Housos

The Housos scheme to get on the disability pension. Shazza and Kylie have a girl’s night out, Franky buys a car instead of stealing one and much to the shock of everyone in Sunnyvale Beryl attempts pole dancing.

Shazza is about to give birth but she can’t get an ambulance. Dazza tries to get her to the hospital by train, taxi and even … a wheelbarrow. Angry bus drivers, closed hospitals and road raging drivers make Shazza’s birth the biggest pre-natal drama since the birth of Jesus.

Franky wins a chopper in a tough man competition but he and Kylie break up after an argument about the colour of it. Not thinking clearly Franky takes a road trip to Melbourne to visit his brother, Dino. Swinger parties, Crystal, old grudges and dodgy relatives from Melbourne make this the houso road trip from hell.

Dazza gets Shazza the best birthday present ever, a voucher to a posh restaurant. Dazza is smug, he traded Beryl’s heart pills for a fancy dinner voucher for Shazza’s birthday – only problem is he can’t remember what he did with it. Dazza, Kev and Franky trace their night back to jolt their memories. Dazza, Shazza and the gang head to the fancy restaurant for an all expenses paid dinner, or will Dazza stuff it up again?

Franky, Kev, Dazza and Reg are sent to maximum security after helping Beryl escape the police. Beryl is arrested for defrauding Centerlink, the Housos riot in protest and while Beryl gets away Franky, Dazza, Kev and Reg are arrested and put in Jail. Shazza and Vanessa are hard up for money while the boys are gone and try new scams to get extra cash. Reg thrives in jail but poor Dazza is hounded by Bubbles who is looking for a girlfriend, Dazza convinces the boys to try and escape.

Dazza joins the bikie gang the ‘Hunterz’ to make Shazza horny. The sex lives of the Housos is under threat. Dazza joins the Hunterz motorcycle gang because Shazza hasn’t been sleeping with him. Franky is caught on camera doing a good deed, he and Kev decide to set-up as ‘Robbing Hood’, getting back stuff for other people for a cut. Being an apprentice bikie and doing dirty ‘jobs’ can be harder than getting a job and the boys are all suffering.

COVID-19 has met its match. The beer drinking, bong smoking, burnout loving housos of Sunnyvale are back, and they are in lockdown. All the favourites return including Franky (Pauly Fenech), Shazza (Elle Dawe), Kev the Kiwi (Kev Taumtata), the chick with the bestest backside in Sunnyvale, Vanessa (Vanessa Davis) and many more familiar Sunnyvale faces. When the virus restrictions come in, the housos do all they can to break the rules.

Franky is immune from COVID-19 due to all the STIs he's had. Shazza prepares for her Zinder date, Franky films a porno in an ambulance, the junkies try out a virus cure, Kev mourns the loss of the footy season and the Housos break into Centerlink in search of pallets of cash.

When the government closes the bottle shops, Franky breaks into the courthouse in search of alcohol for a sober Kev and the other Housos. Franky sneaks Shazza out of the house for essential supples to get her through the lock-down — a new vibrator (and one for Vanessa too). Franky tells the Houses about the Raider of the Lost Dope. Shazza's up the duff to her daughter's boyfriend.

Franky goes on a rampage against authority, with Shazza in hot pursuit, looking to become Australia's first thong terrorist. Shazza and Holden are sent to prison for making racial insults. Deadbeat dad Franky is revealed to be a Bitcoin millionaire.

After the Franky the Thong Warrior's continued reign of destruction, the Prime Minister introduces an anti-thong terrorism law. Shazza and Holden go downtown to get out of prison to pursue Franky and his Bitcoin millions. Kev breaks up with Vanessa.

Kev and Junior steal a van so they, Shazza and Holden can go after Franky and his Bitcoin fortune. Franky taken off into the Outback and sets up camp in an abandoned Mad Max movie set. The Premier calls for a national task force to deal with a rash of copycat thong men who are attacking government officials.