Series synopsis
Million Dollars, But... is an American comedy television series that premiered on Rooster Teeth on May 20, 2015. It ended on November 29, 2018. It stars Burnie Burns and Gavin Free.
What would you do for a million dollars?
Premise
What would you do for a million dollars?
Cast and characters
Leading cast
- Burnie Burns as Self
- Gavin Free as Self
Guest cast
- Tristan Riggs as Tough Kid
- Asher Wagh as School Kid
Episodes
This series spans 7 seasons with 67 episodes.
| Season | Episodes | First aired | Last aired |
|---|---|---|---|
| Season 0 | 14 | July 29, 2015 | March 31, 2023 |
| Season 1 | 9 | May 20, 2015 | December 20, 2015 |
| Season 2 | 7 | February 10, 2016 | March 31, 2016 |
| Season 3 | 6 | August 10, 2016 | September 21, 2016 |
| Season 4 | 8 | April 4, 2017 | May 23, 2017 |
| Season 5 | 14 | November 16, 2017 | November 29, 2018 |
| Season 6 | 9 | February 1, 2018 | November 28, 2018 |
| Episode | Title | Air date |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Bloopers & Outtakes Check out all the never-before-seen bloopers and outtakes in this special episode of Million Dollars, But |
July 29, 2015 |
| 2 |
Bloopers & Outtakes #2 Check out all the never-before-seen bloopers and outtakes in this special episode of Million Dollars, But |
September 2, 2015 |
| 3 |
Bloopers & Outtakes #3 Check out all the never-before-seen bloopers and outtakes in this special episode of Million Dollars, But... |
March 2, 2016 |
| Episode | Title | Air date |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Million Dollars, But... What would you do for a million dollars? Gavin, Burnie, and Barbara would do anything to get rich. Seriously. Anything. |
May 20, 2015 |
| 2 |
Glowing Dicks & Pretty Chicks This week, Gus joins Gav and Burnie to discuss memory loss, sexy puke, and glowing dicks. Would you take the million dollars? |
July 8, 2015 |
| 3 |
Money Mouth & Delayed Climax This week Kerry joins Burnie and Gavin. They discuss delayed climaxes, licking money, and a world full of talking objects. |
July 15, 2015 |
| Episode | Title | Air date |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Mime Time & Serial Hugger Welcome back for season 2 of "Million Dollars, But..."! This week, the RWBY gang discusses becoming mimes and hugging strangers for 30 seconds. |
February 10, 2016 |
| 2 |
Puppet Arms & Giant Womb Join Burnie, Adam, and Blaine as they discuss the finer points of having puppet arms and being born from a giant womb every day. |
February 17, 2016 |
| 3 |
Biggest Belieber & Knife-hand This week Barbara and the Funhaus gang livestream their bathroom breaks and become the world's biggest Justin Bieber fans. |
February 24, 2016 |
| Episode | Title | Air date |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Hunted by Linebackers Join Gavin, Michael, and Burnie as they discuss the finer points of starting riots, being beaten by children, and dodging professional linebackers. |
August 10, 2016 |
| 2 |
Slow Mo Millionaires Join Gavin, Dan, and Blaine as they dodge speeding bullets, wear mascot outfits for a year and have their hands magically replaced by random objects. |
August 17, 2016 |
| 3 |
Girls vs Ninjas Join Barbara, Lindsay, and Ashley as they fight ninjas and deal with the perils of always being wet. |
August 24, 2016 |
| Episode | Title | Air date |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Founding Fathers Join Burnie, Matt, and Gus as they punch random bystanders and float away from Earth. |
April 4, 2017 |
| 2 |
Wayward Wiener Join Gavin, Burnie, and Blaine at RTX Sydney as they take scenarios from the Rooster Teeth community. Can they find their genitals in a dark room filled with sausages? Will they take velociraptor legs? Find out! |
April 11, 2017 |
| 3 |
Tweeting for Trump Barbara, Elyse, and Ashley transcribe tweets for Donald Trump and have their own personal mariachi band follow them 24/7 in this episode of Million Dollars, But... |
April 18, 2017 |
| Episode | Title | Air date |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Anime Fights & Tantalizing Tentacles Follow Miles, Gray, and Kerry in a very "In-Saiyan" animation-themed episode of Million Dollars, But! |
November 16, 2017 |
| 2 |
Femme Fatales Join Barbara, Mariel, and Elyse on a grim and ghoulish quest for money in a Death-themed episode of Million Dollars, But! |
November 20, 2017 |
| 3 |
Poké-Pandemonium & Ashley the Furry Level up with Burnie, Ashley, and Jon as they battle Pokémon and undergo extreme makeovers in a video game-themed episode of Million Dollars, But! |
November 27, 2017 |
| Episode | Title | Air date |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Achievement Hunter Sandal Scandal Join Jack, Jeremy, and Ryan as they fight inanimate objects and hunt down sandal & sock sociopaths in an Achievement Hunter episode of Million Dollars, But! |
February 1, 2018 |
| 2 |
Funhaus All Lubed Up Join Adam, Lawrence and Bruce in a greasy, lubricated adventure with magnetic balls and a fleet of drones in this Funhaus episode of Million Dollars, But! |
February 8, 2018 |
| 3 |
Sugar Pine 7 Can't Poop Join Steven, James, and Cib in their first (and probably last) episode of Million Dollars, But! There's a superhero with gum powers, nude public speaking, and for some reason everyone touches James' crotch. |
February 15, 2018 |
Production
Release
| Original network/platform | Rooster Teeth |
|---|---|
| First aired | May 20, 2015 |
| Last aired | November 29, 2018 |
| Status | ended |
| Schedule | Thursday |