Dick Figures

Red and Blue become accidental banditos in the mysterious land of tacos and burritos known as "Mexico."

Witness the birth of Red and Blue's friendship, and the death of everyone else.

Blue's about to get laid. Then Red appears and shows off his "Ocho Muerte." Let's just say it's big, slimy, and rhymes with "octopus."

After being caught trying to dine and dash at an Italian restaurant, Red and Blue are-a forced-a to-a deliver-a pizza-a to some hungry drunk bitches. Molto Bene!

To help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again.

A gambling roadtrip to win rent money turns into a wild, winner-takes-all night of drunken, pooping, streaking buffoonery.

Red and Blue accept Zeus' challenge, hoping to become Greek gods like Uranus, Nympho and Phallus.

After Red burns his black hole with a scorching burrito, he and Blue offer hungry aliens painful advice on pregnancy, relaxation and face washing.

After an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas.

Watch this episode if you want to live! At a Halloween party, Red dresses up as a T-800, while Blue meets a girl who wants to 69.

On poker night, Red, Blue and the gang all prove that manliness isn't measured in inches, but in epic tales of man-might and cocksmanship.

Red and Blue (as Batman and Bloser) must stop Earl Grey from teabagging the world and turning it into black and white (just like his native country), despite Blue saying that the world is already grey.

Red and Blue make dat ass kraken in a high seas showdown with Pink's bountiful treasures.

Blue is placed under house arrest by the Fang Angels, while Red plots a heroic escape.

Having lost his prized possession, Lord Tourettes enlists Red and Blue to help put the hat back on his head, and the potty back in his mouth.

Red and Blue's hamster Flufferz passes away, but not before passing a magical teapot out his poop hole.

Red has a blast while reigniting childhood memories with Blue at their childhood camp. He also has a blast igniting dynamite.

During a visit to the local MaulMart, Red struggles to crack open some finger food, while Zombies go after much larger body parts.

Red and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer.

Red and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-traveling.

Red slowly drives Blue insane in the fast lane to nowhere.

Red and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree.

Red got bar in a drunk and made a birthday party by him own self! Whooooooooooo!

Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now Blue is having a worse day.

Sasquatch schools Red & Blue on how to be a bully.

Three comics were chosen by Two men for One purpose: laughter. Check out the winners from the Dick Figures Comic Competition in animated form. Congratulations and thank you to everyone who participated! Winners: Sergio Dominguez, Shane Danells, Alessandro Simone

Everyone has been asking who does the voice of Lord Tourettes and now... you finally get to see him in action! Introducing: BEN TULLER!

Get yo ass to the Dick Figures Official website, follow the instructions, and you might see the Season 4 Premiere early!! You know you want it!

Christmas time is here and to celebrate, Lord Tourettes offers up a big elf you!

What good are friends if you can't occasionally give them a Tiger-Claw Finishing Move to the bathsuit area?

The dirty minds behind Dick Figures are cleaning up for season 2. So get your hair net on - a new season of Dick Figures rains down on April 21st!

Red is sorta like Cupid - naked, stalking women and shooting weapons in all directions.

Abracadabra -- POOF! A brand new teaser, conjured up exclusively for you and anyone else with eyes.

Don't look at the cat if you want to live. Dikc Figures, a new series, craps in your litter box on Thursday, November 18th!