Archer

The "original" pilot where Archer is portrayed by a screeching dinosaur

A guick promo featuring Archer in his "sex robe."

Malory hires an adventurer named Rip Riley to find Archer, who has been missing since his fiancée was murdered on their wedding day. Rip finds him on a tropical island, but Archer has no interest in leaving.

Archer is in trouble with his Mother and the Comptroller because his expense account is way out of proportion to his actual expenses. So he creates the idea that a Mole has breached ISIS and he needs to get into the mainframe to hunt him down (so he can cover his tracks!). All this leads to a surprising ending.

Lana's residual lust for Archer prompts Malory to promote Cyril to field agent. Archer then trains his new competition as only he can, whilst Malory frets over her own past and her son's future.

Owing to a rash of agent deaths (the result of Sterling's carelessness), ISIS can't meet government diversity standards. Enter the gruffly elegant Conway Stern, an "onyx" agent who wears a Star of David around his neck. Conway is "a diversity double whammy," gushes Malory, but that and his secret-agent skills aren't the only reasons she hired him.

In yet another attempt to secure funding for ISIS, Malory drags her agents to the luxury winter resort town of Gstaad to protect a Swiss billionaire's daughter from a kidnapping threat. But Archer soon finds out the real threat is his protectee: an underage nymphomaniac who will stop at nothing to bed the world’s greatest spy.

After Malory is wiped out in a Ponzi scheme, she hatches a scheme of her own: selling ISIS - lock, stock and snack machines - to archrival spy agency ODIN. Archer and the rest of the ISIS employees, rightfully fearing for their jobs, must use every trick in the book (ISIS Field Manual, 3rd Edition) to try to stop the sale.

When Archer's favorite call girl suddenly arrives for a visit, Archer is shocked to learn that she claims her new baby boy was fathered by him. She obtains a court order that forces him to take a paternity test in hopes of proving her claim.

Archer is shocked to learn that his mother is dating Archer's idol/hero/man-crush, Burt Reynolds.

Cyril is promoted to field agent, while Malory institutes a strict drug-testing policy. Neither of which sit well with the staff of ISIS.

The Royal Canadian Mounted Police enlist the help of ISIS to transport a captured Canadian terrorist. On a train.

Archer has amnesia and decides the only cure is a spa weekend.

Archer and his former best friend are holed up in the Vermont wilderness, fighting hard to come out on top.

Archer's fear of cyborgs hits home when Krieger offers to make robotic legs for Gillette.

ISIS is raided and disbanded by the U.S. government when it transpires that the agency was never sanctioned by them. Its former staff discover a hidden vault containing one-ton of cocaine, and form a drug cartel to sell the drugs to fund their retirements.

Archer, Pam and Lana travel to Miami to visit some old friends. It's a fondue party!

Pam makes a deal that puts everyone in danger; Archer dons his slightly darker black suit.

Archer must salvage a crashed plane in a jungle filled with relics from World War II.

An agent from the past has a hand in creating tension between Archer and Lana.

Archer, Lana, and Ray climb their way to the top of an assassin’s hit list.

In the seventh season premiere, Archer breaks into a mansion to repair a Hollywood starlet's honor.

Archer and Lana make a handoff while the others listen to the best voicemail ever.

A business opportunity arises at a prep school reunion.

Archer tries to find out who killed his partner, but accidentally gets in bed with Mother, a notorious L.A. crime boss.

A mysterious woman hires Archer to fake her death but Archer is unable to rise to the occasion.

Archer tries to escape from jail with the help of a crazed heiress and a dysfunctional jazz quartet.

Archer inserts himself into a domestic dispute and engine troubles threaten to ruin his business.

Archer estimates his impact on the world while Pam samples the local nightlife.

Archer, Pam, and Crackers try to find the missing key to their latest get-rich-quick scheme.

Archer and the crew of the Seamus wake up to the smell of shepherd's pie and see a business opportunity in their new guest.

The crew provides entertainment for Bort while Barry-6 tries to crack Archer's safe.

Pam's sandwich ruins everyone's dinner by releasing something deep inside of them.

Archer is back in the spy game and his first mission is to guard a priceless statue; then, he must tell Lana his true feelings and get blind drunk.

Archer and the gang attend a martial arts tournament to capture an international arms dealer.

The Agency attempts to steal experimental technology from a reclusive inventor, but they forgot one vital item... Sterling Archer.

Archer and the gang just saved the world from a nuclear catastrophe and their reward is five nights in a rat-infested Moldovan hotel.

The Agency embarks on a team building exercise that doesn't quite get off the ground.

A mission across the pond turns into a trip down memory lane for Malory while Cheryl/Carol teaches Pam about British history.

Free drinks, party rooms and swag bags are just a few of the things the gang is not enjoying at the world's foremost spy convention, Clandesti-con!

Gillette is in charge of a creepy crawly mission in a tropical jungle.

Mommy daughter day turns into a lesson in fellowship and tactical awareness.

The Agency teams up with Interpol to take down a highly organized ring of jewel thieves. Archer’s skeptical as their Interpol contact seems to be treating the mission as more of an audition... but for which side?

Zara Khan thinks she’s a real knockout, but Archer wants to prove he is just as stunning. Pam and Gillette sit back and keep score.

Archer, Lana and Zara travel to England to stop a thief who is stealing possibly-cursed artifacts. Can Archer break the curse before it breaks him?