People Just Do Nothing

Beats and Sniper are getting a munch from Maccy d's but its long and Beats wants every sauce. Sniper feels he's getting mugged off when he bumps into Steves, there squat raving day dreaming wasteman friend.

Sniper and Beats have found a new secret location to do their pirate radio set. Ryland, some mug who they rent the studio from is monging them right out and Beats has a word with him so he knows who's boss. Sniper introduces us to the Kurupt FM family and a surprise visit from Steves causes controversy when an old beef is ignited between Kurupt FM and Lively FM.

Following their declaration of war against DJ Funky and Lively FM, Sniper and Beats seek help from local gangster/ T Mobile salesman Chabuddie G. His advice leads them back to Ryland's studio to make a diss record.

Kurupt FM's secret location is threatened after complaints about noise from the neighbour. The crew call on local entrepreneur Chabuddy G to help them find a soundproofing solution.

Grindah is preparing a special party to celebrate Angel's fifth birthday but doesn't know where to start. Meanwhile, to appease his girlfriend, Beats has agreed to attend a job interview at Tie One, a local tie shop.

Kurupt FM is running their weekly caller competition and MC Grindah has a special surprise in store for the winner. Meanwhile, Chabuddy G's wife Aldona has her Polish brother come to stay.

As a proud legal guardian to Roche's son Craig, Beats feels that he's up to the task of making godfather and wants to prove it to Grindah. Meanwhile, Miche has designed some souvenir t-shirts to mark the occasion and she's enlisted the help of local entrepreneur Chabuddy G to print them.

Angel would rather spend the day at her Nana's house rather than with Grindah, so he sets out to prove he is more fun. While Beats is left in charge of Kurupt FM, Grindah takes care of babysitting duties. Chabuddy G decides to take his t-shirt printing business to the next level and hires a warehouse for the manufacturing process. He then decides he needs to recruit some workers.

After unsuccessful attempts to source anything to smoke, the boys decide to take matters into their own hands. Meanwhile, Chabuddy G has printed all of his counterfeit designer t-shirts and is preparing to sell them at the local market. At the salon, Miche has difficulty containing her jealousy when her rival gains her hairdressing certificate - especially since Miche feels she has more natural talent.

The Kurupt FM boys decide it's time to make a new track. They hire a studio and get to work, but will an hour be enough time?

With Chabuddy G as their music mogul Manager, Kurupt FM attempt to get a record deal. In need of a pay rise to pay for the upcoming wedding, Miche needs to pass a hairdressing test and decides to enlist the help of Steves as her hair model. Beats attends an expectant parents course.

Grindah finds himself in trouble with the law again and prepares himself for a possible jail sentence. With all the boys showing their support down at Brentford Court, Steves is left alone at the station with a daunting eight-hour set. At Roche's house, Chabuddy's creative side comes out when he is asked to help decorate the new nursery.

Comedy. Grindah and Steves' non-stop bender starts to grate on the rest of Kurupt FM. Meanwhile, Miche is thriving and sets her sights on a modelling career for her and Angel. Chabuddy takes Beats shopping for baby stuff. Tensions at the station reach breaking point when a rival radio station is discovered and the boys try to prevent Grindah spiraling out of control.

A reluctant Beats is left to deal with the escalating beef with Kold FM. With snitching definitely not an option, how will they take down their rivals? Miche has begun living vicariously through social media, while Grindah's plan to win her back is interrupted by some unwelcome guests. Roche goes back to work, and Steves decides to carry out some tests to see if baby Robyn truly is his reincarnated nan.

The Kurupt FM station has been vandalized by Kold FM. Kurupt and Chabuddy decide to install new locks, while Steves gets a safe for his inheritance money. Both plans fail as Beats and Chabuddy lock themselves outside, and Steves locks the safe without noting the password, prompting him to drop it from a high balcony (thus letting passers-by steal large amounts of the money). Grindah and Miche assist Angel's school in a visit to the RAF Museum. Grindah decides to return to Kurupt FM and make amends with Beats.

The set for Kurupt FM has been raided, and the crew (plus Chabuddy) pawn their way to get back their equipment and get Kurupt FM back on air. Meanwhile, Steves is on community service, and Miche struggles to come to terms over losing her and Grindah's flat.

Kurupt FM adjust themselves to the world of live streaming, although Grindah struggles to accept criticism from viewers online. Beats helps Craig move and get acquainted with the ladies at university, and Miche attempts to sabotage Angel's relationship with a friend whilst trying to keep the threat of moving away from Grindah.

The Kurupt FM lot decide to film a music video for Heart Monitor Riddem - which is set to be their big break - and enlist Chabuddy as director, but when his vision doesn't go to plan they are forced to improvise. The stakes have never been higher for Beats, while Miche and Roche travel to Essex to view a potential flat.