Series synopsis
Kids Say the Darndest Things is an American comedy television series that premiered on ABC on October 6, 2019. It stars Tiffany Haddish, Dante Scroggin and Mason Blomberg.
The hilarious reimagined format of the classic variety show capture host Tiffany Haddish’s unique voice and sensibility as she interacts with real kids – and their innocently entertaining points of view.
Premise
The hilarious reimagined format of the classic variety show capture host Tiffany Haddish’s unique voice and sensibility as she interacts with real kids – and their innocently entertaining points of view.
Cast and characters
Leading cast
- Tiffany Haddish as Self - Host
- Dante Scroggin as Self
- Mason Blomberg as Self
Guest cast
- Dante Scroggin as Self
- Mason Blomberg as Self
Episodes
This series spans 2 seasons with 28 episodes.
| Season | Episodes | First aired | Last aired |
|---|---|---|---|
| Season 1 | 12 | October 6, 2019 | January 19, 2020 |
| Season 2 | 16 | May 5, 2021 | June 23, 2021 |
| Episode | Title | Air date |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
You’re Famous, But You Ain’t All That The premiere episode’s first guests include a panel of future rock princesses that question her friendship with one of their favorite musicians, two 6-year-olds discuss all the weird things grown-ups do and a musical prodigy that has Tiffany singing the blues. Later, Tiffany convinces some kids to film a commercial for her fake product, She Ready Dessert Ketchup. |
October 6, 2019 |
| 2 |
Taylor Swift is My Friend Kids these days are mature beyond their years. This week, we meet a 3-year-old makeup artist, a 7-year-old with his own ball-cleaning business and a 10-year-old who helps Tiffany make nice with her ex-boyfriend. Over drinks in New York City, a trio of Shirley Temple-sipping girls give Tiffany advice about reconciling with an estranged friend, and the three Taylor Swift superfans from episode one are treated to the biggest surprise of their lives. |
October 13, 2019 |
| 3 |
Dad, plug your ears! This week’s extraordinary kids include an 11-year-old aspiring comedian who tries to take Tiffany’s job, a 9-year-old yodeler and a fast-talking energetic 7-year-old. Later, Tiffany asks an 11-year-old to fire someone on her staff (guest star Rob Huebel); takes a group of kids on a tour of her latest art installation, “She Art, By Tiffany Haddish”; and meets some kids from Harlem who teach her how to double dutch, east coast style. |
October 20, 2019 |
| Episode | Title | Air date |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
"Wigging Out"; "The Kids Price is Always Right" Tiffany Haddish finds kids "wigging" out when they realize one of her wigs on a shelf can communicate only with them. Plus, Tiffany and the kids make a special visit to the iconic CBS game show THE PRICE IS RIGHT where they take turns playing some fun pricing games with host Drew Carey. |
May 5, 2021 |
| 2 |
Love Chat; Double Trouble Tiffany and a wise 8-year-old dish out relationship advice. Tiffany also teams up with Cedric The Entertainer to cause double the trouble when they chat with identical twins. |
May 12, 2021 |
| 3 |
World's Oldest Third Grader; Sugar Rush Tiffany Haddish helps an 8-year-old with big dreams achieve his Hollywood ending, and two sisters rock Tiffany's world when they discuss outer space. |
May 19, 2021 |
Production
Release
| Original network/platform | ABC |
|---|---|
| First aired | October 6, 2019 |
| Last aired | June 23, 2021 |
| Status | continue |
| Schedule | Wednesday at 20:00:00 |