Sonic for Hire

On Cooking With Eggman our evil genius can be a stupid cook.

For the first time ever, there's a drinking game on Sonic For Hire. THE RULES: - Someone swears - Drink - Someone drinks - Drink - Sonic fires a gun - Drink - Someone has sex - Drink - A character dies - 2 Drinks - Hospital scene - 2 Drinks - Someone says "shitballs" - Drink - Soniqua says "Avacado" - Drink - Poster reference - Drink - Thunderhead says "Ass wine" - Drink - Knuckles Rhymes - Drink

Thunderhead is gonna teach all you lonely guys out there, how to get yourself some ass.

Sonic needs to find a job to pay the rent and becomes a paperboy.

Sonic becomes a boxer, and things don't go too good.

Sonic dreams about working for Toe Jam & Earl while attacking people

After being turned back to normal in the hospital, Sonic replaces an injured ExciteBiker in a race.

Taizo Hori hires Sonic to help him kill the monsters, but Sonic thinks that he's just like Kirby.

After being "fired" by Pacman, Sonic helps the four ghosts defeat him in order to get revenge.

Sonic attempts to adjust to the life of a mob boss by first strong-arming a bar.

Sonic and Co. go with Link to find Princess Peach to find out what Mario's big plans were.

Sonic tries to get some word of Mario out of Peach and he finds out that another Princess really knows Mario's plans.

Sonic gets a job at Burger Time again, and his first customer is Tails, who rubs his success in Sonic's face.

Sonic works on the Atari games, but fails every time.

Sonic and Gilius escape prison and run into the Final Fantasy gang in a rpg style battle.

Sonic & Tails are abducted by the Star Fox team, and Sonic is sent to do a handy job for the crew while Fox McCloud is away somewhere.

Sonic and tails are sent in a mission to destroy aliens and their queen.

Sonic and tails are jousting against a flock of space ostriches, when they meet eggman and jim.

Sonic must back in time to change his life.

Now that Sonic is in the right year, he has a chance to get himself back on top.

Sonic must find Tails before its to late because the fox is broke.

The gang must rebuild the world.

The gang goes to work once again.

The gang tries to go verical on the elevator, but first, they must fix a mistake.

Sonic has decided to leave Heaven and get back to work. He drags Tails with him and they don't waste any time screwing everything up.

Now that Sonic Mania has been destroyed, Sonic and Tails come up with a new plan to make their own game.

Sonic and Tails head over to Ice Climber to find out about ice levels and they run into an old, annoying friend. Meanwhile, Eggman has an unexpected visitor.