The Misery Index

Find out what happens when a carnival ride goes wrong, what it means to get intimate with the Golden Gate Bridge, and why what happens in Vegas really should stay there in this special Twins-centric episode of The Misery Index.

What does Murr look like with a full head of hair, what's it like to have 250 orgasms in a single day, and who likes to use handcuffs in the bedroom? Find out as our contestants battle for 30k in this kinky episode of The Misery Index.

An influencer face sucking an octopus, the most polite pass-out in history, and Murr faces his single biggest fear, all in one fun-packed episode of The Misery Index.

Q and Sal dress each other up in a dare both of them regret, a karaoke queen finds out what puppy pee tastes like, and Murr pleasures an old man's big toe, all on this weird and wonderful episode of The Misery Index.

Joe and Jameela have a major costume clash, there's a ex living in your attic and a little boy overhears his parents having sex.. and then impersonates them. All that plus Q's arachnophobia is pushed to the limit in this episode of The Misery Index.

The most disgusting house guests ever, a loser dad uses cookie money for an erotic massage and the Tenderloins go full-Italian as two contestants duke it out for $30K in this episode of The Misery Index.

A biking accident of glacial proportions, a real misery who identifies as a wolf, and searching for a cell phone on a trash barge.

'Horse' the squirrel meets a cataclysmic end! The Tenderloins renew their long standing cat vs dog fight, and one contestant makes waves by revealing who is 'statistically the best!' Tenderloin to play for a shot at $30,000 on The Misery Index!.

What happens when your parachute doesn't open, when your new parent is a sex doll, and what A truly terrifying halloween display, a contestant with the "body of a superhero", and possibly the dumbest criminals of all time? Draw your own conclusions in this week's episode of The Misery Index.

What happens when your parachute doesn't open, when your new parent is a sex doll, and what makes Jameela hide behind her podium? We've got the answers in this very fancy episode of The Misery Index.

A moped crash that'd make Wylie Coyote proud, a big family surprise for one Tenderloin, and Murr makes a very bad bet! Our contestants get super competitive as they battle it out for $30,000.

Find out why animals should never drive, why Joe thinks "the answer is always ISIS", and which NSYNC star makes a surprise appearance in this week's episode of The Misery Index.

They may be senior citizens, but these awesome ladies sure have lived; learning what happens when a young bull charges, and what bodily function made a girl lose 10 years of memories.

Contestants trash talk the Tenderloins, Sal's "moist moment", and a giant door-opening python! It's all happening on this hilarious episode of The Misery Index.

After some heated UK vs US banter, Jameela and the Tenderloins find out once and for all which of these great nations is truly the most miserable. Plus, Jameela has a big surprise fail for the Tenderloins.

Welcome back to the Misery Index, where we can all come together to celebrate each other's misery! Joe and Q "make love", we prove why online dating is dead, and surgery leaves a man with a really teenie weenie.

We learn the misery of "accidental man-boobs," how many jolts of electricity Q can take, and which of the Tenderloins was an "accident." Our contestants must get over shameful family antics to compete for a chance at a $30,000 grand prize.

What if your landlord left this miserable surprise for you, or you're caught "faking it" on live tv? A bad wedding officiant and someone who phone sexed their mom battle it out to see who gets a chance at the $30,000 grand prize.

Find out the dumbest way to break up with someone, and what gross sex dream Sal needs to "soldier forward" from. A pantless performer and a vertical face planter go all out in the hunt to be masters of misery and for a $30,000 grand prize.

What does Jameela refer to as a "fun arm," and The Tenderloins witness the most embarrassing way to ruin a friend's wedding. Will being pooped on by a dolphin or sucking toilet water out of a cell phone help contestants win $30,000?

Joe and Q finally become "gentlemen", a little piggy goes to the emergency room and a man rides the elevator from hell as a clumsy paramedic and accidental sexter battle to be masters of misery and win the $30,000 grand prize.