Sonic for Hire

Eggman has a daughter and she's here to kick ass. Is she going to be too much for Sonic to handle? Yeah, definitely.

Sonic and Tails head over to Ice Climber to find out about ice levels and they run into an old, annoying friend. Meanwhile, Eggman has an unexpected visitor.

Now that Sonic Mania has been destroyed, Sonic and Tails come up with a new plan to make their own game.

Sonic has decided to leave Heaven and get back to work. He drags Tails with him and they don't waste any time screwing everything up.

Wreck It Ralph

Sonic and and co. try to fight with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and things don't go too good.

Sonic and Tails try kung fu, when they meet Kirby.

The gang tries to go verical on the elevator, but first, they must fix a mistake.

The gang goes to work once again.

The gang must rebuild the world.

Mario may had killed Sonic, but it doesn't stop Soniqua killing all of Mario's goons including that mustached asshole.

Sonic is now dead, the world is at total peace and Mario wants to bring chaos to the world. And what about Soniqua?

Mario is back and he wants Sonic, but what Sonic doesn't know that he will be face to face with the Avengers.

Gillius Thunderhead has been claimed the real Sonic for years because this was Sonic's time travelling that caused this.

Crash would never let his future be ruined. Sonic must now get Crash to tell him where the epoch is.

Eggman stole the epoch to undo his failure. Sonic must undo what he has done.

Sonic must find Tails before its to late because the fox is broke.

Now that Sonic is in the right year, he has a chance to get himself back on top.

Sonic must back in time to change his life.

Sonic has been hired by Sparkster the possum knight, but things starts getting weird.

The crew must eliminate the fighter jets from venom and establish a democracy.

Eggman and Jim are to destroy asteroids.

Sonic and tails are off to assasinate mother brain but end up in danger. Luckily, a certain brain monster is here to save the day.

Blaster Master comes to eggman asking if he can fix "Sophia".

Sonic and tails are jousting against a flock of space ostriches, when they meet eggman and jim.

Sonic and tails are sent in a mission to destroy aliens and their queen.

Sonic & Tails are abducted by the Star Fox team, and Sonic is sent to do a handy job for the crew while Fox McCloud is away somewhere.

Sonic gets interviewed about his return to the spotlight and his role in Mass Effect 3 as Commander Shephard's wingman.

Sonic works with Kirby (who is now a holywood producer) and gives him the offer to star in "Sonic: One bad Character" with Tails as his co-star.

Sonic attempts to rob a gas station as mentioned in the previous episode and runs into Megaman and Co. from Megaman Dies at the End.

Maxwell hires Sonic to help him obtain a starite, but Sonic tries to create a way out of his horrible life by using the power of the notebook.

Take a look at the life of the new rich jerk, Tails.

Sonic and Gilius fight in the underground Pokemon tournament and their first oppenent happens to be Sinequa.

Sonic and Gilius escape prison and run into the Final Fantasy gang in a rpg style battle.

Sonic works on the Atari games, but fails every time.

Sonic gets a job at Burger Time again, and his first customer is Tails, who rubs his success in Sonic's face.

Sonic's mob takes on the Empire in Family Feud.

Darth Vader comes to confront Sonic.

Sonic and Co. play football and attempt to lose in order to win a bet, but Sonic is the only one whos against losing.

A new plan is made to rob Casino Zone.

The plan goes wrong and Sonic gets an Sonic on Ice show.

Sonic and Co. hatch a plan to rob Casino Zone.

Sonic tries to get some word of Mario out of Peach and he finds out that another Princess really knows Mario's plans.

Sonic and Co. go with Link to find Princess Peach to find out what Mario's big plans were.

Sonic attempts to adjust to the life of a mob boss by first strong-arming a bar.

Mario's next objective for Sonic is to help his goons defeat Billy Lee and Jimmy Lee, but Sonic's plan doesn't seem to work.

Sonic's next objective is to kill the Angry Birds when Mario says that they're getting too popular for his taste.

Mario sends Sonic out on his first hit job for the Mafia.

Sonic gets hired to play for a Russian hockey team, gets thrown in jail and becomes indebted to the Mafia.

Sonic gets hired to "help a special needs kid" who turns out to be a nightmarish, monster from another dimension.

Sonic visits Tails in the Hospital, takes Sinequa to work with Bomberman.

After being "fired" by Pacman, Sonic helps the four ghosts defeat him in order to get revenge.

Taizo Hori hires Sonic to help him kill the monsters, but Sonic thinks that he's just like Kirby.

After being turned back to normal in the hospital, Sonic replaces an injured ExciteBiker in a race.

Sonic gets hired by Mother Brain to be with her for the weekend, and the two days end with a ugly surprise for Sonic.

Sonic has to help a family of three get accross the country, but they're apparently dysfunctional.

Sonic gets hired by Knuckles to work at his restaurant and makes some food for Eggman.

Jim hires Sonic to watch over his suit while he's out, but things go wrong.

Sonic and Tails become announcers for a Street Fighter tournament and Eggman gets some revenge.

Sonic gets hired to clean Eggman's toilet.

Sonic dreams about working for Toe Jam & Earl while attacking people

Sonic becomes a boxer, and things don't go too good.

Sonic needs to find a job to pay the rent and becomes a paperboy.

For the first time ever, there's a drinking game on Sonic For Hire. THE RULES: - Someone swears - Drink - Someone drinks - Drink - Sonic fires a gun - Drink - Someone has sex - Drink - A character dies - 2 Drinks - Hospital scene - 2 Drinks - Someone says "shitballs" - Drink - Soniqua says "Avacado" - Drink - Poster reference - Drink - Thunderhead says "Ass wine" - Drink - Knuckles Rhymes - Drink

On Cooking With Eggman our evil genius can be a stupid cook.