The Last Drive-in: Just Joe Bob

Joe Bob singles out directors who should be forced to apologize for making terrible big-budgeted films. He then hosts Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989), reads more fan theories about Michael Meyers, and receives an irate phone call from Tom Atkins.

Joe Bob bemoans the degradation of Lifetime movies. Later, while hosting Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988), Joe Bob reads fan theories regarding why Michael Meyers is compelled to kill.

Joe Bob discusses Mexico's Day of the Dead Celebration, and then he showcases photos of fans dressed up as Michael Meyers while hosting the original Halloween (1978).

Joe Bob discusses the dangers of the zero-tolerance policy, and then he hosts one of Darcy's all-time favorite movies, Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987), before the crew assembles for a season-finale prom.

Joe Bob pays tribute to Tiny Tim, the star of Blood Harvest (1987), by talking with two authorities on the unique entertainer. Things become utterly surreal when they unearth old footage of Tiny Tim watching Joe Bob discussing the film.

Joe Bob discusses his wellness regimen, and then he makes a call to the show's resident mangled dick expert while screening Street Trash (1987).

Joe Bob turns to statistical facts when he announces his boycott of the Kimberly-Clark Corporation as a result of their decision to rebrand "Mansize" Kleenex, and then he hosts The Stuff (1985).

Joe Bob discusses Linus's speech from A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965), then "Phantasm" FX lady Gigi Bannister stops by for a chat and finally, Joe Bob leads a Christmas sing-along.

Joe Bob tells a Christmas story about his mentally-challenged nephew, and then he grows so increasingly befuddled by Phantasm IV: Oblivion (1998) that he ties Reggie Bannister to a chair and forces him to answer questions about the film.

After ranting about the unthinkable destruction of a 1971 Plymouth Hemi 'Cuda in "Phantasm II," Joe Bob skips ahead to the third movie and then chats with star Reggie Bannister.

Joe Bob gives viewers intoxication instructions and begins to divulge the history of the Don Coscarelli franchise Phantasm (1979).

oe Bob discusses the communal movie experience and then he provides recurring recaps of Blood Rage (1987), as well as information about where the film was shot.

Joe Bob rants about probiotics before trying to make sense out of the 1999 Japanese import "Dead or Alive."

Joe Bob tells the tale of Sawney Bean, whose family inspired characters in The Hills Have Eyes (1977), and then he's joined by the film's poster-boy, Michael Berryman.

After giving a skewered history of Thanksgiving, Joe Bob hosts The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) for the very first time, discussing every aspect of the film as well as the careers of its cast and crew.

Joe Bob pays tribute to horror host John Zacherle and tells the story of how he nearly lost his job over a review of the 1982 slasher "Pieces," which he then proceeds to emcee.

Joe Bob has a convoluted argument with himself over the meaning of the phrase "take a knee" before spouting off a slew of trivia about Hellraiser

Joe Bob discusses his days in the Boy Scouts, and then he's joined by author/actor/musician/cryptozoologist Lyle Blackburn to discuss The Legend of Boggy Creek (1972) and perform an impromptu sing-along.

Joe Bob jumps right into his introduction for Demons (1985), though he veers into a dystopian tirade before trying to sort out the complex history of the notoriously grisly Italian import and its sequels.