy communities, and the effects of mercury on children's IQ.
Mayor Annise Parker highlights Houston's largest industries and talks about being the first openly gay mayor of a major American city.
Nas shares his passion for rapping, thoughts on retirement, and the inspiration behind his 10th album cover.
Princeton University professor Anne-Marie Slaughter stresses that women need better job choices, ones that equally accommodate a family and full career.
Academy Award-winning screenwriter Aaron Sorkin talks about the golden age of news, "The West Wing" and what makes America the greatest country.
Philanthropist Melinda Gates discusses foreign aid, her philosophy on contraception, and the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation's global family planning summit.
Award-winning American novelist Richard Ford shares his inspiration for "Canada," aversion to criticism, and logic behind storing manuscripts in the freezer.
Frank Deford talks about his long sports writing career, his face-off with the Harlem Globetrotters, and the establishment of Title IX.
Cosmologist Lawrence Krauss discusses his book "A Universe from Nothing: Why There Is Something Rather than Nothing."
Newsweek correspondent Daniel Klaidman discusses his book "Kill or Capture: The War on Terror and the Soul of the Obama Presidency."
Actress Olivia Wilde talks about campaigning for Barack Obama, competing in dressage, and joining Stephen on Maxim's Hot 100 list.
Nobel Prize winner Paul Krugman discusses America's recessions and depressions, the effect of affluence on politics, and Europe's big economic mistake.
Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Steve Coll talks about ExxonMobil's corporate model, management and international reputation.
Gregg Allman of the Allman Brothers Band talks about fame, military school and the band's first flight on his Boeing 720, in his memoir, "My Cross to Bear."
MacArthur Genius Fellow Will Allen discusses urban farming and his book, "The Good Food Revolution: Growing Healthy Food, People, and Communities."
Actor Martin Sheen discusses "The Amazing Spider-Man," lefty-liberalism and his given Latino name.
Singer-songwriter Regina Spektor explains her appreciation for her childhood immigration experience and her love of Russian culture.
Actor Neil Patrick Harris discusses hosting the Tony Awards, performing on Broadway and playing a convincing straight guy on "How I Met Your Mother."
Second Lady Jill Biden describes her passion for teaching, the resilience of military families, and her "Vice team" leadership.
Congressman John Lewis recalls the 1965 Selma-to-Montgomery March, America's segregation and his mentor Martin Luther King, Jr.
Author Jack Hitt explores America's self-made history, job creators and the cyclical nature of amateurism.
Actor Alan Alda discusses good business models, the World Science Festival and his international Flame Challenge.
Actress Charlize Theron discusses fairy tales, beauty, and Stephen's prizewinning switch from handsome man to hot woman.
Dr. Francis Collins talks about America's weight problem, evolution and the holistic way to confront obesity.
Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour discusses The Met's Costume Institute exhibit "Schiaparelli and Prada: Impossible Conversations."
Civil rights lawyer Michelle Alexander discusses her book "The New Jim Crow: Mass Incarceration in the Age of Colorblindness."
Bravo executive and talk show host Andy Cohen discusses his book "Most Talkative: Stories from the Front Lines of Pop Culture."
Lena Dunham discusses "Girls," her popular HBO show about young women navigating work, love and friendship in New York City.
Social psychologist Jonathan Haidt discusses his book "The Righteous Mind: Why Good People Are Divided by Politics and Religion."
Carne Ross discusses his book "The Leaderless Revolution: How Ordinary People Will Take Power and Change Politics in the 21st Century."
Academy Award-winning actress Diane Keaton skirts Stephen's questions and misinterprets a backstage hug.
Jack White introduces his first solo album, "Blunderbuss," and recalls making a record with Stephen.
Harvard University's Michael Sandel illustrates the ethical and moral concerns regarding the growing role of money and market values in society.
The world's third youngest Chess Grand Master Magnus Carlsen discusses game strategy and stardom.
Former Texas Board of Education Chairman Don McLeroy discusses the documentary "The Revisionaries," science in textbooks and religious conservatism.
Tavis Smiley and Cornel West talk about their book on American poverty, "The Rich and the Rest of Us."
Arianna Huffington discusses the Huffington Post's Pulitzer Prize and how it differs from Stephen's Peabody Award.
Jonah Lehrer examines dangerous creativity myths and the history of innovation.
Award-winning American singer Bonnie Raitt talks about environmental activism and her popular track "Angel from Montgomery."
James Cameron discusses the "Titanic 3D" release and the submarine he helped engineer to dive straight to the bottom of the Marianas Trench.
Michelle Obama discusses her national initiative for helping military families, Joining Forces, and the importance of lowering veterans' unemployment rates.
Higher education consultant Richard Hersh believes in challenging college students to develop their highest intellectual and emotional capabilities.
Auto executive Bob Lutz discusses the soul of the American car industry, Mitt Romney and the award-winning Chevy Volt.
Novelist Anne Rice discusses her book "The Wolf Gift," and whether or not she fears an eternity of being poked in the hiney with a hot pitchfork.
National Geographic explorer-in-residence Robert Ballard talks about "Save the Titanic," his documentary promoting its preservation and protection against tourism.
Governor Nikki Haley talks about the good people of South Carolina who elected a 38-year-old, Indian-American female for governor.
Libertarian presidential candidate Governor Gary Johnson believes in fiscal conservatism and social tolerance.
Peter Beinart discusses his book "The Crisis of Zionism" and what he sees as a divide between the democratic Israel and the Israel of the West Bank.
Actor Mark Ruffalo became an anti-fracking, clean water activist after seeing the technologies' detrimental impact on communities in Pennsylvania.
Charles Murray talks about his book, "Coming Apart: The State of White America, 1960 to 2010," and suggests a way to address the growing division between the classes.
Dr. David Page, director of the Whitehead Institute for Biomedical Research, defends the Y chromosome in the face of enumerable challenges and insults to its character.
Combat journalist Dexter Filkins discusses the disconnect between preconceived notions about other countries and the realities on the ground.
Veteran political strategist Mark McKinnon's No Labels movement has a 12-step program to reform Congress.
Andrew Bird explains the inspiration for "Eyeoneye" and learns of sad associations with his "The Mysterious Production of Eggs" album.
Journalist Katherine Boo talks about what her experience in Mumbai, India, has taught her about poverty in the United States.
Stephen prank calls Eric Bolling, is inspired by Herman Cain's avant-garde ad, and talks folk music with Elvis Costello, Emmylou Harris and Don Fleming.
Willem Dafoe explains his transformation into a nine-foot Martian for the movie "John Carter."
Jonathan Safran Foer discusses his book "The New American Haggadah" and explains the Jewish Passover tradition of retelling stories.
Audra McDonald gives some historical background on "Porgy and Bess" and explains why it's not a musical about Stephen.
Claire Danes talks about her role as a bipolar CIA agent in her TV show "Homeland."
William Shatner discusses love, life, horses and his Broadway show "Shatner's World."
Ross Eisenbrey believes that everyone -- from interns to college athletes --should be paid for working for someone else's financial benefit.
Peggielene Bartels describes the Ghanaian libation ritual and discusses her achievements as the king of Otuam.
Spanish tenor Placido Domingo talks about his world-famous production of "Tosca" and explains why women find tenors so captivating.
House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi believes that super PACs threaten American democracy and that Citizens United should be overturned.
Author Robert Kagan talks about advising Mitt Romney on foreign policy and explores America's use of military force in international affairs.
Novelist Ann Patchett discusses the importance of brick-and-mortar bookstores and explains what prompted her to open Parnassus Books in Nashville.
The New York Times' William Broad explores the sexual benefits of yoga as well as its potential health risks.
Activist Bill McKibben talks about the proposed Keystone XL oil pipeline and calls on Colbert Nation to sign his petition opposing its construction.
CNN's Christiane Amanpour examines the likelihood of America and Israel going to war with Iran and weighs in on Iran's nuclear program.
CeaseFire's Ameena Matthews explores how her tough inner-city upbringing informs her work as a peacemaker among Chicago's gangs.
Bjork shows off her "Biophilia" album iPad app and explains what inspired her interactive multimedia collection.
Harvard Law School professor Laurence Tribe discusses the function of the Constitution and reveals his favorite amendment.
Drew Barrymore recalls working with Steven Spielberg as a little girl and thinks about recording a whale CD to promote her movie "Big Miracle."
NPR host Terry Gross talks about her 25-year career in public radio and offers the inside scoop on her interviews with Grover Norquist and Bill O'Reilly.
The Daily Beast's Andrew Sullivan analyzes the picture that GOP candidates have painted of Barack Obama and extolls the president's numerous achievements.
Bruce Bueno de Mesquita explains how he uses game theory to make geo-political predictions and formulate car-buying strategies.
The Metropolitan Museum of Art's Carrie Rebora Barratt provides an analysis of Emanuel Leutze's masterpiece "Washington Crossing the Delaware."
Columnist David Frum calls for an economically inclusive, environmentally responsible and socially modern Republican party.
Jennifer Granholm explains the fundamental differences between the Obama administration's intervention in the auto industry and Mitt Romney's work at Bain Capital.
Activist Scott Douglas advocates the overturn of Alabama's HB 56 anti-immigrant law and calls for a single, fair immigration law across the U.S.
Politico's Mike Allen analyzes Stephen's prospects in South Carolina, should he choose to make an even more historic announcement.
George Stephanopoulos considers the likelihood of Mitt Romney winning the GOP nomination and of Hillary Clinton becoming Barack Obama's vice presidential running mate.
Bill Moyers believes that capitalism is out of control and there can be no people's democracy as long as corporations are considered people.
Author Melissa Harris-Perry deconstructs stereotypes of African-American women and considers the consequences of a white-male-centered perspective on the American story.
AOL co-founder Steve Case believes that a generational shift away from ownership and toward community sharing is taking place.
Journalist John Heilemann examines Rick Santorum's rise in the Iowa caucus and the potential direction of his campaign.
Senator Bernie Sanders calls on Americans to support his proposed Saving American Democracy Amendment and help overturn the Supreme Court's Citizens United decision.
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Daniel Craig reveals his technique for staying sexy and arm-wrestles Stephen.
General Ray Odierno enumerates the reasons why America's employers should hire homecoming Iraq war veterans.
Managing Editor of CNN Worldwide Mark Whitaker discusses growing up in a biracial family at a time when interracial marriage was illegal in most states.
Samuel L. Jackson explores Martin Luther King Jr.'s tremendous personal sacrifice and the pressures and dangers he dealt with on a daily basis.
Jack Abramoff describes the controversial activities he engaged in as a Washington lobbyist and discusses the corrupting influence of campaign contributions.
The Bolshoi Ballet's David Hallberg describes Fred Astaire as his main artistic inspiration and explains that dance has always been his calling.
The Black Keys' Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney contemplate the pressures of stardom.
Jimmie Johnson explores the team dynamics involved in NASCAR racing and discusses the inspiration behind his Wii game.
Sir Richard Branson believes that business leaders have a responsibility to try to solve some of the world's biggest problems.
Stephen Sondheim discusses the complexity of his characters and rates Stephen's performance in "Company."
Eyadou ag Leche of Tinariwen discusses his band's Western musical influences and the band members' days in Muammar al-Gaddafi's rebel training camps.
Pulitzer Prize winning author Dr. Siddhartha Mukherjee discusses the history and science of cancer.
Author Susan Orlean recounts Rin Tin Tin's journey from stray puppy on a World War I battlefield to silent film star.
Chris Matthews talks about John F. Kennedy's World War II heroism and critical health issues.
Elijah Wood talks about the extensive Antarctic training he endured to play a penguin in "Happy Feet Two."
Designer Thomas Thwaites explains the process of building a toaster from scratch and shares his final product.
Brian Eno explains why he walked away from rock superstardom in the 70s and discusses his generative video art project, "77 Million Paintings."
Father Jim Martin believes that Jesus had a great sense of humor, but most people in the 21st century just don't get his jokes.
Seth Meyers believes that "Saturday Night Live"'s Weekend Update provides an alternative for Americans unfulfilled by mainstream news options.
Niall Ferguson explains that the U.S. economy has been the biggest in the world, since 1872, but will be overtaken by China in 2016.
Dr. Nathan Wolfe discusses the emergence of new viruses and their potential effect on people around the world.
Author Michael Pollan tries to cut through the confusion of food advertising claims with commonsense guidelines in his book "Food Rules."
Yo-Yo Ma, Stuart Duncan, Edgar Meyer and Chris Thile explain goat rodeos and discuss their totally American, genre-proof music.
Director of the British Museum Neil MacGregor explores the significance of historical objects.
Country music star Toby Keith takes on globalization and helps Stephen get the "ho"s out of America.
Pulitzer Prize-winning author Taylor Branch describes the NCAA as a cartel that hoards the billions of dollars generated by unpaid college athletes.
Documentarian Susan Saladoff explores how the media and corporate America manipulated the public into believing the civil justice system is broken.
Jon Huntsman addresses the controversy surrounding his faith and talks about serving as the U.S. Ambassador to China during Barack Obama's presidency.
Coldplay frontman Chris Martin weighs Stephen's single Grammy Award against his seven and admits to stealing America's Gwyneth.
Former FBI Special Agent Ali Soufan discusses the interrogation techniques he used to obtain intelligence from Al Qaeda operatives.
Steven Pinker believes the world is increasingly nonviolent and that this may be the most peaceful time in human existence.
In this unedited, extended interview, Harry Belafonte talks about his widely successful musical career and what drove him to become a civil rights activist.
Lieutenant Colonel Jason Amerine talks about fighting alongside Hamid Karzai in the Afghanistan War and remembers the troops who lost their lives there.
Black Star's Talib Kweli and Yasiin Bey (A.K.A. Mos Def) discuss their musical partnership and working outside the major record label structure.
John Lithgow talks about growing up in a theater family and getting hooked on acting in spite of himself.
Dr. Jerome Groopman helps patients understand the risks and benefits of possible treatments so they can make informed health decisions.
Entrepreneur and Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban thinks that billionaires are nice people, but that people think of them as checkbooks.
Ken Burns discusses the unforeseen consequences of Prohibition and the political and economic shifts that led to its end.
Melinda Gates believes employing effective teachers is the single most important thing that can be done to fix America's public school system.
Radiohead discuss their British invasion, their anti-corporate beliefs and the benefits of their self-distribution model.
Jeremy Ben-Ami, the president of the pro-Israel lobby J Street, discusses the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and Palestine's application for full U.N. membership.
Author Daniel Yergin discusses hydrofracking, alternative energy sources and America's decreasing demand for oil.
Author Jeffrey Kluger discusses the effect of sibling dynamics on people's lives and explains why Stephen is such a charmer.
David Copperfield explores the art and science of illusion and talks about "gut magic."
Michael Moore describes the defining moment that transformed him from a quiet kid into an outspoken social critic.
Al Gore talks about his work on the Climate Reality Project and marvels at the sophistication of Stephen's global warming metaphor.
Diane Sawyer discusses the unedited recordings of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, released 50 years after John F. Kennedy's inauguration.
Tom Brokaw recalls the experience of reporting on the 9/11 attacks and explores how Americans have been shaped by the tragedy.
Robin Wright believes that, by rejecting extremism, Muslims have created the most important political turning point of the early 21st century.
Tim Pawlenty discusses his reasons for dropping out of the presidential race and endorses Stephen in the 2012 election.
Once the world's most wanted hacker, Kevin Mitnick talks about his start as a phone prankster and his years as a government fugitive.
Jeff Bridges talks about winning an Oscar, playing The Dude, keeping it real for his bluesy music.
Space shuttle Atlantis crewmembers -- Chris Ferguson, Doug Hurley, Rex Walheim and Sandy Magnus -- discuss their final mission and the future of American space travel.
Ambassador Susan Rice explains U.S. involvement in Syria and Libya, and tells Colbert Nation what they can do to help with Somalia's humanitarian tragedy.
Gloria Steinem believes Americans know that women can do what men can do, but they don't know that men can do what women can do.
AmericansElect.org CEO Elliot Ackerman believes that individuals should have the power and tools to draft and directly nominate their own presidential candidate.
The Cars' Ric Ocasek remembers the '80s music scene and promises Stephen any future Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Awards.
Psychiatrist Nassir Ghaemi believes that mental illness can foster great leadership, but the Republican presidential candidates are too "normal."
Chef Anthony Bourdain worries about the ballooning of Americans and occasionally eats endangered birds with a hood over his head.
Art crime investigator Robert Wittman recovers stolen paintings around the world and explains the challenges of museum security.
Bloomberg News' Al Hunt believes Barack Obama lost the debt ceiling negotiation, but he doesn't think the Republicans won.
Barack Obama makes a deal with Republicans, a new technology honors the dead, and Zappos' C.E.O. Tony Hsieh always does free returns.
Republican presidential candidate Buddy Roemer takes no PAC money and wants to kick the special-interest hogs off the trough.
Missy Cummings wants to replace the military's cumbersome battlefield surveillance technology with lightweight, smartphone-operated drones.
NPR host Brooke Gladstone explains why her graphic novel is similar to radio and fights the popular notion that the media control minds.
Particle physicist Brian Cox talks about the future of the universe and the possibility of the Higgs boson particle.
Neuroscientist David Eagleman likens the brain to a neural Parliament with different political parties that are battling it out to steer the ship of state.
Michael Sandel uses real-world examples to test big philosophical concepts and ethical questions about justice and cannibalism.
David Carr of the New York Times admits that papers sell based on the misery of others, but that Rupert Murdoch's News Corp. sells misery best.
John Prendergast talks about the birth of South Sudan, the creation of its flag and the oil curse that might plague its future.
Jose Antonio Vargas explains which is more difficult: coming out of the closet as a gay man or as a border gay.
David McCullough explains why 19th century Americans moved to Paris rather than stay in the states and appreciate American mayonnaise.
Dan Savage thinks monogamy shouldn't be the ultimate defining characteristic of a successful marriage because fooling around can sometimes save a marriage.
Michael Shermer discusses his book "The Believing Brain," which explains how people form beliefs first, then filter data to reinforce them.
Timothy Garton Ash talks about his book "Facts Are Subversive" and discusses the decline of the Western world in an ever-changing geopolitical landscape.
Gary Sinise discusses his documentary, "Lt. Dan Band: For the Common Good," and the importance of supporting America's troops.
Emmy-winning filmmaker Alexandra Pelosi discusses her documentary, "Citizen U.S.A," about citizenship ceremonies throughout the 50 states.
Grover Norquist, lobbyist for Americans for Tax Reform, must choose between terrorized grandmothers and higher taxes.
Jack White brings out Stephen's record, "Charlene II (I'm Over You)."
Talib Kweli thinks his conscious rapper label is a limitation and a compliment.
Florence Welch recalls being discovered while singing drunkenly in a girl's bathroom.
Florence and the Machine will join Stephen for day two of StePhest Colbchella '011.
Keith Olbermann refuses to acknowledge Bill O'Reilly's victory and doesn't miss having to shave every day.
Janny Scott thinks the real story of Barack Obama's mother is far more interesting than the oversimplified version.
Henry Kissinger will negotiate with Mao Zedong but has cut off relationships with an eight-year-old.
Tom Ridge believes natural gas is a matter of economic and national security.
Bre Pettis uses the MakerBot to print a three-dimensional copy of Stephen's head.
Sugar Ray Leonard describes what he thinks of boxing today and thumb wrestles Stephen.
Werner Herzog explains why he added radioactive albino crocodiles to his documentary about cave paintings.
Salman Khan hopes that anyone with an Internet connection will use his YouTube lessons to learn.
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. says mountaintop mining is not a good thing for American democracy.
James Stewart describes the corrosive effect lying has on society and the short-term harm that comes with telling the truth.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar discusses the Harlem Rens and his missing statue in front of the Lakers stadium.
Austan Goolsbee wants to focus on the budget by cutting spending and raising high-income tax rates.
Stephen asks Amy Kremer if she'd raise taxes to save 8 million lives from a ticking nuclear bomb.
Alison Klayman explains the Chinese government's possible reasons for beating and imprisoning artist Ai Weiwei.
John Bradshaw discusses the new science of understanding that dogs really want to be with people.
Eric Greitens recalls his difficult Navy SEAL training and refuses to trash-talk the other services.
Geoffrey Rush talks about method acting, mentoring Ryan Reynolds but playing a feral eight-year-old.
Lupe Fiasco wears his smart glasses to speak out against Obama, the war on terror and segregation in Chicago.
Bill James discusses Lizzie Borden's innocence, Winnie Judd's murderous phase and John Wayne Gacy's valuable paintings.
Amy Farrell says America's diet industry reinforces the culture of fat shame.
It would take real courage for Rex Ryan to announce that the New York Jets will be the first team to play touch football.
Francis Fukuyama believes Osama bin Laden's death weakens the argument for American troops staying in Afghanistan.
Wade Graham reveals what American gardens in closets with grow lights say about the culture.
Even though Ice-T has never done drugs, Stephen wants to know where to score some pure, uncut street cred.
A.C. Grayling's humanist Bible, "The Good Book," is a collection of great wisdom, but it's nothing Stephen would kill somebody else over.
Ron Paul defines liberty, criticizes the Federal Reserve and doesn't believe in the income tax.
Caroline Kennedy and Stephen read poetry by W.H. Auden and Edna St. Vincent Millay.
Morgan Spurlock pulls the curtain back on product placement and advertising in "The Greatest Movie Ever Sold."
Ray Kurzweil predicts that people will merge with technology and become a billion times smarter by 2045.
Stephen wants Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage to bust the myths of evolution and throwing the baby out with the bathwater.
Jeff Greenfield writes alternate American histories to prove that the flip of a coin can produce powerful political results.
David Tang provides celebrities the platform to correct lies and misinformation for much less than the cost of a lawyer.
James Franco addresses his pop culture critics and believes Stephen would win a Renaissance man-off.
Andrew Chaikin explains why humans need to follow in the footsteps of their robotic emissaries and travel to Mars.
Piers Gibbon was oddly offended when he learned that cannibals in New Guinea had never eaten a white man.
Tim Shriver asks Stephen to lead a campaign to get people to stop using the r-word.
Anthony Fauci explains to Stephen why AIDS is still a big problem, even with abstinence education.
Michael Moore says labor unions are on the ropes because wealthy people have done everything they can to destroy them.
Jody Williams doesn't believe she's better than men, but she thinks she's smarter than a lot of them.
Nathan Myhrvold uses modern scientific methods to cook 72-hour pastrami and pistachio ice cream without cream.
Ayman Mohyeldin says the American cable companies that refuse to carry Al Jazeera help contribute to the misinformation about the Middle East.
The escalating conflict in Libya means good news for troops, Stephen's self-portrait goes up for auction, and Steve Martin does some bluegrass.
Reza Aslan thinks Peter King's hearings to investigate Muslim radicalization are a useless enterprise.
David Brooks describes the way unconscious emotions affect people's decisions and values.
Dan Sinker questions the sanity of anyone who actually thought he was Rahm Emanuel on Twitter.
Joshua Foer explains that having a European coach was like bringing a gun to a knife fight at the U.S. Memory Championship.
Mark Moffett says plants need an animal intermediary to carry the pollen to the next plant and do the deed.
Stephen hopes he's not the surprise on the obituary page, and Harry Connick, Jr. won't be tickling the ivories.
Evan Osnos believes America needs to be working as hard as China if it wants to come up with the next big technological idea.
Michael Scheuer believes the war on terror has barely begun because the American people don't have a clue about why they're being attacked.
Glenn Greenwald praises WikiLeaks for shining a light on what government and corporations do in secret. Mike Huckabee believes there aren't nearly enough potential presidential candidates working for Fox News.
Stephanie Coontz says that women in the 1960s who wanted more in life than to be a housewife were diagnosed with penis envy.
Randi Weingarten says state workers in Wisconsin are willing to do their part with budget cuts, but they don't want to lose their voice. Bing West believes America diverted itself from the war by trying to make a modern nation out of Afghanistan.
Eugene Jarecki reveals that Ronald Reagan raised taxes and was the first president to have a gay sleepover in the White House.
H. Jeffrey Leonard explains the impact of big companies' late payment policies on small business.
Eric Foner says Abraham Lincoln didn't see slavery as a fundamental problem confronting America until well into his career.
Christiane Amanpour brings a gift for Christiane Aman-purr and believes Egypt's democratic uprising will last. David Albright explains why no one will take credit for setting back the Iranian nuclear program with Stuxnet.
James Murphy explains why he's walking away from fame in his last TV appearance as LCD Soundsystem.
Jane McGonigal says 10 years of scientific research show that playing video games is actually the most productive thing we can do.
Sean Dorrance Kelly believes that we've lost the notion of what's sacred in our existence.
Leslie Dach confirms the ugly rumors that Wal-Mart is collaborating with the Obama administration to sell fruits and vegetables at a lower price. Michael Lewis explains how Wall Street got so good at disguising bad loans that they bought some for themselves.
Samer Shehata believes the U.S. can push for a stable Middle East by supporting the 83 million Egyptians rising up. Paul Offit believes the visibility of the smallpox vaccination scar during swimsuit season is a small price to pay for better health.
Stephen uses the power of time-traveling porn to predict the 2012 presidential election, and Daryl Bem discusses his theory of extrasensory pornception. Brian Greene says math is the gateway to reality and calls Stephen a bag of particles governed by the laws of physics.
Stephen answers Obama's call to entrepreneurs and reviews the State of the Union address with Michael Waldman. Christine Yvette Lewis is a working nanny who advocates for fair labor standards for domestic workers.
Amy Chua explains how she tried to raise her two daughters the same way her strict Chinese immigrant parents raised her.
Charlie Rose admits that he rarely sits down for interviews himself because he has nothing to say.
Chris Matthews remembers John F. Kennedy as a war hero who was the first president to stand up for civil rights.
Ron Reagan helps Stephen remember that his father raised taxes and provided amnesty to illegal immigrants.
Cornel West wants the love to flow so that poor people will have the same dignity as investment bankers.
Sherry Turkle doesn't want to get rid of technology, but she thinks it's time to put it in its place.
Kevin Spacey explains that Jack Abramoff went to prison for overcharging Native Americans, but Stephen thinks that makes him a patriot.
Stephen informs Bernard-Henri Levy that Americans think of public intellectualizing the same as public urination.
Chris Hughes talks about working for the Obama campaign and helping people connect to a non-profit through Jumo.
Fen Montaigne explains how global warming affects Antarctic penguins and rising sea levels.
Ronald DePinho wants to reverse the aging process and increase years of healthy living so that older people can continue to work.
Atul Gawande explains how checklists make flying, surgery and Van Halen shows safer.
Ron Paul wants to return to the gold standard, while David Leonhardt explains why Americans don't need to worry about inflation. Geoffrey Canada works to educate kids and teach them how to grow up without using violence.
Ed Rendell explains that America is wussing out by not doing anything about China and canceling football games because of weather.
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Amy Sedaris shows how to save money by freezing cookie crumbs for the office holiday party. Paul Simon talks about how he sampled a sermon from 1941 for his first Christmas song.
While Stephen waits for his Prodigy account to open, Omar Wasow discusses what is at stake in the cyberwar. Laird Hamilton discusses the most dangerous thing in the ocean and the plus side of global warming.
David Boies supports the Prop 8 challenge because marriage is one of the most important rights in America. Stephen asks Stephen Sondheim if there really is a place for an illegal immigrant like Maria and finishes "Send in the Clowns" with his own lyrics.
Patti Smith gives advice to young people who decide to throw away their lives and become artists.
Julie Taymor agrees that her version of "The Tempest" is "Lost" meets Harry Potter.
Steve Martin puts his art knowledge to the test by choosing between Ellsworth Kelly's "Green" and a Sherwin-Williams paint swatch.
David and Julie Eisenhower talk about what it was like to be with the man who invented the 1950s but didn't know how to use a telephone.
"Doonesbury" cartoonist Garry Trudeau scooped himself on the first openly gay character in a comic strip.
David Stockman wants America to get out of debt by letting the Bush tax cuts expire and cutting the defense budget.
Michelle Rhee says the problem with America's public schools is that there is no organized interest group that represents children.
Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack delivers a Stephen Colbert head made out of 25 pounds of organic cheddar.
Dan Savage wants Stephen to set an example for high-profile conservative pundits by making a video for the It Gets Better Project.
Salvatore Giunta gives credit to all the unsung heroes who didn't receive a Medal of Honor for bravery in Afghanistan.
Ian Frazier describes being on a train for 52 hours and never leaving the Russian forest.
John Legend encourages people to stay involved and aware of what's going on in the world with his tribute to protest songs from the 60s and 70s.
NBA Commissioner David Stern discusses basketball's popularity around the world and the benefits of short shorts.
Quincy Jones remembers when Frank Sinatra cut him loose with Lucille Ball and Loretta Young in Las Vegas.
Stephen teaches Martha Stewart how to spread mayonnaise on Wonder Bread and sprinkle the slices with pre-sweetened Kool-Aid mix.
Cee Lo Green's "F**k You" is so infectious that Stephen feels like he needs to go on a course of Zithromax after he listens to it.
According to Reza Aslan, Muslims have decided, in their secret gatherings, to bring down democracy through art.
Elvis Costello is ready for the Colbert Bump because his albums don't sell like hotcakes.
After the Republican victories in the midterm election, Doris Kearns Goodwin thinks Barack Obama has to figure out how to laugh at himself.
David Frum believes the midterm elections are a great opportunity to redirect America onto a more balanced, centrist course.
According to Jonathan Alter, Barack Obama had a more productive first two years than any president since Lyndon Johnson, but the message didn't get out.
Maira Kalman thinks Abraham Lincoln would have been the most incredible boyfriend.
Tom Perriello is campaigning on the Democrats' record because he thinks Americans are smart enough to understand that results take time. Apolo Ohno trains like a boxer with a warrior's mentality, but he's still wearing tights skating in circles.
Garry Wills calls himself a disciple of Doris Kearns Goodwin and says the Tea Party movement is a racist endeavor.
Nicholas Negroponte wants to give laptop computers to children in third-world countries so they can communicate with the rest of the world.
Bill Bryson tells the history of the world by questioning the common things we take for granted, in his book, "At Home."
Austan Goolsbee says that extending the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy won't pull the American economy out of recession.
Brendan Steinhauser believes that the Tea Party movement is winning because it's staying on the message of reducing national debt.
Robert Reich believes America can't get out of the recession until the circle of prosperity is enlarged for the middle class.
Davis Guggenheim explains how America's failing public schools affect Stephen's gated neighborhood.
Mavis Staples discusses her arranged marriage with Jeff Tweedy, recalls opening for Martin Luther King Jr. and denies singing the devil's music.
Leon Botstein has made it mandatory for college freshmen at Bard to take a three-week intensive on a scientific discipline.
Eugene Robinson sees four categories of black America, and Stephen should feel threatened by all of them.
Aaron Sorkin explains why he didn't go to Harvard, worries about child porn on his hard drive and calls Facebook a performance.
Steven Rattner talks about what would have happened if the Obama administration hadn't bailed out the auto industry.
Ross Douthat doesn't think Christine O'Donnell's anti-masturbation stance makes for good public policy.
Ken Burns says the steroids era in baseball wasn't as bad as the gambling scandals or the exclusion of African Americans.
Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman remembers his days as a mob lawyer and believes graffiti artists should have their thumbs cut off.
Guillermo del Toro has always imagined the National Geographic approach to designing monsters.
Google CEO Eric Schmidt wants people to remember that when you post something online, computers will remember it forever.
Stephen Malkmus explains how Pavement can be such an influential band and not have a number one hit.
Lawrence O'Donnell predicts that a Tea Party Congress would get sworn in and immediately move to adjourn for the rest of the year.
In order to solve global warming, Saul Griffith says we have to change our behaviors, not just our technologies.
Sean Wilentz explains to the young people, like Stephen, why they should care about Bob Dylan.
Lisa Birnbach defines a preppy as somebody who has a classic outlook on life, as well as a classic wardrobe.
Stephen thanks the veterans with a sexy hot dog man and tries to get them jobs, with Jim Webb's help. Brent Cummings and Josh Bleill appreciate the support they've received from the American public after their tours in Iraq.
Stephen thanks Yogi Berra, General Ray Odierno, Vice President Joe Biden and the troops in the audience. Stephen welcomes General Ray Odierno back from Iraq with the Colbert Bump and his haircut.
Anthony Romero explains why America needs the ACLU to support the Constitution, now that it has Tea Partiers.
Richard Engel explains how he got to be the journalist who told the world that Operation Iraqi Freedom was over.
Stephen proudly introduces his for-profit college, and Andrew Hacker says online universities are rip-offs. Heidi Cullen attributes the current extreme floods, droughts and heat to global warming.
Jeffrey Goldberg says bad things could come from a decision, either by Israel or the US, to bomb Iran.
Leslie Kean describes the hard evidence of UFOs and calls for more investigation.
Jon Krakauer explains how the Bush administration turned Pat Tillman's death into a propaganda tool.
Spending six years at a zoo made Thomas French start to see people's primal behavior underneath.
Stephen asks Barry Levine whom he has to sleep with to make it onto the National Enquirer cover.
Richard Clarke believes that too many intelligence agencies increase the chances that the next terrorist attack will succeed. Thanks to the Colbert Bump, Mayor John Fetterman has won re-election and Braddock, PA is getting a new community center.
Chuck Close explains how he paints giant portraits when he has a hard time recognizing faces.
David Finkel spent eight months with troops in Iraq to find out what young Americans go through when they're sent to war.
Dylan Ratigan draws parallels between Mexican drug dealers and American bank executives.
Savion Glover discusses the origin of tap dancing, explains its decline in popularity and performs with friends.
Michael Posner believes it's in America's best interest to encourage stable democracies that respect human rights.
Stephen questions Laura Ingraham about the hackneyed racial stereotypes President Obama makes in his diary.
Stephen tells Jimmy Cliff that he thinks reggae music is the perfect music for a corporate retreat.
Andy Cohen and Stephen re-enact a fight between Bethenny and Kelly from "The Real Housewives of New York City."
Elon Musk wants to carry people to the space station, but there will be an extra surcharge to bring them back.
Tom Blanton believes Brad Manning may have applied a Facebook mentality when he leaked classified documents about the Afghan war. "The Extra Man" star Kevin Kline is known for his great stage presence, but Stephen will not be out-enunciated by him.
Hephzibah Anderson discovered what she wanted from sex during her year of abstinence.
Arturo Rodriguez invites Americans who think immigrant farm workers are taking away jobs to work in the fields.
Steve Carell feels like he's in the witness relocation program, and Jon Stewart wants to escape The Daily Show.
Garret Keizer says noise and silence get distributed like other forms of wealth and disadvantage.
Paul Krugman says giving money to the unemployed is a very fast, effective way of creating jobs. Michio Kaku believes we will have something resembling a Harry Potter invisibility cloak within the coming decades.
Manny Howard tried to grow tilapia in his bathtub and almost beat a rabbit to death with a dustpan in self-defense.
Nicholas Carr says the Internet short-circuits our mental processes by constantly bombarding us with information.
Julian Castro believes Arizona's immigration law comes from legitimate frustration, but the legislation goes overboard.
Michael Hastings explains why he wrote the Rolling Stone article that eventually got General Stanley McChrystal fired. John Waters acted out an airplane crash for first graders, and then gave them rat skeletons.
Michael Specter says everyone gets upset about Big Science and Big Pharma, but they love Big Placebo.
Tim Westergren describes how Pandora creates a personalized list of songs by analyzing musical attributes.
Gloria Steinem says men who raise the kids and take care of the house have better marriages, live longer and have better sex.
Wes Moore speaks to the importance of small decisions and role models by comparing himself to the imprisoned Wes Moore.
David Mamet believes the theater is dead because they're showing nothing but revivals that weren't good 40 years ago.
Mark Mothersbaugh and Gerald Casale employed focus groups to help them choose songs, blue hats and suits inspired by Kim Jong-il.
Carl Safina attributes the BP oil spill to the government protecting corporate greed instead of public interest.
According to Stephen Prothero, pretending all religions are the same doesn't serve to understand the world.
Alan Bean paints scenes from his time in space to leave behind stories that regular people don't know about.
Israeli ambassador Michael Oren defends Israel's flotilla raid and explains why he does not support an international investigation into the incident. Sam Nunn hopes to keep nuclear materials out of the hands of terrorists by getting cooperation from other nations.
Mark Frauenfelder demonstrates an all-knowing Twitter orb, the most useless machine and a cigar-box guitar.
James Carville knows who to blame for the BP oil spill and explains how President Obama should respond to the crisis. Jonathan Alter believes that President Obama made history right after coming into office by preventing another Great Depression.
Stephen reads Vampire Weekend "The Elements of Style" to prove the necessity of the Oxford comma.
Lisa Miller says the problem with the popular belief about Heaven right now is that God isn't there.
Ayaan Hirsi Ali wants us to shed the inhibition of judging and say that one religion is better than the other.
Craig Finn and Tad Kubler talk about Heaven, Mother Teresa and their rock prophets.
According to Deepak Chopra, Stephen's dark side is arrogance, but his gift is bringing comic relief to America.
Hampton Sides talks about what motivated James Earl Ray to assassinate Martin Luther King Jr.
Gary Johnson wants the government to decriminalize marijuana and tell kids the truth about smoking pot.
Stewart Brand accepts the use of nuclear power because he wants to see us get off all the fossil fuels.
Dave Isay has learned that moms, no matter where they come from, share a lot in common.
Stephen wishes he had time to talk to Michael J. Fox about his book, "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Future". Mark Moffett describes the elaborate social structures of ants that include market economies and nationalism.
Elizabeth Warren supports financial regulation that will put rules back in place and rein Wall Street in a little bit.
Charlie Crist drops out of Florida's Republican primary, and Abel Maldonado promotes California's Proposition 14. Stephen asks Damian Kulash and Tim Nordwind if they ever make videos with their groupies.
Instead of another moon landing, Gregg Easterbrook would like to see taxpayer money used to protect Earth against asteroids.
Conn Iggulden wants to make it clear that an ordinary person can be a hero, and we can all be inspired by heroic stories.
Sharon Jones recalls her old jobs as a corrections officer at Rikers Island and a wedding singer.
Murdoc calls to tell Stephen he won't be interviewing the real Gorillaz, just Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett.
Craig Robinson's parents liked Barack Obama when they first met him, but they didn't think he would last.
Jeffrey Katzenberg listens to Stephen's movie script idea and presents the newest 3-D glasses.
Andrew Ross Sorkin discusses the importance of the SEC case against Goldman Sachs, which questions whether Wall Street is a casino. George Will talks about the history of baseball, debates health care reform and criticizes Ronald Reagan.
Aimee Mullins, who has two prosthetic legs, says the average pinup model has more prosthetics in her breasts than she has on her body.
David Shields wants writers to ignore the laws regarding appropriation and create new forms for the 21st century.
Jon Mooallem discusses the observations of same-sex activities in about 450 different species.
Jeffrey Toobin talks about the legacy of Justice Stevens and his possible Supreme Court replacement. Julian Assange entitled the Apache helicopter video "Collateral Murder" in order to get maximum political impact.
Neil deGrasse Tyson says the manned space program is the force that inspires people to become scientists in the first place.
David Simon describes his new HBO show, "Treme," as "Glee," but with a few more black people.
Al Sharpton says education should be about teaching the students, not protecting the principals, teachers and administrators.
Dean Kamen demonstrates how his prosthetic arm invention helps soldiers feed themselves.
David Frum says it's mathematically impossible for Republicans to repeal and replace the health care bill. Judith Shulevitz thinks the Sabbath teaches us how to organize our time around family and community.
Craig Mullaney talks about the current military situation and the changing momentum in Afghanistan.
Simon Johnson believes the Obama administration hasn't done enough to prevent another financial crisis.
Claire McCaskill praises the health care reform bill and sends a message to Rush Limbaugh in Costa Rica.
Mary Matalin attempts to explain the Republican position on health care without using talking points.
Nell Irvin Painter debates the meaning of white people and arm-wrestles Stephen over the Scots-Irish.
Rebecca Skloot discusses Henrietta Lacks, whose cells were the first to be immortal and commercialized.
Robert Baer wants the troops to get better intelligence from the government, not the private sector.
David Aaronovitch looks into why intelligent people believe really dumb things about what happens.
Sean Carroll talks about the mystery of time and the possibility of a multiverse.
Annie Leonard says our quest for more stuff is taking the place of things that provide deeper happiness.
Ezra Klein explains the reconciliation process that Democrats need to pass health care reform and what Republicans can do to drag it out. Tom Hanks discusses his role as a history maker and the hard work behind the WWII mini-series, "The Pacific."
Barry Schwartz explains why people are paralyzed with indecision when they're offered too many choices.
Garry Wills fears that the president's power to declare war puts the Constitution in danger.
David Brooks compares the Tea Partiers to Wal-Mart hippies and calls Obama a thoughtful guy with a spending problem.
If Don Cheadle really cared about drawing attention to his causes, he'd do heroin for Darfur.
Shani Davis thanks Stephen Colbert with two Olympic medals around his neck in the dramatic conclusion of a two-part series. Seth Wescott reveals the gentleman's agreement among top snowboarders to wear baggy clothing.
Ski aerialists Ryan St. Onge and Jeret Peterson can't leave until they admit they have an adrenaline addiction.
Lindsey Vonn discusses her Austrian cheese remedy for an injured leg and the gender of her skis. Bob Costas climbs up on Stephen's giant moose, Ebersol.
Shaun White theorizes why snowboarders don't burst into tears like figure skaters do when they're judged.
Al Michaels will call it a miracle if Shani Davis mouths, "Thank you, Stephen," from the Olympic medal podium. David Ross thinks good Olympic art should contain a heroic individual. With that in mind, Stephen presents his Vancouver poster.
Claire Danes describes her role as an autistic woman who designed a system where cows can walk easily to their death.
George Stephanopoulos discusses his work on "The Week" and "GMA" over a Heineken.
Jonathan Safran Foer says the U.S. farm system is perfectly antithetical to American values.
Henry Louis Gates, Jr. informs Stephen that he's the whitest man he's ever tested using genetic analysis.
Peter Cove helps the studio audience get back to work by taking questions and offering advice. John Durant eats like a caveman because our genes are best adapted to a hunter-gatherer diet.
Eliot Spitzer thinks Americans should be furious that the financial system is being rebuilt exactly as it was before the economic collapse.
Sport Psychology Consultant Nicole Detling Miller teaches Stephen how to mentally coach Jessica Smith. Harold Ford Jr. maintains his consistent pro-choice position and explains why he changed his mind about gay marriage.
David Gergen believes Obama connected with the younger generation in his State of the Union address, but not the blue-collar workers.
Arthur Benjamin loves to combine his passions of math and magic to do "mathemagics."
Paul Begala believes the Democrats need to do three things: attack, attack, attack. Mika Brzezinski couldn't do anything right when she tried to be the perfect wife, mother and journalist.
Kati Marton explains how she accessed her childhood in Hungary by obtaining secret police files.
John Farmer reveals that the government misrepresented the responsiveness of the national command structure on 9/11.
Dick Ebersol invites Stephen to cover the Olympics as a member of the NBC team and receives a check from the Colbert Nation.
Stephen needs a clean pint of urine before he can make an Olympic team, and Stephen Bosworth discusses North Korea.
Margaret Palmer believes there's a better way to mine for coal than blowing the tops off mountains. Emily Pilloton wants to create things that aren't just well designed, but have a positive social impact.
Kathleen Sebelius discusses her role in the reconciliation of the health care bill between the House and Senate.
John Heilemann is confident his book about the 2008 presidential campaign, "Game Change," is as factually accurate as you can imagine.
Raj Patel says the hidden cost of our consumption causes a great deal of environmental harm and social destruction.
Eugene Jarecki uses "It's a Wonderful Life" to inspire Americans to pull their money out of large banks, while Stephen offers an alternate interpretation of the film. Morgan Freeman, the most trusted voice in America, reads a list of untrustworthy things.
Barry Scheck explains how the Innocence Project uses DNA evidence to exonerate innocent people. James Fowler talks about the strong influence of social networks and how they affect our lives.
Charles Moore talks about the garbage patch that's turning the Pacific Ocean into a plastic wasteland.
Riley Crane built a platform for viral collaboration to find DARPA's 10 red balloons randomly placed around the United States.
Erick Erickson opposes the Republican National Committee's purity test because the voters should decide.
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Tom Brokaw calls the last 10 years the "Oh My God" decade where everything was out of sync with what it had been before.
Stephen wants Alicia Keys to address the suburban crowd in her hit song, "Empire State of Mind."
Katherine Reutter wants Stephen to autograph her thigh so she can skate faster. Snoop Dogg works on his acting skills by reading a soap opera script with Stephen.
Lara Logan weighs in on Obama's complex plan in Afghanistan and explains why Osama bin Laden hasn't been captured.
Matt Taibbi discusses Goldman Sachs' unprecedented access and influence on the government.
Bernie Sanders doesn't want the government to run everything, but he calls for a fairer distribution of wealth and income.
Bill T. Jones describes how Fela Kuti fought against the Nigerian government with his music.
Janet Napolitano discusses America's border security and explains why she doesn't believe in the color-coded terror alert level.
Craig Watkins tries to bring back credibility to the criminal justice system by overturning wrongful convictions.
Brother Guy Consolmagno explains why the Vatican accepts the possibility of alien life. Sherman Alexie criticizes digital technology for taking away the local celebration and appreciation of books.
Dan Esty believes President Obama will bring a change in spirit to the United Nations Climate Change Conference. Cevin Soling says public schools have been transformed into prisons because of an overdependence on security.
John Pike talks about the popularity of the AK-47 as the Russian designer celebrates his 90th birthday. Elvis Costello will come back and do a song with Stephen when he gets his voice back.
Norah Jones doesn't like her fans enough to get caught snorting coke in her underwear.
Malcolm Gladwell tries to get people to see connections between their own worlds and worlds outside of theirs.
Paul Goldberger says buildings bring out our emotions and are part of our most profound memories.
Stephen shaves Woody Harrelson's head while they both sing "The Star-Spangled Banner."
Christopher Caldwell says unassimilated Muslim immigrants have disrupted European relations between ethnic groups and the sexes.
Maria Shriver feeds Stephen Lovin' Scoopful, her new ice cream that benefits Special Olympics.
Thomas Campbell explains to Stephen why people come to see art at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
William Bratton works to take the American police force model to emerging democracies and post-conflict nations.
Harold Evans talks about being married to Tina Brown, getting knighted by the queen and exposing spies in the British government.
Andrew Sullivan details Barack Obama's achievements in improved international relations, health care reform and bipartisanship.
Nicholas Thompson describes the lives of two friends -- Paul Nitze and George Kennan -- battling over the U.S. approach to the Cold War.
Put Rosanne Cash's new album on your list and drop some cash on it. Bill Simmons believes Wilt Chamberlain was gay and compares Kobe Bryant to Teen Wolf.
Physicist Brian Cox, one of People Magazine's Sexiest Men Alive, discusses relativity and scientific bollocks.
Randall Balmer refuses to join the Catholic Church because he's suspicious of any religious group that defines itself in negative terms. Gail Collins describes the last 50 years of progress made by American women and the new issues they face today.
Cornel West criticizes Barack Obama out of concern for the poor and working class people.
Thanks to Jerry Mitchell's investigations, four people have gone to jail for crimes they committed in the civil rights era.
The RZA wants everyone to know that the truth shall set you free from all things.
Sylvia Earle stresses the importance of doing everything we can to protect the ocean and restore health to the system that takes care of us.
Sanjay Gupta wants to intervene in the process of death and possibly reverse it.
Colin Beavan spent a year making no environmental impact in the hope of finding a way to live that's better for the planet.
Alison Gopnik says babies are already as smart as they can be and have incredibly powerful ways of learning about the world.
John Darnielle discusses his cheerfully desolate song lyrics and his respect for suicidal mountain goats.
Secretary of Education Arne Duncan wants longer school hours so American students can compete with the rest of the world.
Francis Collins informs Stephen that it's going to take time for stem cell research to give him crab claws.
After offering evidence for evolution, Richard Dawkins wants to see the evidence for God.
Matt Latimer, a former speechwriter for the Bush administration, remembers the words he used most when writing for the president.
Sheryl WuDunn believes giving women loans and educating girls is the way to lift developing nations out of poverty.
Ken Burns believes if America didn't have national parks, the Grand Canyon would be lined with mansions and Yosemite would be a gated community.
Michael Moore fights capitalism and urges Senate Democrats to stand up for health care reform. AJ Jacobs' life experiments include following all the rules of the Bible, trying to be the most rational person alive and radical honesty.
Shai Agassi explains his electric car network that's modeled after cell phone plans.
Frank Bruni talks about mastering his addiction to compulsive eating as a food critic for the New York Times.
Stephen asks The Flaming Lips' Wayne Coyne how bad things must be in Oklahoma that "Do You Realize??" is its official rock song.
Christiane Amanpour is going to make Americans care about the rest of the world with her CNN show "Amanpour".
Mayor Cory Booker discusses Newark's decreasing crime rate and gives Stephen the right to pee.
Chris Matthews believes American politics would have been completely different without the Kennedys.
Ang Lee captures the hope and optimism of tired, dirty kids in his movie, "Taking Woodstock."
Robert Wright believes that the three major religions can help God move toward a level of tolerance and compassion.
Bill McKibben urges international leaders to take steps to lower the world's carbon dioxide levels through his 350.org movement.
Mark Devlin sends giant weather balloons into space to learn about galaxies that are billions of light years away.
Mark Johnson explores the way music helps us persevere through struggles with his movement, "Playing for Change."
According to Jonathan Cohn, the health care crisis forces even middle class Americans, who play by the rules, to choose between bankruptcy and medical care.
Barbara Boxer's new novel, "Blind Trust," is about a liberal California senator involved in a scandal, but it's not a veiled confession.
Meryl Streep won't feel responsible if her role as Julia Child influences kids to think cooking is cool.
Kris Kobach wants to fight illegal immigration on the local level and reward the people willing to come to this country legally.
According to Kurt Andersen, the economic and health crises give Americans a brief chance to get things where they want them.
General Tony Zinni cites David Petraeus, Barack Obama and Richard Branson as examples of great leaders.
Kathryn Bigelow's war movie, "The Hurt Locker," is getting great reviews, despite not having explosions and ear-splitting sound effects.
Kevin Baker believes President Obama sees what needs to be done but is too reluctant to break with Congress.
Arianna Huffington was born in the United States, but she cultivated an accent to give herself an air of being an ethnic minority.
Because the guys from Movits! are from Sweden, they're forced to have the same hair length and glasses.
Zev Chafets doesn't have a problem with steroid use in baseball, but he is concerned about its cover-up.
Chris Anderson explains how it's possible for companies to make money by providing free services.
Aaron Carroll believes the single-payer system will cost less, cover everyone and lead to better outcomes.
Geoffrey Canada can't find any area where white men are being disproportionately victimized. Bob Park doesn't understand why humans need go to space when robots can do a better job.
Edmund Andrews explains how he fell victim to the mortgage crisis as a New York Times economics reporter.
Douglas Rushkoff discusses the downfalls of operating the world like a corporation and how to weaken corporate influence.
Leymah Gbowee organized a sex strike among women until the Liberian civil war ended.
If Stephen gets 25,000 votes, Paul Rieckhoff will make him an honorary member of the Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America. Paul Krugman says the stimulus package is enough to help, but not enough to cure the economic crisis.
Stephen punches Ed Viesturs' Frequent Everest Card after his seventh climb to the summit of Mount Everest.
Nicholas Kristof describes the endocrine disruptors in the water that are causing genital malformations in male animals and humans.
Alexi Lalas believes the U.S. soccer team definitely has a shot at winning the World Cup. Kevin Mattson discusses the relevance of Jimmy Carter's underappreciated "national malaise" speech.
Neil deGrasse Tyson tries to make science accessible to whomever wants to reach out and touch it.
Jim Fouratt discusses the significance of the Stonewall riots for the gay rights movement and his frustration with Barack Obama.
Matthew Crawford explores the dichotomy between "knowledge" work and manual labor.
Howard Dean believes the American government can pay for a public health insurance option because it will generate more jobs. David Kilcullen fights wars by taking a local approach to combat smaller guerrilla movements.
Simon Schama admits that out of all the countries' histories he's covered, the United States has the greatest.
Paul Muldoon and Stephen recite "Tea" together to help it become the number one poem in America.
Joshua Micah Marshall describes the Talking Points Memo blog as a hybrid of collaborative reader reporting and traditional reporting.
Karim Sadjadpour believes Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sees his victory as a gift from God and Ayatollah Khomeini. Jim Rogers aims to keep power affordable and reliable while cleaning up the coal industry's large carbon footprint.
Austan Goolsbee believes Barack Obama's policies will fix the auto industry and put Americans in a very happy place.
Jim Webb's Marine background makes it difficult thank the Army, while Stephen tips his hat to a wrinkle-blasting laser and the contractors who built his set.
Stephen identifies with strong military role models because he eats a lot of Admiral Crunch.
Bill Clinton works tirelessly to find a cure for Stephen Colbert, and the back of Stephen's head sells ad space for AMP Energy.
Under direct orders from Commander-in-Chief Barack Obama, General Ray Odierno shaves Stephen's head.
Dag Soderberg takes the Bible out of the bookshop and onto the coffee table with "Bible Illuminated."
Eric Schlosser exposes the bizarre development of science-fiction factory farming systems over the last 30 years.
Katty Kay explains the significant value of women in the workplace, even though they work in different ways than men.
After 106 white male Supreme Court justices, Jeffrey Toobin thinks it might be time to change the court dynamics. Byron Dorgan doesn't believe in the kind of banking modernization that caused the Great Depression.
Green Day discusses Wal-Mart's censorship and considers covering one of Stephen's patriotic songs.
Seth Shostak believes that, unless Earth is a miracle, there is most likely life among the trillion planets.
Walter Kirn believes that putting Ivy League schools like Princeton on the web would show those attending state schools they're not inferior.
Meghan McCain loves the Republican Party and wants to save it from the people trying to make it more extreme.
Stephen calls Yusuf a coward while telling him he loves him at the same time.
Michael Pollan advises that the best food to eat is anything with less than five ingredients in it.
Ron Howard tells Stephen that "Angels & Demons" is about Robert Langdon saving the church, even though Jesus already did that.
Tamara Draut believes industry regulation is necessary now that Americans are using credit for basic necessities.
Mitchell Joachim imagines soft cars and blimp bumper buses for cities in the future.
Laurie Garrett warns that the bird virus in Indonesia is 850 times as bad as the swine flu, though the piggies are right outside our door..
Cliff Sloan estimates that the odds on the new Supreme Court justice being a white male are close to zero, even if that male is Stephen. Paul Rieckhoff wants to make sure returning veterans get education, employment and health care support.
J.J. Abrams reveals clues to Stephen's Persian Gulf mystery before Romulan Stephen demands revenge.
Jonathan Alter tells Stephen how Obama's first 14 Mondays stack up against FDR's. Ethan Nadelmann wants to remove marijuana from the criminal justice system and put it into the taxation and regulation systems.
David Kessler wants to save lives by getting Americans to eat less.
Richard Engel shares with Stephen the customary tip for a soldier who saves your life. Daniel Gross urges rich cable TV personalities to buy steaks, cigars and whiskey.
Colin Meloy describes The Decemberists' latest album by listing influences Stephen's never heard of.
Elizabeth Bintliff brings along Daisy the Cow to promote Heifer International, an organization that delivers livestock to developing countries.
Stephen wants to know if Ira Glass will be just as lifeless hosting a live cinema performance as he is on the radio.
Mike Krzyzewski differentiates between teamwork and socialism.
Second Mate Ken Quinn and Stephen are returning to sea to hunt pirates in a two-man paddleboat. Sheriff Joe Arpaio denies that he focuses too much on illegal immigration.
Kanishk Tharoor describes India's beautifully choreographed dance of democracy. Douglas Kmiec doesn't want the state to adopt any religion's perspective and impose it on Americans.
It takes real courage for Jim Lehrer to be boring five nights a week on television.
However far the space station goes, Stephen's treadmill will always have gone a few miles more. If Susie Orbach drops five pounds, she could be talking about her book "Bodies" on The Daily Show.
Stephen discusses Bart Ehrman's theory that the Bible contradicts itself.
Stephen asks Phil Bronstein if the death of newspapers and journalistic oversight will begin a golden age of corruption.
Queen Noor will only knight Stephen after he signs the Global Zero declaration.
Tom Brokaw believes Barack Obama appeared very presidential at the G20 Summit. Rich Lowry wants Republican principles to stay the same, but the application to change.
Twitter co-founder Biz Stone, one of America's preeminent Twits, discusses the company's popularity and business model.
Dambisa Moyo wants to focus on long-term growth for Africa instead of temporary solutions.
David Plotz learned that the Bible is a lot messier than what they teach in Sunday school.
Stephen handles Derrick Pitt's replica of Galileo's telescope with special magic gloves.
John McCardell believes the current drinking age law drives alcohol consumption out of public view, putting young people at greater risk.
Juan Cole doesn't advocate a soft approach, but he wants to take the Muslim world's views into account.
David Grann follows the footsteps of an explorer searching for a lost civilization.
Jonathan Chait believes the New Deal was successful because it eased people's misery. Neil Gaiman replaces being scared of dead people with being afraid of living people in his new book "The Graveyard Book."
Simon Johnson explains why America's economy resembles an unstable, emerging market. Peter Singer urges Stephen to give money to poor people rather than enjoying it himself.
Howard Fineman believes Americans were born and bred to argue.
Stephen asks William Gerstenmaier to commit to naming the space module "Colbert," if he wins the online vote. Jay Keasling says the same yeast that we use to produce beer and bread will soon be fueling our cars and planes.
Lisa Hannigan sewed the cover, liner notes and lyrics of her album "Sea Sew."
Steven Johnson talks about Joseph Priestley, the man who first realized that plants actually create the oxygen we breathe.
Carl Wilson tries to understand the popularity of Celine Dion in "Let's Talk About Love."
Mark Bittman says we eat without thinking about what is good for us, and what's good for the planet.
Late at night, who does David Byrne fear David Byrne is?
Stephen wants to know how Kris Kristofferson can be a country musician and a liberal at the same time.
Mayor John Fetterman believes Braddock, PA is a great place to spend some of the stimulus money.
Cliff Sloan believes that Marbury v. Madison is significant because it established the rule of law.
Father Jim Martin believes an economic recession lowers people's defenses, making it easier for God to break through. Helen Fisher describes what happens to your brain when you're in love.
David Ross and Ed Colbert debate the copyright issues surrounding Shepard Fairey's Obama poster. Adam Gopnik claims that faith and fear no longer rule our lives because of Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin.
Eleanor Holmes Norton will give Stephen a key to DC when residents get their voting rights. Stephen wonders if putting your genome on the Internet is like posting the social security number that God gave you.
Robert Ballard explains why ocean exploration is a good investment.
Colbert then interviews TV on the Radio about their career.
James Surowiecki says the Democrats are using the financial crisis to push through programs that are in the long-term interest of Americans. Jonah Lehrer talks about finding a balance between the rational and the emotional in decision-making.
Stephen explodes after Steve Martin walks through his eyeline.
Henry Louis Gates, Jr. says Abraham Lincoln was always against slavery, but he wasn't a fan of black people.
Stephen is angry with Dan Zaccagnino for allowing Indaba Music users to remix his interview.
John Podesta believes that in the last nine days Barack Obama has shown he can make progress.
Paul McCartney explains how to hunt vegetables. Denis Dutton says art is a tool for propagating.
Philippe Petit isn't courageous -- he's following his passion.
Chris Mooney thinks scientists are going to be much closer to Barack Obama than they were to George W. Bush. Pastor Ed Young believes more sex will help marriages.
Jon Meacham thinks Andrew Jackson would have loved YouTube.
Elizabeth Alexander explains to Stephen the difference between a metaphor and a lie.
Jabari Asim thinks Barack Obama is an opportunity for us to redefine ourselves as a country.
Frank Rich says George W. Bush delivers a message of hope for mediocrity.
David Gregory believes the press will hold Obama's feet to the fire in the same way all presidents ought to be challenged. Shepard Fairey's "Hope" poster belongs to everyone.
Alan Khazei explains to Stephen why anybody would do something for someone else and not get paid for it.
Niall Ferguson explains how money is a relationship between a creditor and a debtor.
Anthony Romero believes it will be a huge mistake if Barack Obama doesn't close Guantanamo immediately.
Lawrence Lessig says the outdated copyright laws have turned our kids into criminals.
Benicio Del Toro talks about meeting Castro to prepare for "Che."
Matt Miller says the government must make sure we have basic securities like health care and pensions.
Stephen congratulates John King and the rest of the media on getting Obama elected.
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Michael Phelps will compete in the 2010 Winter Olympics after Stephen teaches him how to ice dance.
Richard Haass believes this century has the potential for America to cooperate with other countries to make the world safer.
Kevin Bacon joins Stephen by the Nixmas tree to discuss his new movie "Frost/Nixon." Charlie Kaufman must describe his new movie "Synecdoche, New York" using the words "feel good" and "sassy Chihuahua."
Geoffrey Canada wants poor parents to raise smart children so they can become competitive in America.
Bob Graham says Pakistan's nuclear arsenal and unstable government make a perfect bioterrorism storm. Nicholas Wade explains why he's going to all the trouble of recreating a woolly mammoth.
Barbara Walters lists some previous fascinating people we've already forgotten.
Jeffrey Goldberg believes airports don't have security -- they've got security theater.
Khaled Hosseini says the war in Afghanistan is a marathon, not a 100-yard dash. Roland Fryer details his innovative program that pays kids for good grades.
Thomas Friedman wants the government to launch a green revolution with the same persistence China does through authoritarian means.
Michael Lewis says people will eventually blame Barack Obama for the financial crisis.
Stephen then interviews Paul Simon about his career and his new book, Lyrics.
Tom Brokaw clarifies his ambition to be in Barack Obama's cabinet. Malcolm Gladwell figures out the best year to be born in the 20th century if you want to become rich.
Stephen Moore says Barack Obama is going to bring the economy to a crawl because of his taxes.
Bob Woodward talks about the dysfunction in the Bush administration from trying to straighten out the war in Iraq.
Dan Savage explains that those who voted for Proposition 8 most overwhelmingly were old people. Mayor-elect Kevin Johnson tells Stephen what he plans to do to make Sacramento less unbelievably boring.
Rachel Maddow says the Bush administration has been like hiring a vegan to be your butcher.
Andrew Young gives credit to George W. Bush for setting the table for an Obama presidency.
The election is a setback for the McCain campaign, but he will come back fighting and take this thing.
Charlie Cook explains voters want to follow the election, and polls are how you keep score. Andrew Sullivan supports Barack Obama because John McCain isn't serious about winning the war on terror.
Stephen's heart stops when he tries to match Jeff Tweedy's low-key energy.
Stephen lets David Simon touch his Emmy.
Sherman Alexie believes John McCain has been great for Native Americans, but he's bad for the country.
Yo-Yo Ma talks about his collaboration with friends.
Jonathan Alter explains Barack Obama wants to redraw the social contract the way FDR did.
David Frum believes the Republicans' creativity and flexibility will determine when they come back into power.
Chancellor Michael Farris explains the importance of teaching the Bible at Patrick Henry College.
Fareed Zakaria says the bright side to the economic crisis is America will start saving. Wynton Marsalis and Stephen perform the "Star-Spangled Banner."
Brent Glass formally accepts Stephen's portrait into the National Museum of American History. Robert Greenwald discusses his series of heavily researched anti-McCain ads on YouTube.
Tina Brown compares The Daily Beast to a great cocktail party with fun and interesting people.
Joseph Stiglitz explains why the economic crisis won't end just because the stock market does well.
Bethany McLean doesn't think computers are responsible for creating the economic crisis. Kathleen Parker says the press is too easy on Sarah Palin because she's a babe.
David Gergen says with the stock market where it is, voters don't want to hear about Bill Ayers or Charles Keating. Stephen asks Oliver Stone if he's finished in Hollywood now that he's portrayed the president empathetically in "W."
Joe Scarborough gives reasons why John McCain won't win this election.
Nate Silver takes the same predictive capability he uses in baseball and applies it to the presidential election.
Jim Cramer talks about who's to blame for the economic crisis, and where to invest now.
Shakespeare scholar Stephen Greenblatt discusses the Shakespearean parallels of Obama, McCain and Palin. Naomi Klein wants us to be prepared for leaders to take advantage of us in moments of crises.
KIPP schools co-founder Dave Levin says over 80% of the kids he started with are now enrolled in college.
There isn't enough time for another James Taylor song.
Paul Begala is with the 82% who think George W. Bush is doing a terrible job.
Stephen plays with his iPhone as Nicholas Carr says the Internet is taking away our ability to concentrate.
New York Times Business Columnist Joe Nocera explains the $700 billion bailout will save the economy because it has to. Cornel West believes we're at a moment where we need courage, compassion and hope.
Jackson Browne explains why he's suing John McCain for using his song in an Obama attack ad.
Maria Bartiromo tells Stephen we shouldn't have knee-jerk reactions to the Wall Street collapse.
Bob Lutz explains how GM's new electric car works.
Consumer advocate Tyson Slocum says the oil companies are standing in the way of America getting off its addiction to oil. Rick Reilly's charity, Nothing but Nets, keeps kids from dying of malaria in Africa.
Peter J. Gomes believes Christian churches today are not engines of change, but engines of conservatism.
Stephen asks David Paterson how he can be nice and successful in politics.
Adam Brickley explains how he influenced the direction of American politics from his mom's house. Ron Paul would have had to give up everything he believes in to speak at the RNC.
Doris Kearns Goodwin explains that Sarah Palin has to make her case to women before they will vote for her.
Laura D'Andrea Tyson tells Stephen the economy grows faster under Democratic presidents.
John McWhorter is a social conservative, but thinks Barack Obama would be a better president for all sorts of reasons.
Richard Brookhiser tells Stephen that George Washington was a good president because he trusted smart people.
Mike Huckabee doesn't want Barack Obama to be president, but he's proud that he's the Democratic nominee.
Libertarian Bob Barr talks about his presidential campaign and sharing a cigar with Al Gore. Scott McClellan and Stephen try to get President Bush on the phone.
Bing West says the soldiers did such a good job in Iraq that they changed the nature of the war.
Dick Meyer believes there's a difference between individualism and selfishness.
Joey Cheek explains that China revoked his visa because of his attempt to bring attention to human rights abuses in Darfur. Stephen asks Jane Mayer why she has to see enhanced interrogation as the glass being half empty, instead of half full with a guy's face in it.
Univision anchor Jorge Ramos discusses the kind of energy Latinos bring to the United States.
Devin Gordon explains what China is actually getting out of hosting the Olympics. Stephen asks Thomas Frank what the conservatives have done to make government worse.
Stephen asks Jason Bond if his spider would win in a fight with Neil Young's spider. Stephen wants to know if Kevin Costner is a Hollywood leftie liberal pinko Commie.
Stephen asks David Carr which is more damaging to society -- crack addiction or the New York Times.
Lucas Conley tells Stephen about America's obsession with branding in his Dr. Pepper interview.
Stephen wants Brendan Koerner to tell him why they make fluorescent light bulbs look like soft serve ice cream if you're not supposed to lick them. Stephen asks Buzz Aldrin if "Fly Me to the Moon" -- his new animated film about flies on the Apollo mission -- is based on a true story.
Stephen asks Crosby, Stills & Nash if it's hard to redo the stationery every time Neil Young drops out of the band.
Stephen asks Eric Roston if he believes carbon is the Al Qaeda of elements.
With "Beer for My Horses," Stephen worries that Toby Keith will start hanging out with Sean Penn and chaining himself to whales.
Stephen asks Laurie Goodstein why Anglicans can't just ordain gay priests and then not talk about it -- like the Catholics. Astronaut Garrett Reisman tells Stephen he wrote the secret codes to the self-destruct mechanism on his WristStrong bracelet.
Stephen wants to know why Nas challenged Bill O'Reilly to a debate instead of a freestyle rap contest.
Stephen asks Margaret Spellings if federally mandated spanking would help our kids do better in school.
If Senator Jim Webb doesn't want to be Barack Obama's vice president, Stephen does.
Stephen tells Elizabeth Edwards we already have universal health care. It's called prayer.
Jimmy is so excited about Rush's appearance that he replaces Stephen's theme song.
As South America becomes more independent and powerful, Stephen asks Julia E. Sweig if we have to start caring about soccer. Stephen asks Jason Riley if he's afraid a Mexican will take over his job on the editorial board of The Wall Street Journal.
Stephen asks Lama Surya Das if it would be hard for Barack Obama to convert from a secret Muslim to a Buddhist. Daniel C. Esty believes the free market can solve the environmental problem. Stephen's been saying that for years.
Stephen asks Congressman Robert Wexler to say some things about his constituents since they're asleep.
Stephen asks Paul Goldberger why America can't take our existing skyscrapers and stack them to make the tallest building in the world. Stephen asks Neil deGrasse Tyson what dark matter is because he doesn't see the color of matter.
The world demands an eight-legged tribute to Stephen, and not another barbershop quartet. Stephen asks Will Smith if he supports Barack Obama because he secretly wants to play him in a movie of his life.
Stephen wants you to buy Barbara Ehrenreich's book so she gets super rich and has to swallow her words.
Stephen tells Bishop N.T. Wright his idea of heaven is getting a harp, drinking a mint julep and asking Ronald Reagan questions.
Stephen helps Barack Obama find a new religion by exploring Hinduism with Hindu Temple Society of North America President Uma Mysorekar. Stephen asks Junot Diaz how he won the Pulitzer if he wasn't born in America.
Stephen asks Neal Katyal if his goal of bringing rights to the prisoners at Guantanamo is his private jihad. Jonathan Zittrain wants to save the good chaos of the Internet and separate it from the bad chaos that will stomp on everything.
Kenneth Miller compares advocates of intelligent design to welfare queens waiting for the government to give them a handout.
Stephen asks former Green Party vice presidential candidate and Native American activist Winona LaDuke what it's like to be an oppressed elitist. Stephen asks Dickson Despommier if growing food in vertical towers is an elitist way to farm.
David Hajdu talks about a time in America when comics were about crime and vice, like Grand Theft Auto.
Zoologist Alan Rabinowitz almost makes Stephen cry with the story of how he was inspired to save big cats.
Stephen asks Philip Weiss if variety in your sexual married life means the missionary position with a bunch of different hats.
Pat Buchanan believes World War II was the easiest war to avoid in all of history.
Stephen asks Libertarian presidential candidate Bob Barr if he's afraid the government will make him register his moustache. Salman Rushdie tells Stephen why playing Helen Hunt's gynecologist appealed to him.
George Will explains conservatives understand that the government's job is to deliver the mail, defend the shores, and get out of the way.
Jon Paskowitz tells Stephen what it was like to travel around with a large family and a father who decided his children were going to surf instead of go to school.
Stephen asks Tad Devine if we can add a third candidate to the Democratic race, like a rabid monkey or an underfed tiger. David Sirota explains the presidential campaign isn't the only place where change happens.
Senator Claire McCaskill explains why Barack Obama is the best man or woman to be the next president of the United States.
Tony Perkins and Stephen discuss their outrage over the California Supreme Court ruling to legalize gay marriage. Brian Greene explains to Stephen what the big deal is about science.
Andrei Cherny explains how America prevented the spread of Communism by dropping candy bars.
Stephen asks Laura Dern what it was like to play America's sweetheart, Katherine Harris. Stephen praises Grover Norquist for using some of the rhetoric from the 19th century South in his new book.
Stephen asks Jennifer Hooper McCarty if having too many poor people on the lower deck sank the Titanic.
Dr. Mehmet Oz explains the more sex you have, the longer your life expectancy.
Arianna Huffington tells Stephen that the Iraq war is John McCain's Viagra.
After being accused of terrorist activities, Hasan Elahi decided to create a website documenting his daily activities. George Johnson and Stephen re-create one of the 10 most beautiful experiments.
Stephen is worried that Nathan Gunn is sending the wrong message by singing opera without a shirt.
Carl Hiaasen feels that every round of golf is a journey into the darkest part of his soul.
James Howard Kunstler warns suburbia that it will run out of energy very soon.
Noah Feldman, who helped advise the Iraqis, educates Stephen about the Iraqi Constitution.
Anne Lamott and Stephen, two Sunday School teachers, talk about faith.
Steve Jobs offered Feist U.S. citizenship as part of the deal for doing the iPod commercial.
If California's first lady, a member of a political dynasty and wealthy former news anchor, doesn't know who she is, what chance do the rest of us have?
Author Mitch Albom writes his emotional books so that people will remember to live life in the present and not wait to forgive others or follow their dreams.
Susan Jacoby and Stephen debate the importance of reason, the benefits of elitism and how much she owes him in truthiness residuals.
Stephen worries that Senator Sanders' call for a redistribution of wealth will overcrowd his yacht club.
Senator Hillary Clinton gets to the bottom of Stephen's technical problems and recommends toggling the input.
Stephen finds out from Governor Ed Rendell that the people of Pennsylvania are both bitter and sweet.
Stephen tries to make Barack Obama jealous by singing to Michelle Obama.
Stephen asks Philadelphia native Chris Matthews how to win the Pennsylvania vote.
Robin Wright has covered six Middle East wars, and Stephen wants to know which was her favorite.
Stephen has an exclusive -- Jeff Gore, founder of Citizens for Retiring the Penny, is endorsing Obama.
Stephen promises Madeleine Albright a private showing of his portrait at the Smithsonian.
Trevor Paglen compiled a book of military patches worn by classified or top secret officers. Jesse Ventura has been surfing in Mexico, learning about revolution.
Clay Shirky encourages the Colbert Nation to do something interesting with Doritos bags.
During the interview, Stephen uses the new R.E.M. album to cover his area.
Van Jones tells Stephen about green collar jobs that are good for the Earth as well as the economy.
Eric Alterman explains that liberalism is about truth, and truth is complicated. Michael Reynolds builds energy-efficient homes out of a natural resource: our garbage.
Stephen puts inventor Dean Kamen's vapor compression distiller to the test.
Dee Dee Myers tells Stephen what would happen if women ruled the world.
Unless Stephen decides to run for president again, Carole King is supporting Hillary.
Stephen suggests to former Obama advisor Samantha Power that maybe Hillary Clinton is a good monster, like Cookie Monster.
Hussein Ibish helps Stephen determine whether or not Obama is a secret Muslim. Sudhir Venkatesh lived in the projects of Chicago to find out how street gangs operate.
Stephen asks Howard Kurtz if late night comedy shows should have any influence in politics.
Geraldo Rivera has had an "a-ha" moment that changed his opinion of Stephen.
George McGovern believes that one can be an idealist and a realist at the same time.
John Legend explains that true patriotism involves honest critiques and a willingness to change.
Stephen uses delicious metaphors to try and find out which candidate Robert Reich supports. Stephen asks Gregory Rodriguez if America will ever be ready for a President who is "other".
William Donohue expresses Stephen's outrage at Pastor John Hagee's anti-Catholic bigotry. Howard Dean phones Stephen to give him a cheerful update on the primaries. Jennifer 8. Lee tells Stephen that Americans eat Chinese food more often than they eat apple pie.
Stephen finds out why Maestro Lorin Maazel took the New York Philharmonic to North Korea. Shashi Tharoor believes that Stephen would have been at the top of the caste system.
Richard Brookhiser shows that Stephen is a direct descendant of William F. Buckley. Ingrid Newkirk, president of PETA, had a revelation about being eaten.
Stephen is jealous that Tony Snow is filling in for Papa Bear Bill O'Reilly.
Henry Louis Gates, Jr. is going to test Stephen's DNA to find out if he is blacker than Obama.
John Feinstein worries that professionals using steroids are influencing America's teen athletes. Leonard Nimoy challenges American standards of beauty with photographs of nude overweight women.
David Gracer cooks up a delicious plate of insects and invites Stephen to join in the feast.
Governor Eliot Spitzer agrees to help Stephen become a superdelegate too.
Professor Aubrey de Grey researches a way to make John McCain younger.
Mark Moffett introduces Stephen to a contender for world's largest frog.
Richard Brookhiser tells Stephen that John McCain is the likely candidate for the Republicans. Stephen asks Tad Devine about superdelegates and their mutant powers.
Angelo Falcon tells Stephen that the Republicans have been chucking the Latino vote out the window.
Tony Campolo reminds Stephen that Jesus wants him to love his enemy, Conan O'Brien.
Tim Harford explains how rational decision-making influences our choices about unprotected sex and soft drinks.
Stephen asks Carl Hiaasen, author and native Floridian, what is wrong with Florida.
Joe Quesada tells Stephen that he's still running for president in the Marvel universe.
Stephen wants Jesus on the show, and Rick Warren says he has connections.
Debra Dickerson from MotherJones.com feels that Bill Clinton is acting like a sphincter.
Jeb Corliss flew past the giant Jesus in Rio using only his wing suit.
Malcolm Gladwell says that if Abe Lincoln took an IQ test today, he'd be classified as mentally retarded.
With the help of economist Allan Sloan, Stephen comes up with the perfect solution to the recession.
Esteban Colberto sneaks across the border to chat with Lou Dobbs about the middle class.
Deborah Tannen believes that Hillary is being judged more harshly because she is a woman.
Jared Cohen found out that the young people in the Middle East are just like American teenagers.
Evolutionary biologist Neil Shubin claims that the human breast evolved from fish teeth.
Norman Ornstein and Stephen talk about how the Bush administration slimmed down the Constitution.
Stephen talks about religion, immigration and guns with his running mate Mike Huckabee.
Stephen suggests that Gary Rosen surf the web for cheap uranium.
Stephen tells Richard Freeman that capitalists are the chickens and workers are the eggs that we have the right to scramble.
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Walter Kirn thinks multi-tasking is dangerous. Stephen thinks it's as safe as juggling while driving.
Colonel Lawrence Wilkerson believes the upper strata of the Bush administration hijacked strategy in Iraq. Stephen asks who should have done so instead.
Scientist Craig Venter stops by to talk about genome decoding, the imperfections of God and what gives Stephen gas.
Rick Berman and Stephen discuss why smoking, drinking, eating and skydiving shouldn't be regulated.
Stephen thanks Craig Newmark, founder of Craigslist, for destroying the American newspaper.
Garry Kasparov, author of "How Life Imitates Chess," may be able to outsmart a computer, but can he outsmart a man who owns a computer?
Author Bob Drogin explains how poor information from a taxi driver named Curveball has led to the worst intelligence and foreign policy failure in America's history.
Congressman Dennis Kucinich accepts Stephen's challenge to come on the show and empty out his pockets.
Artist Chris Jordan takes pictures of people's garbage to show all the things people consume and discard.
General Wesley Clark joins Stephen to talk about the difficulties of leadership and how diplomacy is the way to go.
Stephen Colbert welcomes living legend and author of "I Am America (And So Can You!)," Stephen Colbert.
George Saunders says our national conversation is getting shrill and divisive. Stephen says people like him are evil.
John Kao says countries like Finland are starting to innovate better than the United States. Stephen wants to know if it's time to invade Finland.
Stephen asks Jim Lovell if there's anything cooler than going to the moon.
John Mearsheimer believes that concern for Israel controls U.S. foreign policy; Stephen thought it was Dick Cheney.
Charlie Savage says President Bush is acting like a king -- sounds like someone didn't get dukedom!
David Schwartz shows Stephen historic political ads that influenced election results and serve as inspiration for current political ads.
Tony Bennett feels that celebrities have an obligation to speak up against injustice.
John Grisham is taking a break from writing about lawyers. Now he's writing about pizzas.
Stephen asks Thomas Friedman what it feels like to be a guy who's passionate about UPS.
Jeffrey Toobin, author of "The Nine," takes Stephen inside the world of the Supreme Court and reveals whether they have secret handshakes.
Naomi Wolf says America is on the road to fascism. Stephen calls Head of Secret Police!
Susan Sarandon tells Stephen that her phone was bugged because Sean Penn was probably calling her.
Ed Begley Jr. became interested in environmental issues as a Boy Scout and maintained his interest only to gain more merit badges.
New York City Schools Chancellor Joel Klein is willing to pay kids for good grades while Stephen is willing to pay kids to smoke and play video games.
Stephen enlists Garrison Keillor's help for a folksy commercial for his own Formula 401.
Bjorn Lomborg says that global warming isn't as catastrophic as people say while Stephen says it's not a problem at all.
Thomas Ricks, author of "Fiasco," discusses the significance of Dick Cheney's 2002 speech, one that Stephen wishes he would make again.
Richard Branson takes action after feeling that Stephen has not plugged Virgin America enough.
Dr. Michael Shermer, author of "Why Darwin Matters," says we're just as gullible as previous generations.
Stephen asks Nathan Sawaya if becoming a LEGO artist was the best way he could think of to tell his parents to go to hell.
Andrew Keen, author of "The Cult of the Amateur," believes the Internet has replaced professionals with amateurs. It's certainly true of porn.
Michael Wallis is the author of "The Lincoln Highway," which goes from San Francisco to Times Square. Stephen assumes it's for shuttling gay people to Broadway musicals.
DNA freed Jerry Miller after 26 years in prison. Stephen presents him with a card.
Michael Jacobson stops by to seriously bum out Stephen about pepperoni pizza, Cheddar Combos and pretty much everything else that he loves to eat.
Stephen commends Judd Apatow on casting a man no woman in her right mind would ever want to sleep with as a 40-year-old virgin.
Friend of the show Jim Cramer seemed a little on edge on CNBC last Friday.
Author and video game designer Ian Bogost explains how video games allow people to put themselves in other people's shoes.
The father of intelligent design, Michael Behe, joins Stephen to explain his role as the Albert Einstein of Charles Darwin.
Michael Beschloss explains why historians don't immediately judge history as soon as it happens.
Kathleen Kennedy Townsend explains how the Christian Right has shrunk God and made America not care about the common good.
Chicago Tribune's Beijing Bureau Chief, Evan Osnos, argues that the American demand for cashmere has caused pollution clouds to travel from China to American soil.
Democratic campaign strategist Bob Shrum wants to know if Stephen's wrist injury has made him reconsider his position on universal health care.
When Charles Kaiser suggests that New York is a gay metropolis because of critical mass, Stephen understands that to mean it's like a dangerous nuclear bomb.
ACLU Director Anthony Romero, author of "In Defense of Our America," defends Stephen's right to burn his book.
Simon Schama says the purpose of art is to unleash the floodgates of passion. Stephen says FEMA has to protect people from the flooding of his passion.
Frank Sulloway's research indicates that elder siblings have a greater chance of being the smarter sibling. As the youngest of 11, Stephen takes issue with that.
John Mellencamp may be for peace, but he is no pacifist.
Stephen is disappointed when Mark Moffett tells him that China has already found a way to make money off of ants.
The Bohemian-Gay Index is part of a new series of statistics that indicates that gay people raise property values in a neighborhood -- not the San Francisco phone book.
Doug Bailey's Unity '08 party is trying to draft candidates by popular demand, including Michael Bloomberg, Tom Brokaw, and Stephen.
Professional tattle-tale Tom Blanton explains to Stephen why the Freedom of Information Act is so important and what freedom is all about.
David France tells Stephen about the science that further supports the theory that homosexuality is genetic, but must admit that not all the science has been scienced.
Tom Hayden, author of "Ending the War in Iraq," was one of the Chicago Seven. He's about to meet all of the Colbert One.
Vincent Bugliosi, author of "Reclaiming History," says Oswald killed Kennedy. Spoiler alert: Stephen is going to mildly disagree with him.
Will Schwalbe is the co-author of "Send," a book on e-mail etiquette. Where does he stand on lists of why cats are better than men?
Anne-Marie Slaughter is the author of "The Idea That Is America" -- Chapter One: Stephen Colbert.
The outspoken country music artist speaks with Stephen about the Colbert Bump on iTunes and the mutual benefits of being friends with each other.
Moses and Socrates are just a couple of the famous people in history who have heard voices in their heads.
Ron Paul is a constitutionalist and claims Stephen is confused because he hasn't seen one in a while.
Blogger Josh Wolf served prison time for withholding videotapes of an anarchist protest from authorities, so Stephen is sending a copy of their interview straight to the Feds.
Dr. Michael Gershon's book has the subtitle, "Your gut has a mind of its own." Stephen couldn't agree more.
Cullen Murphy, author of "Are We Rome?," wonders if America is like the Roman Empire.
Carl Bernstein's new book "A Woman in Charge" is about Hillary Clinton. Stephen hopes it has a happy ending.
Jessica Valenti has a hard time believing that the girls in the "Girls Gone Wild" videos are flashing their breasts for their own pleasure.
Bard College president Leon Botstein explains how educating prisoners is an effective way to reintroduce them to society.
Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales says that his staff is scrambling to protect Wikipedia from Stephen.
Author Bob Deans explains there were slaves in America before there were pilgrims.
Former center John Amaechi joins Stephen to discuss how hard it was to remember that he was the gay one in the NBA.
Jared Diamond explains how a conflagration of agriculture and resources helped Eurasians conquer the world.
Stephen asks Tom DeLay, author of "No Retreat, No Surrender," how to get rid of this country's Democrat infestation.
Stephen asks Howard Dean, hypothetically, which candidate would he support: Arack Bobama or Mallory Vinton?
Walter Isaacson speaks to Stephen about Albert Einstein's rebellious childhood and how he used the Nobel Prize to get his wife to divorce him.
William Langewiesche explains to Stephen why America shouldn't spend too much time worrying about other nations getting the nuclear bomb.
Jann Wenner, founder of Rolling Stone, predicts that Foghat will be hot in 40 years.
Salman Rushdie comes out of hiding to tell Stephen about the importance of literary criticism.
Nassim Nicholas Taleb's book, "The Black Swan," is about the power of randomness. Coincidentally, he was also the winner of Stephen's Pull a Guest Out of a Hat Sweepstakes.
Richard Preston tells Stephen about people who have sex in hammocks in giant tress.
Conn Iggulden tells Stephen why it's so important for boys to play dangerous games.
Stephen asks Gina Kolata what the one food is he can eat that will make him lose weight and make sure he never dies.
Malcolm Gladwell explains that Colin Powell knew what would happen in Iraq because of his experience and Stephen claims knowledge is elitist.
Stephen tells Bill Bradley he doesn't mind the old American story or being addicted to oil.
Stephen disagrees with new journalism because he believes people want entertaining journalism, not factual journalism.
Accountant David Walker warns of a 50 trillion dollar deficit and Stephen asks if his haircut can be a tax write off.
Dr. Andrew Weil tells Stephen that it's possible to channel his rage in a useful way and that he finds Dr. House to be too cynical.
Russell Simmons talks about Oprah, diamonds and the secret to success.
Stephen asks Sean Penn if he snuck weapons of mass destruction out of Iraq in a bulky raincoat to embarrass the president.
Stephen can verify Paulina Porizkova as a supermodel because he is an arbiter of American taste.
Elaine Pagels tells Stephen about the gospel according to Judas.
John Kerry hints that this may not be the first time he did not consider running for president.
Dr. Richard Land of the Southern Baptist Convention gives Stephen the scoop on Northern Baptists.
Vali Nasr discusses the difference between Sunnis and Shias -- though Stephen thought the major difference was whether they greeted us with flowers or candy.
Jeannette Walls, author of "The Glass Castle," finds out what happens when Stephen throws stones.
As Colin Beavan talks about his environmentally conscientious lifestyle, Stephen times him with a microwave.
Clive James, author of "Cultural Amnesia," asks Stephen if he has to put some thought into appearing so thoughtless.
Stephen suggests blaming the pilgrims for the origin of the "N" Word.
Though Stephen is excited for the imminent World War III, Madeleine Albright explains that Armageddon is not exactly a foreign policy.
Stephen draws a chart for John Perry Barlow explaining that you don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Stephen wonders if Katie Couric would have an easier time delivering the news if she did it as a man.
Benjamin Barber explains why consumer culture is bad for humanity and Stephen inquires as to whether he's a Subway or a Quiznos man.
Stephen and Willie Nelson sample each other's ice creams for the first time. Willie enjoys Americone Dream and Stephen accepts an unspoken apology.
Dr. Jerome Groopman discusses "How Doctors Think" and explains that Dr. Gregory House is based on Sherlock Holmes, who was addicted to cocaine, not heroine.
Stephen asks Ayaan Hirsi Ali if fundamentalist Christians should battle fundamentalist Muslims.
Ed Viesturs agrees to plant a Colbert Report flag on top of Mount Everest the next time he goes.
Michael Eric Dyson explains the difference between racism and bigotry and assures Stephen that he's probably got a few black relatives.
The New York Times columnist Nicolas Kristof complains that Americans aren't charitable enough, even though Stephen let him on his show.
Ted Koppel suggests that Stephen reconsider prancing around in front of the audience.
New Yorker reporter Michael Specter explains how Vladimir Putin's critics have been mysteriously dying.
Stephen and Mark Frauenfelder shoot marshmallow guns at each other.
Mara Vanderslice and Stephen go head to head on which issues people of faith care about.
Larry King calls Stephen Colbert an egomaniac like it's a bad thing.
Stephen walks anthropologist Nina Jablonski through his skin care regimen.
Stephen asks Dr. Craig Venter to sequence Stephen's genetic code in exchange for the free advertising Venter's getting by being on the show.
Stephen and author Zev Chafets get to the bottom of which of the two of them is the most Jewish.
Shashi Tharoor explains that the UN consists of more than a bunch of blue-helmeted refugee-huggers.
Stephen asks Lance Armstrong if "Livestrong" isn't a little weak compared to "Livestronger" or "Livestrongest."
Stephen asks journalist Sheryl WuDunn whether China is a friend, a foe, or a frenemy.
Dr. Michael Oppenheimer says Stephen can help address the climate crisis with only minor sacrifices. Stephen says he's got the wrong guy.
Chris Hedges tells Stephen why the Christian right are America fascists and why his views of Christianity proves that he was home schooled.
Stephen tells Steven Pinker that he doesn't fear evolution because he doesn't believe in it.
Journalist Charlie LeDuff talks about "US Guys" and tells Stephen that the manliest men in America are in Oklahoma's gay rodeo.
Stephen's speaks with Teach for America founder Wendy Kopp and suggests that eliminating schools entirely is the best way to achieve equal educational opportunity.
Chuck Schumer talks to Stephen about his new book, his views on Iraq and Hillary Clinton. Then, Stephen accuses him of promising a bad economy.
Stephen asks Jed Babbin what can be done to shut the American people up.
Stephen asks Donna Shalala if cabinet meetings were interrupted to change Clinton's bong water.
Stephen asks Barry Lando if giving context to the situation in Iraq is the same as giving aid and comfort to our enemy.
Stephen proves to Mike Wallace that it doesn't take an hour to nail somebody.
Stephen and Lou Dobbs agree that Congress should be accountable for America's problems.
Michael Steele sits with Stephen to talk about that special Bush magic.
Stephen demands to know why Tom Schaller thinks the Democrats don't need to bother with the South to win the 2008 election.
Stephen finally gets to sit at the foot of the master, Papa Bear Bill O'Reilly.
Stephen sells Richard Clarke's book with promises of robot sex.
Dinesh D'Souza believes saying that the cultural left is causing America's destruction would be going too far.
Alex Kuczynski explains why we don't look better after spending $15 billion on plastic surgery.
Judy Woodruff talks about her new PBS documentary on Generation Next and grills Stephen on his tattoos.
Stephen and David Kamp discuss the fancy-pantsification of American food.
Jim Cramer tells Stephen how to get the most out of watching his show.
Director of the Drug Policy Alliance Ethan Nadelmann argues to legalize marijuana to reduce America's prison population.
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Henry Kissinger provides the "starting gun" of the competition by declaring that "it is time to rock," and then Chris Funk offers his shredding solo.
Deepak Chopra talks to Stephen about life after death, maintaining a youthful biology and his book, which costs 24 dollars.
Stephen asks Jack Welch how he's making it on a fixed income and has him sign a copy of his book, "Winning," for his father-in-law.
Daniel Pinchbeck believes the Mayan god Quetzalcoatl is making a comeback. Stephen wants to know who he is and why we should be excited about him.
Historian Doris Kearns Goodwin tells Stephen that if Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he might be the host of The Colbert Report.
Stephen and sex columnist Dan Savage reveal their porn names.
"The Ethics of What We Eat: Why Our Food Choices Matter" author Dr. Peter Singer tells Stephen that human beings are speciesists.
Dr. Francis Collins tries to convince Stephen that evolution is God's plan for giving upgrades.
NYU President John Sexton thinks Stephen is contributing to a disease.
Stephen tells Steven Levitt, author of "Freakonomics," that figures never lie, but liars figure.
Stephen tells video game designer Will Wright that his viewers are his Sims.
Would Mark McGwire's head even fit on a Hall of Fame plaque?
Stephen asks director Nora Ephron why so much of his performance in "Bewitched" hit the cutting room floor.
Stephen nails Harry Shearer for his lack of political correctness in naming his new book "Not Enough Indians."
Jim Lehrer says it takes a lot of courage to be boring five nights a week.
Stephen asks Richard Linklater how fast food can be that bad - after all, they make happy meals.
American Museum of Natural History paleontologist Mike Novacek attempts to convince Stephen of evolution and the future of the human species.
CEO of Timberland, Jeff Swartz, argues that you can run a corporation and have a positive impact on the environment at the same time.
Dan Rather is honored to be on The Report with an icon of Stephen's stature. And so is Stephen.
Stephen asks Segway inventor Dean Kamen if wheelchairs that can climb stairs spell the end of handicapped parking.
Stephen and Jeff Greenfield discuss the aftermath of the midterm elections, and Stephen asks questions Jeff has never heard before.
Following the midterm election results, a flustered Stephen Colbert explains that he thought America would have lasted longer than 230 years.
Mark Halperin believes not many reporters watch The Colbert Report, and that's a problem.
Ron Reagan stops by to explain why stem cell research is so important and to give Stephen the Full Gipper.
Penn Jillette stops by to shatter all that little children believe and get Stephen with a card trick.
Tim Robbins talks about his movie "Catch a Fire," debates Stephen on the issue of torture and gets nailed.
Stephen presents Barry Manilow with a peace treaty, and they agree to joint custody of the infamous Emmy.
Dr. Peter Agre argues that basic understanding of science needs to be more widespread among the citizens of this country.
Stephen and David Kuo talk about "compassionate conservatives" and the separation of church and state.
Biologist Richard Dawkins explains that he does not believe in God, but also that the world was not created randomly.
Barry Scheck does DNA testing trying to exonerate the wrongfully convicted. Stephen thinks he sounds soft on crime.
Stephen is disappointed to learn from Montana Governor Brian Schweitzer that the state has given into the Feds and adopted speed limits.
Andrew Sullivan is the only gay conservative Stephen knows, but Stephen thought that traditional conservatives were closeted homosexuals.
Ariel Levy thinks women who imitate porn stars are far from any sort of authentic sexual liberation. Stephen thinks she sounds like a Muslim fundamentalist.
Randy Newman wonders whether he's at the McCarthy hearings -- and rolls over on George Clooney.
Stephen has heard that liberal radio and TV host Amy Goodman is a real firebrand, so he wants her to bring it.
When Stephen found out Senator Byron Dorgan was coming he thought he'd do a North Dakota-themed show, until he couldn't think of anything else from North Dakota.
Stephen speaks with union leader Andy Stern about insurance and the growing gap between the rich and the poor, and suggests robots as a plan for America's future.
Stephen and Michael Lewis talk about privilege in America.
Steve Wozniak loves to cut his steak on airplanes with his business card.
Why do more young people watch The Report than watch PBS?
Stephen asks Ted Danson why his new sitcom doesn't take place underwater.
No matter what Arianna Huffington says, fear is a great motivator. It got Stephen through every term paper he ever had.
Stephen has a beef with Daniel Ellsberg, who leaked the Pentagon Papers in 1971.
Stephen asks James Carville how he ever made the transition from the backstabbing, egocentric world of Washington to Hollywood.
Frank Rich, author of "The Greatest Story Ever Sold," becomes the first New York Times op-ed columnist to return to The Report.
Stephen asks hip-hop performer Will Power the difference between rap and hip-hop.
EPSN's Bill Simmons obsesses over sports at the expense of every other part of his life, like most people.
"Brainiac" author and "Jeopardy" champ Ken Jennings tells Stephen what it's like knowing things no one else cares about.
American hero Toby Keith talks about his new movie and smoking weed with Willie Nelson.
Stephen asks Martin Short what it's like to interview guests in character.
Stephen stumps Janna Levin -- a theoretical physicist -- by asking her the hardest question in the world.
Gideon Yago thinks it's partially the viewer's fault that music videos are contributing to the fragmentation of American culture. Stephen thinks he's blaming America first.
Paul Krugman is part of that fringe 60% of the population that thinks the war was a mistake.
Stephen asks linguist Geoffrey Nunberg, author of "Talking Right," how he can discredit a group that calls themselves "right."
Stephen Colbert and Neil Young get out their guitars.
Stephen asks Morgan Spurlock why he'd want to know what other people's lives are like.
Stephen has heard that David Gergen is a moderate Republican, and he wants some answers about exactly how that makes any sense.
Ramesh Ponnuru explains how activist judges and embryonic stem cell research contribute to the Democrats status as the party of death.
Stephen asks MoveOn.org's Eli Pariser who he is, what he does and how he wants to destroy America.
Stephen nails overachiever Alexandra Robbins for pulling up the ladder from the top of the tool shed.
William C. Rhoden looks to free the admittedly wealthy black athlete from the institutionalization of wealthy white-run sports.
Paul Hackett came back from Iraq, began a bid for an Ohio Senate seat, then dropped out. Stephen asks him about running and cutting.
No matter what Linda Hirshman says, men can't stay home and raise children -- daytime TV is all geared towards women.
Peter Beinart stops by to talk about his book, "The Good Fight," and why he changed his mind about the war.
Stephen asks Senate hopeful Ned Lamont if he thinks the president's going to kiss him.
Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada discusses a new series of comics entitled Civil War, which combines superheroes with today's government.
Attorney Neal Katyal shows his love for this country by defending Guantanamo Bay detainees before the Supreme Court.
Executive director of the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights, William Donohue discusses Hollywood and anti-Catholicism.
Author and former editor of The New York Times, Howell Raines discusses the fishing adventure on which his book is based.
Stephen has a problem taking Tom Brokaw seriously when he's not wearing a tie.
Joe Scarborough took money from Jack Abramoff, and it felt good.
Dhani Jones has the ability to be a mindless crushing machine, and yet he chooses to read poetry and listen to classical music.
Stephen makes sure Princeton professor Lee Silver knows that he doesn't know more than Stephen does about genetic engineering.
Stephen explains to author Ron Suskind that if we didn't invade someone, we would have tripped over our preparedness.
Mort Zuckerman believes that George W. Bush is an awful president but feels that John Kerry would have been worse.
Pro skateboarder Tony Hawk and Stephen agree that it's better to continue hurting yourself than to give up.
Amy Sedaris discusses her new movie, "Strangers With Candy," before tumbling with Stephen and Tad.
Author Christopher Noxon defines the difference between adults who are childish and those who are childlike.
Robert Baer tells Stephen we invaded the wrong country, which does not penetrate Stephen's armor of belief.
Chris Matthews shows Stephen who's got harder balls in a full-nelson breaking competition.
Mark Bowden describes the similarities between the West's first encounter with extremist Muslims and the current one.
Author Douglas Brinkley addresses why the levees broke during Hurricane Katrina and what the future holds for New Orleans.
Bay Buchanan is dedicated to building a fence along the 2,000 mile border between the U.S. and Mexico.
Bart Ehrman discusses the history of the word of Jesus and Stephen offers him irrefutable logic.
Stephen brings back Esteban from "Colberto Reporto Gigante" to interview Gustavo Arellano.
Author Michael Pollan explains how modern food choices will make future generations have shorter lives.
Author David Sirota thinks campaigns should be publicly financed. Stephen thinks author David Sirota is a Communist.
Author and climatologist Tim Flannery attempts to convince Stephen that humans are causing a global climate change.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. supports his article in Rolling Stone Magazine claiming President Bush stole the 2004 presidential election.
Author Steve Johnson talks about how kids today are recreating history in video games instead of stealing their dads' beer.
Stephen asks Steve Squyres, the principal investigator of the Mars Exploration Rover Mission, if they've found oil on Mars yet.
Christiane Amanpour instructs Stephen on the correct way to pronounce Iraq and Iran.
After a montage of Stephen's greatest guests, Stone Phillips returns for a rematch of their previous gravitas-off.
Stephen asks paleontologists Ted Daeschler why he can't just leave fossils alone to ripen into oil.
Author Jonathan Alter calls Theodore Roosevelt the Bing Crosby of presidents; Stephen calls George W. Bush the FDR of today.
Tyson Slocum talks about alternative energy sources, and Stephen gives him the debate of his career.
Kevin Phillips talks to Stephen about his book, "American Theocracy," and explains how he really feels about God.
Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright talks about God, government and her new book, " The Mighty and the Almighty."
Bill Bastone, editor of The Smoking Gun, explains why they don't bother covering the good news in celebrities' lives.
New York Times columnist Frank Rich discuss Democrats, Republicans and the parties' respective theaters of choice.
Stephen talks to feminine sexuality expert Shere Hite about female orgasms, the clitoris and societal expectations of sex.
Sports Illustrated's Rick Reilly talks with Stephen about golf, steroids and swimsuit models.
The last time Stephen checked, you needed four stars and a condo in Pebble Beach to speak out against the war.
Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee talks to Stephen about exercise, crystal meth and deep-fried Twinkies.
Jon Meacham describes the care the founding fathers took to protect freedom of religious expression without creating a theocracy.
Neocon Bill Kristol makes some friends on the Upper West Side with a prediction that the Democrats will take the House in the upcoming election.
Sebastian Junger is even more rugged in person than he appears on the back of his books.
Sam Harris reminds Stephen that we're all atheists with respect to Poseidon.
Hugh Hewitt thinks the Republicans are aiming at an electoral iceberg and they need to turn the ship around quickly.
Stephen and Ralph Nader discuss whether corporations are people too.
Stephen asks author and journalist Caitlin Flanagan, "What's the deal with chicks?"
Even though America isn't a Christian nation, Stephen thinks ACLU Executive Director Anthony Romero should acknowledge that we're almost all Christians.
Religious scholar Reza Aslan promises to say something inflammatory next time.
Stephen asks blogger and Daily Kos founder Markos Moulitsas how many shirts he goes through because of his bleeding heart.
Harvey Mansfield and Stephen collide in a perfect storm of man musk.
Stephen asks Reverend Jesse Jackson what he thinks of his plan to repopulate New Orleans' abandoned Ninth Ward with illegal immigrants.
If it gets him to his gate faster, Stephen will agree with anything Michael Smerconish says.
Stephen questions filmmaker Robert Greenwald on why he's so convinced of Tom DeLay's guilt when DeLay isn't even in prison.
Stephen asks Bruce Bartlett where he gets off saying Bush isn't Reagan.
Let's see how Michael Brown handles the aftermath of Hurricane Colbert.
Gary Hart shows Stephen how to make an attack dog out of duct tape.
John Kasich, host of "The Heartland with John Kasich" on FOX News, lists honesty, integrity, personal responsibility and humility among the best of America's traditional values.
Former Coalition Provisional Authority spokesman Dan Senor is conservative on national security but liberal on neckties.
Does Morley Safer makes Steve Kroft run and get him cigarettes on the set of "60 Minutes"?
Connie Chung went back to work because her husband, Maury Povich, was sick of her being around the house all the time.
Frank Vincent is so manly that he lives in a town called Nutley.
Al Franken speculates on why Bill O'Reilly doesn't do USO tours.
Stephen thinks being a bully is just another way of getting your points across passionately.
Christopher Buckley and Jack Abramoff may dress differently, but otherwise, they are very similar.
The only thing Lorraine Bracco is not looking forward to about "The Sopranos" is putting on pantyhose every time she has to go into that office.
James Webb discusses his opinions on the current state of American politics and the war in Iraq.
Political scientist Norman Ornstein explains how the current Congress does less than nothing.
Bob Schieffer has good ratings for his morning show because most of his elderly viewers died in the night and left the television on.
Jeffrey Sachs explains that giving a little aid to impoverished countries is the least that Americans can do.
Stephen wants to know why Arianna Huffington hates black people.
Stephen asks what Brett O'Donnell thinks of the debate between Job and God.
Reverend Tony Campolo believes putting religion and politics together is like mixing ice cream with horse manure.
The New York Times columnist David Brooks talks about being the conservative that liberals can like.
Dr. Michael Eric Dyson discusses the nation's racial divide in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.
Stephen tries to get Lama Surya Das to sell him on the concept of nonviolence for America.
Stephen finds a better way to look at the Iraq war than George Packer's critique of it.
Alan Dershowitz discusses the dangers of preemption and why invading Iran might not be a bad idea.
James Woolsey gives the president two and a half cheers for his State of the Union pledge to cut dependence on oil.
Senator Barbara Boxer rates President Bush and allows Stephen to read a passage from her novel, " A Time To Run."
Christine Todd Whitman's concern about political discourse in this country prompts Stephen to cut off her mic.
Slate's Emily Yoffe tells Stephen about her time as a phone psychic, a nude model and a bleeding street performer.
David Marash explains his rationale for moving to Al Jazeera International from Nightline.
Based on champion poker player Annie Duke's criteria for being a pro, Stephen thinks President Bush must be a really good gambler.
Paul Begala explains how Democrats can take the country back and Bill Clinton's effect on his life.
Author Norah Vincent bulked up in order to pass as a man for her book, "Self-Made Man," but she didn't go on the juice.
Stephen Colbert struts his stuff before Washington Post fashion columnist Robin Givhan.
Stephen hits a nerve by comparing David Gregory to Major Garrett.
If you pledge $1,000 to The Colbert Report, Nina Totenberg will come to your shower in a plush terry cloth robe.
Training German Shepherds in Germany prepared Frank McCourt to teach high school.
Stephen talks to Andrew Sullivan about blogging and the repercussions of some of his blog posts.
George Stephanopoulos relates politics to wrestling at Stephen's insistence.
Kenneth Miller talks about evolution, what's so clever about God, the flu and what he likes to call the "Steve Martin Theory of Evolution."
John Stossel tells Stephen what's wrong with the education system and Stephen tells John what a freedom-tarian is.
Stephen speaks with Carl Bernstein about what Bush and Nixon have in common and points out that a strong president is better than an honest president.
Nancy Grace talks about what's right and wrong with the legal system.
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Stephen talks to Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban about politics and how he became a billionaire.
Dermot Mulroney tells Stephen about his new movie, what it's like to be a chick-flick actor, and whether or not he could take Yo-Yo Ma.
Bob Costas reveals which sports are manly and which ones are just low-scoring European prance parties.
Harry Smith of "The Early Show" shares some his favorite interviews and narrowly avoids getting nailed.
Peggy Noonan speaks with Stephen about her new book and President Bush's bad luck.
Stephen and Craig Crawford go way back to their youthful days at the alternative congressional paper, the Congressional Fortnightly.
Stephen is getting tired of all the comparisons between himself and Anderson Cooper.
Maureen Dowd proves that when you send a woman to do a man's job, they wind up abolishing men.
Former counterterrorism czar Richard Clarke discusses his new book of fiction, "The Scorpion's Gate."
Katrina vanden Heuvel is a proud liberal who is considered mainstream on her stances in ending the war in Iraq and on national health care.
Stephen wants Richard Preston to scare the pants off of him.
By saying that science has more validity than a feeling, Brian Greene is implying that Stephen Colbert descended from a monkey.
Stephen asks Tim Robbins what it's like to work with Clint Eastwood and why he hates our troops.
Matt Taibbi interviewed the former head of the Office of National Drug Policy Control while on acid, wearing a Viking costume.
Al Sharpton talks about the war in Iraq, racism and the best ways to motivate yourself to lose some weight.
Stephen pitches former Senator Bob Kerrey his plan for training the Iraqi army.
Cokie Roberts recalls an old Washington, where people could disagree without being disagreeable.
Stephen and author Mary Roach contact a spirit from the past in the studio.
To get into the news business, Catherine Crier said, "Boys, I've got a camera in the living room. You wanna come over and make a tape?"
Stephen speak with governor-hopeful Eliot Spitzer about campaign costs, his chances of winning and if he agrees that bears are a major threat.
Stephen Colbert gushes over "The West Wing," a show that's destroying America.
Bruce Feiler has walked the Bible and believes that God was born in Iraq.
Stephen asks Ken Burns why nobody is doing a documentary about his show.
Monica Crowley bears no relation to Alistair Crowley, the founder of modern Satanism, though Stephen could imagine a resemblance if she shaved her head and held a goat skull.
Stephen quizzes Jeff Daniels on the town in Michigan where he lives and talks about Easter egg hunting at Sly Stone's house.
Astrophysics is like jazz: it's the notes they don't play that matter.
Metaphorically speaking in terms of "Sex and the City," Greg Behrendt considers himself as a Charlotte by day and Samantha by night.
Lou Dobbs thinks America needs to stop running trade deficits and fix its broken borders.
Financial expert and "Mad Money" host Jim Cramer explains why it's beneficial to invest in foreign markets.
Fareed Zakaria of "Newsweek" discusses outsourcing, Saddam Hussein's trial and his own centrist views.
Award-winning journalist Lesley Stahl discusses Watergate, the Valerie Plame scandal and a new strategy for "60 Minutes."
"Dateline NBC" host Stone Phillips discusses his career as an anchor and compares neckties and Emmy Awards with Stephen.
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Stephen weighs in on his impressive legacy, Grimmy resorts to violence, friends of the show join a massive sing-along, and The Report draws to a spectacular close.
The Report's set lives on in cyberspace, Stephen holds a yard sale to clear out his studio, the U.S. lifts its Cuban embargo, and author Phil Klay discusses "Redeployment."
Jeb Bush eyes a presidential run, Jason Bordoff discusses OPEC's oil price war, Stephen lets a sponsor rebrand The Report, and Kendrick Lamar debuts an untitled track.
Michele Bachmann shares an explosive holiday wish with President Obama, Stephen argues with Stephen about torture, hackers attack Sony, and Seth Rogen talks "The Interview."
Gov. Scott Walker botches a Jewish phrase, Ridley Scott casts white actors to play Egyptians, Stephen raffles off set pieces from The Report, and Smaug discusses "The Hobbit."
Pundits react to a scathing Senate report on torture, Tom Blanton discusses CIA interrogation tactics, and Sarah Koenig talks about her investigative podcast, "Serial."
A Discovery Channel special sparks outrage, Rep. Jack Kingston joins Stephen for the final installment of Better Know a District, and James Corden discusses "Into the Woods."
In his Mr. Colbert Goes to Washington special, Stephen broadcasts from George Washington University and discusses job creation and immigration with President Barack Obama.
Stephen lands an interview with President Obama, a grand jury decision sparks outrage, a soap opera producer becomes an ambassador, and Paul Farmer talks Partners In Health.
Congress bans Social Security benefits for Nazis, Pizza Hut introduces a mind-reading menu, Amy Sedaris pays a surprise visit, and Christopher Nolan talks "Interstellar."
Stephen announces an upcoming special in Washington, D.C., T.G.I. Friday's deploys mistletoe drones, and Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga talk about their album, "Cheek to Cheek."
"Star Wars" fans react to a new lightsaber design, members of the St. Louis Rams protest the Ferguson decision, and Senator John McCain discusses "Thirteen Soldiers."
President Obama's amnesty plan outrages Republicans, the world's chocolate supply drops to catastrophic levels, and Jon Stewart discusses his movie "Rosewater."
A police drill causes panic at a Florida school, activists in New Hampshire target meter maids, Black Friday gets an early start, and Toni Morrison discusses her writing.
Freezing temperatures grip the nation, Esteban Colberto talks immigration reform, salvage stores sell expired food to the poor, and Eva Longoria discusses "Food Chains."
U2's Bono loses his luggage in midair, "Good Morning America" offers sensational survival tips, and Senator Bernie Sanders discusses health care and his plans for 2016.
Emily Bazelon discusses a Supreme Court challenge to Obamacare, gay marriage spreads to South Carolina, and Jennifer Lawrence talks "The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1."
A drone is used to film people having sex, a Colorado lawmaker claims that President Obama is possessed by demons, and Terence Tao discusses his passion for math.
The U.S. targets the leader of ISIS, President Obama faces criticism after visiting China, and Diane von Furstenberg chats about "The Woman I Wanted to Be."
North Korea releases two American prisoners, Rush Limbaugh warns the GOP against governing, snack technology leaps forward, and Andy Cohen discusses "The Andy Cohen Diaries."
Police arrest an elderly man for feeding the homeless, conservative leaders embrace their lack of scientific knowledge, and Steven Johnson talks "How We Got To Now."
Rep. Barbara Lee talks about California's 13th district, voters legalize marijuana in Washington D.C., and Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand discusses "Off the Sidelines."
Stephen provides live coverage of the midterms, cable news pundits flaunt high-tech gadgets, and "The Dish" blogger Andrew Sullivan weighs in on the election results.
Voters receive shame-inducing flyers, Hitler's face appears on Swiss coffee creamers, Disney offers animated cakes, and Chuck Todd talks "Meet the Press" and "The Stranger."
Stephen unveils the paperback edition of "America Again," George Takei defends democracy, and David Miliband discusses the International Rescue Committee.
Anita Sarkeesian discusses Gamergate, Kevin Vickers stops a shooting spree in Canada's parliament building, and Jill Lepore talks "The Secret History of Wonder Woman."
The government takes the fun out of Halloween, the NRA defeats a bill against pet eating, Gov. Tom Corbett gets caught using Photoshop, and Michael Lewis talks "Liar's Poker."
The Ebola virus arrives in New York City, Texas Rep. Louie Gohmert argues against gays in the military, and Meredith Vieira discusses "The Meredith Vieira Show."
C.J. Chivers weighs in on abandoned WMDs found in Iraq, Rick Scott and Charlie Crist face off in an unusual debate, and author William Deresiewicz discusses "Excellent Sheep."
Google botches Stephen's height, Stan Lee creates an Indian superhero, Sean Hannity shares his fitness secrets, and writer-director Justin Simien talks "Dear White People."
The Vatican promotes acceptance of gays, a Republican ad compares Governor Rick Scott to a wedding dress, and "Special Deluxe" author Neil Young performs a duet with Stephen.
Michelle Obama flubs a candidate's name, South Dakota's Senate race heats up, Stephen prepares for his final 32 episodes, and Walter Isaacson discusses "The Innovators."
Seattle puts an end to Columbus Day, two toddlers argue about rain, political ads humanize Republicans, and Robert Plant shares songs from "lullaby and... The Ceaseless Roar."
John Boehner raises money for an openly gay politician, Obama faces pressure to name the war against ISIS, and Carol Burnett talks about her role in "Love Letters."
CNN compares Ebola to ISIS, Rep. Tammy Duckworth talks about Illinois's 8th district, and The New Republic's Leon Wieseltier discusses "Insurrections of the Mind."
Gay marriage becomes legal in 30 states, Allison Orr Larsen explains amicus briefs, the CDC attempts to quell Ebola fears, and James M. McPherson talks "Embattled Rebel."
Dr. Kent Sepkowitz discusses America's first Ebola case, rich Americans develop new ways to exclude others, and Lynn Sherr talks "Sally Ride: America's First Woman in Space."
Author Louisa Lim discusses civil unrest in Hong Kong, Stephen offends Bill O'Reilly, and retired Navy Admiral Mike Mullen discusses ISIS and the Middle East.
A Muslim NFL player gets punished for praying, Bobby Jindal rethinks his pro-knowledge agenda, Hans Beinholtz accentuates the negative, and Jeffrey Tambor talks "Transparent."
Pundits imply that Obama is mimicking George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton becomes a grandmother, Kim Jong-un battles a cheese addiction, and Jamie Oliver talks "Comfort Food."
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Attorney General Eric Holder resigns, Staten Island's famous groundhog dies under suspicious circumstances, and Walter Mischel discusses "The Marshmallow Test."
Jeff Tweedy calls the Atone Phone hotline, President Obama comes under fire for saluting with a coffee cup, and Bill Cosby sits down with Stephen.
The U.S. launches airstrikes in Syria, Jared Huffman chats about California's 2nd district, a Russian brewer acquires Pabst, and Naomi Klein talks "This Changes Everything."
Afghan soldiers go missing from Cape Cod, climate change protesters descend on Manhattan, Charles Krauthammer psychoanalyzes Obama, and Tweedy performs a song from "Sukierae."
A new app helps people cut down on their smartphone usage, Sean Hannity reminisces about being spanked, and Terry Gilliam discusses his film "The Zero Theorem."
Stephen dresses up as Prince Hawkcat at Comic-Con, California school districts receive armored military vehicles, and Viggo Mortensen chats about "The Two Faces of January."
President Obama draws on Bush-era policies to battle ISIS, an detailed report insults the Olive Garden's menu, and Unlocking the Truth performs from "Monster."
A new Miss America reigns, The Guardian editor Matt Wells weighs in on Scottish independence, think tanks accept foreign money, and Mindy Kaling discusses "The Mindy Project."
President Obama declares military action against ISIS, global warming threatens birds, and Lonn Taylor discusses "The Star-Spangled Banner: The Making of an American Icon."
President Obama plans to destroy ISIS, Donald Trump tries to protect his name, the BuyPartisan app helps people shop politically, and Henry Kissinger discusses "World Order."
Apple unveils its smartwatch, Detroit firefighters manage to innovate despite a lack of resources, and Jason Segel discusses his children's book, "Nightmares!"
Pundits rejoice over a royal pregnancy, immigration reform remains in limbo, a fitness bracelet shocks people into exercising, and John Lithgow discusses "Love Is Strange."
New York City's St. Patrick's Day Parade welcomes gays, Cosmopolitan covers the midterms, Al Qaeda expands into India, and Doris Kearns Goodwin discusses "The Bully Pulpit."
Critics demand that Obama go to war with ISIS, Frank Underwood from "House of Cards" offers leadership advice, and Randall Munroe discusses his book "What If?"
Hackers post nude photos of female celebrities, Norm Stamper discusses the implications of militarizing the police, and Mandy Patinkin talks "Homeland."
Critics blast Obama as ISIS advances in Syria, a company provides a convenient way to inhale alcohol, and street artist JR shares his award-winning work.
Protests erupt over the shooting of an unarmed black teenager, Scrabble adds thousands of trendy words to its dictionary, and Michael Sheen talks about "Masters of Sex."
The Report wins the Emmy for Outstanding Variety Series, Stephen chats with Rep. Marcia Fudge about Ohio's 11th District, and Jeff Bridges and Lois Lowry talk "The Giver."
Ebola panic spreads across America, Vladimir Putin bans food from the West, Stephen takes sides in a sandwich showdown, and Brian Chesky chats about his company, Airbnb.
Kim Jong-un tours a lube factory, Rand Paul runs away from immigration activists, a five-year-old gives a stellar TV interview, and Michael Fassbender chats about "Frank."
Open-carry gun supporters publish a children's book, Hillary Clinton discusses "Hard Choices," and James Cameron talks about "DeepSea Challenge 3D."
Stephen commemorates the 40th anniversary of President Nixon's resignation, Pat Buchanan discusses "The Greatest Comeback," and John W. Dean talks "The Nixon Defense."
Obama supports putting women on U.S. currency, controversy swirls around coverage of the Gaza crisis, Satan sends text messages, and Campbell Brown talks education reform.
Orlando Bloom throws a punch at Justin Bieber, Allan Sloan discusses corporate tax dodgers, nudity becomes a big hit on reality TV, and James Franco talks "Child of God."
A week's worth of horrible news weighs on Stephen, Sarah Palin launches her own web channel, and Jon Batiste and Stay Human perform a song off their album "Social Music."
Stephen hosts "The Hobbit" panel at Comic-Con, a luxury apartment complex includes a "poor door," and Beck performs a song off his album "Morning Phase."
Darth Vader polls higher than all 2016 presidential candidates, "True Blood" slams conservatives, a typo threatens Obamacare, and Elon Musk shares his visionary technology.
Tim Draper discusses his Six Californias initiative, Lowe's employees deliver top-notch health care to a veteran, and Mary Mazzio and Oscar Vazquez talk "Underwater Dreams."
Rep. Steve Pearce investigates the child immigrant crisis, P.K. Winsome offers advice on impeaching Obama, and Julia Ioffe discusses the Russia-Ukraine conflict.
Tensions rise over the downing of Malaysia Airlines Flight 17, Edan Lepucki's "California" becomes a best seller, and Nancy Pelosi discusses the "Middle Class Jumpstart" plan.
A Malaysia Airlines plane crashes in Ukraine, conservatives react to the child immigrant crisis, coal rollers embrace pollution, and Steven M. Wise talks "Rattling the Cage."
Rick Perry faces criticism over his fashion choices, Joe Quesada discusses Captain America's replacement, and Bill de Blasio weighs in on the challenges facing New Yorkers.
Obama develops a case of senioritis, bears continue to threaten America, and Google's Vint Cerf describes his role in co-creating the Internet.
The World Cup comes to an end, John Boehner sues President Obama, a company invents a beverage-identifying cup, and Jad Abumrad and Robert Krulwich discuss "Radiolab."
Fox News's Dr. Keith Ablow floats a conspiracy theory about the World Cup, North Carolina upholds a possum-dropping tradition, and Paul Rudd chats about "They Both Came."
Obama breaches Chipotle etiquette, John Burnett discusses America's child immigrant crisis, and Eleanor Holmes Norton reflects on Mississippi's Freedom Summer.
ISIS militants invade the Twittersphere, Ben & Jerry's becomes GMO-free, New York lawmakers ban tiger selfies, and Edie Falco talks about Showtime's "Nurse Jackie."
Team USA ties Portugal in the World Cup, Mark Mazzetti discusses U.S. military advisers in Iraq, a handsome mug shot goes viral, and John Green talks "The Fault in Our Stars."
Dick Cheney slams Obama over Iraq, Doritos unveils experimental flavors, an app reduces all messages to "yo," and Jay Carney chats about being White House press secretary.
The RNC sends a giant squirrel after Hillary Clinton, Thad Cochran reminisces about indecent acts with animals, and Katty Kay and Claire Shipman discuss "The Confidence Code."
Team USA defeats Ghana at the World Cup, Hispanics prove that being white is a choice, and David Boies and Theodore B. Olson discuss "Redeeming the Dream."
Ben Van Heuvelen discusses the ISIS threat in Iraq, a study finds that financial hardship can lead to racist attitudes, and Ta-Nehisi Coates talks "The Case for Reparations."
Ted Cruz drops his Canadian citizenship, Led Zeppelin faces a plagiarism lawsuit, Hans Beinholtz discusses the World Cup, and James Webb talks "I Heard My Country Calling."
Tea Party challenger David Brat defeats Eric Cantor, debtors' prison makes a comeback in the U.S., and Rob Rhinehart discusses his food substitute, Soylent.
A computer passes for a human being, a robot demands civil rights, the Jacksonville Jaguars install swimming pools in their stadium, and John Waters talks "Carsick."
A GOP candidate changes his name in order to win Hispanic votes, Vincent van Gogh's ear finds new life at an art museum, and Esther Perel talks "Mating in Captivity."
Conservatives scrutinize Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl, North Korea invents a mushroom sports drink, football players sue the NFL, and Chrissie Hynde performs songs from "Stockholm."
Female hurricanes cause more deaths than male ones, Sherman Alexie discusses the Amazon-Hachette feud, The Report educates the public, and Jonah Hill talks "22 Jump Street."
Open-carry gun advocates make the NRA uncomfortable, Dan Esty weighs in on Obama's climate change initiative, and Morgan Freeman talks "Through the Wormhole."
Obama negotiates a prisoner swap with the Taliban, a Florida man installs a firing range in his yard, and Thomas Piketty discusses "Capital in the Twenty-First Century."
Paul Rieckhoff weighs in on a growing Veterans Affairs scandal, Marco Rubio dodges a question about his marijuana use, and Ray Mabus sheds light on the U.S. Navy.
Eccentric candidates dominate Idaho's gubernatorial debate, a Middle Eastern virus migrates to the U.S., and Patrick Stewart chats about "X-Men: Days of Future Past."
The U.S. accuses China of cyber spying, Republicans take ferocious aim at Hillary Clinton, the E.U. offers people a clean slate on Google, and Matthew Weiner talks "Mad Men."
Scientists embrace gender equality for lab rats, a product revolutionizes beef jerky, and Elizabeth Warren discusses the banking industry and her memoir, "A Fighting Chance."
Russia kicks the U.S. out of the International Space Station, robots get lessons in morality, and Thomas Friedman talks "Years of Living Dangerously."
The pope declares that he would baptize Martians, climate change reaches the point of no return, Amazon secures a questionable patent, and Keri Russell talks "The Americans."
Pope Francis embraces socialism, Rosemary Nyirumbe talks #BringBackOurGirls, the Koch brothers target the Columbus Zoo, and The Black Keys perform a song from "Turn Blue."
Michael Sam becomes the NFL's first openly gay draft pick, conspiracy theories swirl around Monica Lewinsky's Vanity Fair essay, and Glenn Greenwald talks "No Place to Hide."
Stephen interviews a role-playing congressional candidate, Fox Business anchor Stu Varney gushes about his popular appeal, and Ellen Page talks "X-Men: Days of Future Past."
A vibrating pill fights constipation, scientists discover the world's first female penis, violence escalates in Ukraine, and The New Yorker's David Remnick talks "The 40s."
Rand Paul courts Rupert Murdoch at the Kentucky Derby, Georgia allows guns in public, Satanists build a statue in Oklahoma, and Bette Midler discusses "A View From a Broad."
Stephen examines Virginia's 3rd District, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar weighs in on racism in America, and renowned biologist Edward O. Wilson talks "A Window on Eternity."
Jesse Watters mocks America's youth, CNN waits endlessly for news on Flight 370, and poet Saul Williams talks about his role in Broadway's "Holla If Ya Hear Me."
Syria's president runs for reelection, Clay Aiken discusses his bid for Congress, a lesbian trio gets married, and Audra McDonald talks "Lady Day at Emerson's Bar & Grill."
Donald Sterling lands in hot water over his racist remarks, Congress names a mountain after Reagan, Obama pushes for prisoner clemency, and Robert Rodriguez talks El Rey.
Pope Francis grants sainthood to his predecessors, Dr. Paul Offit makes the case for vaccination, and Michael McFaul expands on Russia's complex relationship with the U.S.
The Supreme Court upholds a ban on affirmative action, a cattle rancher battles the federal government, and author George Saunders discusses "Congratulations, by the Way."
Canada's middle class surges, college athletes get unlimited snacks, a senator defends cockfighting, America faces a lime shortage, and John Calipari talks "Players First."
The U.S. Postal Service honors gay activist Harvey Milk, Stephen examines California's 29th district, and George Will talks "A Nice Little Place on the North Side."
An Al Qaeda video tips off U.S. forces, critics advance conspiracy theories about Hillary Clinton, a church embraces mixed martial arts, and Ken Burns talks "The Address."
David Letterman announces his retirement, Botox helps treat depression, Bill O'Reilly fights the grievance-industrial complex, and Sting performs "The Last Ship."
An Internet bug causes panic, Andrew Sullivan weighs in on Brendan Eich's resignation from Mozilla, Obama pushes for equal pay, and Sheryl Sandberg talks "Lean In."
A Senate report reveals that the CIA made false claims about enhanced interrogation, Common Core math tests create mass confusion, and Jane Goodall talks "Seeds of Hope.
Jeb Bush defends illegal immigrants, Alaska outlaws drone-assisted hunting, a GOP candidate speaks at a cockfighting rally, and Edward Frenkel talks "Love and Math."
Experts claim to have found the Holy Grail, Emily Bazelon weighs in on money in politics, Bill O'Reilly embraces inequality, and Mark Mazzetti talks "The Way of the Knife."
A U.N. report warns of devastating climate change, Tennessee seeks new death penalty drugs, aging tech workers resort to plastic surgery, and Dan Harris talks "10% Happier."
Obamacare enrollment hits a major milestone, college athletes seek union rights, and John Malkovich chats about his movie "Cesar Chavez."
Apple announces ethnically-diverse emoticons, Stephen responds to the #CancelColbert Twitter fiasco, and Biz Storm discusses his Jelly app and "Things a Little Bird Told Me."
Russia seizes Ukraine's dolphin army, morning news shows pander to millennials, Hawaii's cops lose the right to have sex with prostitutes, and Darren Aronofsky talks "Noah."
Secret Service agents go on a bender, a Belgian baby gets a soccer contract, the Washington Redskins reach out to Native Americans, and Errol Morris talks "The Known Unknown."
Former president Jimmy Carter visits The Report to discuss his lifelong passion for human rights and his book "A Call to Action."
G.K. Butterfield gives a primer on North Carolina, cable news pundits embrace wild theories about Malaysia's missing plane, and Bryan Cranston discusses LBJ and "All the Way."
Recreational marijuana sales skyrocket in Colorado, Obama expands overtime pay for millions of Americans, and Simon Schama talks "The Story of the Jews."
Obama appears on "Between Two Ferns," Liz Wahl discusses her resignation from Russia Today, the NSA hires an advice columnist, and Maria Shriver talks "Paycheck to Paycheck."
The pope gets his own magazine, the Huffington Post investigates anal sex, the government sues Sprint over wiretapping fees, and Ronan Farrow discusses "Ronan Farrow Daily."
Atheists protest a cross displayed at the 9/11 memorial, a Kentucky church group hosts a gun giveaway, and Neil deGrasse Tyson discusses his Fox series, "Cosmos."
Massachusetts allows upskirt photography, teens pursue the "thigh gap," Warner Music holds "Happy Birthday" hostage, and Theaster Gates uses art to revitalize urban spaces.
Bill O'Reilly cites the "downside" of woman presidents, Chevron delivers pizza, Headline News targets the social media generation, and Beau Willimon talks "House of Cards."
Stephen gives a primer on Crimea, Republicans blame Obama for the Ukraine crisis, Steve King defends Arizona's anti-gay bill, and Jaron Lanier talks "Who Owns the Future?"
Slavery makes history at the Oscars, an anti-Obamacare ad spreads falsehoods, Barbie poses for Sports Illustrated, and Caitlin Flanagan talks "The Dark Power of Fraternities."
Jan Brewer vetoes anti-gay legislation, a study suggests that race is subjective, the KKK embraces sci-fi technology, and Jeff Goldblum discusses "The Grand Budapest Hotel."
Michelle Obama tackles child obesity, a Gumby thief terrorizes a small town, critics target Hillary Clinton's age, and Meryl Davis & Charlie White bask in Olympic glory.
Huffington Post asks parents if their kid is Hitler, critics fume over military budget cuts, a lobby fights for paper, and St. Vincent performs "Digital Witness."
A Dutch Olympics coach slams the U.S. speedskating team, protesters oust the Ukrainian president, and Darlene Love talks "20 Feet From Stardom."
Bill O'Reilly accuses Stephen of mockery, Bode Miller discusses his Olympic win, Buddy Cole goes undercover in Sochi, and Stanley McChrystal talks "My Share of the Task."
U.S. ice dancers nab a gold medal, Buddy Cole investigates gay propaganda in Sochi, Al Qaeda members accidentally kill themselves, and Alexander Payne talks "Nebraska."
Stephen welcomes Jimmy Fallon to The Tonight Show, Piers Morgan offends the trans community, Janet Mock explores gender identity, and Brian Greene discusses World Science U.
Stephen attends the White House State Dinner, Bill O'Reilly gloats over his Obama interview, Shepard Smith recites the White House menu, and Godfrey Reggio talks "Visitors."
Stephen launches a fundraiser for the U.S. speedskating team, Buddy Cole helps athletes appear straight, Michael Sam comes out, and Charlie Crist discusses "The Party's Over."
The Sochi Olympics open with a technical glitch, Buddy Cole investigates Russia's anti-gay laws, the Taliban captures a spy dog, and Patrick Kennedy discusses Project SAM.
Obama faces pressure to approve the Keystone Pipeline, Olympic journalists share Sochi horror stories, TSA agents gawk at body scan images, and Paul Krugman talks Obamacare.
Critics argue that Obamacare will destroy jobs, Mort Zuckerman weighs in on Tom Perkins' Nazi analogy, and Lake Street Dive performs a song from "Bad Self Portraits."
Black History Month coincides with Children's Dental Health Month, Chris Christie's bridge scandal worsens, and Pussy Riot discusses human rights and the Putin regime.
Coca-Cola's Super Bowl ad sparks outrage, cheerleaders sue the Oakland Raiders, J.K. Rowling regrets pairing Hermione and Ron, and Jennifer Senior talks "All Joy and No Fun."
The NFL rethinks their marijuana policy, football might cause brain damage, the mayors of Denver and Seattle root for their home team, and Drew Brees talks "Playoff Face Off."
Stephen trains for Super Bowl greatness, the Puppy Bowl gets a new player, Joe Biden distracts at the State of the Union, and Cris Carter discusses football and "Going Deep."
The NFL cracks down on extra points, Stephen trains to be a quarterback, spotted owls fight for survival, and Justin Tuck describes the thrill of football.
The NFL prohibits mention of the Super Bowl, Richard Sherman unleashes a post-game rant, the Grammys embrace gay marriage, and FiveThirtyEight's Nate Silver discusses sports.
Riots break out in the Ukraine, Tim Wu weighs in on net neutrality, China bootlegs The Report, and Patricia Churchland discusses "Touching a Nerve."
NASA discovers a Martian doughnut, U.S. nuclear officers cheat on proficiency tests, the Westminster Dog Show allows mutts, and Charles Duhigg talks "The Power of Habit."
cOlbert's Book Club begins with a primer on Ernest Hemingway, Michael Chabon talks "A Farewell to Arms," and Mariel Hemingway discusses her grandfather's romantic side.
Peyton Manning chants for Omaha, a drug shortage threatens the death penalty, Pope Francis encourages breastfeeding in church, and Scott Stossel talks "My Age of Anxiety."
The NSA infects personal computers, a jewelry company sells diamond pacifiers, Carol Burnett gets sarcastic, and Naquasia LeGrand talks "Fast Food Forward."
America gets its own commercial, college athletes struggle with literacy, a sex scandal rocks France, and Gabriel Sherman talks "The Loudest Voice in the Room".
A-Rod is suspended for drug use, Pat Buchanan supports Russia's anti-gay laws, Billie Jean King is a U.S. Olympic delegate, and Deborah Solomon talks "American Mirror".
A chemical spill threatens West Virginia's water supply, Obama's Iraq policy comes under fire, a company provides retroactive advertising, and David Fanning talks Frontline.
Chris Christie's bridge scandal deepens, Robert Gates's "Duty" has harsh words for Obama, and Jeff Skoll discusses his film company, Participant Media.
Scandal engulfs Chris Christie, the media explains the concept of cold weather, and Ishmael Beah talks being a child soldier and his book, "Radiance of Tomorrow".
Donald Trump takes on global warming, Pope Francis criticizes wealth disparity, scientists look for time travelers online, and John Seigenthaler discusses Al Jazeera America.
America endures a polar vortex, the FDA targets antibiotics in livestock, recreational weed goes on sale in Colorado, and Ken Roth discusses Human Rights Watch.
Jamie Dimon flaunts his wealth with a decadent Christmas card, A&E suspends Phil Robertson for anti-gay remarks, and Ben Stiller talks "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty". Christmas Carol: The Blind Boys of Alabama.
Customer satisfaction is worthless, Germany joins the debate over Santa's ethnicity, Keanu Reeves talks "47 Ronin", and Aaron Neville performs with members of MusiCorps. Christmas Carol: Aaron Neville and MusicCorps.
Edward Snowden seeks political asylum in Brazil, China embraces pollution, Ted Cruz gets his own coloring book, and Garry Trudeau discusses his show, "Alpha House."
Google buys a robotics company, the NSA infiltrates online games, Stephen and Billy Crystal compete for a Grammy, and Jonah Peretti discusses BuzzFeed's journalism initiative.
Congress agrees on a budget, a sleeping aid has terrifying side effects, Megyn Kelly argues that Santa is white, and author George Packer discusses "The Unwinding".
Festivus comes to the Florida Capitol, Obama's handshake causes outrage, Mike Huckabee fights Obamacare with music, and Elizabeth Gilbert talks "The Signature of All Things ".
Walmart becomes an elite institution, Virginia Postrel examines the value of television, Venezuela starts Christmas early, and Alex Blumberg discusses "The T-Shirt Project".
Stephen honors Mandela, Bill O'Reilly & John Stossel discourage giving, "America Again" vies for a Grammy, and author David Keith discusses "A Case For Climate Engineering ".
Stephen weighs flight against invisibility, Colorado legalizes pot, the GOP learns how to talk to women, and Alan Mulally discusses the Ford Mustang's 50-year legacy.
Congress's productivity hits a record low, the rich get a floating tax shelter, Common Core threatens cursive, and Bryan Stevenson argues for an equitable justice system.
The pope might lead a secret life, the FDA targets trans fat, the McRib is scrutinized, a tech firm invents an office robot, and Ed Stone discusses the Voyager missions.
HealthCare.gov relaunches, turkeys compete for Obama's pardon, Amazon embraces drones, a Christmas tree saves Christmas, and Daniel Goleman discusses his book, "Focus".
Senate Democrats go nuclear, Oklahoma Governor Mary Fallin blocks same-sex benefits, Stephen invites himself to Thanksgiving dinner, and J.J. Abrams discusses his novel, "S".
Congressman Trey Radel pleads guilty to cocaine possession, Russia cracks down on "gay propaganda", and guest M.I.A. performs a song from her album "Matangi".
Wal-Mart hosts a food drive for its own employees, Robert Reich argues for better income equality, and Rick Santorum discusses his movie, "The Christmas Candle".
The Colbert Nation helps the Philippines, conservatives gloat over Obamacare, Chip Wilson defends his yoga pants, and Steve McQueen talks "12 Years a Slave".
Stephen calls for aid to the Philippines, The Today Show airs live prostate exams, and Alexis Ohanian discusses online democracy and his book, "Without Their Permission".
Human Rights groups protest U.S. drone attacks, Richard Cohen faces backlash over race comments, and the Blind Boys of Alabama perform a song from "I'll Find a Way".
HealthCare.gov glitches lead to low enrollment, France rejects a nuke deal with Iran, a luxury hotel offers poverty-themed vacations, and David Christian talks "Big History".
"60 Minutes" anchor Lara Logan apologizes for her flawed Benghazi story, and "Days of Fire" author Peter Baker discusses George W. Bush's rocky relationship with Dick Cheney.
The Senate cracks down on sexual discrimination in the workplace, Stephen is nominated for a People's Choice Award, and author Daniel Lieberman discusses "The Story of the Human Body".
Toys "R" Us mocks nature, and the host of "The Brian Lehrer Show" discusses New York City politics.
A bong-shaped mascot upsets a Canadian town, and Julius Erving discusses "Dr. J: The Autobiography".
Corporations find religion, and author David Folkenflik discusses "Murdoch's World".
The NSA spying scandal reaches the Vatican, and Codecademy's Zach Sims talks computer programming.
Shepard Smith battles digital addiction, and Jack Andraka shares his passion for science.
Americans resort to harvesting their bodies, and Billy Collins talks about his book, "Aimless Love".
Stuffed animals go sightseeing, and Orlando Bloom discusses his Broadway turn in "Romeo and Juliet".
Girly hats could emasculate the Marines, and Stephen Fry discusses his role in "Twelfth Night".
Stephen enrolls in Obamacare, and Judy Woodruff and Gwen Ifill discuss fact-based reporting.
Stephen weighs in on lions and tigers, KFC invents the "Go Cup" and A. Scott Berg discusses his book, "Wilson".
The government reopens, New Jersey allows gay marriage, and The Reflektors (a.k.a. Arcade Fire) perform "Normal People".
Hanksy dolls up Stephen's studio, and Reed Albergotti and Vanessa O'Connell discuss Lance Armstrong.
Truckers organize "Ride for the Constitution", and Tom Hanks talks about Somali pirates.
The debt ceiling looms, Eric Holder permits pro-pot laws, and Paul Giamatti talks "Parkland".
Republicans hold Obama responsible for the government shutdown, Emily Bazelon reviews McCutcheon v. F.E.C., and James Spithill shares some history of the America's Cup.
Congressional leaders fail to compromise on the government shutdown, Stephen officiates a wedding, and David Finkel examines post-war trauma in "Thank You for Your Service".
Barack Obama meets with congressional leaders about the government "slim down", Bill O'Reilly talks divine inspiration, and Chris Matthews compares Obama and Reagan.
The government shuts down, Americans flood the Affordable Care Act website, anti-Obamacare groups target youth, and Daniel Radcliffe describes his film, "Kill Your Darlings".
Congress shuts down the government, Butterball appeases male cooks, and "Breaking Bad" creator Vince Gilligan discusses the final season.
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Season finale.
Jon Stewart congratulates Stephen on his Emmys, Pope Francis speaks out on Catholic teachings, and Metallica presents its film, "Metallica: Through the Never.
Michelle Obama promotes H2O, Republicans regulate Obamacare navigators, Jihawg Ammo makes bacon bullets, and Jack Johnson shares his album, "From Here to Now to You.
Andrew Sullivan supports U.N. intervention in Syria, conservatives attack gun violence in video games, and Nicholson Baker shares his book, "Traveling Sprinkler.
Billionaires get left behind, Kanye West performs for Kazakhstan's controversial leader, Cheerios cashes in on death, and Arne Duncan endorses early education.
Stephen honors the Lehman Brothers, pundits criticize government "moochers," Miss America receives racist comments, and Andrew Bacevich shares his book, "Breach of Trust.
The New York Times prints Vladimir Putin's op-ed on Syria, Rep. Jim McDermott defends gay rights, and Philip Mudd shares his book, "Takedown: Inside the Hunt for Al Qaeda.
New York City holds the mayoral primary, Syria agrees to surrender its chemical weapons, Rand Paul flip-flops, and Sheryl Crow discusses her album, "Feels Like Home.
Americans oppose military action in Syria, Fox News dreams up "Super Reagan," Iowa grants gun permits to blind people, and Billie Jean King recalls the "Battle of the Sexes.
Ariel Castro commits suicide, kittens close down the NYC subway, Stephen assigns reading for cOlbert's Book Club, and John Prine shares his folk album, "The Missing Years.
Barack Obama endorses military action in Syria, The New Yorker's Steve Coll unpacks the president's decision, and meteorologist Gary England talks twisters.
Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad employs chemical weapons, The Daily Show gets Jon back, Rep. Dan Kildee promotes sugar beets, and Timothy Cardinal Dolan examines the papacy.
A rodeo clown wears an Obama mask, fracking companies put gag orders on families, Obama talks NSA transparency, and Professor Richard Brodhead promotes the humanities.
Russia's anti-gay laws affect Olympic athletes, Obama hires psychologists to "nudge" public opinion, and Kevin Spacey talks "House of Cards".
Mayor Mike Bloomberg defends New York's stop-and-frisk, the TSA expands its duties, and Congressman John Lewis chats about his graphic novel, "March".
The Today Show features twerking, Senator Rush Holt champions public education, and Senator Sheldon Whitehouse chats about his book, "On Virtues.
CNN's doctor switches his position on pot, Matt Damon comes to Stephen's rescue, Darrell Issa wants ocean waters named after Reagan, and Colum McCann talks "TransAtlantic.
Online critics bash StePhest Colbchella '013, union activist Mary Kay Henry supports fast-food strikers, the SEC comes down on a trader, and Ashton Kutcher talks "Jobs.
Daft Punk abandons StePhest Colbchella '013, Stephen angers his Hyundai sponsors, and "Blurred Lines" singer Robin Thicke saves Stephen's career.
The U.S. government warns of a looming terror threat somewhere, Alex Rodriguez gets suspended for doping, and Hugh Laurie shares his blues album, "Didn't It Rain".
Russia protects Edward Snowden, Mayor Bob Filner blames San Diego for his sexual misconduct, Gitmo prisoners read erotic romance, and Bryan Cranston talks meth and Malcolm.
Bradley Manning is found not guilty, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton have lunch, Chris Christie and Rand Paul feud, and Emily Matchar shares the "new domesticity".
Surgeon and writer Atul Gawande discusses his New Yorker article "Slow Ideas."
FreedomWorks burns fake Obama insurance cards, North Carolina allows concealed weapons in bars, and the Lumineers share their self-titled debut album.
An MC crashes the royal birth, Detroit files for bankruptcy, Steve King incites Jorge Ramos, and Olympia Snowe shares her book, "Fighting for Common Ground".
The royal couple name their baby George, Anthony Weiner apologizes for his latest sexts, Kanye West designs a blank t-shirt, and Anant Agarwal discusses his nonprofit, edX.
The Prince of Wails is born, George Zimmerman helps a family in need, Barack Obama empathizes with black men, and poet Kenneth Goldsmith revisits seven U.S. tragedies.
Kate Middleton delivers her baby, Geraldo Rivera tweets a naked selfie, fast food workers protest the minimum wage, and Kjerstin Gruys examines body image issues.
Edward Snowden seeks asylum in Russia, San Diego's mayor faces sexual harassment charges, Eliot Spitzer runs for NYC comptroller, and Jeff Bridges shares his film, "R.I.P.D.
Rolling Stone features the Boston bombing suspect, Congress removes food stamps from the farm bill, and Jerry Seinfeld shares his series, "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.
Britain prepares for the royal baby, George Zimmerman protestors sing instead of riot, NPR critiques multitaskers, and David Karp promises not to police Tumblr.
A Florida jury acquits George Zimmerman, Stephen inspects a SkyMiles scandal, Asiana Airlines sues KTVU over made-up pilot names, and Jeremy Scahill criticizes drone strikes.
Mayor Michael Bloomberg declares war on the 4th of July, the Senate enacts immigration reform, and Senator Chuck Schumer talks tattoos and gang signs.
Gay marriage gets a legal boost, Emily Bazelon analyzes the Supreme Court's decisions, and Bill Moyers chronicles the slow death of the American middle class.
The Supreme Court guts part of the Voting Rights Act, Brazilians protest government spending, and Peniel Joseph criticizes the Supreme Court's decision.
NSA leaker Edward Snowden goes missing, Darrell Issa probes the IRS, news becomes truthinews, the KKK engineers a laser, and Andrew Solomon defines "exceptional" children.
Iran replaces outgoing President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Rep. Steve King opposes chicken cage laws, Nestle markets to higher-income women, and Joss Whedon talks Shakespeare.
Stephen honors his late mother, Cap'n Crunch lies about his rank, house flipping makes a comeback, and the Postal Service discusses their electronic music.
The NSA builds a data compound, Paul McCartney describes his music career with The Beatles and Wings, and Michael Bloomberg's bike share "begrimes" New York.
NSA Wiretapping Scandal, Jeffrey Rosen on the Fourth Amendment, TSA Detains Chewbacca, Daniel Bergner, "What Do Women Want?".
The NSA whistleblower explains himself, violent protests break out in Turkey, missile launch officers dislike their jobs, and Dan Savage criticizes DOMA.
The Obama administration snoops on Verizon customers, Stephen becomes a spy, and Stephen King writes a musical with John Mellencamp and T Bone Burnett.
Superman gets a makeover, Laurie Garrett reviews Monsanto's wheat incident, the Chicago Sun-Times scraps photojournalism, and Jonathan Alter dissects the 2012 election.
The Report pays tribute to Michele Bachmann, NASA researches printable food, the IRS invests in line dancing, and Alex Gibney explores WikiLeaks.
Mark Pocan tempts Stephen with divorce, precision-guided guns promote skill-free killing, and John Dingell wants Congress to learn how to compromise.
Barack Obama addresses his usage of drones, Andrew Bacevich thinks war is bad, Pope Francis embraces atheists, and C.J. Chivers reports on Syrian rebels.
Lois Lerner won't spill the IRS scandal beans, Mitch McConnell endorses hemp, PBS appeases David Koch, and The National shares their album "Trouble Will Find Me.
Scientists solve the Irish potato famine mystery, pot boosts metabolism, Rep. Jeff Duncan plans to ban the census, and Noah Feldman describes the Cool War with China.
ABC's Jonathan Karl lies about the Benghazi scandal, Stephen applies for Tea Party tax exemption, and David Sassoon shares his e-book, "The Dilbit Disaster.
Congress peppers and grills Eric Holder, China seeks peace in the Middle East, a nonprofit provides access to printable guns, and Daniel Lieberman endorses toe shoes.
The UN describes bugs as "mini-livestock," Congresswoman Gwen Moore rides shotgun, and Cyndi Lauper outlines her Broadway musical, "Kinky Boots.
The House tries to repeal Obamacare again, an immigration study slams Hispanics, Maxim honors Miley Cyrus, and Dan Brown takes inspiration from Dante.
The Obama administration lies about Benghazi talking points, the IRS inspects Tea Party groups, and Jessica Buchanan and Erik Landemalm share their book, "Impossible Odds.
Carey Mulligan divulges a dark secret, Jennifer Egan discusses "The Great Gatsby"'s place in American letters, and Baz Luhrmann pays homage to F. Scott Fitzgerald.
Stephen's sister loses her run for Congress, Republicans spite Obama, parents forego diapers, and Richard Besser shares his book, "Tell Me the Truth, Doctor.
Fox News prepares for the Benghazi whistleblowers, Rep. Donna Edwards deals with a senile senior, teens amp up their promposals, and Douglas Rushkoff pinpoints the present.
Stephen plugs cOlbert's Book Club, conspiracy theorists explain the government's ammo purchases, dogs ride the Mary Jane train, and Robert Caro scares Republicans.
The Feds identify three accomplices in the Boston bombings, President Obama addresses the Gitmo hunger strike, and Sir Ben Kingsley chats about "Iron Man 3.
A Newtown victim's daughter confronts Senator Kelly Ayotte, pro-gun senators lose voters' support, and Macklemore and Ryan Lewis share their album, "The Heist.
Congress disregards the Army's wishes, Iowa cracks illegal immigration, Budweiser encourages Facebook friendships, and Evan Spiegel and Bobby Murphy make photos disappear.
Jason Collins comes out as gay, New Zealand sanctions same-sex marriage, conservatives get defensive, criminals turn to Yelp, and Iggy Pop performs shirtless.
Stephen starts an "O" Book Club, Matt Cartwright speaks Spanish, Fox & Friends gets the word out about a guy singing like a canary, and Gene Robinson advocates gay rights.
Twitter hackers trigger a market crash, Bill Clinton picks a dignified Twitter name, the Mars rover draws a penis in the sand, and NASCAR's Danica Patrick manages her rage.
Chris Christie is full of Scooby-Doo-doo, Thomas Herndon takes down Reinhart and Rogoff, and Google's Eric Schmidt talks digital identities.
The Boston manhunt ends, Canadian police expose an Al Qaeda plot, America's infrastructure earns a bad grade, and Michael Pollan describes the four ways of cooking.
The New York Post misidentifies Boston Marathon suspects, Stephen debuts the Bucket, the Senate opposes gun background checks, and Richard Engel describes Syrian militias.
The media dreams up Boston bombing suspects, Adam Davidson explains Bitcoin, Brad Paisley makes a sucky song about racism, and Alan Cumming tackles an almost one-man play.
Terrorists attack the Boston Marathon, Canada manufactures Sexcereal, the Rollie Eggmaster cooks up gelatinous egg rods, and Caroline Kennedy recites poetry with Stephen.
NASA develops an asteroid lasso, Nick Gillespie talks about pot legalization, New York City targets filthy Times Square mascots, and Cass Sunstein slams the food pyramid.
The Navy builds a laser missile, Senate Republicans give in to gun control, Anthony Weiner ponders the mayoral race, and VICE cofounder Shane Smith talks storytelling.
Stephen attends the Clinton Global Initiative University Exchange, Exxon sweeps oil into storm drains, and Charlie LeDuff shares his book, "Detroit: An American Autopsy.
At the Clinton Global Initiative University Meeting, President Bill Clinton discusses foreign aid, poverty, TED Talks, Twitter and the Colbert Galactic Initiative.
An Exxon pipeline bursts in Arkansas, Jeremy Irons compares gay marriage to incest, and NIH Director Francis Collins explains Obama's BRAIN Initiative.
Mark Sanford runs against Elizabeth Colbert Busch, Louie Gohmert compares gun control to bestiality, the GOP surveys young people, and A.C. Grayling talks God and reason.
Sue Everhart warns of gay marriage fraud, Victor Cha dissects North Korea's bomb threats, Florida plans to outlaw bongs, and Jim McGreevey advocates in-prison rehab.
Google pays tribute to Cesar Chavez, Pope Francis breaks a New Testament tradition, Tennessee uses a health care lottery, and Sigourney Weaver talks theater.
Same-sex marriage divides the Supreme Court, Emily Bazelon explains Proposition 8 and the Defense of Marriage Act, and Robert Lustig warns against sugar.
Papa Bear reassess gay marriage, scientists study Facebook "Likes," Tennessee lawmakers mistrust a mop sink, and Carl Edgar Blake II shows off his pigs.
Republicans contemplate a Celebrity Task Force, Senator Rob Portman flip-flops on gay marriage, and Eric Topol shares his book, "The Creative Destruction of Medicine.
The Vatican welcomes Pope Francis, Roma Downey stars in "The Bible," Trevor Potter memorializes Ham Rove, and Junot Diaz shares the Freedom University project.
Rand Paul talks for 13 hours, North Korea creates an ominous music video, "The Bachelor" incites emotionally-charged staring, and John Sexton compares baseball and religion.
The media introduces "Snowquester," Alabama calls the Voting Rights Act into question, Michael Bloomberg bans soda deliveries, and Wal-Mart inspires Brendan O'Connell.
Hugo Chavez passes away, Obama travels to Israel, Michael Oren discusses Iran, married couples retreat to Mars, and James Franco talks "Oz.
Obama confuses "Star Wars" with "Star Trek," Stephen investigates scallop gonad research, Texas reconsiders gun training, and Kirk Bloodsworth opposes the death penalty.
Pat Robertson confirms that demons occupy garments, shops sell Pope Benedict XVI memorabilia, federal spending cuts loom, and Jon Favreau describes speechwriting methods.
Stephen endorses Halls cough drops, the government bugs Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's trial, John Kerry makes a case for dimwits, and Paola Antonelli shares the future of design.
Pope Benedict shares the Vatican with his successor, Jeremy Bird disrupts the natural order in Texas, Al Qaeda evades drone attacks, and Michio Kaku tracks asteroid paths.
Michelle Obama crashes the Oscars, the CDC researches gun violence, sex scandal gossip plagues the Vatican, and Simon Garfield endorses handmade maps.
A rumor links Chuck Hagel to a made-up Islamic group, for-profit incarceration teams up with football, MTV cons BET Twitter fans, and Lil Buck explains jookin.
The U.K. responds to a horse meat scare, Alexi Lalas assesses soccer match fixing, Norway celebrates firewood, and David Goldhill critiques health insurance.
A meteor streaks over Russia, Detroit gleans a libertarian investor, Obama goes golfing with Tiger Woods, and Emily Bazelon explores the culture of bullying.
A fertility feast leads to Valentine's Day, the Obama administration targets S&P, and "Citizenville" author Gavin Newsom brings government into the digital age.
President Obama focuses on the middle class and infrastructure, Marc Rubio suffers from dry mouth, and Dave Grohl relives rock 'n' roll history.
The GOP holds a conference to self-reflect, Karl Rove targets Tea Partiers, Steven Seagal trains volunteer gun posses, and Roger Hodge touts Southern literature.
The Bush family gets hacked, Pope Benedict becomes the first pope to resign in 717 years, Father Jim Martin details papal appointment, and Garry Wills talks priests.
A snowstorm slams the Northeast, Senator Stacey Campfield homes in on kids' sexuality, Facebook promotes hookups, and Benh Zeitlin explores Louisiana's Bathtub country.
Lobbyists try to save the penny, Elizabeth Colbert Busch takes on 16 GOP candidates, and Lawrence Wright confirms abuse within the Church of Scientology.
A parking lot covers up royal remains, CBS brings unemployment to reality TV, Californians thank a hatchet-armed hitchhiker, and Julie Andrews responds to kids' book critics.
A blackout stalls the Super Bowl, Senate members tackle immigration reform, Obama claims to enjoy skeet shooting, and Justice Sonia Sotomayor details "My Beloved World.
Super Bowl ads release teasers, Gatorade does away with BVO, a clever crow uses utensils, and Matthew Guerrieri explores Beethoven's cultural impact.
Gay men stress less, Paul Clement defends DOMA in court, the KKK drops its racist message, and Bill Gates shares global health updates.
Iran launches a monkey into space, states work to nullify Obama's gun grab, Cliff Sloan explains supreme law, Gitmo stays open, and George Saunders boasts about short stories.
The TSA abandons nude scanners, Australia and conservatives cope with climate change, North Korea goes after America, and Michael Shellenberger debates energy sources.
France sends troops into Mali, Edward Berenson outlines French martial history, Hillary Clinton answers questions about Benghazi, and Tavi Gevinson chats about "Rookie.
Beyonce-Gate riles the media, Ayn Rand admirers find love, Virginia Republicans surprise Democrats with new districts, and Sally Field describes her character in "Lincoln.
Obama obscures America's hopelessness in his speech, Republicans pursue advanced redistricting, Dustin Hoffman shrinks his cast, and Kathryn Bigelow talks "Zero Dark Thirty.
Obama launches the Presidential Pride Parade, Kate Middleton contaminates America, and Ta-Nehisi Coates reflects on Obama's second inauguration.
Subway cons consumers, President Obama tightens gun control, Megyn Kelly reveals her porn name, and Akhil Reed Amar shares his book, "America's Unwritten Constitution.
HSBC launders cartel money, Matt Taibbi chews out big banks, Pat Robertson educates "slatternly" wives, and Tom Brokaw tells the plight of second presidential terms.
Lance Armstrong spends hours with Oprah, Stephen runs an Extra Special Report on Florida's mystery monkey, and Jared Diamond examines traditional New Guinea culture.
Joe Biden develops gun law recommendations, Ted Nugent references Rosa Parks, a nonprofit disputes Vitaminwater, and Piers Morgan talks gun control.
A man makes love to a couch, Obama flaunts his testosterone-filled Cabinet, Kevin Garnett hassles Carmelo Anthony, and musician Ben Gibbard grows up.
Idaho builds a firearms village, the NRA solves gun violence with more guns, wheat addiction spirals, and Neil Shubin explores humans' shared history with rocks.
The Forever Stamp skyrockets in value, blood transfers boost health, the Senate looks into "Zero Dark Thirty," and Chris Kluwe defends same-sex marriage.
Republicans agree to tax the wealthy, a coin solves the debt ceiling debate, Bill O'Reilly insults Asians, and Jimmy Wales shares Wikipedia's next steps.
Rockers raise money for Hurricane Sandy victims, Vince Gilligan leaks "Breaking Bad" footage, Colbert Super PAC money finds a home, and Simone Campbell talks social justice.
"America Again" defeats Papa Bear's bestseller, Jeff Bingaman gives Stephen a Senate how-to, Fox News attacks the 9/11 site mosque, and Mandy Patinkin talks national security.
Budget deal talks hit a wall, North Korea unearths a unicorn lair, California's ex-gay therapy ban meets resistance, and Malcolm Gladwell chats about man's best friend.
Fans lobby for Stephen's Senate appointment, David Petraeus declines a presidential proposal from Roger Ailes, and Diana Krall resists jazz standards.
Hobbit Week ends, Stephen gets the Madame Tussauds treatment, and Peter Jackson receives clarification on Tolkien lore.
Hobbit Week honors Denny's, the Senate votes down universal disability rights, and Andy Serkis compares "The Lord of the Rings" Gollum to "The Hobbit" Gollum.
Hobbit Week continues with Bilbo Baggins, testosterone gels trigger family hair growth, morning sickness socks Kate Middleton, and Martin Freeman talks TV roles and Tolkien.
The Report hosts Hobbit Week, safer streets weaken a Republican wedge issue, medical grade sheds replace nursing homes, and Sir Ian McKellen prefers Gandalf the Grey.
America foregoes a nuclear moon missile, Boeing blocks pension benefits to gay couples, Stephen pushes "America Again," and Sean Carroll explains the Higgs field.
Powerball sales skyrocket, Fox News explains why women can't get married, Harry Reid tries to curb filibusters, and Frank Oz talks Muppets.
Police bust a Canadian for lying about Santa, congressional Republicans abandon Grover Norquist, Reihan Salam describes Reagan's tax plan, and Dolly Parton promotes literacy.
Shoppers break Black Friday records, the Supreme Court deliberates copyright law, Pope Benedict XVI modifies the nativity, and Jake Tapper discusses the Afghanistan War.
Campbell's promotes soups for millennials, the Petraeus scandal escalates, meth protects against influenza, and Chris Stringer talks primitive humans.
"America Again" offends Canadians, Wall Street chucks its weakest link, Christopher Steiner reviews computer trading, and screenwriter Tony Kushner talks "Lincoln.
The media weighs presidential nominees for 2016, Sonia Sotomayor crushes girlish pipe dreams, and Newt Gingrich admits he guessed wrong about the election.
CIA Director David Petraeus steps down after an affair, Karl Rove faces angry benefactors, Jon Stewart assists Colbert Super PAC, and Ken Burns shares "The Central Park Five.
New York experiences a nor'easter, an Albany strip club claims to sell art, platonic friends learn the scientific truth, and Rachel Maddow talks election night.
Liberals and conservatives taint the election, Bill O'Reilly blames Romney's loss on non-whites, wind turbines affect mental health, and Doris Kearns Goodwin recites history.
America snubs the nice Romney boy and picks Obama, Andrew Sullivan sheds light on the election, and Joe Donnelly beats Richard Mourdock in Indiana.
Colbert Super PAC inspires Mitt Romney, Sasha Issenberg talks data-driven politics, Joe Scarborough doubts liberal math models, and Nate Silver reviews election statistics.
Michael Bloomberg issues post-Sandy travel mandates, Mitt Romney sways Billy Graham on Mormonism, and music marvel David Byrne teams up with St. Vincent.
Hurricane Sandy wreaks havoc on New Jersey, Mitt Romney hosts a relief rally, Donald Trump cuts Obama some slack, and Lilly Ledbetter explores gender pay discrimination.
Ovulation cycles sway female voting, Tom Hanks concocts neutral Halloween costumes, and Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels talks about his book, "Keeping the Republic.
Donald Trump wants Barack Obama's passport papers, Fox News rehashes the Benghazi attacks, Richard Mourdock justifies rape pregnancies, and Anthony Everitt talks Rome.
Mitt Romney's presidential smile wins out, undecided voters skip the debates, Lance Armstrong's doping taints his charity, and John Grisham writes about crooked lawyers.
Colin Small trashes voter registrations, CEOs threaten personnel over the election, Andrew Cuomo seeks to decriminalize pot, and Donald Sadoway shares his battery brainchild.
A squirrel votes for Mitt Romney, a farmer puts candy in cow feed, Stephen reports on the world's only Corn Palace, and The Killers discuss their clean-cut reputation.
Mitt Romney's Benghazi accusations backfire, two-parent households fix gun problems, Congressman Scott DesJarlais flip-flops on abortion, and Tyler Perry talks "Madea.
CNN enhances debate viewing, Emily Bazelon talks affirmative action, Paul Ryan pretends to volunteer, and Mayor Cory Booker explores party platforms and social media.
Red Bull sponsors a record sky dive, the EU receives the Nobel Peace Prize, Florida deals with a marauding monkey, and Evan Thomas reveals President Eisenhower's views on war.
Joe Biden debates Paul Ryan, Martian Obama rumors surface, Stephen argues with Stephen over Mitt Romney's conservative credentials, and Chrystia Freeland talks "Plutocrats.
7-Eleven and Pizza Hut participate in politics, doctors prescribe Adderall for bad test scores, bears invade America's malls, and Naomi Wolf sheds light on female anatomy.
Barack Obama seeks "obsessive" supporters, the Russian Church blesses the North Pole, Mitt Romney vaguely bullies four countries, and Morrissey slams the British Royal Family.
Lower unemployment rates prompt GOP conspiracy theories, rich Americans want Obama's respect, World of Warcraft shapes a state campaign, and Mark Kelly talks mice in space.
Mitt Romney pledges to defund PBS, Chris Matthews berates Barack Obama, Pennsylvania rules against voter ID laws, and Harvard geneticist George Church explores DNA.
America meets Mitt Romney for the first time, George Will points out Obama's racial advantage, doctors treat low testosterone, and Kenny Rogers recounts his music career.
Stephen releases "America Again," pastors endorse politicians on Pulpit Freedom Sunday, the Romney camp praises Obama's rhetoric, and Jorge Ramos talks immigration policy.
Paul Ryan tiptoes around tax plan costs, U.S. prison labor threatens small business, Iran's presidential aides visit Costco, and Ben Folds Five explains their album title.
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Stephen promotes "America Again," Mitt Romney ignores discouraging polls, Fox News doubts the election forecast, and Vince Gilligan explores his series "Breaking Bad.
The world faces an unavoidable bacon shortage, President Obama restores the Ottoman Empire, churchgoers pray for Mitt Romney, and Jim Holt ponders the universe.
Barack Obama leads Mitt Romney in the polls, Peggy Noonan gives Mitt advice, the NFL lockout bumps up ratings, and boxer Claressa Shields describes a satisfying punch.
Vladimir Putin glides with cranes, Mitt Romney tries to sway Hispanics, an amateur painter botches Jesus, and Errol Morris talks Jeffrey MacDonald and filmmaking.
Fox News slams Barack Obama's secret video, Mitt Romney explains what he won't do in office, a papyrus scrap mentions Jesus' wife, and violinist Itzhak Perlman performs live.
USA Today redesigns its logo, Mitt Romney responds to secret fundraiser footage, Apple wins a patent lawsuit, and Jeffrey Toobin details Supreme Court cases.
Rick Santorum errs at a conservative summit, Mitt Romney misconstrues Obama's handling of Libya, Ira Glass calls the Atone Phone, and Drew Faust reviews Civil War history.
A catchy message indulges young voters, Barack Obama accepts the Democratic nomination, Stephen analyzes both conventions, and Ed Rendell examines government leadership.
Storms disrupt the Democratic National Convention, Bill Clinton delivers a charming speech, Democrats reinstate "God" language, and Bill Richardson talks Hispanic outreach.
Brit Hume critiques the DNC convention noise level, Michelle Obama rakes in record tweet numbers during her speech, and Michael Grunwald explores the Recovery Act.
The DNC convention begins, Congresswoman Yvette Clarke praises Brooklyn's diversity, Paul Ryan lies about marathon times, and Reihan Salam explores election politics.
Mitt Romney wraps up the GOP convention, Clint Eastwood's empty chair joins Stephen, Neil Armstrong passes away, and James Carville talks about the middle class.
Mitt Romney struggles to attract African American voters, Paul Ryan lies in his GOP convention speech, and Jon Huntsman examines campaign finance and the Republican Party.
The "Mitt Romney story" storms the GOP convention, Ann Romney tries to reach women voters, Paul Ryan breaks from Ayn Rand, and Jennifer Burns explores Ayn Rand's objectivism.
Hurricane Isaac hits the 2012 GOP convention, Stephen hosts Colbert Super PAC's Convention, Rep. Todd Akin blunders on rape pregnancy, and Andrew Sullivan talks U.S. politics.
Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan connect over policy, GOP Senate candidates challenge the 17th Amendment, and The Flaming Lips' Wayne Coyne shares his latest album.
StePhest Colbchella '012 embarks on night three, U.S. gymnastics' Fierce Five stops by The Report, Stephen visits the USS Intrepid, and Santigold discusses her music.
Colbchella '012 launches into night two, Mitt Romney's foreign experience comes into question, celebrities simulate soldiers, and Grizzly Bear describes their indie style.
StePhest Colbchella '012 gets underway, Mitt Romney picks Paul Ryan as his running mate, and fun. reviews their history and hygiene.
Michele Bachmann dabbles in McCarthyism, Representative Keith Ellison turns down Mitt Romney, scientists analyze truthiness, and Woody Harrelson talks theater.
Obamacare increases Papa John's pizza rates, digital pills hold seniors accountable, General Mills backs same-sex marriage, and Liza Mundy examines women in the workforce.
Alisyn Camerota criticizes U.S. patriotism, Wikipedia writers sway elections, Steve King defends dogfighting, and Mark Shriver highlights his father's civic influence.
NASA's Curiosity rover reaches Mars, Mike Huckabee's "Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day" boosts sales, and activist Pete Seeger discusses his music career and upbringing.
Rafalca finishes one round of Olympic dressage, Russ Carnahan touts Missouri's redistricted district, plants talk to each other, and Chris Hayes describesbe U.S. elitism.
Obamacare mandates birth control coverage, Democrats pass a Democratic tax bill, U.S.women's gymnastics wins Olympic gold, and John Grunsfeld shares NASA's plan for Mars.
Mitt Romney's press secretary lashes out, Rafalca delays Mitt's VP announcement, Colbert Nation plans for StePhest Colbchella '012, and Jeff Koons explores arts education.
Danny Boyle directs the 2012 Olympics opening ceremony, Mitt Romney lacks dressage expertise, Tony Robbins' fire stunt burns participants, and Joan Rivers shares her memoir.
Engineers enhance Olympic sounds, Mitt Romney offends England, Chick-Fil-A opposes gay marriage, and Peter Westmacott discusses the summer Olympic games.
Mitt Romney values his Anglo-Saxon heritage, Barack Obama discusses entrepreneurship, "Fifty Shades of Grey" reaches hotels, and Dan Gross shares his gun control campaign.
Late night television causes depression, America faces a disastrous drought, NASA schedules vegan meals, and James Fallows explores China's aerospace business.
Mike Tyson bails on The Report, liberal shills love Shepard Smith, pundits speculate about James Holmes' political ties, and filmmaker Vikram Gandhi explores made-up philosophy.
Police bust Fred Willard for lewd conduct, Dave Leonhardt explores the Libor scandal, Canadians out-earn Americans, and Lisa Jackson talks green standards.
Mitt Romney spotlights struggling waiters, tablet computers go Christian, Def Leppard covers its songs, and Houston Mayor Annise Parker talks business and gay marriage.
Nevada's presidential ballot threatens Mitt Romney, Texas Republicans reject critical thinking education, the Rosenbach Museum honors Stephen, and Nas talks hip-hop.
Katie Holmes divorces Tom Cruise, Mitt Romney retroactively retires from Bain Capital, Starbucks hits funeral homes, and Anne-Marie Slaughter talks career choice and family.
Obamacare passes as constitutional, Republicans slam John Roberts, Emily Bazelon explains the Obamacare tax, and Aaron Sorkin romanticizes TV journalism in "The Newsroom."
Democrats lack money for the national convention, Mike Turzai sparks Voter ID controversy, Oreo cookies come out of the closet, and Melinda Gates explores family planning.
Arizona pursues state immigration laws, Pixar flaunts its gay agenda, Dish Network's AutoHop removes all TV ads, and writer Richard Ford talks about his novel "Canada."
The Supreme Court postpones Obamacare rulings, Mitt Romney asks Florida to limit good jobs news, teens abuse drugs to study better, and Frank Deford explores sports writing.
Officials delay Egypt's presidential election, penguins engage in erotic sex, Stephen sings to Sweden's Twitter executives, and Lawrence Krauss discusses the universe.
Asians outnumber Mexican immigrants, the "Fast and Furious" scandal proves complex, a gun control ad causes controversy, and Daniel Klaidman examines the war on terror.
John Kerry plays Mitt Romney in practice debates, Stephen invents a dressage tradition, PooPrints tracks suburban dog waste, and Olivia Wilde talks Maxim and politics.
Barack Obama changes immigration policy, Neil Munro interrupts the president, Sweden confronts Stephen's Twitter-control crusade, and Paul Krugman talks economic strategy.
Marijuana legalization can win elections, Super PACs raise more money than ad space, Xiaflex treatment corrects curved penises, and Steve Coll examines ExxonMobil.
Niagara Falls welcomes a stuntman, cafeteria workers demand expired food, orangutans operate iPads, and Gregg Allman recalls his rock 'n' roll past.
Mitt Romney owns a competition horse, the U.S. leaks anti-terror info, Barack Obama blunders, Stephen seeks Sweden's Twitter, and Will Allen talks urban farms.
Neil deGrasse Tyson wrecks movies, the Church scorns a nun's sex book, Simone Campbell explores service, the Banana Bunker prevents bruising, and Martin Sheen talks acting.
Pakistan's "Sesame Street" faces corruption, Mitt Romney's house meets critique, a pig divides America, and singer Regina Spektor talks about music and Russia.
The private sector plans Mars reality TV, Scott Walker prevails in Wisconsin, an Arkansas town bans bingo, Neil Patrick Harris talks theater, and Stephen honors Ray Bradbury.
The CDC denies the zombie apocalypse, America exports the most sperm, a North Dakota woman marries herself, and Dr. Jill Biden reflects on teaching and troops.
America's leaders talk like teens, North Carolina bans climate change models, Represent-O-Map 6000 fuels BKAD bookings, and John Lewis describes the civil rights movement.
"I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)" gains Best Seller status, the Obama administration redefines "combatants," Michael Bloomberg confronts soda, and Jack Hitt talks amateurism.
A Mexican cartel burns down PepsiCo, gay bars target bachelorettes, Mitt Romney breaks into iPhone apps, Robert Mugabe heads global tourism, and Alan Alda talks science.
Donald Trump makes a contentious claim, Egypt kicks off its presidential elections, and Charlize Theron discusses her film "Snow White and the Huntsman."
Stephen salutes Mother's Day, Barack Obama rejects Jesus, gay strokes and monkeys threaten America, Republicans forge identities, and Francis Collins examines obesit
An ex-Playmate jolts Mexico's debate, North Carolina snubs gay marriage as Barack Obama backs it, Jon McNaughton paints socialist America, and Anna Wintour talks fashion.
Billionaires need donor anonymity, Claire McCaskill opposes secret money, Stephen honors the late Maurice Sendak, and Michelle Alexander examines racial inequality.
L.A. teens drink Purell, Joe Biden supports same-sex marriage, Eric McCormack plays a straight man, bears hijack broadcasting, and TV host Andy Cohen talks entertainment.
Newt Gingrich suspends his campaign and backs Mitt Romney, Stephen tracks a Super PAC rival, Buzz Aldrin presents a space award, and writer Lena Dunham talks "Girls."
Designers craft a Richard Branson ice mold, debt collectors infiltrate hospitals, Germany censures Kermit the Frog, and Jonathan Haidt discusses conflict and politics.
Barack Obama makes an Osama bin Laden ad, Paul Ryan plans cuts to poor people, Rev. Thomas Reese contests Paul Ryan's budget, and Carne Ross recommends leaderless democracy.
Chen Guangcheng escapes house arrest, Missouri wants to outlaw sexuality dialogue in schools, companies offer "concealed carry" clothing, and Diane Keaton promotes her memoir.
Republicans attack Barack Obama's slow jam, Stephen releases the first Super Fun Pack treasure hunt clue, and Jack White discusses his solo album and rare marketing ploy.
NASA shuts down its "Spacebook" site, some blame immigrants for global warming, feeding tube diets gain popularity, and Michael Sandel considers market ethics.
Super Tuesday II goes live, Stephen plugs his children's book, Julie Andrews discusses fairy tales, Canada creates a bioluminescent coin, and Magnus Carlsen talks chess.
Steve Doocy reports on Barack Obama's subtext, Arizona redefines pregnancy, Mitt Romney insults a Pittsburgh bakery, and Don McLeroy discusses textbook standards.
Cory Booker saves one of his constituents, bologna smuggling is on the rise, Time Magazine honors Stephen, and guests Tavis Smiley and Cornel West talk poverty in America.
Mitt Romney seeks a bland running mate, Tennessee outlaws "gateway sexual activity" education, survivalists plan for the unthinkable, and Arianna Huffington talks journalism.
Mitt Romney reveals his prankster side, insects add color to Starbucks drinks, GSA spending sparks outrage, and Jonah Lehrer explores creativity.
The Secret Service commits a sex scandal, Newt Gingrich endorses global gun rights, and blues performer Bonnie Raitt sings from her album "Slipstream."
Mitt Romney flips the "war on women" script with the help of Hilary Rosen, survivalist singles embrace online dating, and director James Cameron talks "Titanic 3D."
Troops and their families face unique economic challenges, Stephen trains a Marine to be a pundit, and Michelle Obama voices support for military families.
Rick Santorum drops his presidential campaign, the EPA sets coal industry regulations, Stephen honors male "Lady Heroes," and Richard Hersh examines higher education.
The Easter Bunny meets competition down under, Mitt Romney reaps a potential running mate, Germany's elderly gymnast depresses Stephen, and Bob Lutz talks car business.
Unemployment drops, Colbert's Very Wanted tracks a mailbox mutilator, a biker brightens Stephen's commute, and Anne Rice deals with werewolf psychology in "The Wolf Gift."
Colbert Super PAC segments earn a Peabody award, Mitt Romney must appeal to Latino voters, Quaker Oats gets a facelift, and deep sea explorer Robert Ballard talks Titanic.
Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack adds not-legal advice, Colbert Super PAC SHH! faces scrutiny, Rick Santorum speaks from his heart, and Governor Nikki Haley challenges Stephen.
College students order up Colbert Super PAC's Super Fun Pack, beef state governors defend pink slime, and Governor Gary Johnson runs as the 2012 Libertarian candidate.
Stephen involves college students with Colbert Super PAC, Mitt Romney tries comedy, and Peter Beinart discusses Israel.
The Supreme Court weighs in on Obamacare, a new magazine targets conservative teens, and Mark Ruffalo discusses the dangers of fracking.
Host Stephen Colbert interviews Charles Murray and discusses the day's news and important topics.
Geraldo Rivera blames the Trayvon Martin shooting on hoodies, Mitt Romney boosts Etch a Sketch sales, and biomedical researcher Dr. David Page defends the Y chromosome.
Stephen is suspicious of geriatric jihadists, Rick Santorum speaks from his heart, and Dexter Filkins tells Stephen why we need other countries.
Greg Smith is a "Banker-dict Arnold," Rick Santorum condemns teleprompters, Kermit the Frog weighs in on the GOP primary race, and Mark McKinnon talks about reforming Congress.
Seattle's Pop Conference overlooks Stephen's dissertation; Pat Robertson and Muslim-American reality shows pose threats; and Andrew Bird performs "Eyeoneye."
The Republican Southern primary leads to blue collar pandering, Dave "Mudcat" Saunders talks Southern strategy, and Katherine Boo discusses poverty and Mumbai's slums.
Stephen prank calls Eric Bolling, is inspired by Herman Cain's avant-garde ad, and talks folk music with Elvis Costello, Emmylou Harris and Don Fleming.
Stephen prepares for Super Tuesday results, CNN visits a virtual Republican National Convention, Iran poses a new threat, and Willem Dafoe goes Martian for "John Carter."
Stephen prepares a Super Tuesday tailgating party, Attorney General Holder redefines due process, candy bars shrink, and Jonathan Safran Foer talks Passover traditions.
Host Stephen Colbert interviews Audra McDonald and discusses the day's news and important topics.
Republicans eye Jeb Bush as a potential GOP candidate, researchers discover a 3500-year-old "Yo Mama" joke, and Claire Danes discusses mental health.
Mitt Romney takes Michigan, researchers develop a male birth control pill, and William Shatner revels in his own beauty.
The Colbert Report airs its 1000th episode, rising oil prices threaten Barack Obama's approval rating, and Ross Eisenbrey examines the problem of unpaid labor.
The Oscars' liberal clusterfarce unfolds, Rick Santorum criticizes Barack Obama's promotion of higher learning, and Peggielene Bartels talks about her kingship.
Mitt Romney wins the Arizona GOP debate, Elie Wiesel protests the Mormon conversion of dead Jews, and Placido Domingo discusses his operatic performances.
Stephen gives up something he truly enjoys for Lent, Target knows when customers miss their periods, and Nancy Pelosi objects to super PACs.
Prince Pierre Casiraghi of Monaco sustains a beating, Nancy Pelosi slams Colbert Super PAC, and Robert Kagan examines Iran's potential nuclear threat.
Mitt Romney deploys Donald Trump in Michigan, Rick Santorum attacks environmentalists, and Ann Patchett fights to revive bookstores.
Catholics oppose the Obama administration's birth control mandate, a Seattle woman marries a building, and William Broad considers the effects of yoga on the mind and body.
The New York Knicks' Jeremy Lin seduces America, Stephen writes a love letter to Jimmy Fallon, and Bill McKibben fights the Keystone XL pipeline.
Stephen unveils GOP super PACs' biggest donors, Newt Gingrich faces a copyright infringement lawsuit, and Christiane Amanpour examines Iran's political environment.
Mitt Romney beats Newt Gingrich in Florida, Stephen announces Americone Dream's 2012 election edition packaging, and Ameena Matthews strives to end gang violence.
Sarah Palin spitefully endorses Newt Gingrich, Tennessee Tea Partiers strive to remove slavery from school textbooks, and Björk explores new methods for creating music.
Stephen repossesses the Colbert Super PAC, Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney compete for the Hispanic vote in Florida, and Laurence Tribe explores constitutional law.
Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney woo Florida; John Harwood, Katrina vanden Heuvel and David Cassidy answer hard-hitting questions; and Drew Barrymore considers an "E.T." prequel.
Barack Obama delivers his State of the Union address, Maurice Sendak gives Stephen a storybook ending, and Terry Gross provides a fresh perspective on Bill O'Reilly.
Rick Santorum panders to the elderly, Maurice Sendak discusses his literary work, and Andrew Sullivan praises Barack Obama's greatest accomplishments.
Newt Gingrich wins South Carolina, Stephen recalls the South Cain-olina Primary Rally with Herman Cain, and Bruce Bueno de Mesquita explores the applications of game theory.
Rick Perry drops out of the GOP race, Newt Gingrich's ex-wife exposes his controversial marital request, and Carrie Rebora Barratt discusses historical American art.
Mitt Romney faces questions about his tax rate, Stephen announces his South Carolina rally, and David Frum shares his hopes for the Republican Party.
A controversial Colbert Super PAC ad surfaces, pastor Ed Young leads a sexperimental crusade, and Jennifer Granholm confesses secrets from her past.
Jon Stewart puts out an attack ad, Jon Huntsman withdraws from the presidential race, and Scott Douglas takes a stand against Alabama's anti-immigrant law.
Jon Stewart adopts the Colbert Super PAC, Stephen makes a monumental announcement, and Mike Allen anticipates Stephen's possible South Carolina results.
Mitt Romney wins in New Hampshire, a Russian spacecraft threatens the Earth, and George Stephanopoulos weighs in on the GOP frontrunners.
Mitt Romney takes heat for a firing gaffe, conservative pundits attack White House celebrations, and Bill Moyers considers corporate personhood a threat to democracy.
Back-to-back New Hampshire GOP debates unfold, Rick Santorum offends African Americans, and Melissa Harris-Perry considers American history from a black female perspective.
George Will thinks that Rick Santorum is fun, Pat Robertson gets a message from God, and Steve Case explores the benefits of sharing.
Mitt Romney qualifies his Iowa caucus victory with a familiar speech, Newt Gingrich calls Mitt Romney a liar, and John Heilemann weighs in on the GOP frontrunners.
Rick Santorum rises in the polls, Stephen remembers the late Kim Jong-il, and Bernie Sanders strives to overturn the Citizens United decision.
Nat Geo Wild pulls out their lion humping footage and Animal Planet sends honeydew melons to get in on Stephen's debate. Megyn Kelly clarifies that Mitt Romney and Barack Obama are not the same person. Daniel Craig reveals his technique for staying sexy and arm-wrestles Stephen.
Christine O'Donnell backs Mitt Romney, Michele Bachmann frets over military bestiality, and Ray Odierno celebrates the troops homecoming from Iraq.
Donald Trump backs out of his debate, Madison charges protesters for the right to protest, and Mark Whitaker pays tribute to his parents with his memoir.
Newt Gingrich alerts America to electromagnetic threats, Norway faces a butter crisis, and Samuel L. Jackson considers Martin Luther King Jr.'s personal life.
Rick Perry puts out a controversial ad, doctors perform fecal transplants, and Jack Abramoff exposes the truth about Washington corruption.
Stephen sets the date for his GOP debate, Dick Harpootlian helps Colbert Super PAC with its referendum, and ballet dancer David Hallberg performs.
Iran claims to have captured an American drone, Donald Trump organizes his own GOP debate, and The Black Keys perform.
Herman Cain abandons his campaign, William Tapley studies apocalyptic signs, and Jimmie Johnson reveals NASCAR racing details.
Senator Lori Klein defends Herman Cain, Bret Baier grills Mitt Romney, and Richard Branson explains why he wants to screw business as usual.
Newt Gingrich denies lobbying, conservatives bid Barney Frank farewell, and Stephen Sondheim ponders the artist life.
Herman Cain rethinks his candidacy, Pope Benedict XVI gets caught breaking the law, and Malian musical group Tinariwen performs.
Barack Obama omits God from his online Thanksgiving address, CNN lays off staffers in favor of user-generated content, and Siddhartha Mukherjee researches cancer.
People Magazine picks its sexiest man, the congressional super committee eyes veterans' healthcare benefits, and Susan Orlean discusses the life of Rin Tin Tin.
Newt Gingrich defends his Greek cruise, Ron Paul supporters publish a pin-up calendar, and Chris Matthews discusses John F. Kennedy's elusive heroism.
The NYPD dismantles Occupy Wall Street, investors accuse Goldline International of theft, and Elijah Wood talks Middle-earth and penguins.
Michele Bachmann gets an e-mail snub, Bill McKibben opposes construction of the Keystone XL pipeline, and Thomas Thwaites talks toasters.
Barack Obama plans to station U.S. troops in Australia, Rick Perry bungles another debate, and Brian Eno sings a cappella with Michael Stipe and Stephen.
Herman Cain blames Democrats for his troubles, Michigan Senate Republicans amend an anti-bullying bill, and Father James Martin explores the role of comedy in religion.
Herman Cain holds a press conference to address sexual harassment charges, Stephen saves Christmas, and Seth Meyers talks "Saturday Night Live."
Make Us Great Again airs its Rick Perry ad, Colbert Super PAC takes on issue advocacy, and Niall Ferguson discusses the end of western dominance.
Hans Beinholtz hawks Europe to investors, Colbert Super PAC adopts Herman Cain's fundraising strategy, and Nathan Wolfe examines viral pandemics.
Herman Cain discusses the Chinese nuclear threat, the government releases information on Muffingate, and Michael Pollan talks food.
Herman Cain's sexual harassment controversy unfolds; Stephen returns to Wall Street; and Yo-Yo Ma, Stuart Duncan, Edgar Meyer and Chris Thile perform.
Stephen joins Occupy Wall Street, Wisconsin allows concealed weapons in its Capitol, and Neil MacGregor tells the history of the world with 100 objects.
Occupy Wall Street wears out its welcome, Stephen unveils his second NBA lockout Super PAC ad, and Toby Keith performs.
PETA files a lawsuit to free captive whales, immigrant farm workers flee Alabama, and Taylor Branch discusses the multi-billion dollar college sports industry.
Herman Cain's campaign ad gets buzz, Ben & Jerry's endorses Occupy Wall Street, and Susan Saladoff explores the myth of frivolous lawsuits.
Stephen unveils Colbert Super PAC's message, Frank Luntz conducts a focus group, and GOP presidential candidate Jon Huntsman talks about fixing America.
Libyan rebels kill Muammar al-Gaddafi, Tea Party Nation demands a hiring freeze from its members, and Coldplay perform from "Mylo Xyloto."
Herman Cain blames the unemployed, Republican candidates want to end EPA regulations, and Ali Soufan provides an inside look at the war on terror.
Herman Cain may or may not be joking about an electrified border fence, schools take potatoes off their menus, and Steven Pinker discusses the decline of human violence.
The Occupy Wall Street movement goes global, Stephen unveils Colbert Super PAC's NBA lockout ad, and Harry Belafonte talks political activism.
Sarah Palin bows out of the presidential race, Stephen apologizes to Karl Rove, and Lieutenant Colonel Jason Amerine discusses the early days of the Afghanistan War.
Herman Cain gives his take on homosexuality, Mexico City proposes two-year marriage licenses, and Black Star performs.
Rick Davis weighs in on Chris Christie fever, ESPN pulls Hank Williams Jr.'s song, and John Lithgow talks drama.
Rick Perry's hunting camp once bore a racially charged name, Obamacare heads to the Supreme Court, and Jerome Groopman discusses medical decision-making.
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Karl Rove's fundraising takes a turn, Trevor Potter arms Stephen with a 501(c)(4), Kevin Kline hosts The Donating Game, and Mark Cuban talks billionaires.
Rick Perry talks immigration, America gets tough on pregnant Mexicans, John Lithgow calls the Atone Phone, and Ken Burns discusses his Prohibition documentary.
Rick Perry owns his horrific debate performance, the NFL tightens stadium security, and Melinda Gates works on improving America's public schools.
America reaches a milestone in corporate civil rights, Thom Yorke and Ed O'Brien discuss global warming, and rock legend Radiohead performs.
A defunct satellite threatens the earth, the Marine Corps limits troops to silent farts in Afghanistan, and Jeremy Ben-Ami discusses the Israeli-Palestinian peace process.
Reuters' Chrystia Freeland discusses Europe's financial crisis, protestors occupy Wall Street, and Daniel Yergin discusses the world's quest for energy.
Barack Obama unveils his deficit reduction plan; the repeal of "don't ask, don't tell" changes everything; and Jeffrey Kluger examines the bond between siblings.
Swiss banking giant UBS reports a $2 billion loss, Jimmy Fallon loves Stephen, and David Copperfield discusses the mind-bending science of perception.
Fox News objects to Barack Obama's jobs bill binder clip, Stephen unveils his postal solution, and Michael Moore talks about his memoir "Here Comes Trouble."
Barack Obama unveils his jobs plan, Paul Krugman discusses the Lesser Depression, and Al Gore focuses on climate reality.
Stephen reports on an old-school reporter, America profits from grief, and Diane Sawyer discusses "Jacqueline Kennedy: In Her Own Words."
The GOP debate drives Stephen to watch MSNBC, Rick Perry calls Social Security a Ponzi scheme, and Tom Brokaw follows the progress of 9/11 victims' family members.
The TSA makes changes to airport security, controversy surrounds Martin Luther King Jr.'s memorial, and Robin Wright discusses the cultural impact of the Arab Spring.
People enjoy a story more when they know how it ends, Prescott Group unveils its toning shoes, and Tim Pawlenty explains why he pulled out of the presidential race.
America wants a badass president, WOI reports on the "Rick Parry" write-in scandal, and hacker Kevin Mitnick is the ghost in the wires.
Rick Perry hires Colbert Super PAC's treasurer, Rick Santorum puts gay marriage into everyday napkin terms, and Jeff Bridges looks good by having fun.
Barack Obama spins "Obamacare," Frank Luntz transforms the Colbert Super PAC, and Atlantis' crewmembers talk about their final space mission.
Stephen apologizes to WOI in Des Moines, Michele Bachmann wins the Iowa straw poll, and Ambassador Susan Rice discusses the role of the United Nations.
Mitt Romney thinks corporations are people too, Stephen reveals his super PAC ad, and Gloria Steinem discusses gender equality.
Father Jim Martin discusses God's job performance, political junkies donate money for a fix, and Elliot Ackerman lets voters directly nominate a president.
The liberal media's hot-airheads have started indoctrinating America's kids.
America's credit rating plummets, Prescott Group has a cheap doomsday solution, and Nassir Ghaemi thinks madness creates first-rate leaders.
Wisconsin Democrats get bad absentee ballot applications, Stephen takes over MLB's Twitter feed, and Anthony Bourdain describes the grossest things he's ever eaten.
A half-Hispanic teenager steals Spider-Man's job, Monopoly gets a makeover, and Robert Wittman solves art crimes.
Scandal rocks Newt Gingrich's Twitterverse, David Leonhardt knows how to save America's credit rating, and Al Hunt thinks everyone lost the debt ceiling deal.
Stephen tells the "Billy Goats Gruff" debt ceiling story, an Alabama company turns ashes into bullets, and Zappos' C.E.O. Tony Hsieh talks about delivering happiness.
John McCain enrages Tea Partiers by calling them "Hobbits," and Republican presidential candidate Buddy Roemer won't take special-interest donations.
Home-owning vampire Patrick Rodgers turns the tables on Wells Fargo, electric car drivers face a critical deadline, and Missy Cummings develops a new breed of flying robots.
Herman Cain breaks Stephen's heart, Peter Edelman talks "poors," and Brooke Gladstone reflects on the media's influence.
The media assumes Norway's native gunman is Muslim, Summer's Eve uses vaginal puppetry to market their product to vaginas, and Brian Cox reveals the mysteries of space.
California passes a law requiring public schools to teach gay history, NBC loves breasts, and neuroscientist David Eagleman discusses the secret lives of the brain.
A pie attack makes Rupert Murdoch sympathetic, Republicans limit who can vote, and Michael Sandel examines the ethical issue of sailor cannibalism.
Newt Gingrich drowns in debt, and David Carr feels like the tallest leprechaun in "Page One."
Fox News blows the lid back onto the Murdoch story, and John Prendergast discusses South Sudan.
The Rupert Murdoch scandal deepens, and Jose Antonio Vargas comes out of the border-gay closet.
The Republican Party has a fresh young face that's only 235 years old, and David McCullough has a new book about Americans in Paris.
Michele Bachmann signs a controversial pledge, and Dan Savage talks about marriage and monogamy.
The natural gas industry tries to counter bad press, and Michael Shermer discusses "Skeptic Magazine."
The FEC allows Stephen to form his Super PAC, and Timothy Garton Ash discusses subversive facts.
The FEC makes a decision about Stephen's Super PAC, and Gary Sinise entertains American troops.
The Supreme Court throws out a class action lawsuit against Wal-Mart, and Alexandra Pelosi discusses her documentary on immigrant naturalization in the U.S.
Ted Nugent writes an Op-ed, and Stephen wants to claim Grover Norquist as a dependent.
Jack White presents "Charlene II (I'm Over You)," and Stephen performs with the Black Belles.
Stephen comes clean with Jack White, Obama defends actions in Libya, and Talib Kweli performs.
Jack White helps Stephen revive his music career, and Florence and the Machine perform.
Stephen looks at new developments in technology, and Bon Iver performs.
Seniors face a shocking new threat, and Keith Olbermann returns to television.
Stephen explores "Sesame Street" corruption and talks to Janny Scott about Barack Obama's mother.
Freestyle canoe dancing heats up, and Henry Kissinger discusses America's relationship with China.
Andrew Breitbart shows a photo of Anthony Weiner's penis, and Tom Ridge talks about natural gas.
Anthony Weiner captures the manscaping vote, and Bre Pettis print a 3-D copy of Stephen's head.
Rand Paul identifies terrorists, and Stephen thumb wrestles Sugar Ray Leonard.
Sarah Palin describes Paul Revere's midnight ride, and Werner Herzog talks about cave paintings.
Congress rejects raising the debt ceiling, and Salman Khan teaches over 53 million students.
Stephen examines the Weiner scandal, and Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. makes a mountain out of a molehill.
Stephen wonders if the world ended and lies about reading James Stewart's book.
John Lithgow performs Gingrich's press release, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar discusses the Harlem Rens.
Newt Gingrich struggles to stay on message, and Austan Goolsbee talks about the debt ceiling.
Stephen covers tax breaks for oil companies and talks to Amy Kremer dressed as an American patriot.
Stephen files his super PAC request, and Alison Klayman talks about Chinese artist Ai Weiwei.
Stephen warns of a new government intrusion and talks to John Bradshaw about dog behavior.
Stephen receives an unexpected honor, and Eric Greitens talks about being a Navy Seal.
A billboard predicts the end of the world, and Geoffrey Rush explains why he's not a method actor.
Stephen looks at a unique solution to the debt crisis in Michigan, and Lupe Fiasco performs.
Donald Trump applies his wisdom to same-sex marriage, and Bill James discusses true crime.
"Atlas Shrugged" comes to the big screen, and Amy Farrell wants to end the persecution of fat people.
Stephen covers new details in the hunt for Bin Laden and talks to Rex Ryan for six minutes.
Stephen throws a "We Got Bin Laden" party, and Francis Fukuyama warns of the Chinese threat.
Stephen travels to England for the royal wedding, and asks Wade Graham about Covent Garden.
The new danger in air travel comes with a $25 fee, and Ice-T talks about his memoir.
The climate change debate continues, and A.C. Grayling writes a secular Bible.
n this episode, Stephen recovers from a Catholic bender, and Donald Trump leads in the potential Republican candidate polls. Masturbation cures restless leg syndrome, and Ron Paul criticizes the Federal Reserve.
Trevor Potter helps Stephen fill out super PAC forms, and Caroline Kennedy recites poetry.
Unilever creates armpit insecurity among women, and Morgan Spurlock addresses product placement.
Mitt Romney throws his hat in the ring, and Ray Kurzweil says man and machine are becoming one.
Walgreens offers Pap smears, and Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage test the blue ice myth.
Stephen gets ready for the royal wedding and talks to Jeff Greenfield about alternate histories.
Stephen prepares for the royal wedding, and David Tang corrects celebrity rumors.
Tim Pawlenty raps about pop culture, and James Franco proves he's a Tolkien fan.
Stephen prepares for a world without Glenn Beck, and Andrew Chaikin wants humans to travel to Mars.
The Wisconsin anti-union law faces trouble, and Piers Gibbon talks about cannibalism.
Stephen practices Rebecca Black's "Friday" and does a PSA for Tim Shriver.
Stephen questions Obama's plan for Libya and talks infectious diseases with Dr. Anthony Fauci.
Labor unions fight on, and Stephen stands outside with a bullhorn to interview Michael Moore.
Food prices skyrocket, a cable news feud escalates, and Jody Williams wants to advance equality.
Simon de Pury dances to Snoop Dogg, and Nathan Myhrvold uses modern scientific methods to cook food.
The art world buzzes about Stephen's portrait, and Ayman Mohyeldin talks in the Situation Mosque.
Stephen's self-portrait goes up for auction, and Steve Martin does some bluegrass.
Al Qaeda recruits Americans, and Reza Aslan talks about the Islamic-American experience.
Clarence Thomas may have a conflict of interest, and David Brooks talks about "The Social Animal."
Congress bans the sale of traditional light bulbs, and Dan Sinker impersonates Rahm Emanuel.
Stephen examines new questions about Obama's past and asks Joshua Foer where he put his car keys.
Stephen fights Jimmy Fallon over his new ice cream flavor, and Mark Moffett talks about bees.
There's a new hope for American manufacturing, and Harry Connick, Jr. won't be tickling the ivories.
Stephen addresses America's elderly and talks to Evan Osnos about the Oscars.
Stephen's portrait goes up for auction, and Michael Scheuer talks about Osama bin Laden.
Aaron Barr threatens WikiLeaks, and Mike Huckabee doesn't believe Obama is a Muslim.
Stephen brings a criminal to justice, and Stephanie Coontz talks about women in the 60s.
Wisconsin Democrats waddle out of the state, and Bing West discusses the way out of Afghanistan.
Rick Santorum complains about his Google problem, and Eugene Jarecki dispels the myths of Reagan.
Stephen poses for Project, and Jeffrey Leonard calls out big companies' late payment policies.
Rupert Murdoch takes a new approach to journalism, and Eric Foner talks about Abraham Lincoln.
President Twitter Bird will lead Egypt, and David Albright talks about Iran's computer virus.
Hosni Mubarak steps down onto a pillowy mound of money, and LCD Soundsystem performs.
Stephen previews the Super Bowl and talks to Jane McGonigal about video games.
America must break its dependency on foreign turmoil, and Sean Dorrance Kelly discusses the sacred.
Leslie Dach confirms Wal-Mart's collaboration with Obama, and Michael Lewis discusses Wall Street.
There's a breakthrough in taser technology, and Dr. Paul Offit discusses the importance of vaccines.
Stephen wonders if ESP exists and asks Brian Greene if there is a universe where people buy books.
Michael Waldman rates the State of the Union, and Christine Yvette Lewis fights for domestic workers.
Stephen covers home appliance safety and talks to Amy Chua about her controversial book.
House Republicans repeal health care to create new jobs, and Stephen talks to Charlie Rose.
Christine Todd Whitman discusses state budget shortfalls, and Chris Matthews defends JFK's legacy.
Stephen gets a present from Afghanistan and talks to Ron Reagan about his memoir.
Stephen looks at education reform and assumes Cornel West's book is about Obama joining the circus.
Stephen unveils a new portrait of himself and talks to Sherry Turkle about alienating technology.
Hitler delivers a moving speech in Tucson, and Stephen pictures Kevin Spacey naked with rose petals.
50 Cent makes $8 million on Twitter, and Bernard-Henri Levy discusses public intellectualism.
Stephen picks this year's Grammy winners, and Chris Hughes starts a site for Jewish sumo wrestlers.
Stephen violates the Constitution, and Fen Montaigne talks about Antarctic penguins.
Neil deGrasse Tyson explains how tides work, and Robert DePinho wants to reverse the aging process.
America's fruit supply is in danger, and Atul Gawande wants to reduce health risks in hospitals.
Some want the dollar to be converted back to gold, and Geoffrey Canada advocates for education reform.
Stephen uncovers a menace in Florida and talks to Ed Rendell about leaving office by choice.
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Jesus may be a liberal Democrat, Amy Sedaris makes a tie snake, and Paul Simon performs.
America is at cyberwar, and Laird Hamilton shoots the curl of Stephen's rage.
Stephen wins the Golden Tweet Award and takes issue with some of Stephen Sondheim's lyrics.
Stephen wants to feed the economy that Jamie Lee Curtis yogurt and asks Patti Smith about her memoir.
William Wegman arts up Stephen's portrait, and Julie Taymor talks about "The Tempest."
Stephen tests Steve Martin's art knowledge and tries to sell him last year's portrait.
Obama extends the Bush tax cuts, and David and Julie Eisenhower recall growing up in the White House.
Obama tries to win over Republicans, and Garry Trudeau looks back on 40 years of "Doonesbury."
The former education commissioner talks about her efforts to reform the Washington D.C. school system.
James Rubin discusses the WikiLeaks document dump, and Tom Vilsack brings a cheddar cheese head.
The advice columnist and Colbert Report national spokes-gay returns to talk about his new anti-suicide initiative for gay teenagers.
Joseph Gobbles shoots Jay the Intern, and Salvatore Giunta credits the bravery of American troops.
Stephen wonders if America can trim its national debt, and Ian Frazier talks about Siberia.
Stephen looks at the new trend in alcoholic energy drinks, and John Legend performs "Shine."
Jeffrey Goldberg opposes full-body scanners, and David Stern misses short shorts.
Wall Street hands out record bonuses, Nintendo goes to court, and Quincy Jones wants a Latin Grammy.
Michelle Obama shakes hands with a conservative Muslim, and Stephen cooks for Martha Stewart.
Stephen promises to lob softball questions at George W. Bush, and Cee Lo Green performs.
Rand Paul wants to protect the rich, and Reza Aslan wants to bring down democracy through art.
A popular children's TV character is outed, and Elvis Costello threatens to cut off Stephen's thumbs.
Californians decide on Prop 19, and Doris Kearns Goodwin puts the midterm election into perspective.
Stephen covers the change sweeping through America with a live broadcast.
Christine O'Donnell prays, and Jonathan Alter says Obama's allergy to gimmickry has hurt him.
The McRib returns on election day, and Maira Kalman falls in love with Abraham Lincoln.
Stephen looks at the Democrats' chances in the midterms and gives Apolo Ohno a regret.
Stephen prepares for the apocalypse, and Garry Wills writes a book about himself.
Stephen celebrates his fifth anniversary, and Nicholas Negroponte gives laptops to poor children.
Stephen gives away free bus tickets to D.C., and Bill Bryson talks about sex in the Middle Ages.
Stephen questions whether it's fair to tax the rich, and Austan Goolsbee gives Obama economic advice.
Schools find a new way to raise money, and M. Night Shyamalan isn't really here.
Muslims might take over the food supply, and Robert Reich talks about the future of the U.S. economy.
Joseph Califano debates Gary Johnson over Prop 19, and Davis Guggenheim addresses failing schools.
The government tries to take control of America's food, and Mavis Staples and Jeff Tweedy perform.
Stephen looks at the Mexican drug war, and Leon Botstein wants to eliminate two years of school
The Tea Party reaches out to kids, and Eugene Robinson discusses the four groups of black America.
Stephen questions poll reliability and talks to Aaron Sorkin in the hall while people hand them stuff.
The koala population suffers from Chlamydia, and Steven Rattner discusses the auto industry bailout.
Democratic voters suffer from apathy, and Stephen doubts if Ross Douthat is that conservative.
The GOP blocks the repeal of "don't ask, don't tell," and Ken Burns talks about "The Tenth Inning."
Stephen concludes his migrant farm worker training and talks to Oscar Goodman about Las Vegas.
President Obama gives a back-to-school speech, and Guillermo del Toro meets Stephen del Matador.
Craigslist shuts down its adult services, and Google CEO Eric Schmidt searches for himself.
A 106-year-old woman shares her secret to long life, and Pavement reunites after 11 years.
Stephen announces his March to Keep Fear Alive and talks to Lawrence O'Donnell about Tea Partiers.
The Tea Party wins the Republican primaries, and Saul Griffith tries to solve global warming.
Stephen solves the Ground Zero mosque crisis and listens to Sean Wilentz mumble about Bob Dylan.
Lisa Birnbach released "The Official Preppy Handbook" in 1980. Who'd have thought that 30 years later, we'd still have preppies but not books.
David Petraeus honors the Colbert Nation, while Brent Cummings and Josh Bleill talk about their tours.
Stephen kicks off his salute to the troops tonight with appearances by the Vice President of the United States and the general who shaved his head.
The Tea Party wins midterm primaries, and Anthony Romero celebrates the ACLU's anniversary.
Glenn Beck re-founds America, and Richard Engel talks about the end of Operation Iraqi Freedom.
Andrew Hacker dismisses for-profit colleges, and Heidi Cullen warns of extreme weather
Stephen examines Internet privacy and talks to Jeffrey Goldberg about conflict in the Middle East.
President Obama must prove he's not Muslim, and Leslie Kean calls for an investigation of UFOs.
Stephen finds out if there's still BP oil in the Gulf, and talks to Jon Krakauer about glory.
Laura Schlessinger gets in trouble, and Thomas French explains what it takes to build a zoo.
Stephen examines the meat industry and asks Barry Levine about his National Enquirer file.
Richard Clarke wants a smaller intelligence community, and John Fetterman revitalizes Braddock, PA.
Stephen checks in on the state of America's seniors and talks to Chuck Close about art.
Michelle Obama vacations in Spain, and David Finkel describes the Iraq War's effect on American troops.
Stephen names his Alpha Dog of the Week, and talks to Dylan Ratigan about Wall Street.
Californians can now legally marry their pot plant, and Savion Glover performs.
P.K. Winsome introduces Nielsen Mandela, and Michael Posner discusses international democracy.
Stephen reads some of Barack Obama's private musings to Laura Ingraham.
Stephen previews the 2012 Olympics in London, and Jimmy Cliff performs.
Bill O'Reilly issues a rare apology, and Stephen pours Andy Cohen a cocktail.
President Obama blows off the Boy Scouts, and Elon Musk discusses the future of electric cars.
Stephen questions the mission in Afghanistan and challenges Kevin Kline with Shakespeare.
Stephen downloads the solution to stop media piracy, and Hephzibah Anderson talks about her year without sex.
Arturo Rodriguez, president of the United Farm Workers of America talks with Stephen about immigrant workers.
Actor and old friend Steve Carell faces off against Stephen Colbert
Writer Garret Keizer talks about his new book: "The Unwanted Sound of Everything We Want: A Book About Noise"
Stephen joins Cindy Cohn on the Internet and talks to Michio Kaku about invisibility cloaks.
Texas Republicans want to criminalize homosexuality, and Manny Howard turns his backyard into a farm.
Stephen plays one-on-one with Allan Houston, and Nicholas Carr criticizes the Internet.
BP puts a positive spin on the oil spill, and Stephen interviews Mayor Julian Castro.
Michael Hastings discusses Rolling Stone article, and John Waters supports childhood rebellion.
Stephen completes astronaut training, and Michael Specter discusses the dangers of denying science.
Stephen asks if Glenn Beck is a civil rights hero and talks to Tim Westergren about Pandora.
Stephen starts his astronaut training, and Gloria Steinem discusses the benefits of men raising kids.
Stephen interviews for an astronaut position, and Wes Moore discusses the imprisoned Wes Moore.
Stephen helps Bob Inglis win in South Carolina, and David Mamet discusses the dying theater.
Stephen gives a short, self-indulgent update on Twitter, and Devo performs.
Stephen has to stop hunting men and wants Carl Safina to change the color of his Blue Ocean Institute.
Stephen recaps the Tony Awards, and Stephen Prothero is going to Hell in seven religions.
Marc Fisher debates soccer with Mark Starr, and Alan Bean shows off his moon dust paintings.
Michael Oren defends Israel's flotilla raid, and Sam Nunn warns of the nuclear terrorism threat.
Stephen visits the Consumer Reports labs, and Mark Frauenfelder plays his cigar-box guitar.
Stephen fundraises for a worthy cause, and Jonathan Alter discusses President Obama's first year.
Stephen visits the offices of Consumer Reports, and Vampire Weekend performs.
Stephen shows shocking footage from Spain, and Lisa Miller spends seven minutes in Heaven.
Manned spaceflight nears its end, and Ayaan Hirsi Ali lives under a constant death threat.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the band The Hold Steady.
Tonight Stephen welcomes self help guru and author of The Shadow Effect: Illuminating the Hidden Power of Your True Self, Deepak Chopra.
Tonight Stephen welcomes historian and author of Hellhound on His Trail: The Stalking of Martin Luther King, Jr. and the International Hunt for His Assassin, Hampton Sides. Also, Stephen talks with Slate's legal correspondent Dahlia Lithwick about Elena Kagen's Supreme Court nomination.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the former Governor of New Mexico Gary Johnson, Also, Stephen talks with George Washington University's Scheherazade Rehman about the Greek bailout.
Tonight Stephen welcomes environmentalist and author of Whole Earth Discipline: An Ecopragmatist Manifesto, Stewart Brand. Also, Stephen talks with The Atlantic Monthly columnist Andrew Sullivan about the British elections.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the founder of StoryCorps and author of Mom: A Celebration of Mothers from StoryCorps, David Isay.
Tonight Stephen welcomes explorer, biologist and author of Adventures among Ants: A Global Safari with a Cast of Trillions, Mark Moffett. Also, Michael J. Fox interrupts the Word so that Stephen can sell his new book.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Harvard law professor Elizabeth Warren. Also, Stephen talks with the president of the Salt Institute Lori Roman and the executive director of the Center for Science in the Public Interest Michael Jacobson about salt intake regulation.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the band Ok Go. Also, Stephen talks with California's Lt. Governor Abel Moldonado about Proposition 14.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the contributing editor for the Atlantic Monthly and author of Sonic Boom: Globalization at Mach Speed, Gregg Easterbrook.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the co-author of The Dangerous Book of Heroes, Conn Iggulden.
Tonight Stephen welcomes singer Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings.
Tonight Stephen welcomes musical group Gorillaz.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Oregon State University's basketball coach and author of A Game of Character: A Family Journey from Chicago's Southside to the Ivy League and Beyond, Craig Robinson.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the chief executive of Dreamworks animation, Jeffrey Katzenberg.
Tonight Stephen welcomes political pundit George Will. Also, Stephen talks with New York Times financial columnist Andrew Ross Sorkin
Tonight Stephen welcomes athlete, actress and activist Aimee Mullins
Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of Reality Hunger: A Manifesto, David Shields. Also, Stephen talks with the host of This Week, Jake Tapper and Bill Adair from politicfact.com about fact checking the Sunday talk shows.
Tonight Stephen welcomes New York Times journalist Jon Mooallem.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the founder of Wikileaks, Julian Assange. Also, Stephen talks with Jeffrey Toobin about the replacement of Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens.
Tonight Stephen welcomes astrophysicist and the director of the Hayden Planetarium, Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Jeff Goldblum blesses a cigarette, and David Simon talks about his new show, "Treme."
Scrabble changes its rules to allow proper names, and Al Sharpton fights for education reform.
Fox cancels "24," and Dean Kamen talks about his new advanced prosthetic arm invention.
David Frum gets fired from the Republican cult, and Judith Shulevitz discusses the Sabbath.
The federal government raids an anti-government militia, and Craig Mullaney discusses Afghanistan.
Scandal rocks the church even harder than Creed, and Simon Johnson thinks banks have too much power.
Stephen breeds the elderly in captivity, and Claire McCaskill sends a message to Rush Limbaugh.
James Martin defends social justice, and Mary Matalin tries to avoid Republican talking points.
Doctors offer vasectomy deals for March Madness, and Stephen arm-wrestles Nell Irvin Painter.
Stephen examines the way Americans eat and talks to Rebecca Skloot about the ethics of science.
Stephen questions the media's focus and asks Robert Baer if the squirrel is in the basket.
Scott Rasmussen interprets poll results, and David Aaronovitch discusses conspiracy theories.
Charlie Cook discusses health care reconciliation, and Sean Carroll talks about the mystery of time.
Pringles recalls its two best flavors, and Annie Leonard says Americans have too much stuff.
Ezra Klein details the reconciliation process, and Tom Hanks discusses his role as a history maker.
Iraqi candidates sway voters with gifts, and Barry Schwartz explains the downside of too many choices.
Scheherazade Rehman debates Greece's economy, and Garry Wills says the president has too much power.
Kids may be the key to our economic future, and David Brooks discusses moderate conservatism.
Michael Buble sings two national anthems, and Don Cheadle considers doing heroin for Darfur.
Shani Davis thanks the Colbert Nation for his medals, and Seth Wescott refuses to wear tight clothing.
Scott Hamilton discusses figure skating, while Ryan St. Onge and Jeret Peterson face an intervention.
Lindsey Vonn discusses her Austrian cheese remedy, and Bob Costas doesn't care who wins.
Stephen offends Ujjal Dosanjh and invites Shaun White for a Canadian beer.
Al Michaels considers an Al Qaeda bobsled team, and Stephen unveils his Vancouver poster to David Ross.
Stephen profiles Chicago's 5th district, and Claire Danes discusses her role as Temple Grandin.
Chris Dodd wants to take away corporate free speech, and George Stephanopoulos drinks a Heineken.
Sarah Palin writes notes on her hand, and Jonathan Safran Foer urges Americans to eat less meat.
A former CIA agent makes startling revelations, and Henry Louis Gates, Jr. analyzes Stephen's DNA.
Stephen has advice for getting America back to work, and John Durant wants us to live like cavemen.
Stephen pays tribute to J.D. Salinger, and Eliot Spitzer is happy to see Obama tough on Wall Street.
Stephen wins a Grammy, and Harold Ford Jr. defends his new support for gay marriage.
Stephen praises Bob McDonnell's speech, and David Gergen examines the State of the Union address.
Stephen demands an iPad and hopes Arthur Benjamin tells him what comes after 14.
Paul Begala urges Democrats to fight back, and Mika Brzezinski balances work with parenting.
An unlikely candidate emerges for a New York Senate seat, and Kati Marton discusses communist Hungary.
Stephen reviews Obama's first year in office, examines airport terrorism and discusses national security with John Farmer, dean of Rutgers-Newark Law School.
Stephen races speedskater Shani Davis and overcomes adversity to interview Dick Ebersol.
Stephen attempts to make an Olympic team, and Stephen Bosworth talks about North Korea.
Stephen wants to dig for coal, and Emily Pilloton uses industrial design to help the world's needy.
Americans walk away from their mortgages, and Stephen talks to Kathleen Sebelius.
Stephen examines the "Avatar" controversy and talks to John Heilemann about "Game Change."
Obama won't admit we're in the middle of a war, and Raj Patel talks about "The Value of Nothing."
Eugene Jarecki speaks out against large banks, and Morgan Freeman says untrustworthy things.
America executes fewer prisoners, and James Fowler talks about the power of social networks.
The Senate and House debate health care, and Charles Moore discovers a floating patch of garbage.
The military responds to the underwear bomber, and Riley Crane wins a contest to find 10 balloons.
Stephen tries out for the U.S. curling team, and Erick Erickson opposes the RNC's purity test.
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Stephen encourages Tiger Woods, sees the ghost of Stephen King and remembers the wacky decade with Tom Brokaw.
John Slattery sells gold, Stephen relays the story of Treesus, and Alicia Keys performs her hit song.
Stephen interviews President Obama's cardboard cutout, signs Katherine Reutter's thigh and pre-censors Snoop Dogg.
Stephen details Russia's battle plan for Afghanistan, tries out for the U.S. bobsled team and puts words in Lara Logan's mouth.
Stephen appeals to the monkey demographic, gets a visit from Krampus and calls out Goldman Sachs with Matt Taibbi.
Stephen gives Bernie Sanders a chance to address the vicious socialist rumors and discusses the best of the public with Andy Schlafly.
Bill T. Jones describes how Fela Kuti fought against the Nigerian government with his music.
Stephen covers Tiger Woods' car crash, tries out for the U.S. skeleton team and talks to Janet Napolitano about the color-coded threat level.
Stephen critiques President Obama's speech, presents a device that lets him poop whenever he wants, and questions Craig Watson's innocence
Stephen profiles a made-up district, discusses alien Jesus with Guy Consolmagno and helps Sherman Alexie save part of white culture
Stephen talks to Dan Esty about global warming, forces Joseph Cirincione to play "Sanction, Bomb, Marry?" and compares school to prison with Cevin Soling
The Senate introduces a tax on plastic surgery, and Elvis Costello plays "Cheap Reward" with Stephen.
Sarah Palin has a 400-page book, "2012" takes the world by storm, and Norah Jones talks about her famous father, Indiana.
Stephen talks to Marc Kielburger about child labor, skateboards with Jackie Speier and asks Malcolm Gladwell to explain a New Yorker cartoon.
Stephen shows Barack Obama how to greet foreign leaders, offers to sing in Aerosmith, and discusses architecture with Paul Goldberger.
Stephen uses Miracle Whip money to buy mayo, claims Lou Dobbs' audience and shaves Woody Harrelson's head.
Stephen believes bankers are God's representatives, criticizes "Sesame Street" and asks Christopher Caldwell where the Muslim pope is.
Stephen defends Barney Frank for not recognizing marijuana, enjoys a Taser XREP ad and feeds ice cream to Maria Shriver.
Stephen asks Mike Castle why he can't marry a chicken, helps Katherine Reutter win a gold medal, and talks art with Thomas Campbell.
Stephen puts Canada on notice with Joey Cheek, introduces Vaxaconda and talks to William Bratton about McGruff the Crime Dog.
Stephen declares Barack Obama the loser, gets dunked in water by Al Gore and asks Harold Evans if he's going to be a chimney sweep.
Stephen makes history with the U.S. Speedskating team, covers a gay couple's arrest on Mormon Church property and wants Andrew Sullivan to admit he's wrong.
Stephen sponsors the U.S. speedskating team, analyzes Arnold Schwarzenegger's breakfast and disputes the end of the Cold War with Nicholas Thompson.
Stephen talks to Rosanne Cash about torturing detainees with music and discusses "Teen Wolf" with Bill Simmons.
Stephen finds out what broke the largest particle accelerator and preps for his interview with Brian Cox by watching "Baby Einstein" tapes.
The Catholic Church reaches out to former members, and Gail Collins talks about the modern American woman.
Stephen criticizes Washington State, endorses your job application and disagrees with everything Cornel West stands for.
Stephen proves that mayo is the illest condiment, asks Jerry Mitchell what a newspaper reporter is and unveils his new portrait.
Stephen gets angry over health care reform, discusses obesity with Amy Farrell, and talks wisdom with the RZA.
Stephen posts Twitter updates on Miley Cyrus, talks fetuses with David Javerbaum and asks Sylvia Earle why he should care about the ocean.
Stephen takes on Norwegians for giving Obama the Nobel Peace Prize, plays tennis with James Blake and talks zombies with Sanjay Gupta.
The media attacks Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh may buy a football team, and Colin Beavan makes no environmental impact.
Doctors invent a radical new surgery, and Alison Gopnik says babies can help us understand deep philosophical questions.
The Mountain Goats perform "Psalms 40:2" from their album, "The Life of the World to Come."
President Obama proposes a longer school year, and Arne Duncan could only get a job as a secretary.
Francis Collins informs Stephen that it's going to take time for stem cell research to give him crab claws.
Stephen has an update on his space treadmill, and he'll evolve Richard Dawkins' book into tiny shreds of paper.
An exciting new tobacco product hits the market, and Matt Latimer recalls his Bush speechwriting days.
Sheryl WuDunn believes giving women loans and educating girls is the way to lift developing nations out of poverty.
The Republican Party is accused of racism, another holiday is under attack, and Ken Burns makes a documentary about national parks.
AJ Jacobs' life experiments include following all the rules of the Bible, trying to be the most rational person alive and radical honesty.
The Senate votes to allow guns on trains, and Shai Agassi wants us all to drive electric cars.
Stephen resurrects the U.S. military technique of staring at a goats and Frank Bruni talks about mastering his addiction to compulsive eating as a food critic for the New York Times.
Obama indoctrinates America's school children, Tucker Carlson reveals Muslims' influence on textbooks, and The Flaming Lips perform.
Christiane Amanpour is going to make Americans care about the rest of the world with her CNN show "Amanpour."
The health care debate rages on, MTV's VMAs deliver a shock, and Cory Booker admits he is the mayor of Newark.
The Earth's population nears 7 billion, and Chris Matthews discusses his documentary, "The Kennedy Brothers."
Ang Lee captures the hope and optimism of tired, dirty kids in his movie, "Taking Woodstock."
Reporters get so desperate they'll even work for a newspaper, and Bill McKibben lowers carbon dioxide levels by not exhaling when he talks.
Glenn Beck loses his sponsors, and Mark Devlin uses giant balloons to life telescopes to the edge of space.
Americans speak Glenn Beck's mind at town hall meetings, and Mark Johnson spreads peace through music.
Afghanistan prepares for Bring Your Rocket Launcher to Work Day, and Jonathan Cohn explains why America's having a health care crisis.
Vladimir Putin returns to the spotlight, and Stephen interviews Barbara Boxer with deaf suspicion.
Stephen reviews the movies that are destroying America and talks to Meryl Streep about her role as Julia Child.
Kris Kobach wants to fight illegal immigration on the local level and reward the people willing to come to this country legally.
According to Kurt Andersen, the economic and health crises give Americans a brief chance to get things where they want them.
President Obama finds a way to pay for health care, and General Anthony Zinni will wax Stephen's chest.
Kathryn Bigelow's war movie, "The Hurt Locker," is getting great reviews, despite not having explosions and ear-splitting sound effects.
Lance Armstrong comes in third in the Tour de France, and Kevin Baker says Obama is the new Hoover.
Arianna Huffington was born in the United States, but she cultivated an accent to give herself an air of being an ethnic minority.
A report on tasers may shock you, and Swedish band Movits! helps Stephen put his Ikea futon together
The British announce plans to cut and run, Tom Vilsack drops out of the presidential race, and Zev Chafets angles for a Christmas present.
The truth behind the CIA's secret assassination squad is revealed, and Chris Anderson talks about a future economy where everything is free.
Stephen will be the mighty oak when he investigates Acorn, and Aaron Carroll believes America should have a single-payer system.
Geoffrey Canada can't find any area where white men are being disproportionately victimized and Bob Park doesn't understand why humans need go to space when robots can do a better job.
Stephen is emotionally dead inside, and Ed Andrews should write about teen vampires if he wants to get out of debt.
There's bad news for people with target-shaped birthmarks, and Douglas Rushkoff lets Jews and Freemasons off the hook.
Stephen suggests looking for change in the folds of Barney Frank, and asks Leymah Gbowee where Liberia is.
The Sotomayor confirmation hearings begin, and New York Times columnist Paul Krugman knows a lot about money.
Congress passes a renewable energy bill, and climber Ed Viesturs scales Stephen's ego.
The Supreme Court takes its recess, and Nicholas Kristof discusses "It's Time to Learn From Frogs" after crossing five lanes of busy traffic.
Stephen questions whether America should embrace soccer, and Kevin Mattson thinks Jimmy Carter was underappreciated.
Neil deGrasse Tyson tries to make science accessible to whomever wants to reach out and touch it.
ABC turns their network over to Barack Obama, and Jim Fouratt meets the leader of the gay shame movement.
The Jonas Brothers don't abstain from making awesome rock, and Matthew Crawford believes in working with his hands.
David Kilcullen fights wars by taking a local approach to combat smaller guerrilla movements.
Stephen suggests punching randomly until we find the enemy among us, and Simon Schama writes a history of the future of America.
Someone finally agrees to accept Gitmo detainees, and Stephen nails poet Paul Muldoon.
Sonia Sotomayor belongs to an exclusive women's-only club, and Joshua Micah Marshall won't be doing the pointing and talking.
According to polls, 120% say the Iranian election wasn't rigged, and Jim Rogers wants to reduce Duke Energy's carbon footprint.
Stephen gives advice to the next leader of North Korea, and asks Austan Goolsbee if his arm gets tired from throwing money at problems.
George W. Bush praises the troops, and Frank A. Grippe orders his officers to sing the Army song.
Tom Hanks and Stephen prepare a care package, and Charles H. Jacoby Jr. picks his favorite soldier.
Stephen welcomes Sergeant Robin Balcom and Specialist Tareq Salha to his international desk of wisdom and truthiness.
General Ray Odierno steps up to the plate to be Stephen’s first guest in Iraq.
Wikipedia takes on the Church of Scientology, and the latest on abstinence-only education will be worth the wait.
California allows some gay couples to stay married, and Obama invites Iran to celebrate 4th of July.
The FDA challenges medical claims made by Cheerios, and Jim Moran protects kids from erectile dysfunction advertising.
Republicans could lose their Latino voter, and you can see Stephen's Persian Gulf destination from Sarah Palin's house.
Stephen reveals most of the Indian election results, and Green Day talks about their album, "21st Century Breakdown."
Torture memo author John Yoo gets a newspaper column, and Nancy Pelosi says the CIA lied to her.
Republicans find a way to make us love them again, and a Difference Maker stands up to the government.
Meghan McCain loves the Republican Party and wants to save it from the people trying to make it more extreme.
Donald Trump allows Miss California to keep her crown, the DonorsChoose competition continues, and Yusuf performs.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of In Defense of Food: An Eater's Manifesto, Michael Pollan.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the producer & director of Angels & Demons, Ron Howard. Also, Stephen talks with the head of Latin American Division of the Council on Foreign Relations, Julia Sweig about Cuba.
Tonight Stephen welcomes actor Jeff Daniels Also, Stephen talks with the vice president of policy at Demos.org, Tamara Draut about credit cart reform.
It's Bring Your Savior to Work Day, and Mitchell Joachim wants to build carbon-neutral cities.
President Obama's approval numbers are at 67%, and public health expert Laurie Garrett is here to shed some light on the swine flu.
Cliff Sloan believes that Marbury v. Madison is significant because it established the rule of law and Paul Rieckhoff wants to make sure returning veterans get education, employment and health care support.
The Prescott Group needs a bailout, and J.J. Abrams reveals clues to Stephen's Persian Gulf mystery.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the founder and executive director of the Drug Policy Alliance, Ethan Nadlemann.
Tonight Stephen welcomes former FDA commissioner and author of The End of Overeating: Taking Control of the Insatiable American Appetite, David Kessler.
Tonight Stephen welcomes journalist and author of 'Dumb Money: How Our Greatest Financial Minds Bankrupted the Nation', Daniel Gross. Also, Stephen talks with war correspondent Richard Engel.
Tonight Stephen welcomes musical group The Decemberists.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the West Africa Program Officer for Heifer International, Elizabeth Bintliff.
Tonight Stephen talks with host of This American Life, Ira Glass.
Tonight Stephen talks with Duke University men's basketball coach Mike Krzyzewski.
Sheriff Joe Arpaio denies that he focuses too much on illegal immigration.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the former head of the Office of Legal Council for both President Reagan and George Bush Sr., and author of Can a Catholic Support Him? Asking the Big Questions about Barack Obama, Doug Kmiec. Also, Stephen talks with the associate editor for opendemocracy.net, Kanishk Tharoor.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the anchor of PBS' NewsHour and author of Oh, Jonny, Jim Lehrer.
Tonight Stephen welcomes psychotherapist and author of Bodies, Susie Orbach. Also, Stephen talks with NASA's Deputy Chief, Astronaut Office at the Johnson Space Center, Sunita Williams about the naming of the new node on the International Space Station.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Bible expert and author of Jesus, Interrupted: Revealing the Hidden Contradictions in the Bible (And Why We Don't Know About Them), Bart Ehrman.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the editor at large for the San Francisco Chronicle, Phil Bronstein.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Jordan's Queen Noor.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the co-author of Banquo's Ghosts, Rich Lowry.
One of the co-founders of Twitter is the guest for tonight's show.
Author of "Dead Aid", Dambisa Moyo is the guest on tonight's show.
David Plotz, Author of 'Good Book LP' talks to Stephen tonight.
The guest tonight is Derrick Pitts, Chief Astronomer at The Franklin Institute.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the president of Choose Responsibility.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of 'Engaging the Muslim World'.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of 'The Lost City of Z: A Tale of Deadly Obsession in the Amazon'.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of 'The Graveyard Book'.
Peter Singer urges Stephen to give money to poor people rather than enjoying it himself.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Newsweek correspondent and author of 'The Thirteen American Arguments: Enduring Debates that Define and Inspire Our Country', Howard Fineman.
Tonight Stephen welcomes microbiologist and member of the Joint BioEnergy Institute, Dr. Jay Keasling. Also Stephen talks with NASA's associate administrator for space operations Bill Gerstenmaier about the Kepler Probe and other space exploration.
Lisa Hannigan sewed the cover, liner notes and lyrics of her album "Sea Sew."
Steven Johnson talks about Joseph Priestley, the man who first realized that plants actually create the oxygen we breathe.
Carl Wilson tries to understand the popularity of Celine Dion in "Let's Talk About Love" and will NASA name part of the space station after Stephen if he changes his name to Stephen Urine Filtration System?
President Obama taxes the rich to pay for universal health care, and South Carolina may finally end gun prostitution.
Late at night, who does David Byrne fear David Byrne is?
Stephen wants to know how Kris Kristofferson can be a country musician and a liberal at the same time.
Mayor John Fetterman believes Braddock, PA is a great place to spend some of the stimulus money.
Cliff Sloan believes that Marbury v. Madison is significant because it established the rule of law.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the chief scientific advisor for chemistry.com, anthropology professor and author of Why Him? Why Her?: Finding Real Love By Understanding Your Personality Type, Helen Fisher.
Adam Gopnik claims that faith and fear no longer rule our lives because of Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin.
New York Times article, "My Genomic Self"
It's tough times for the Republican Party, and Stephen gives a shout out to a former employee.
Stephen welcomes musical guest TV On The Radio.
Stephen salutes the Boy Scouts, and Jonah Lehrer discusses the neuroscience of decision-making.
Actor, "The Pink Panther 2"
Henry Louis Gates, Jr. says Abraham Lincoln was always against slavery, but he wasn't a fan of black people.
The government collapses in Iceland, and Stephen gets mad at Dan Zaccagnino.
President and CEO, Center for American Progress
Documentary, "Man on Wire"
Obama changes Bush's policy on science, and Ed Young thinks married people should have more sex.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Newsweek editor and author of American Lion: Andrew Jackson in the White House, Jon Meacham.
Elizabeth Alexander explains to Stephen the difference between a metaphor and a lie.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Washington Post columnist and author of The N Word: Who Can Say It, Who Shouldn't, and Why, Jabari Asim.
Frank Rich says George W. Bush delivers a message of hope for mediocrity.
A look back on President Bush's relationship with the media -- Stephen wonders if tonight's the night they finally do it and Shepard Fairey's "Hope" poster belongs to everyone.
Barack Obama may be over-marketed, and Alan Khazei wants Americans to volunteer.
Niall Ferguson explains how money is a relationship between a creditor and a debtor.
Anthony Romero believes it will be a huge mistake if Barack Obama doesn't close Guantanamo immediately.
Lawrence Lessig says the outdated copyright laws have turned our kids into criminals.
Benicio Del Toro talks about meeting Castro to prepare for "Che."
Matt Miller says the government must make sure we have basic securities like health care and pensions.
Stephen congratulates John King and the rest of the media on getting Obama elected.
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Stephen talks about Atheists trying to take the Christ out of Christmas. Michael Phelps will compete in the 2010 Winter Olympics after Stephen teaches him how to ice dance.
Richard Haass believes this century has the potential for America to cooperate with other countries to make the world safer.
Stephen briefly mentions the arrest and indictment of Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich. A discussion on Frost/Nixon, he interviews Kevin Bacon about the film. As a prelude to Thursday's new episode of Tek Jansen, Stephen shows the previous installment. Finally, he interviews Charlie Kaufman about his new film, Synecdoche, New York.
Stephen briefly mentions Barbra Streisand kissing President Bush. He then talks about a potential government bailout of the Big Three U.S. automakers. Stephen then discusses Congresswoman Ileana Ros-Lehtinen unknowingly hanging up on President-elect Obama. Finally, he interviews Geoffrey Canada about his work with the Harlem Children's Zone.
A new report predicts a biological attack, and Nicholas Wade wants to recreate a woolly mammoth.
The media reacts to Obama's cabinet picks, and Barbara Walters promotes her TV special.
Plaxico Burress could go to jail, and Jeffrey Goldberg says airline security is insufficient.
Stephen checks in on the war in Afghanistan, and Roland Fryer sees if cash incentives inspire students.
Tonight Stephen welcomes economist and author of Hot, Flat, and Crowded: Why We Need a Green Revolution--and How It Can Renew America, Thomas Friedman.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of Panic: The Story of Modern Financial Insanity, Michael Lewis.
Tonight Stephen welcomes singer/songwriter Paul Simon.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of Outliers: The Story of Success, Malcolm Gladwell. Also, Stephen talks with the host of Meet the Press, Tom Brokaw about the important cabinet positions to be filled by Barack Obama.
Stephen sits down with civil rights pioneer Andrew Young.
Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart report live from Indecision World Headquarters where Comedy Central has rounded up the best researchers and consultants (that it can afford) to provide shallow analysis, obscure factoids, random guesses and pointless sound.
Andrew Sullivan says conservatives should support Obama.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Baltimore Sun reporter David Simon.
Stephen welcomes Sherman Alexie, author of "The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian."
Grammy Award winning cellist Yo-Yo Ma, (Songs of Joy and Peace).
Stephen begins by talking about Stephen Jr., his adopted eagle son, who was spotted in Oregon. He claims that Stephen Jr. has been supporting John McCain in the state. In "The Wørd," Stephen discusses Acorn and voter fraud, with some votes containing the names of cartoon characters. He claims that cartoon characters should not be allowed to vote. Stephen then examines of God concerning the election, after claims of a battle between God, Allah, Buddah and Hindu (despite the fact Buddah and Hindu are not gods). He plays some reponses from his Atone-Phone. Stephen then interviews Michael Farris about the Patrick Henry College.
Stephen begins by talking about Colin Powell endorsing Barack Obama for president. He then interviews Fareed Zakaria about the economic crisis. Stephen presents a new "lower cost" segment based on "Colbert Platinum", "Colbert Aluminum." He talks about Paris, rich people opening various bank accounts in order to protect themselves, and stealth wealth. Finally, Stephen talks to Wynton Marsalis about jazz and together they perform "The Star-Spangled Banner."
Stephen starts by talking about the final presidential debate, praising John McCain, but attacking his references to Joe the Plumber. Stephen then talks about the third anniversary of The Colbert Report and that his portrait has now been accepted by Brent Glass as part of the National Museum of American History. He then interviews Robert Greenwald about his series of anti-McCain commercials on YouTube. Stephen then unveils a new portrait of himself, which features him holding his Emmy.
Stephen offers his investment advice, and Kathleen Parker doesn't think Sarah Palin is ready.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the former director of the National Economic Council, Laura Tyson.
Tonight Stephen welcomes political commentator and author of All about the Beat: Why Hip-Hop Can't Save Black America, John McWhorter.
Tonight Stephen welcomes biographer, historian and author of George Washington on Leadership, Richard Brookhiser.
Tonight Stephen welcomes former Arkansas Governor and Republican Presidential candidate, Mike Huckabee.
Tonight Stephen welcomes former White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan, author of What Happened: Inside the Bush White House and Washington's Culture of Deception, Scott McClellan. Also, Stephen talks with former Georgia Representative and Libertarian Presidential candidate Bob Barr about the Libertarian party's "green" efforts.
Tonight Stephen welcomes combat journalist and author of The Strongest Tribe: War, Politics, and the Endgame in Iraq, Bing West.
Tonight Stephen welcomes social critic and author of Why We Hate Us: American Discontent in the New Millennium, Dick Meyer.
Tonight Stephen welcomes journalist and author of The Dark Side: The Inside Story of How The War on Terror Turned into a War on American Ideals, Jane Mayer.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the anchor for Univision News and author of The Gift of Time: Letters from a Father, Jorge Ramos.
Tonight Stephen welcomes contributing editor for Harper's and author of The Wrecking Crew: How Conservatives Rule, Thomas Frank.
Tonight Stephen welcomes actor/director and star of Swing Vote, Kevin Costner.
Tonight Stephen welcomes New York Times columnist and author of The Night of the Gun: A Reporter Investigates the Darkest Story of his Life--His Own, David Carr.
Tonight Stephen welcomes journalist and author of OBD: Obsessive Branding Disorder: The Illusion of Business and the Business of Illusion, Lucas Conley.
Tonight Stephen welcomes former NASA astronaut Buzz Aldrin.
Tonight Stephen welcomes legendary musical act Crosby, Stills Nash.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Eric Roston, author of The Carbon Age: How Life's Core Element Has Become Civilization's Greatest Threat.
Tonight Stephen welcomes country music superstar Toby Keith and star of Beer for My Horses, plus Keith performs the song of the same name.
Tonight Stephen welcomes astronaut Garrett Reisman.
Tonight Stephen welcomes rapper Nas who is representing www.colorofchange.org and their petition to FOX to stop racist bias in news.
Tonight Stephen welcomes journalist and author of OBD: Obsessive Branding Disorder: The Illusion of Business and the Business of Illusion, Lucas Conley.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Virginia Senator and author of A Time to Fight: Reclaiming a Fair and Just America, Senator Jim Webb.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the wife of former Presidential candidate John Edwards and author of Saving Graces: Finding Solace and Strength from Friends and Strangers, Elizabeth Edwards.
Tonight Stephen welcomes rock group Rush. They perform Tom Sawyer
Tonight Stephen welcomes journalist and author of Let Them In: The Case for Open Borders, Jason Riley. Also, Stephen talks with Julia Sweig, author of Friendly Fire about the rise of Venezuela and other South American nations rise out of poverty.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the head of Yale's Center for Business the Environment, Dan Esty. Also Stephen talks with Lama Surya Das about whether Barack Obama should become a Tibetan Buddhist.
Tonight Stephen welcomes astrophysicist and director of the Hayden Planetarium, Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Also, Stephen talks with architecture critic and author of Up from Zero: Politics, Architecture, and the Rebuilding of New York, Paul Goldberger.
Tonight Stephen welcomes rapper, actor and star of Hancock, Will Smith.
Tonight Stephen welcomes political satirist and author of This Land Is Their Land: Reports from a Divided Nation, Barbara Ehrenriech.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Bible scholar and author of Surprised by Hope: Rethinking Heaven, the Resurrection, and the Mission of the Church, Bishop N.T. Wright.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, Junot Diaz.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the co-founder of the Berkman Center for Internet Security and author of The Future of the Internet--And How to Stop It, Jonathan Zittrain.
Tonight Stephen talks with biologist and author of Only a Theory: Evolution and the Battle for America's Soul, Kenneth Miller.
Tonight Stephen welcomes professor of environmental health sciences at Columbia University, Dixon Despommier.
Tonight Stephen welcomes journalist and author of The Ten-Cent Plague: The Great Comic-Book Scare and How It Changed America, David Hajdu.
Tonight Stephen welcomes wildlife scientist and author of Life in the Valley of Death: The Fight to Save Tigers in a Land of Guns, Gold, and Greed, Alan Rabinowitz.
Tonight Stephen welcomes New York columnist Phil Weiss.
Tonight Stephen welcomes conservative political commentator and author of Churchill, Hitler, and "The Unnecessary War": How Britain Lost Its Empire and the West Lost the World, Pat Buchanan
Tonight Stephen welcomes Oklahoma Representative and Libertarian Presidential candidate, Bob Barr.
Tonight Stephen welcomes political commentator and author of One Man's America: The Pleasures and Provocations of Our Singular Nation, George Will.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the co-producer of the movie Surf Wise, Jon Paskowitz.
Tonight Stephen welcomes journalist and author of The Uprising: An Unauthorized Tour of the Populist Revolt Scaring Wall Street and Washington, David Sirota.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Missouri Senator Claire McCaskill.
Tonight Stephen welcomes journalist and author of The Candy Bombers: The Untold Story of the Berlin Airlift and America's Finest Hour, Andrei Cherny.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the president of Americans for Tax Reform and author of Leave Us Alone: Getting the Government's Hands Off Our Money, Our Guns, Our Lives, Grover Norquist.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the co-author of What Really Sank the Titanic: New Forensic Discoveries, Jennifer McCarty.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the co-author of You: Staying Young: The Owner's Manual for Extending Your Warranty, Dr. Mehmet Oz.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the editor in chief of the Huffington Post and author of Right Is Wrong: How the Lunatic Fringe Hijacked America, Shredded the Constitution, and Made Us All Less Safe, Arianna Huffington.
Tonight Stephen welcomes science writer and author of The Ten Most Beautiful Experiments, George Johnson.
Tonight Stephen welcomes opera singer Nathan Gunn.
Tonight Stephen welcomes journalist and author of The Downhill Lie: A Hacker's Return to a Ruinous Sport, Carl Hiaasen.
Tonight Stephen welcomes social critic and author of World Made by Hand, James Kunstler.
Tonight Stephen welcomes law professor at Harvard University and author of The Fall and Rise of the Islamic State, Noah Feldman.
Tonight Stephen welcomes political activist and author of Grace (Eventually): Thoughts on Faith, Anne Lamott.
Tonight Stephen welcomes musician Feist.
Tonight Stephen welcomes journalist, California's First Lady and author of Just Who Will You Be?: Big Question, Little Book. Answers Within, Maria Shriver.
Tonight Stephen welcomes radio host and author of For One More Day, Mitch Albom.
Tonight Stephen welcomes journalist and author of The Age of American Unreason, Susan Jacoby.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Vermont Congressman Rep. Bernie Sanders.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Pennsylvania Congressman Rep. Patrick Murphy.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Pennsylvania's Governor, Ed Rendell.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Grammy Award winning musical group The Roots.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the host of Hardball, Chris Matthews.
Tonight Stephen welcomes journalist (specializing in the Middle East) and author of Dreams and Shadows: The Future of the Middle East, Robin Wright.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the founder of Citizens for Retiring the Penny, Jeff Gore.
Tonight Stephen welcomes former Clinton Secretary of State and author of Memo to the President Elect: How We Can Restore America's Reputation and Leadership, Madeline Albright.
Tonight Stephen welcomes former pro wrestler and Governor of Minnesota and author of Don't Start the Revolution Without Me!, Jesse Ventura. Also, Stephen talks with Trevor Paglen about the supposed shoulder patches worn by black ops members.
Tonight Stephen welcomes telecommunications professor and author of Here Comes Everybody: The Power of Organizing without Organizations, Clay Shirky.
Tonight Stephen welcomes classic American rock band R.E.M. to talk about their new album, "Accelerate".
Tonight Stephen welcomes the co-founder of the Ella Baker Center for Human Rights, Van Jones.
Tonight Stephen welcomes professor of English and journalism and author of Why We're Liberals: A Political Handbook for Post-Bush America, Eric Alterman.
Tonight Stephen welcomes former White House Press Secretary and author of Why Women Should Rule the World, Dee Dee Myers.
Tonight Stephen welcomes legendary singer/songwriter Carole King.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Pulitzer Prize winning journalist and author of Chasing the Flame: Sergio Vieira de Mello and the Fight to Save the World, Samantha Power.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Columbia University professor and author of Gang Leader for a Day: A Rogue Sociologist Takes it to the Streets, Sudhir Venkatesh.
Stephen talks about his hate for John McCain, which he is forced to set aside to support him as the Republican nominee. In "The Wørd," Stephen explains how McCain is like a boyfriend who the country could get used to after getting to know him better. He concludes the segments by showing clips of Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, and Mitt Romney saying negative things about McCain, then juxtaposing them with clips of most of these same people endorsing and talking proudly about McCain. Then in Colbert Platinum, he talks about fake Ferraris and the destruction of homes in Liechtenstein. Finally Stephen interviews Geraldo Rivera about his new book, HISPANIC (the "his" and "panic" portrayed as different words) about the fear generated by the right wing about illegal immigrants coming into the United States. Stephen ends the interview by playing the clip of Geraldo on The O'Reilly Factor when he said, "The two guys, Stewart and Colbert... they make a living showing clips of old ladies slipping on ice and people laughing. That's their life, that's their life. They exist in a small little place where they count for nothing." When Stephen asks Geraldo to clarify, Geraldo admits that he changed his mind about Stephen.
Stephen begins by talking about the Eliot Spitzer scandal. In "The Wørd," he talks about Hillary Clinton's claim that she is ahead in the Democratic primaries because she was won bigger states. Stephen then presents a special repor-t called, "The '72 Democrats: Alone Again Naturally" covering the history of the 1972 Democratic presidential race. Stephen makes clear his dislike of George McGovern, whom he then interviews. This episode marks the first appearance of the phrase "President Bush Have a Hot Dog With Me" in the opening titles.
Tonight Stephen welcomes musician John Legend.
Stephen begins by paying tribute to Brett Favre. He then becomes angry about Mike Huckabee losing the Republican primaries to John McCain. He then interviews Robert Reich about the Democrats. In "Difference Makers," Stephen interviews Jason Grunstra, a man who created a website which gives away free breast implants. He then interviews Gregory Rodriguez about race relations and Mexican immigration. Finally, he pays tribute to Gary Gygax.
Stephen starts by talking about John McCain and his support from John Hagee. Stephen expresses his anger of Hagee's views about Catholics. However, as a Christian, he is forced to turn the other cheek. Therefore, Stephen gets William Donohue to express his anger for him. In "The Wørd," he talks about McCain's continued claims of experience, but only over certain things. Next, Howard Dean calls Stephen to talk about the primaries. In "Nailed 'Em," he talks about a six-year-old girl who was cited for vandalism after drawing on the pavement in front of her front door with chalk. Finally, Stephen interviews Jennifer 8. Lee about Chinese food.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the former UN undersecretary general for communications and public information, and author of The Elephant, the Tiger, and the Cell Phone: The Emerging 21st Century Power, Shashi Tharoor. Also, Stephen talks with the conductor for the New York Philharmonic, Maestro Lorin Maazel about their recent concert in North Korea.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the president and co-founder of PETA, Ingrid Newkirk. Also, Stephen talks with the senior editor for The National Review magazine Richard Brookhiser about the influence the late William F. Buckley Jr had on conservatism and political talk shows
Stephen begins by discussing a recent John McCain rally, in which opening speaker Bill Cunningham said negative things about Barack Obama. The "Threatdown:" 5. Monopoly! 4. Richard Branson! 3. Bankruptcy! 2. John McCain! 1. Starbucks! He then talks about all Starbucks locations closing for three hours to re-train employees. Finally, Stephen interviews Tony Snow about his experience as White House Press Secretary.
Stephen starts by talking about a photo of Barack Obama in Muslim dress, claiming he is a terrorist. He says that the photo does not devide people, but unites people by making them think that Obama is a terrorist. In "The Wørd", Stephen agrees with Bill O'Reilly that a New York Times article about Vicki Iseman, but mainly because he claims the article was written poorly. In a special "Movies That Are Destroying America" entitled "Oscars That Are Destroying America", he attacks the fact that too many awards went to foreigners. Stephen then talks to Henry Louis Gates, Jr. about race and agrees to have a DNA test to see how black he is.
Stephen begins with "Who's Riding my Coattails now?", putting German comedian Oliver Pocher on notice for stealing his pose that he used on the front cover of GQ magazine. He then talks about the Roger Clemens hearing, defending Brian McNamee collecting used medical waste by claiming that he does it also. He then interviews John Feinstein about the use of steroids in sport. In "People Destroying America", Stephen talks about Susan Pagan, who refused to give his daughter a free Happy Meal for getting good grades. He then interviews Leonard Nimoy about a book featuring nude photos of overweight women.
Stephen begins by talking about how he survived the writers strike. He brings his writers (including, strangely enough, Tiki Barber, Mikhail Baryshnikov and Kevin Bacon) onto the set and welcomes them back personally. He then interviews David Gracer about eating insects. Stephen then introduces a new segment, "Stephen Colbert's Fallback Position," where he investigates different jobs he may take if he loses his job as a pundit. He investigates becoming a astrophysicist with Neil deGrasse Tyson. Finally, he interviews Richard Thompson Ford about the Democrats, and how he thinks the "race card" is being played too often.
Stephen begins with a discussion on Mike Huckabee's running mate. Stephen claims that via obligation, he should be the running mate. He also displays his dislike of John McCain, due to other right-wing political pundits, such as Rush Limbaugh, disliking McCain. He then talks to superdelegate Eliot Spitzer about superdelegates. He then talks to Eleanor Holmes Norton, another superdelegate, about her support of Barack Obama. Finally, Stephen interviews Lisa Randall about other dimensions.
Stephen begins with congratulating Barack Obama winning a Grammy award for "Best Spoken Word Album" for The Audacity of Hope: Thoughts on Reclaiming the American Dream. He then talks about Mitt Romney dropping out of the race for President. He then interviews Aubrey de Gray about defeating aging and trying to make John McCain young. Stephen then talks about his portait to Marc Pachter (over the telephone). Pachter tells him that the portait has increased the number of visitors to the museum and that it will now be displayed in the National Portrait Museum until April 1. He then interviews Philip Zimbardo about "The Lucifer Effect" and how people become evil.
Tonight Stephen welcomes naturalist Mark Moffett, author of Face to Face with Frogs. Also, Presidental candiate and former Arkansas Governaor Mike Huckabee stops by to discuss, and play air hockey with Stephen, about which state he hopes to win next.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Democratic strategist Tad Devine. Also Stephen talks with the senior editor of The National Review Richard Brookhiser about whether the Republicans will vote for John McCain.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Slate editor in chief Jacob Weisberg, author of The Bush Tragedy. Also, Stephen talks with Tony Campolo, author of Red Letter Christians, about the Chrisitian right's influence on politics.
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Tonight Stephen welcomes the chief film curator of the Museum of Moving Image, David Schwartz.
Tonight Stephen welcomes opera singer Nathan Gunn, whose new CD is Just Before Sunrise.
Tonight Stephen welcomes retired attorney and author of Playing For Pizza, John Grisham.
Tonight Stephen welcomes New York Times columnist and author of The World is Flat [Updated and Expanded]: A Brief History of the Twenty-First Century, Thomas Firedman
Tonight Stephen welcomes legal writer and author of The Nine: Inside the Secret World of the Supreme Court, Jeffrey Toobin.
Tonight Stephen welcomes feminist and author of The End of America: A Letter of Warning To A Young Patriot, Naomi Wolf
Tonight Stephen welcomes actress and activist and the co-star of In the Valley of Elah, Susan Sarandon.
Tonight Stephen welcomes actor and environmental activist and co-author of Grassroots Rising, Ed Begley jr. Also Stephen talks with Father James Martin, author of My Life with the Saints, over recent revelations regarding Mother Teresa having doubts about God.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the chancellor of New York City Schools, Joel Klein.
Tonight Stephen welcomes humorist and author of Pontoon: A Novel of Lake Wobegon, Garrison Keillor.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the former director of the Environmental Assessment Institute and author of Cool It: The Skeptical Environmentalist’s Guide to Global Warming, Bjorn Lomborg.
Stephen reviews the Iraq War and Dick Cheney\'s role in advocating it. He then interviews Thomas E. Ricks about the war. Stephen then talks about his broken wrist and shows a documentary film entitled Fractured Freedom: The Stephen Colbert Story. He announces that several people had signed his cast, including Nancy Pelosi, Tim Russert, Tony Snow, Brian Williams, Bill O\'Reilly and Michael Bloomberg.
In \"Colbert Platinum\", he talks about the shutting down of a helipad in Saint-Tropez and the growing demand for champagne. He then interviews Richard Branson about Virgin America and \"Air Colbert\". However, as the interview goes on, Branson and Stephen throw water over each other.
Stephen starts with the \"Smokin\' Pole: The Fight for Arctic Riches\" segment, where he attacks Canada\'s claim to the Northwest Passage through the Arctic, claiming it belongs to the United States. In \"The Word,\" Stephen attacks WikiScanner claiming it prevents corporations from editing their own entries, and describes Wikipedia as, \"Second Life for corporations\".
Stephen continues to attack wrist violence, and says the worst offender in "Wrist snuff" is Steven Seagal. He also announces that his "WristStrong" wristbands are now available from colbertneation.com, and all proceeds go to help the Yellow Ribbon Fund. Stephen introduces a new segement, "Nailed 'Em", focusing on successful stories in the criminal justice system.
Stephen begins by asking people not to watch his interview with Richard Branson on August 22, which has been reported in the media as a "trainwreck." Stephen then interviews Mike Huckabee, claiming that he came second in the Iowa Straw Poll due to his appearances on The Colbert Report, and what Stephen claims is the "Colbert Bump."
From the previous episode, Stephen again mentions the possibility that his ancestors were Jewish. He then discusses perceived inflammatory speech on the Daily Kos website and interviews the website's founder, Markos Moulitsas. In the "Monkey on the Lam" segment, Stephen talks about a capuchin monkey that picked the lock on his cage door at a zoo in Tupelo, Mississippi for the second time in two weeks. He then discusses Attorney General Alberto Gonzales' failure to meet his potential. Finally, Stephen interviews Michael Wallis about the Lincoln Highway.
"It's the last day of April. One more month 'till Speedo season! Do your squats. This is The Colbert Report.
Stephen is unhappy at the fact that Stephanie Colburtle The Turtle did not win The Great Turtle Race, after being bested by another turtle named Billy. He claims Billy is a male, and demands a re-race. (After explaining that one can tell the sex of a turtle by the concavity of its plastron, Stephen says that he checks the plastron on "all [his] dates, and if it's not concave, [he is] outta there."
Colbert decides that a new name is necessary for the long war, and comes up with Freemerican Victernity Made in China. He then backs the idea of having illegal immigrants fight in the armed services in exchange for citizenship. He points out his position on the cover of GQ, then complains about the Four Horsemen of the A-pop-calypse: movies, television, music, and books.
The first act opens with a remembrance of Boris Yeltsin. Stephen continues with a combative interview with Eleanor Holmes Norton regarding a recent bill to give the District of Columbia a vote in the U.S. House of Representatives. In "The Word," Stephen comments on EPA Administrator Stephen Johnson's announcement that the Bush Administration's anti-global warming efforts are delivering "real results".
Stephen balks at a scientific study saying that chimpanzees are more evolved than humans in DNA. On "The Word," he talks about John Edwards' $400 haircut and considers him going over to the Republican party. Colbert then interviews Sean Penn, and leads to a Meta-Free-Phor-All hosted by Pinsky (the decider of topics for the rounds used humorous pictures and sound effects in the style of The Daily Show's "God Machine," which Colbert usually took part in).
On Who's NOT honoring me now, Stephen complained that he was not being awarded a Pulitzer Prize in journalism. In "The Word," Stephen suggested the corporate sponsorship of the War on Terror since the "War on Terror is more than a name." Video showed promoting bovine growth hormones in dairy cows.
Stephen announced that he will be having a metaphor-off with Sean Penn on Thursday's show. Update on Stephanie Colburtle the turtle who was in 2nd place at the time of broadcast on the race to the Galápagos Islands, by some logic "proving Darwin wrong." Short mention of Iraqi insurgents.
Stephen begins by issuing a correction for having called Boyd K. Packer the "Mormon Pope" or "Mope," when he is more of a Mormon Cardinal, or "Mardinal." Colbert then compares Don Imus' firing with upcoming testimony of Alberto Gonzales before Congress regarding the U.S. Attorney firings scandal.
Stephen criticized Democratic senator Harry Reid for using "politicizing the war in Iraq" by citing a translation of a recent speech by Pope Benedict XVI. In "The Wørd," Stephen praised the president for proposing a new "war czar" position that would "chiefly be in command" of managing wars. Later aired a video describing Stephen's building manager Tad's quest to find a female companion for Stephen Jr., the eponymous bald eagle being tracked by GPS.
Stephen introduced the latest eponymic animal, Stephanie Colburtle, one of the leatherback sea turtles being tracked from Costa Rica to the Galapagos Islands. In "The Word", Stephen revisited Monday's story about the 15 British sailors; in response to a British colonel making the distinction between the soldiers' experiences and reality TV, Stephen devised the notion that perhaps Americans should "make the war a reality show" to achieve success in Iraq and to prepare for a future "spin-off in Iraq."
Stephen scolded the 15 British sailors whom after recently returning from captivity in Iran were seeking to publish accounts of their experience. In "The Word", he talked about America's bogus health care crisis. Stephen then changed the subject to an ethnic remark that he made against Hungarians on his fictional radio show, Colbert On the Ert (pronounced "air"), in which he described Hungarians as "those paprika-snorting ghoulies."
Colbert celebrates the 4th anniversary of the liberation of Baghdad, while he eats his "Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream" ice cream. He continues to eat it through the show. And announces that is now the number one flavor of Ben and Jerry's. He also runs an empty microwave in response to a family's attempt to live a "no environmental impact" lifestyle. Also in a fake radio show, Stephen insults Hungarians, reminiscent of the Don Imus scandal.
First, Stephen questioned the necessity of the Equal Rights Amendment, since everyone should be on the honor system. Later, Stephen cited the promulgation of John McCain that Sadr City is much safer than it was three months ago thanks to the military surge, despite the first-hand reports by Michael Ware that it is not safe for an American to leave the Green Zone. In response, Stephen suggested that Americans think of Iraq's capitol as Neverland.
Stephen displayed his disappointment at the elimination of Paulina Porizkova from Dancing with the Stars, especially given that her husband Ric Ocasek is a friend of the show. Stephen discussed oil found in the Arctic Ocean near Russia, and an attempt to add Italy to the Axis of Evil led to an uncharacteristic breakdown. Later, Stephen discussed the N-word with author Jabari Asim, who wrote a book on the subject.
Stephen chided Sean Penn for his blunt criticism of the Bush administration. Stephen discusses Iran, specifically a clash over religion, with former US Secretary of State Madeleine Albright who took the opportunity to promote her new book The Mighty and the Almighty: Reflections on America, God, and World Affairs.
Stephen expressed his anger that a severed mummy hand was recently sold at auction, but not to him; the hand was the earliest example of we're No. #1. In response to Rahm Emanuel's practice of discouraging fellow congresspeople to decline interviews with Stephen Colbert, Stephen played an interview of him conducted by PBS's Gwen Ifill rife with potential misinterpretations.
Debate over DC-residents voting bill with Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton. Criticism over Chicago Sun-Times face reading expert Rose Rosetree's interpretation of Stephen's facial features. Phone conversation with Coach Bob Mancini of the Saginaw Spirit about the Ontario Hockey League playoffs.
In the 45th installment of Better Know A District, the guest was Maurice Hinchey from New York's 22nd congressional district.
While unveiling threat # .5 as an addendum to yesterday's threatdown, Stephen finds himself in agreement with a German environmentalist over the euthanasia of Knut, a polar bear cub at the Berlin zoo, until Stephen becomes suddenly enamored when viewing footage of the cub. Later, Colbert collects on a hockey bet with the mayor of Oshawa, Ontario, wherein this day would become "Stephen Colbert Day" in the town; the day was chosen to be the same day as the mayor's birthday.
Stephen talks about the latest attack in DC, on him, by Rahm Emanuel.[2] The Word refers to South Carolina proposing to allow prisoners to donate organs to reduce jail time. Threatdown: 5.Angry seniors, 4.Dancing seniors, 3.Time Magazine, 2.Fertility clinics, 1.the FDA. And the "Alpha Dog Of the Week" was awarded to Robert Hancock of Carterville, Illinois.
Stephen celebrates the last St. Patrick's Day ever! Then he moves on to how Latin America has so many rabid admirers of President Bush, with comments from Esteban Colberto. In the 44th installment of Better Know A District, the guest was Phil Hare of Illinois's 17th congressional district.
Colbert introduces a new segment, "When Ancestors Attack." Then he mentions how Colorado has made John Denver's "Rocky Mountain High" their second official song. Sport Report: advice on filling out March Madness brackets.
Stephen closes the show by announcing The Word ("Goodnight"), after which the credits roll.
Stephen upbraids Bill Gates for giving charitably to other nations while bemoaning America's faltering competitiveness. He retracts his disparaging comments about Captain America when he learns that the superhero has bequeathed him his shield.
Stephen wonders why the media is still discussing the Libby trial. Then he talks about the death of Captain America, and adds more in The Word. Better Know A District guest was John Yarmuth from Kentucky's 3rd congressional district.
Colbert makes a rare correction about winning Mega Millions drawing, and calls his boss Sumner Redstone to grovel. The Word was about removing the military Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy. Then there was 2007's first installment of "Easter Under Attack": proposed Easter bunny name change to spring bunny. And Michael Specter talks about Vladimir Putin's suppression of and mysterious deaths of journalists in Russia.
Stephen brags about winning the Mega Millions drawing, which hadn't happened yet. In this segment he also mocks Viacom CEO Sumner Redstone. Then he talks about how Lewis "Scooter" Libby was found Not Guilty on 1 of the 5 counts. In The Word segment, Colbert commends doctors who refuse to treat patients for religious reasons. ThreatDown segment: No. 1 was Gravity.
Stephen comments on how many politicians have visited Walter Reed Hospital since the scandal. Ben and Jerry appeared to promote their new ice cream flavor named in honor of Stephen. Bears & Balls segment about recent economic fluctuations. And Mara Vanderslice talked about how Democrats can adapt to reach out to Christians.
Mr. Colbert thanks those who prayed for him last Thursday, with his prayer hat and foam fingers. Also he comments on the coverage of the Anna Nicole Smith story. Better Know A District guest was Steve Cohen from Tennessee's 9th congressional district.
Colbert comments on how David Geffen has switched his support from Hillary Clinton to Barack Obama. Then he mentions how Tom Vilsack chickened out of the presidential race, and interviews him in a new segment, Profiles In Quitters. And Problems Without Solutions, special report about SAHD's (Stay-at-home dad's), which Stephen says is against nature's laws.
Stephen comments on a recent report about Al Gore's energy usage. Outdoor Life Magazine fires a columnist for calling for an assault rifle ban, an action Stephen commends in the Word. Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle is named a top mascot, behind only the Toronto Raptor. As a result, the Toronto Raptors are moved from "on notice" to "dead to me." Tip/Wag: Wag to Bilk (Japanese beer + milk company), Tip to 107-year-old Chan Chi.
Stephen compares Britain leaving Iraq to Britain leaving the U.S. and India - saying it will cause a flourish of Democracy.
Colbert talks about how Mastermedia International will pray for him on February 22nd. Asks J. J. Abrams how his prayer day went, with photo of Jimmie "J.J." Walker showing. Then he moves on, to talking about Helen Thomas losing her front row seat at the White House press room. Interviews Candice Bergen by phone about her prayer day too. Better Know A District guest was Vic Snyder from Arkansas's 2nd congressional district.
Stephen makes correction, that the Chinese have four times more population than the US, not three. Colbert admonishes people teaching seniors about sex. Sport Report: about the Westminster Dog Show, the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition, and mentions that the Saginaw Spirit had reached the playoffs.
Colbert talks about the Chinese Menace, entitling a Colbert Report special report "Apocalypse Mao: Murdered By The Orient's Success".
Stephen starts by dancing/singing "My Humps" behind his desk and discusses Grammys. He then talks about criticism of the Iraq War transitioning into "The Word." This is followed by a "Tip of the Hat - Wag of the Finger" segment, in which he commends Australian Prime Minister John Howard for his attack on Barack Obama, but also chastises him for attacking an American citizen.
Stephen starts by talking about the astronaut incident on the news and especially that everyone talks about Lisa Nowak wearing a diaper, admitting that he too wears a diaper during his workday. He then claims that Henry Kissinger called him to get him to run for president, which he says he will "not" do (or will he?) but he has formed an exploratory committee on whether to form an exploratory committee.
Stephen starts by introducing a new segment, "California Values Watch". After addressing San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom's recent problems. Then talks about the controversy stirred between Representatives Loretta Sanchez and Joe Baca. This is followed by the series finale of Tek Jansen.
Stephen receives a message from Master Media International that they would be praying on his behalf on February 22. This is followed by the 40th installment of Better Know A District (Ohio's 18th with congressman Zack Space).
Stephen is ecstatic at the slaughtering the Bears underwent in Super Bowl XLI. Also, he introduces a new product "Formula 419" (A combination of his Formula 401 and 18, Peyton Manning's Jersey number). Then, Stephen notes that Stephen Jr. has returned from Canada and back into Washington (unfortunately in Washington's 3rd, where Better Known representative Brian Baird has lobbied for a new hunting law).
Stephen comments on the 2007 Boston Mooninite Scare that occurred in Boston and laments the fact that he can no longer proceed with his obviously threatening-looking advertisements. This is followed by the "Movies Destroying America" segment, commenting on Steve Carrell's nomination and Ellen DeGeneres hosting. The show is ended by Stephen presenting "The Most Poetic F#@king Thing I've Ever Heard"
Stephen opens the show by discussing the "problem" with Global Warming and in protest replaces Bobby with a 5000 Watt heat lamp. This is followed by the return of the "On Notice" board and the introduction of the "Fantasies" board. Jane Fonda (his fantasy) and The Weather Channel are placed on notice and Lutherans and E Street Band are taken off. This is followed by the 39th installment of Better Know a District, with New York's 6th congressional district representative,Gregory Meeks.
Stephen opens the show by showing a clip from Fox News' Fox and Friends, talking about the invisible beam that makes a person think he is on fire. Stephen then talks about how he stole his neighbor's New York Times and argues with David Leonhardt about what one could do with $1.2 trillion. This is followed by a new segment, "Judge, Jury, and Executioner" and ends by revealing the new microwave (fitted with a Colbert Report logo) which he would be sending to Bill O'Reilly after stealing his earlier.
Colbert wins bet with mayor of Oshawa after Saginaw Spirit defeated Oshawa Generals. Colbert discusses Microsoft paying someone for Wikipedia edits, and concludes that reality has become a commodity. Wag of the finger to Scientology, which named Tom Cruise as the "Christ" of the cult.
Bill O'Reilly spills the beans on Stephen, and says what he really thought of him on his show. Stephen interviews Coach Bob Mancini of the Saginaw Spirit. And he doesn't like how he stands on the SMU dispute over Bush's library.
Lou Dobbs, author of War on the Middle Class, faces the truth hammer when he sits down to talk with Stephen.
Stephen explains that this is the second of two episodes they taped on January 22, so that he can host a State of the Union address party on the 23rd. Russ Lieber appears in-studio to comment on new laws of the Democrat-controlled Congress. A new Threatdown is "Media Watchdog" themed.
Stephen is disappointed at the loss by the New Orleans Saints to the Chicago "God-less killing Machines" Bears. In another "Who's Riding My Coattails Now?", Stephen calls out Bill Clinton for speaking at Knox College after Colbert already had, and artist Terence Koh for selling sperm (in his art) after Stephen's Formula 401 line. The Word is based on the refusal of Alberto Gonzales to admit a right of the people not stated specifically in the Constitution. In another "Stephen Colbert's Balls For Kidz", gambling is discussed.
The big day is here, so Stephen is crazy with anticipation that Bill O'Reilly will be on the show, stating that his only goal with this show was to see this day, which makes him reveal a "Mission Accomplished" banner and open the last door on his "Bill O'Reilly advent calendar" (in which he finds Geraldo's mustache). He then turns back to US politics talking about Bush's plans to rise the troop levels in Iraq. He then talks about fights between celebrities on his segment "We the MEdiator", rethinking his last week's judgements.
Still in anticipation of Bill O'Reilly arriving in-studio on Thursday Stephen is more nervous than the day before, bringing out some cherished objects he plans to show O'Reilly the next day. He then talks about the NFL play-offs with Lynn Swann, trying to trash talk all teams except the New Orleans Saints who he favors. After the break "Better know a district" continues with Washington's 3rd congressional district representative, Brian Baird.
In anticipation of Bill O'Reilly arriving in-studio on Thursday, Stephen lashes out at Jimmy the director for a squeaky chair. In a new segment "Invasion of the Country Snatchers", Stephen profiles immigration issues, from an Italian-descended anti-immigrant possible Presidential nominee, to a chain of pizza restaurants which accept pesos, segueing into Letters from Iwo Jima winning the Best foreign Film Golden Globe. In another "Stephen Colbert's Sport Report", Stephen covers David Beckham playing for Los Angeles, and an anti-Colbert movement of fans throwing teddy bears on the ice when the Saginaw Spirit played the Oshawa Generals in the Ontario Hockey League.
Wishing viewers a happy Martin Luther King Day, Stephen calls for a nationwide lie-in to refuse engaging in "anything at all", in the style of passive protest such as Rosa Parks, then attacks Senator Barbara Boxer for comments suggesting Condoleezza Rice has no personal ties to the Iraq War. Stephen praises the army for lowering recruitment expectations in order to be filled; channels last week's guest Jim Cramer for a new financial segment "Stephen's Bears and Balls" focusing on real estate, oil, Cingular's name change, soy milk, and beef jerkey.
Stephen starts with another episode of his challenge "What Number is Stephen thinking of?" with a clip from 2005. He then celebrates 5 years of Guantanamo Bay and talks to the executive director of Human Rights Watch, Ken Roth. After that he does a "Tip of the Hat/Wag of the finger", double-wagging Apple (claiming this is his first double-wag) for 1) changing their name to "Apple, Inc." and 2) bringing out the iPhone.
Stephen criticizes Bush for not sending 300 million troops as Stephen advised the day before but he pardons him if this is "the only mistake he makes in this war". He then talks about illegal immigration in a new segment called "Invasion of the Country Snatchers" and about the new Democratic senator of Missouri and its liberal legislation in the Word-Segment. After the break there is a new episode of Stephen's Tek Jansen adventures.
Freem replaces superstantial in the opening sequence. Stephen thanks former Archbishop of Warsaw Stanis³aw Wielgus for being caught in a Catholic Church scandal of a non-sexual nature; scorns Democrats for taking a day off Congress for the college football National Championship game, with quick suggestion of taking a day off for a Ontario Junior League Hockey game; begins new segment "We the MEdiator" to pick sides in celebrity feuds, featuring Rosie O'Donnell vs. Donald Trump, Angelina Jolie vs. Madonna, and Amitabh Bachchan vs. Shahrukh Khan; and ends the show in tribute to James Brown by declaring himself the new "hardest working man in show business".
Stephen opens the show disappointed that Saddam Hussein was suddenly hanged over the show's break. He responds to Lake Superior State University's ban of the word 'truthiness' in "Who's Attacking Me Now?", and gay.com's naming of Stephen as Person of the Year in "Who's Honoring Me Now?"; gives "Stephen's Sound Advice" for getting over the winter blues.
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Stephen Colbert vs the Decemberists.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the leader in the field of mind body medicine, Deepak Chopra.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the retired CEO of General Electric, Jack Welch.
Tonight Stephen welcomes a writer for the Village Voice and Rolling Stone and author of Breaking Open the Head: A Psychedelic Journey into the Heart of Contemporary Shamanism, Daniel Pinchbeck.
Tonight Stephen welcomes historian and author of Team of Rivals, The Political Genius of Abraham Lincoln, Doris Kearns Goodwin.
Tonight Stephen welcomes nationally syndicated columnist and author of The Commitment: Love, Sex, Marriage, and My Family, Dan Savage.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Princeton ethicist, animal rights activist and co-author of The Way We Eat: Why Our Food Choices Matter, Dr. Peter Singer
Tonight Stephen welcomes the fromer head of the Human Genome Project and author of The Language of God: A Scientist Presents Evidence for Belief, Francis Collins.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the president of New York University, John Sexton.
Tonight Stephen welcomes economist and co-author of Freakonomics: A Rogue Economist Explores the Hidden Side of Everything, Steven D. Levitt.
Tonight Stephen welcomes computer game designer Will Wright.
Tonight Stephen welcomes ESPN commentator and author of Miracle on 49th Street, Mike Lupica.
Tonight Stephen welcomes screenwriter and author of I Feel Bad About My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman, Nora Ephron.
Tonight Stephen welcomes comedian Harry Shearer.
Tonight Stephen welcomes PBS News Hour anchor and author of The Phony Marine: A Novel, Jim Lehrer.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Richard Linklater, director of Fast Food Nation.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Al Franken and paleontologist Dr. Michael Novacek.
Tonight Stephen welcomes CEO of Timberland, Jeff Swartz.
Tonight Stephen welcomes former CBS News anchor Dan Rather.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the founder of FIRST and President of DEKA Research and Development Corporation, Dean Kamen.
Tonight Stephen welcomes CNN anchor Jeff Greenfield.
Combined with the Daily Show for the night, Stephen talks to Warren Beatty by phone, Rep. Robert Wexler via satellite and Rep. Eleanor Holmes Norton via satellite.
Tonight Stephen welcoms ABC News correspondent and co-author of The Way to Win: Taking the White House in 2008, Mark Halperin.
Tonight Stephen welcomes political activist Ronald Reagan Jr.
Tonight Stephen welcomes magician Penn Jillette.
Tonight Stephen welcomes actor and politcal activist Tim Robbins.
Tonight Stephen welcomes musician Barry Manilow.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Nobel Prize winning chemist Dr. Peter Agre. Plus Stephen talks to Jim Gilchrist, founder of The Minuteman Project.
Tonight Stephen welcomes former special assistant to President Bush and author of Tempting Faith: An Inside Story of Political Seduction, David Kuo.
Tonight Stephen celebrates his 1st anniversary episode with Oxford Professor of Biology and author of The God Delusion Richard Dawkins.
Tonight Stephen welcomes lawyer and co-founder of the Innocence Project, Barry Scheck.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Montana Governor Brian Schweitzer
Tonight Stephen reveals the winner of the Green Screen Challenge. Plus, another Tek Jansen Adventure.
Tonight Stephen welcomes journalist and author of Female Chauvinist Pigs: Women and the Rise of Raunch Culture, Ariel Levy.
Tonight Stephen welcomes musician Randy Newman.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Democracy Now! host and co-author of Static: Government Liars, Media Cheerleaders, and the People Who Fight Back, Amy Goodman.
Tonight Stephen welcomes North Dakota Senator Byron Dorgan, author of Take This Job and Ship It: How Corporate Greed And Brain-Dead Politics Are Selling Out America.
Tonight Stephen welcomes union leader and author of A Country That Works: Getting America Back on Track, Andy Stern.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Michael Lewis, author of The Blind Side: Evolution of a Game.
Tonight Stephen welcomes co-founder of Apple Computers, Steve Wozniak.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Pulitzer Prize winning investigative journalist and the Reva and David Logan Distinguished Professor at UC Berkeley's Graduate School of Journalism, Lowell Bergman.
Tonight Stephen welcomes actor Ted Danson.
Tonight Stephen welcomes back Arianna Huffington, blogger and author of On Becoming Fearless...in Love, Work, and Life
Tonight former defense analyst Daniel Ellsberg.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Democratic political consultant James Carville.
Tonight Stephen welcomes New York Times columnist Frank Rich, author of The Greatest Story Ever Sold: The Decline and Fall of Truth from 9/11 to Katrina.
Tonight Stephen welcomes actor, performer, rapper, playwright and educator Will Power.
Tonight Stephen welcomes ESPN's Sports Guy columnist and author of Now I Can Die In Peace: How ESPN's Sports Guy Found Salvation with a Little Help from Nomar, Pedro, Shawshank, and the 2004 Red Sox, Bill Simmons
Tonight Stephen welcomes record setting Jeopardy champion and author of Brainiac: Adventures in the Curious, Competetive, Compulsive World of Trivia Buffs, Ken Jennings
Tonight Stephen welcome country music star Toby Keith.
Tonight Stephen welcomes comedian Martin Short.
Tonight Stephen welcomes mathematician Janna Levin, author of A Madman Dreams of Turing Machines.
Tonight Stephen welcomes writer and correspondent for MTV News, Gideon Yago
Tonight Stephen welcomes economist and colmnist Paul Krugman, author of The Great Unraveling: Losing Our Way in the New Century.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Geoffrey Nunberg, professor of linguistics and columnist for the New York Times and author of Talking Right: How Conservatives Turned Liberalsim into a Tax Raising, Latte-Drinking, Sushi-Eating, Volvo-Driving, New York Times-Reading, Body Piercing, Hollywood Loving, Left-Wing Freak Show.
Tonight Stephen welcomes legendary musician Neil Young.
Tonight Stephen welcomes documentary filmmaker and host of 30 Days, Morgan Spurlock.
Tonight Stephen welcomes political commentator of PBS's NewsHour with Jim Lehrer and author of Eyewitness to Power: The Essence of Leadership Nixon to Clinton, David Gergen.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Ramesh Ponnuru, senior editor of the National Review and author of The Party of Death: The Democrats, the Media, the Courts and the Disregard for Human Life.
Tonight campaign director for MoveOn.org, Eli Pariser.
Tonight cultural anthropologist Alexandra Robbins, author of The Overachievers: The Secret Life of Driven Kids.
Tonight, New York Times columnist and author of Forty Million Dollar Slaves: The Rise, Fall and Redemption of the Black Athlete, Bill Rhoden.
Tonight Stephen welcomes lawyer and co-founder of the Innocence Project, Barry Scheck.
Tonight former attorney and professor of philisophy Linda R. Hirshman, author of Get to Work: A Manifesto for Women in the World.
Tonight former editor for the New Republic and author of The Good Fight: Why Liberals--And Only Liberals--Can Win the War On Terror and Make America Great Again, Peter Beinart.
Tonght, Democratic hopeful for Senate in Connecticut, Ned Lamont.
Tonight Stephen welcomes musician Randy Newman.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Democracy Now! host and co-author of Static: Government Liars, Media Cheerleaders, and the People Who Fight Back, Amy Goodman.
Tonight Stephen Welcomes the president of the Catholic League, William Donohue.
Tonight Stephen welcomes journalist and author of The One That Got Away: A Memoir, Howell Raines
Tonight Stephen welcomes former NBC Nightly News anchor Tom Brokaw.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the host of Scarborough Country, Joe Scarborough.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Pulitzer Prize winning investigative journalist and the Reva and David Logan Distinguished Professor at UC Berkeley's Graduate School of Journalism, Lowell Bergman.
Tonight Stephen welcomes actor Ted Danson.
Tonight Stephen welcomes back Arianna Huffington, blogger and author of On Becoming Fearless...in Love, Work, and Life
Tonight former defense analyst Daniel Ellsberg.
Tonight Stephen welcomes skateboarding legend Tony Hawk.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Amy Sedaris, star of Strangers with Candy.
Tonight Stephen welcomes actor, performer, rapper, playwright and educator Will Power.
Tonight Stephen welcomes form CIA agents and author of Blow the House Down, Robert Baer.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the host of Hardball, Chris Matthews.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Marc Bowden, author of Guests of the Ayatollah: The First Battle in America's War With Militant Islam.
Tonight Stephen welcomes comedian Martin Short.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Angela "Bay" Buchanan, President of The American Cause.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Bart Ehrman, author of Misquoting Jesus.
Tonight Stephen welcomes ocweekly.com's Ask a Mexican columnist Gustavo Arellano.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Geoffrey Nunberg, professor of linguistics and columnist for the New York Times and author of Talking Right: How Conservatives Turned Liberalsim into a Tax Raising, Latte-Drinking, Sushi-Eating, Volvo-Driving, New York Times-Reading, Body Piercing, Hollywood Loving, Left-Wing Freak Show.
Tonight Stephen welcomes legendary musician Neil Young.
Tonight Stephen welcomes mammologist and paleontologist Tim Flannery, author of The Weather Makers.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Cornell University scientist and author of Roving Mars Steven Squyres.
Tonight Stephen welcomes CNN's chief international correspondent Christiane Amanpour.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Dateline NBC anchor Stone Philips.
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the Assistant Curator and Chair, Vertebrate Zoology at the Center for Systematic Biology & Evolution, Ted Daeschler!
Tonight former attorney and professor of philisophy Linda R. Hirshman, author of Get to Work: A Manifesto for Women in the World.
Tonight former editor for the New Republic and author of The Good Fight: Why Liberals--And Only Liberals--Can Win the War On Terror and Make America Great Again, Peter Beinart.
Tonght, Democratic hopeful for Senate in Connecticut, Ned Lamont.
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the former Secretary of State, Madeleine Albright!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes editor of The Smoking Gun.com, Bill Bastone!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes editor of the New York Times, Frank Rich!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the author of The Shere Hite Reader, Shere Hite!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the author of Shanks For Nothing, Rick Reilly!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the author of Chasing Ghosts: A Soldier's Fight for America from Baghdad to Washington, Paul Rieckhoff!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the author of Quit Digging Your Grave with a Knife and Fork: A 12-Stop Program to End Bad Habits and Begin a Healthy Lifestyle and the Governor of Arkansas, Gov. Mike Huckabee!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the author of American Gospel: God, the Founding Fathers, and the Making of a Nation, Jon Meacham!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the editor of The Weekly Standard, Bill Kristol!
Tonight Stephen welcomes editor in chief for U.S. News World Report, Mort Zuckerman.
Tonight Stephen welcomes skateboarding legend Tony Hawk.
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the author of Painting the Map Red: The Fight to Create a Permanent Republican Majority, Hugh Hewitt!
Tonight Stephen welcomes journalist Christpher Noxon, author of Rejuvenile.
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the author of To Hell With All That: Loving and Loathing Our Inner Housewife, Caitlin Flanagan!
Tonight Stephen welcomes the host of Hardball, Chris Matthews.
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the author of No god But God, Reza Aslan!
Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of The Great Deluge, Douglas Brinkley.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Angela "Bay" Buchanan, President of The American Cause.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Bart Ehrman, author of Misquoting Jesus.
Tonight Stephen welcomes ocweekly.com's Ask a Mexican columnist Gustavo Arellano.
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the producer of Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Price, Outfoxed: Rupert Murdoch's War on Journalism, and most recently, The Big Buy: How Tom Delay Stole Congress, Robert Greenwald!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the author of Impostor: How George W. Bush Bankrupted America and Betrayed the Reagan Legacy, Bruce Bartlett!
Tonight Stephen welcomes mammologist and paleontologist Tim Flannery, author of The Weather Makers.
Tonight Stephen welcomes environmental politician, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Tonight Stephen welcomes Steven Johnson, author of Everything Bad Is Good For You.
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes Advisor to the U.S. Presidential Envoy in Iraq, Dan Senor!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes 60 Minutes correspondent, Steve Kroft!
Tonight Stephen welcomes Dateline NBC anchor Stone Philips.
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the author of A Guy's Guide to Being a Man's Man, Frank Vincent!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the host of The Al Franken Show, Al Franken!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the host of Countdown with Keith Olbermann, Keith Olbermann!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the author of Thank You for Smoking : A Novel, Christopher Buckley!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes actress, Lorraine Bracco!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the author of Born Fighting: How the Scots-Irish Shaped America, James Webb!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the author of The Broken Branch: How Congress Is Failing America and How to Get It Back on Track, Norman Ornstein!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the author of The Shere Hite Reader, Shere Hite!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the author of The End of Poverty: Economic Possibilities for Our Time, Jeffrey Sachs!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes author and internet blogger, Arianna Huffington!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the director of debate at King's College, Brett O'Donnell!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the author of Adventures in Missing the Point: How the Culture-Controlled Church Neutered the Gospel, Tony Campolo!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the editor of The Weekly Standard, Bill Kristol!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the author of Come Hell or High Water: Hurricane Katrina And the Color of Disaster, Michael Eric Dyson!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the author of Natural Radiance: Awakening to Your Great Perfection, Lama Surya Das!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the author of "The Assassins' Gate: America in Iraq", George Packer!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the author of "The Case for Peace: How the Arab-Israeli Conflict Can be Resolved", Alan Dershowitz!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes former CIA Director James Woolsey!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes California Senator Barbara Boxer!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the author of "It's My Party, Too: The Battle for the Heart of the GOP and the Future of America", Christine Todd Whitman!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the author of "What the Dog Did: Tales from a Formerly Reluctant Dog Owner", Emily Yoffe!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the author of "Manliness", Harvey Mansfield!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes Rev. Jesse Jackson!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes CNN commentator and the co-author of "Take It Back: Our Party, Our Country, Our Future", Paul Begala!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the author of "Self-Made Man: One Woman's Journey into Manhood and Back" Norah Vincent!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes "Washington Post" fashion editor, Robin Givhan!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes National Public Radio's legal affairs correspondent, Nina Totenberg!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the author of "Teacher Man: A Memoir", Frank McCourt!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes author and blogger, Andrew Sullivan!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the host of "This Week", George Stephanopoulos!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes Professor of Biology at Brown University, Ken Miller!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes ABC News' John Stossel!
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TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the owner of the Dallas Mavericks, Mark Cuban!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes actor and star of The Family Stone, Dermot Mulroney!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the host of Costas Now and sports commentator, Bob Costas!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes co-host of The Early Show, Harry Smith!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the author of John Paul the Great: Remembering a Spiritual Father, Peggy Noonan!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the author of Attack the Messenger: How Politicians Turn You Against the Media, Craig Crawford!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the Host of Anderson Cooper 360, Anderson Cooper!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the author of Are Men Necessary?, Maureen Dowd!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the author of The Scorpion's Gate, Richard Clarke!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes author of The Dictionary of Republicanisms, Katrina vanden Heuvel!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the author of several science books, Richard Preston!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the author of The Fabric of the Cosmos: Space, Time, and the Texture of Reality, Brian Greene!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes star of Zathura, Tim Robbins!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes author of "Spanking the Donkey", Matt Taibbi!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes Reverend Al Sharpton!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes former Senator Bob Kerrey!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes anchor and newswoman, Cokie Roberts!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes author of "Spook: Science Tackles the Afterlife", Mary Roach!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes CourtTV anchor, Catherine Crier!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes the New York State Attorney General, Eliot Spitzer!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes star of The West Wing, Bradley Whitford!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes author of "Where God Was Born: A Journey by Land to the Roots of Religion", Bruce Feiler!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes filmmaker author, Ken Burns!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes co-host of Connected: Coast to Coast, Monica Crowley!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes actor, Jeff Daniels!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes astrophysicist and author of "Origins: Fourteen Billion Years of Cosmic Evolution", Neil DeGrasse Tyson!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes author of "It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy", Greg Behrendt!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes host of Lou Dobbs Tonight, Lou Dobbs!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes host of Mad Money, Jim Cramer!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes journalist, Fareed Zakaria!
TONIGHT: Stephen Colbert welcomes 60 Minutes correspondent, Lesley Stahl!
In the premiere episode of The Colbert Report, Stephen starts off the show with a segment called The Word coining the term "Truthiness". Other segments include: The Threat Down rating avian flu, basketball, babies, hurricanes and James Brady. Stephen interviews Stone Phillips, an Emmy award winning journalist and host of Dateline NBC. At the end of the interview, Stephen and Stone Phillips have a competition of gravitas.
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A 3 hour rally on the National Mall featuring music, political commentary, and comedy acts
Cable news networks report on Obamacare, Fox News covers the Iowa caucus and Arianna Huffington proves her Pulitzer is worth more than Stephen's Peabody in this Colbert Report Special Edition.
Stephen starts his own Super PAC with permission from the FEC, he hands over the reigns of his PAC to Jon Stewart, and Nancy Pelosi believes that Super PACs threaten American democracy in this Colbert Report Special Edition.
Stephen thinks the protesting Wisconsin custodians and elementary school teachers are authoritarian thugs, North Carolina diversifies its student body with tragically great results, and study drugs are a sure-fire way to improve your grades if you're too lazy to sleep with your teacher in this Colbert Report Special Edition.
On August 8, 2006, the Report debuted a series of three to four minute-long animated shorts entitled Stephen Colbert Presents: Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: The New Tek Jansen Adventures, allegedly in response to a lack of publisher interest in the novel.[3] Jansen is voiced by Colbert himself.
On April 29, 2006, American comedian Stephen Colbert appeared as the featured entertainer at the 2006 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner, which was held in Washington, D.C., at the Hilton Washington hotel. Colbert's performance consisted of a 16-minute podium speech and a 7-minute video presentation, which were broadcast live across the United States on cable television networks C-SPAN and MSNBC. Standing a few feet from U.S. President George W. Bush[1]—in front of an audience of celebrities, politicians, and members of the White House Press Corps[2]—Colbert delivered a controversial, searing routine targeting the president and the media.[3] Cable television personality Colbert spoke in the persona of the character he plays on Comedy Central's popular The Colbert Report, a parody of a conservative pundit in the fashion of Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity.
Stephen Colbert must alter his Christmas plans when he's trapped in his upstate New York cabin by a bear, but he manages to get by with a little help.
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