Series synopsis
Alyssa, also known as Алиса не может ждать is a talk comedy television series that premiered on START on October 20, 2022. It ended on December 1, 2022. It was created by Natalya Meshchaninova. It stars Elizaveta Ischenko, Anna Mikhalkova, Taisiya Vilkova and Stepan Devonin.
Alyssa is only fifteen, and her teachers are tired of calling her mother into school, while Alyssa’s mother can't understand what is going on with her child. Alyssa then finally learns what has been hidden from her for years: she will soon go completely blind. A little longer, and she will be in total darkness. She vows to live to the fullest while she can and decides that it would be stupid to waste time on school. It is better to grow up fast, earn some easy money, and move to a big and beauti ...
Premise
Alyssa is only fifteen, and her teachers are tired of calling her mother into school, while Alyssa’s mother can't understand what is going on with her child. Alyssa then finally learns what has been hidden from her for years: she will soon go completely blind. A little longer, and she will be in total darkness. She vows to live to the fullest while she can and decides that it would be stupid to waste time on school. It is better to grow up fast, earn some easy money, and move to a big and beautiful city. But pretty soon Alyssa's teenage illusions are shattered by reality, and her mother's strategy of pretending that all is well will inevitably lead to disaster.
Premise: She wants it all before it's too late
Cast and characters
Leading cast
- Elizaveta Ischenko as Alisa
- Anna Mikhalkova
- Taisiya Vilkova
- Stepan Devonin
- Mikhail Trukhin
- Nadezhda Lumpova
- Dmitry Lysenkov
- Pavel Vorozhtsov
Supporting cast
Episodes
This series spans 2 seasons with 16 episodes.
| Season | Episodes | First aired | Last aired |
|---|---|---|---|
| Season 1 | 8 | October 20, 2022 | December 1, 2022 |
| Season 2 | 8 | April 26, 2023 | June 14, 2023 |
| Episode | Title | Air date |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Episode 1 | October 20, 2022 |
| 2 | Episode 2 | October 20, 2022 |
| 3 | Episode 3 | October 27, 2022 |
| Episode | Title | Air date |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
A Happy, Healthy Day What is Alyssa’s Secret to a happy, healthy day? The devil is a lie - and they're trying you, bitch! Alyssa is back, back, back, back - back again to tell you to not take any tox-sissy from anyone... oh, and keep away from BEASTS! |
April 26, 2023 |
| 2 |
Dating & Fornicating What is the secret to dating and fornicating? This week, Alyssa dives headfirst into how to find a mate. She spits truths on the rise of open relationships, how to make the first move, and even hooking up in drag. But don't get too excited - Alyssa is taken! |
May 3, 2023 |
| 3 |
Keeping Your Cool What is the secret to not losing your sh*t and letting things get under your skin? The more mature Alyssa becomes, the less patient she is. Don't be a Karen. Sit your ass down and shut the hell up. |
May 10, 2023 |
Production
Release
| Original network/platform | START |
|---|---|
| First aired | October 20, 2022 |
| Last aired | December 1, 2022 |
| Status | ended |
| Schedule | Monday |