The Jewish Enquirer

Paul wants to do a story on local builders. A terrible misunderstanding In Naomi's kitchen means he has to get involved in decorating but a visit to the DIY store leads to confrontation with a cute antivaxxer. Simon wants her number all the same. Paul helps the builder with tarmacking and over lunch in a working men's caff asks if there is such a thing as a no-skilled worker.

Paul, suffering from a bad back, is given the chance to interview a pretentious Mancunian chef who has been selected for Saturday Kitchen. Paul tries to recreate sous vide by cooking fish fingers in his dishwasher. A visit to the local pool to ease his pain goes badly when Paul is accused by the Australian lifeguard of looking at the women underwater.

aul and Simon are illogically terrified by a beefed up Liverpudlian at the gym. A woman who can only see with one eye drives into his car and Paul doesn't understand how she can legally drive. So he starts to wear an eye patch and sets the one-eyed driver a test. When he realises that he's scared of the Liverpudlian not because of his accent but because of his tattoos, there's only one solution.

Paul is set up with an accountant by Naomi on a blind date called Pippa. She's gorgeous. And blind. But there's chemistry. When Paul discovers Pippa has a very unusual way of judging how good sex is, he makes a huge mistake in telling Naomi. Ronnie confesses that he too tried to date Pippa because of her sight issues and he thought he'd get away with it.