Two Guys and a Girl

The guys at the firehouse make Pete believe that Marty has a thing for him. Pete, Berg and Sharon decide to hang out at O'Malley's, their old college hangout, just like old times since Johnny is having his bachelor party but Johnny shows up anyway and Berg gets mad at him for ruining their evening and punches Johnny right in the face.

Pete, Berg and Johnny share bad stories about women.

Pete and Ashley get mugged while waiting for the subway, Sharon and Johnny have trouble writing their wedding vows, Berg is afraid he might screw up at the hospital again when he's called in to replace a sick doctor and Irene's dad visits.

Everyone at the hospital is making fun of Berg for his actions at the bachelor auction so he tries to regain their respect by working nonstop until he almost kills a patient accidentally. He's suspended from the hospital for that. Sharon volunteers to read to children at the hospital and Pete becomes a volunteer fireman.

When Ashley starts dating Red Sox shortstop Nomar Garciaparra, Berg sets out to show up the guy at Sharon's charity bachelor auction. Meanwhile, Irene invests more than Pete's worth to snatch him off the auction block.

Sharon stoops to an all-time low when she eyes her dream dress at a wedding-gown sale. Meanwhile, Ashley tries to fix her own sink after insulting Johnny for his know-how in the "simpler" things in life.

Sharon tries to reunite Berg and Ashley with the help of video monitors wired to watch the tenants in the building. But it looks like they may not be able to use the cool new tool to save Pete from Irene and her crazy scheme to enshrine him.

A musical trio narrates the tale of Sharon and Ashley's night of drunken bonding that lands Ash in Sharon's wedding party. Meanwhile, Pete fails to clean up with a woman he meets at a laundromat bar.

Robert Goulet stops by Ashley's boffo New Year's Eve party, where the Broadway king holds court with Pete's unstable date. Meanwhile, in the basement, Johnny puts Sharon off with his Goulet fixation as they prepare to greet the new millennium.

As Johnny tries to talk Sharon into moving to the basement studio, Ashley and Berg duke it out over her hunky new roomie. Meanwhile, Pete's stalker keeps him guessing when she snatches a package meant for him

Ashley moves in with Johnny and Sharon and Johnny keeps walking in on her in various stages of undress. Pete learns that his grandfather only has six months to live.

Ashley invites a hobo over for Thanksgiving dinner and he gets the whole gang fighting with made up stories. Ashley moves in with Sharon and Johnny.

Berg and Ashley spend the weekend at his parents place to try and spice up their relationship. Pete introduces Sharon and Johnny to the Kama Sutra.

Sharon and Johnny compete with another couple to get an opening date for their wedding. Ashley bribes Pete so she can move in.

A mad scientist switches Pete's brain with Ashley's brain and Berg's brain with Sharon's brain and the only who can help them is Johnny.

Sharon and Johnny fight over wedding plans, Berg and Ashley also fight and Pete runs into a crazy ex-girlfriend.

Ashley's ex-husband plays a prank on Berg by making him believe that Ashley used to beat him. Pete tries to get Sharon a new job and in anticipation she quits her old job before finding out she didn't get the job.

Pete fears Johnny is trying to kill him. Berg and Ashley start their residency and Berg feels one of the doctors is riding him too hard.

Pete returns from France with a new girlfriend, the woman who ran him over. He thinks he's in love with her until he finds out she a racist. Berg feels old when a new employee calls him sir. He quits his job at the pizza place. Sharon realizes she really wants to marry Johnny.

Sharon can't seem to give Johnny an answer at first but eventually comes out with "Yes, in theory" as it's obvious she's not sure about marrying him but doesn't want to hurt his feelings. Pete flies to Paris to get away from everything and gets hit by a car driven by a beautiful French woman that he later starts dating, even though she can't speak a word of English.

Ashley comes back and tells Berg she dumped Justin to be with him. Berg now has quite a dilemma, choose Ashley the woman he's been chasing for months or Vanita a woman he's just met. He wants to choose Vanita because he thinks he has a better chance with her. So he dumps Ashley but she won't let go she follows him to the restaurant where he has a date with Vanita and ends up breaking them up. Johnny and Sharon get back together.

Berg falls in love with a TV newswoman and goes right in the eye of a huge storm just to ask her out. She agrees but just right after she leaves Berg and Pete's apartment Ashley shows up to tell Berg that she broke up with Justin because Berg's the one she wants.

Pete gets a new extremely peppy best friend, Sharon sets Berg up with Sean so she'll stop seeing Johnny but Sean is secretly in love with Johnny which leads Sharon and Johnny to break up. Sharon and Pete share a passionate kiss at the end of the episode.

Sharon goes for a new job to impress her dad, but during a background check, her alma mater reports she never graduated due to tickets she thought the guys had paid.

When Sharon uses an embarrassing underwear ad that Berg had posed for four years prior, for a contest he goes to great lengths to get one of her. Pete realizing he has no parental rights with Michael because he's just the guy dating the mother asks Kaitlyn to marry him. She refuses on the basis that they've only known each other a month and tells him that they should take a break from each other for a while.

Pete is put in charge of watching Michael after school which is fine, until he asks Berg to do it for a day. Berg brings Michael to the dog track to help him learn his fractions. Sharon asks Johnny to move in with her.

Pete embarks on a new relationship with an older woman who has a 10-year old son. Sharon is having trouble organizing an office Christmas party and it's only 4 days till Christmas. Berg is having trouble with one of his older patients who doesn't seem to like him.

Pete enlists the help of a TV love guru to help Berg and Ashley when Berg calls Ashley to tell her that he thinks they shouldn't see each other anymore. She doesn't take very well and breaks down and cries. And for Sharon and Johnny because Sharon is jealous of Johnny's friend Sean when she finds that Sean is a woman.

Sharon and Johnny want to start a new Thanksgiving tradition and be alone. But plans change when Pete's grandpa comes down unannounced and Berg invites Ashley and her boyfriend Justin. Berg and Pete both hate Justin. Berg and Justin both compete for Ashley's love but she apparently dumps both of them. While trying to break Ashley and Justin up Berg almost ends up breaking up Sharon and Johnny.

When Berg finds out that Ashley went to visit her boyfriend at Oxford he flies all the way to England to be with her. It turns out it is Oxford, Mississippi. Ashley's boyfriend says he'll move to Boston so they can stay together. Pete and Johnny get jobs as limo drivers. Berg and Ashley finally kiss.

Pete, Berg and Sharon get invited to the wedding of one of Pete's ex-girlfriends. Pete wants to reveal to the groom that she's only marrying him because she wants to get married, but he doesn't. Ashley finally reveals her true feelings for Berg but she tells him that she has a boyfriend at Oxford.

Pete gets an internship thanks to Ashley but gets fired when he's caught having sex with the boss' daughter, Ashley's sister.

It seems as though Berg has lost his mind when he goes on a murderous rampage.

Pete has to choose an elective course. He chose metallurgy but when Berg brought his course choice card in he changed it for a course in sports broadcasting. At first Pete's mad at Berg but soon learns to enjoy it. Also Sharon tries to prove that her boyfriend isn't dumb.

Pete and Berg unwittingly buy fake tickets for luxury-box seats at the homecoming game when they try to one-up two former nerds who are now successful.

Berg realizes that he once spent the night with Pete's new love--and she also may have his name tattooed on her derriere.

When Sharon tries to quit her job, she's asked to reconsider...while staying at a company condo in Aruba with two friends. But the trio's career commitments jeopardize the trip.

When Berg notices he's no longer first in his class he goes out to find who is. He finds out it's a beautiful female co-ed, so he tries to get her get drunk so she won't be able to study for the test the next day.

Berg and Sharon set Pete up with a girl they find listed in the personal ads, but she soon makes it clear she won't let anyone come between them, even to come in Berg's bedroom at night with a baseball bat.

Berg throws 24 year-old Pete a fake 30th birthday party so he can meet a woman he's had a thing for years. Meanwhile, Sharon awaits a call back from a guy she really likes, unaware that he already has.

Berg sets Pete up with a patient at the hospital called Lauren in an effort to get Pete over his recent breakup with Melissa. It's only when Pete starts to really like her and starts calling her "The One" that Berg finds out she may not have long to live. It turns out though that Lauren is not dying, but she does live in Colorado. In the end, Pete is glad that he's been dumped by Lauren because it made him forget about Melissa which means he's ready to start dating again.

Berg and Pete start a co-ed baseball team in order to meet more women. Bill, being their sponsor is led to believe that team is actually good and challenges one of his competitors to a game.

Berg and Sharon make it their business to interview possible future tenants when a vacancy opens up in their building. Pete tries to figure out what to get Melissa for their one-year anniversary, and Berg has a severe emotional reaction to his latest experimental product.

Pete, a huge Boston Celtics fan, is extremely jealous of Berg when Berg gets to sit on the bench with the Celtics. Berg tries to cheer him up by "borrowing" the Celtics championship banner.

Pete and Berg, who feel neglected by Sharon since she has a new boyfriend, plan to sabotage her relationship.

Pete, who has a big presentation to make in front of the museum board, might have accidentally swallowed an overdose of an allergesic Berg is testing out.

Pete wants to break up with his girlfriend Melissa because he doesn't think, she's "the one"; however, just as he's deciding against it, Berg tells Melissa.