CollegeHumor Shorts

Dane Cook is back with his all new special. Don’t worry, it’s not the end of the world.

A battle for the ages.

They don’t mean to be the bad guy here.

Oh bother, I’ve run out of human meat.

This next one’s definitely going to ruin his career.

They’re here to punch up your jokes.

It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.

Go ahead. Try this at home.

It’s Mr. Cook, but you can call him Tim.

Only a viral video can make Congress understand what’s it’s like to go through sex wearing a condom.

For Bruce Banner, there’s no such thing as safe sex.

Your local zoo presents a live glimpse of nature at its most dysfunctional.

Support marriage equality – or else.

Parting is such sugary sweet sorrow.

Think before you post, America.

Can you make it through the whole thing?

Have a shitty friend? Set them up with another shitty friend!

Helluva way to start a hunting trip.

Where alcoholics can pose as shitty athletes.

This is why the fuck you can’t get to sleep.

Just give up. You’re an adult now.

The internet can be an awful place sometimes.

Pose next to a tiger or GTFO.

Why don’t you let us do the grilling so we can avoid conversation for the rest of the party?

If your picture’s a selfie it looks like you don’t have friends.

Pretty much exactly as awesome as it sounds.

The twirling spaghetti fork pairs exceptionally well with the wine purse.

It’s not every day you meet all 6 of your soulmates at once.

Wait a minute, all this crap I’ll never use is free? Sign me up. Sign-ups are free, right?

Good god, making a man watch a whole baseball game? In one sitting? The Geneva Convention exists for a reason, you savages!

What? Kids love chocolate.

Is life even worth living without the precious, precious trash in your backpack?

Rekha, Siobhan, Ally and Jessica try to figure out when the right time is to start licking the plate. There’s SUCH A STIGMA about licking the plate too early in a relationship!

Head back to school in style with these fashions that scream “I am a student”.

All businesses have a growing period! We’re just growing downwards! Impressively fast!

Why do an investigation when @Disturbdfan420 already knows everything you could possible need?

The rest is history.

Who truly understands the difference between a joke, a prank, and a lie?

Why finish the story you started when you could do literally anything else?

You can’t send cast members to their torture dungeon with something cliche like “Infinite Jest”.

From school shootings to poor healthcare, Alabama offers many post-natal ways to abort children.

How else will people know if an animated character is a girl?

Every year he says he’s going to get revenge, but then he gets “too busy”.

Pain is pain, unless your friends are trying to “relate” to you. They don’t know what pain is.

Medical records are so easy to find, it’s like they want us to look!