The Egos

While celebrating the 4th of July, Kim discovers that Delta-8 isn't real weed. Deciding to drive in a cross country road trip over the holiday weekend to get some real weed in California and finish the sketch.

The women of The Egos live in a sad existence without men, Alex just can't get over the pleasure of past lives, and what does it mean now that Juneteenth is a federal holiday?

The Egos have never been to Europe but they have been to Orlando. Karen finds love on the newest Bachelorette. Marc tries to do whatever Kanye would do. Zach joins the new rotation axis division of the forest service.

The Egos pack for vacation, tame some untamed stallions, conjure their way through societies problems and find out why everyone got vaccinated.

The Egos return for a Friends style reunion and to talk about Mare of Easttown, Jennifer, Army of the Dead and A Quiet Place II.

Entertainment is BACK, and The Egos are ready. Who's gonna win The Emmys, what is Stand Up in the park, why are the Kardashians canceled, and when will Broadway return?

What does it mean to wear a mask today? The Egos ponder the deep questions. Remaining socially distant of course.

Megan, Eric, and Mike are left alone for the first time. Is this an episode, and why isn't Mike teaching them stage combat?

Pringles the turtle has gone missing, and Kim and Nikki are determined to save him. Will they scare away the new Egos, Megan and Eric?

The weather is way too boring for The Egos to pay attention to -- but shouldn't they? Ashley Monique Menard joins the cast to show them why.

Was today's episode canceled due to COVID-19, race or the Jersey checkpoints or are all The Egos just misinformed about their true future.

Will celebrates the Knicks by bringing The Egos to Madison Square Gardens.

Christopher Nolan's Tenet is delayed in theaters again, as The Egos pledge to save the movies from doomed failure.

Refried beans, the Mets, and a Cuomo poster? The Egos blow their stimulus money to buy buy Biden supportive products.

Dov makes Marine take a back to school survey.

Will shares his new discoveries about Danny Masterson with The Egos.

The Egos host a surprise Juneteenth celebration for Mac.

Sarah returns to The Egos after spending the summer away from the city in the Hamptons.

The Egos attempt to be funny in the "new" normal.

The Egos head to Coney Island to find The Coney Island Mermaid or The Mermaid Parade or Lunapark or The Cyclone or men or just beer. Whatever it is in the end we're sure they'll have a good time.

The Egos get food, food from Greenland, our 51st state.

The Egos are sent on a super long, super secret hunt to find a super secret brunch only for TV shows that have 100 episodes. Featuring some deep references and cameos of your favorite egos.

Dora the Explorer joins The Egos for an adventure at the Marcy Projects in Brooklyn, NY. Join Boots, Swiper, Diego as we try to find Dora a new man.

Jeffery Epstein died this week and it's pretty clear he didn't commit suicide. The Egos head to Jeff's Island aka Little Saint James Island for some relaxing fun.

The Egos are upstate in the Catskills for a special episode behinds the scenes of the feature film Light From The Tower.

New York finally decriminalized marijuana so The Egos have no idea what this weeks episode was suppose to be about.

It's Quentin Tarantino week on The Egos. Referencing some of his most iconic films including Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill and Once Upon A Time In Hollywood The Egos quickly realize that creating a Tarantino parody is a lot harder than they thought it would be.

The Egos have seen Dumbo, Aladdin and now Lion King all in theaters thanks to Pagie's special Disney remake drug concoctions.

The Eggos are obsessed with Stranger Things, well most of them. Well the ones that never even knew what the 80s were.

The Egos go to see Toy Story 4 but upon walking out realize that Amber isn't crying. Can she cry? Will she cry? In the end everyone cries for Toy Story.

The Egos embark on a Sex and the City walking tour of New York City.

The democratic runoff for president continues when the remaining candidates fight for an actual American voter.

The Egos gather for a super long and drawn out political process with may too many people involved.

Will and Amber watch the end of a movie but every time they think it's over another credit scene begins.

After rubbing a Central Park street lamp a genie appears and grants Will his three life long wishes.

The Overplayed Music Police return at the top of the summer to take down the song Old Town Road and this trap country craze.

It's the finale of Game of Thrones but it's also the finale for a lot of shows. Let's just call this one finale night.

The Egos get bleeped and then censored and then google just gets carried away with it...

Will has some new shoes.

The Egos discuss the EMMYS

The Egos are on the Coney Island boardwalk for a contest to win a game that they didn't know they were even a part of. Welcome to the South Brooklyn Shore.

The Egos gather at the new Domino Sugar Factory Park for a super secret dope DJ that's about to make his first appearance ever.

It's Grace's birthday and there is a clown coming.

Sydney Sabean is funny and this is the greatest prank video ever.

Sydney and Will are watching people, so more people join those people and now people are watching people watching people.

Mac and Mercedez in the same episode? What is this?

Michael takes Alejandra on a date and then things get ASSEMBLED.

Chris decides to write a sketch but The Egos just don't have the budget for it, so now they must find an ending before the sketch is over.

Michael gets a life coach to help him with all these tough brunch decisions.

R.I.P. Funny or Die - August 2018

Chelsea LeSage brings The Egos on a tour of her favorite place, Roosevelt Island.

Fed up with Moviepass Inc. well they now have personal assistants at the movie theaters to do absolutely nothing and annoy you even more.

The Egos try and save the world... save the world from STRAWS.

This week on The Egos, Mercury is in retrograde.

The Egos are trying to shoot the latest sketch but no one will get off their phone.

It's Shark Week and everything is about color, including Chris' shirt.

Buck has sex advice in the basement every 4th Monday of the month but no one ever comes.

The Egos don't know what a dinosaur is or a dog or whatever. It's Jurassic Bark deal with it.

The Egos make a connection

The Egos disconnect from the world and will return in two weeks.

The women of The Egos create a secret army.

The World Cup is happening and the Egos are trying to figure out where exactly they can do their World Cup Sketch.

The Egos join a cult, the cult of Will.

Alejandra takes to the streets of New York to ask the hard hitting questions on everyones mind.

Will discovers that all The Egos have been bitten by zombies. Because you know, that happens.

The Egos start selling things, anything. Do you want to help save the environment today?

The Overplayed Music Police are back and this time they are stopping people from playing the most streamed artist in the history of streaming music, Drake.

The Egos toss our their cell phones and get back to reality.

The women of The Egos waitlist for Mean Girls on Broadway but the daddies have once again taken over.

The Egos are in a Facebook fight. Who will win, who will lose but most of all who really cares?

Now that all the men on earth have vanished, the women of Egos on have but one question. Did we really need them?

Having an ego is easy, writing for them is hard.

The Overplayed Music Police are back and causing chaos on the streets of New York, desperate to stop Despacito. However there is a new song in town and very well be worse than we ever imagined.

The prompt for the sketch is out of control, Alexa won't stop and we live in a world of Nazi Terrorists.

The Egos go to Smorgasburg and it's exactly how they thought it would be.

Kim Jong Un, Donald Trump, Russia; it all comes down to this. The Egos take on the biggest fight in the world.

Alejandra and Carter tour the city to realize her American dream!

Shelby gets a delivery but it's not her food.

The Egos play settlers of Catan and things get weird.

The Egos discover Kyle from My Dark Little Corner who protesting the world and causing chaos.

Buck and Shelby find Summer Lovin in the dating app world but this new technology might be too much for Buck to handle.

It is hot very hot in NYC but the Egos are excited because Winter is finally coming.

The OMP aka the Overplayed Music Police investigate a crime that is destroying our nation; Despacito.

It's independence day but the Egos must stay WOKE.

On the eve before his big date Will wakes up with a wooden leg.

Carter and Will go on a Tinder Date, sorta.

Yet again there is another zombie outbreak but what will the Egos do this time?

The Egos head to the boardwalk but once they get there they realize there are a whole lot of daddies here.

Fame has gotten the best of the egos as they return for a second season. Everyone is jumping on the bandwagon as old faces return.

A young couple meets the historic L. Ron Howard wedding photographer extraordinaire.

Mandy clubs some knees, Glenn and Carter start doping...guess that means another year at the Olympics!!!

On this week's episode of Egos it's Lady's Night and Mandy and Glenn are looking for the next guy to Netflix and Chill with.

When it comes to the Race Room... everyone is a little racist.

Karl is a man. Sometimes he has a plan, sometimes that plan is very racist.

It's that time of the month again but I don't think Will quite understands that.

The roommate situation in New York City has gotten out of control.

Shelby decides to have a bed bug party; Will shows up late.

Dorie gets lost, Carter takes drugs.

Shelby is addicted to Pokemon Go, Alex is addicted to Maggie.

Carter gathers the group to protest the haters, Maggie smokes pot.

Will doesn't know what Hong Kong is, Anna is moving away.

Alex tries to explain the meaning of The 4th of July, Chelsea thinks she's British.

Chelsea tries to join the bros at bro night but she's not a bro, Buck is though.

Dov is bitten by a zombie, Will is excited about the park.

Will pitches his latest short film to his friends, Ethan plays the flute.

In the test pilot episode of The Egos also known as "That One Time I Proposed To A Girl" Will pops the big question.