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"It's a bag for your dick."

The Obama administration announces a bold new media strategy. Make sure you watch the end of the video for a special message from Abe.

'If you have any questions, ask someone else. I'm the town bully.'

Turns out the only thing grosser than the food at McDonald's, Taco Bell, Wendy's and Burger King is how the commercials are made.

Gyms: They're the only way you can get fit, aside from all the other ways, and the only place you can get juice, aside from lots of others.

If it's hot out and you're in dire need of refreshment, just grab yourself an ice cold bottle of candy.

It's all about making money by destroying society's already low self-esteem.

Before you try to fast-track that weight loss resolution.

Brushing your teeth is overrated anyway.

All purses inevitably end up being overpriced, tiny trashcans.

Roger Horton returns for the first time since 2017 to explain why recycling is pointless and, even worse – basically just one big scam.

There's nothing quite like claiming your tax-free, multi-million dollar enterprise is inspired by an intentionally homeless, apolitical, friend of prostitutes who told religious leaders to pay their dang taxes.

If dentists were honest, nobody would ever go to the dentist. And, honestly, we'd probably be fine.

What if NFT collections like Bored Ape Yacht Club, Azuki, CloneX, and other such stupid crap were actually honest about what they were?

What if Internet Service Providers like Centurylink, Comcast, and Cox were actually honest about how horrifically terrible they are? Roger Horton investigates.

What if toilet paper brands like Charmin, Cottonelle, Caboo were actually honest about that stuff we rub on our butt to rub other stuff off our butts? Roger Horton investigates... in ONE TAKE.

What if hospitals and health insurance companies like UnitedHealth Group, Anthem, Aetna, Cigna, Humana, and others were actually honest about how horrifically terrible they are? Roger Horton investigates.

What if Marvel and DC and everybody else were honest about how they make their dumb comic book movies? Roger Horton investigates.

What if podcasters were honest about the content they were making?

What if homeshare tech companies like AirBnB were actually honest about how terrible they are?

If your local news was honest, here's what they'd say, according to Roger Horton

Never-before-seen footage of Roger Horton auditioning to be on Shark Tank by pitching new Horton product lines. Vote on your favorite new product in the comments and we'll make an Honest Ads episode from the winner in the future!